I walked around the camp without embarrassment, trying to find a gap to ask the squad leader out to talk, but I didn't get the opportunity for a while.

Seeing that I didn't go back to cover her to eat seafood, Xiaoqin kept looking at the squad leader, and couldn't help complaining: "Classmate Ye Lin is so idle!"

Xiong Yaoyue was not squeezing lemon juice at this time, she was bowing her head to eat roasted kidneys, and after listening to Xiaoqin's words, she suddenly raised her head and asked in surprise, "Salty?" Have you ever had him? ”

"̄3 ̄yes!" Xiaoqin smiled at Xiong Yaoyue's misunderstanding and said, "The lustful classmate Ye Lin likes others the most, and he always forces me, so I have no choice but to agree." Tian has been here and there......"

As he spoke, he became shy, pulling down his straw hat to cover his red cheeks.

Shy of your sister! Let's hide under the straw hat and snicker! Don't spread strange things about me! When did I force you to give me a body! Where are "here" and "there"?

"I'll rub it, Ye Lin is really perverted." Xiong Yaoyue commented, "Fortunately, it's not my boyfriend." ”

After a while, he said: "But I ...... when I watched ** in the Internet café."

As an underage girl, you watch the ** downloaded by others to the hard drive in the Internet café, so you, you are not qualified to say that others are perverted!

"Whether it's Japan's ** or Europe's and the United States' **, it's always indispensable for women to give men that step, it's really annoying!"

Don't look at the nest fire! You a girl is watching ** in an Internet café with great fanfare, and the men in the Internet café all turn their heads to look at you calmly!

"Ye Lin must have learned it from those films, Xiaoqin, you can't get used to him too much......"

Rarely, he lowered the food in his hand and patted Xiaoqin's shoulder with his other hand.

"The next time Ye Lin forces you Tian again, you will bite him on purpose!"

As he spoke, he showed the little tiger teeth in his mouth, which made me tremble.

I don't know what the result of being bitten by Xiaoqin is, but if I am bitten by Xiong Yaoyue, it will definitely be the end!

"But, in that case...... Xiao Qin held her face with one hand, making a worried and scared look, "Then Ye Lin will slap me!" ”

"He dares!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped up from the picnic mat in indignation, and her half-eaten waist also fell to the grass, "He has grown into that virtue, it's good to have a girl willing to follow him!" How dare you commit domestic violence? ”

Then he grabbed Xiaoqin's shoulders with both hands, and said with great enthusiasm: "If Ye Lin, this bastard, dares to bully you again, you come and tell Sister Pooh, even if it's a buddy, I won't spare him!"

He turned back to find my place and glared at me fiercely.

"Sister Pooh, that's really Xiexie you......" Xiaoqin got cheap and sold well, and continued to make up nonsense while wiping away the empty tears in the corners of her eyes, "You don't know, classmate Ye Lin is too much, yesterday you discussed the wild tour in the class group, and I was forced to kneel under his desk and give him ......"

What nonsense! How can there be such a thing! And how do you know what we said in the QQ group at noon yesterday? Sure enough, you're the real diving voyeur, staring at everyone (especially my avatar) all the time, giggling and drooling!

"I see!" Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "What Ye Lin usually looks at must be Japan's **!" This dog thing! He thought his play meant how good it was! ”

"It doesn't taste good at all! Salty to death! "Xiaoqin is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, with twelve points of grievances and a hundred times more oil and vinegar, she made up nonsense," Ye Lin also said every time: "Come and eat my brother's big popsicle......"

Who said that! That's what you heard from "trying to learn on your own" on the Internet! And the word "brother" is an extra blow to me! Whether it's a real sister or a righteous sister, it's impossible for me to feed them a big popsicle! There are other cold drinks in the refrigerator!

"Whew!" Xiong Yaoyue spat fiercely on the ground, "If it weren't for Xiaoqin's face, I would cut off the two taels of meat under Ye Lin and feed it to the dogs now!" ”

Feed it to Obama? Don't feed the squad leader's (pseudo) battle pet strange things! The squad leader might recognize it, but it was part of my body!

"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮You also have today!" The squad leader said with disdain as he looked at the ugly object.

"Ahh The waist is off! Xiong Yaoyue, who had just discovered it at this time, hurriedly bent down to pick it up, blew the dust, and put it in her mouth to continue eating.

After taking a bite, he was suddenly inspired, and asked Xiaoqin with a smile, "Can you eat chili?"

"It's okay, although I don't dare to eat the Indian ghost pepper that my mother brought back, but it's better than Ye Lin's spicy ......"

"It's good to be able to eat spicy," Xiong Yaoyue lowered her voice and whispered to Xiaoqin, "Next time Ye Lin forces you again, you will ...... in advance."

Xiaoqin giggled.

Laugh at your sister! Don't think I don't know what bad ideas Xiong Yaoyue came up with! I'm not going to be fooled! Every time, I check beforehand, and if I find something wrong, I will let you rinse your mouth!

No, if you think about it, not once! If you really want to say that there is, it is the only time in my dreams!

And that's not the real me, but I was educated and raised by Ai Shuqiao, Ai Lin! Definitely going to rape with Amy's brother and sister, and then get all the female students in Twenty-Eight Grade Pregnant, is a humane, crazy guy!

Ai Shuqiao's purpose now is to train me to be that kind of person, because she thinks it is more interesting to do that, so she didn't kill me immediately!

At this time, the squad leader accidentally found that Xu Lijun, who came to ask for skewers, smelled of wine when he opened and closed his mouth, so he sternly asked him if he had secretly drunk wine.

"I didn't ...... I didn't drink Yanjing beer! Xu Lijun was suddenly frightened by the squad leader's righteous demon vindictiveness, and even explained the brand and type.

The squad leader's loyal dog team led by Niu Shili immediately took action and found empty beer cans in Xu Lijun's backpack, Xu Lijun had no choice but to admit his mistake and begged the squad leader not to complain to his parents.

As for Teacher Yu, who was close at hand, he was savoring the taste of roasted tofu skin, and at the same time looking at the mountains in the distance, wandering to the eight extremes, I am afraid that even if the students in his class set fire to the mountain, they would have to wait until it burned to their buttocks before they could find out.

Xu Lijun begged for evil, but the squad leader Zuihou let him go and ordered him to be responsible for picking up garbage to make up for his mistakes, and Xu Lijun had to agree.

It's so dangerous, but fortunately, I threw the empty beer can on the side of Grandpa Cao's stool, so no one should get close to that poop, right?

Besides, why hasn't Gonggong Cao come back yet? You can't really run into a snake and be bitten to death on your own stool, right?

Xiong Yaoyue saw Xu Lijun being caught, and hurriedly looked at Xiaoqin's face, exhaled a breath of "ha", and asked, "How is it?" Do I smell of alcohol in my mouth? ”

"Yes, yes! It's heavy! ”

"That's not good! Hurry up and figure it out! When Xiong Yaoyue saw the lemon juice she had squeezed out on the picnic mat, she immediately picked it up and poured it into her mouth, gargling desperately.

It's all because Xiong Yaoyue gave Xiaoqin the idea of eating chili peppers just now, when I see a girl gargling now, why do I think about it?

The lemon juice is so sour, I'm afraid I can't stand it, right? What's more, the two pairs of tiger teeth in Xiong Yaoyue's mouth...... Cutting out the wound and pouring lemon juice into it is complete torture!

Wait, what am I thinking about, when did I have a bad heart for Xiong Yaoyue, I really became Ai Lin if I went on like this.

Seeing Xu Lijun sighing and picking up garbage in the camp, I suddenly thought of a way to be alone with the squad leader.

So I walked up to the squad leader and gestured behind me with the thumb of my left hand.

"Squad leader, I know that someone is still stealing beer, do you want to go with me to arrest him?"

"Who?" Originally, he was not in a good mood, and he immediately became angry.

I'm going to sell Gonggong Cao.

Take the squad leader back to the bushes to have a look, correct the empty beer cans I threw nearby, and then frame the accusation that Grandpa Cao drank it.

Anyway, Father-in-law Cao didn't dare to expose my lies in person, and he hid in the bushes and secretly patted the girl's buttocks, and he deserved it.

Moreover, I also stopped by to see if Gonggong Cao was bitten to death by a poisonous snake, and if he died, we would also collect a corpse for him or something.

In addition, I also took a pack of handkerchiefs from the public drink area, and I could use it for him in case my grandfather insisted on not wiping his butt with leaves.

But don't think I care about my apprentice! I'm looking at the face of his father, Director Cao, and as for Director Cao's face, I'm looking at my father's face.

I led the way, and the squad leader led Obama, who was not far away, and soon returned to the creek just now.

"Why is it here again......" The squad leader subconsciously covered his nose.

"Grandpa Cao! Cao Jingshen! Rebels! Are you dead? I shouted at him, but there was no response.

With his memory, he pushed aside the bushes and looked inside, but there was no trace of Grandpa Cao, and even his stool was gone.

Even if Gonggong Cao was swallowed by the python, the python would not be interested in his stool, right? The python that even eats poop is a snake spirit disease.

Looking closely, I saw traces of fallen leaves on the ground, and it seemed that Grandpa Cao not only wiped his buttocks with leaves, but also carefully buried his feces like a small animal, for fear of being discovered by large pursuers.

Whatever his intentions, this act is commendable, and even the stench in the air is so weak that I can't smell the slightest rhinitis.

However, the squad leader, whose facial features are all particularly sharp, has never put his right hand off his nose.

It seems that if the senses are too sharp, it is not always a good thing.

Obama rushed into the bushes, as if intending to "hunt for treasure", and the squad leader knew it and grabbed the dog leash tightly.

"Who's drinking beer? You mean! Seeing that there was no one here, and there were no beer cans thrown on the ground, the squad leader couldn't help but become impatient.

Really, the beer cans were also taken away by Grandpa Cao, I really don't know when he became so environmentally friendly.

Or...... Beer cans buried under poop? Then I can't continue to look for it anyway, so let's just bury it in the long river of history......

"There's nothing here, you tricked me into coming, what kind of heart do you have? I have to go! ”

With a foolish expression, the squad leader turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait!" In a panic, I reached out and grabbed the squad leader's smooth arm, and clutched it tightly for fear that she would run away.

The squad leader's body was shocked, and he turned his face in shock and looked back at me.