[611] Convention
"What are you doing! Let me go! ”
After a moment of hesitation, the squad leader struggled hard to get rid of my grip.
It's not that I'm incapable of controlling the squad leader, but if I push harder, the squad leader's arm will be injured by me.
So I had to let that lotus root arm pull away from my fingertips.
The squad leader led Obama, who was unclear about the situation, and quickly moved away from me as if he were hiding from his inner fear.
The girl with long hair and waist and the husky with a long tongue spit out their mouths soon walked a distance of more than ten meters downstream along the stream.
He looked like he was afraid that I would catch up.
I was a little overwhelmed, but suddenly I realized-huh? Squad leader, if you really don't want me to catch up, weishenme won't go up the stream! Walking back to the crowded place on the top of the mountain, won't I haunt you? Now that you are going downstream, aren't you getting farther and farther away from everyone?
But at that distance, even the squad leader's nose can't smell any peculiar smells, right?
Sure enough, when I caught up with the captain, not only did the air around me get cleaner, but the stream also widened, and the clear water reflected sparkling in the sun.
A breeze blew, causing the squad leader's long hair to float slightly, revealing the printed text on the back of the white T-shirt of the squad uniform, which was usually hidden.
"Together"
Originally, it was a total of eight words "In those years, we were together", but the other words were blocked by the long hair of the squad leader.
If it weren't for this breeze, the words "together" would have been invisible.
I was speechless, a little skeptical that I had received a revelation from above.
But it was untimely to think that Fang Xin's divine stick had prophesied: The person I love the most will die, unless I go to him to find a solution.
Shake your head and throw this thought away - I'm an atheist, I only believe in the laws of physics!
And how can I get to the topic of "who do I love the most"! Obviously, I just came to explain the misunderstanding to the squad leader, so that she should not be "lonely as snow"!
"Uh-huh," I cleared my throat, and the squad leader's slowed pace immediately stopped, but still only showed me his back.
The stream is babbling and turbulent.
"I don't have anything to do with Pooh, you misunderstood!"
I didn't know where to put my hands, so I just put them in my trouser pockets and kicked the pebbles by the creek to hide my embarrassment.
It's like the squad leader just did it not so long ago.
"Y-What did you do to Pooh, why do you want to tell me?"
The squad leader still wouldn't turn around and show me the expression on her face.
But his shoulders fluctuated up and down with his rapid breathing.
"Because you're the head of the class, I'm going to report to you!" I relaxed my tone a little, "At least let those who care about collective honor know that Pooh and I have not violated the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Women"!" ”
"Really?" The class leader was skeptical, because I brought the question to the class honor, so when the class leader discussed it with me, his tone temporarily returned to normal.
"It's totally true," I said, "because Pooh is the same as me, and ...... My distant cousin is a good friend, so we get in touch a little bit more, but you know, Pooh has a lot of contact with boys, she just treats me like a buddy......"
The class leader did not want to listen to my unilateral defense, she turned her back on me, and said like an inquisitor: "First, boys and girls are not allowed to hold hands on campus......"
Huh? Class leader, you have memorized the specific content of "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Male and Female Students"! Do you want me to answer one by one to prove that Xiong Yaoyue and I are innocent?
I raised my right hand like a witness in court, "I haven't held hands with Pooh other than wrestling my wrists." ”
After checking the action of my oath and the expression on my face through the reflection of the stream, the squad leader continued to ask without stopping: "The second rule, boys and girls are not allowed to write love letters to each other, have you complied with it?"
In a tone of "I'm asking for the honor of the class, don't get me wrong".
"Do you think Pooh and I look like people who can write love letters?"
The squad leader nodded and said, "That's right," but immediately continued: "Article 3, boys and girls are not allowed to give each other gifts of special significance......
"I only bought Pooh ice cream to thank her for helping me with her duties in PE class......"
"Article 4: Boys and girls are not allowed to visit parks and playgrounds on holidays, or engage in activities similar to dating......"
My right hand was still raised in mid-air, "I've never dated Pooh before. ”
The squad leader was not tired at all, and he didn't omit one of them, so he just asked them one by one, as if he was playing some interesting game.
As I answered "no" and "no" one by one, the squad leader's tone seemed to become more and more relaxed, and sometimes he even deliberately held up a long voice.
In other words, weishenme will have a little bit, the original match interrogated whether her husband has a mistress outside, such an illusion!
My mouth was dry, and I finally reached the milestone 50th.
"Boys and girls are not allowed to lip to lip contact for any reason inside or outside the school, otherwise parents will be notified and the whole school will criticize ......"
Halfway through the conversation, the squad leader couldn't go on, and with the help of the reflection of the stream, I saw her face dyed crimson, containing shame and sweetness, and it was amazingly beautiful.
As smart as a squad leader, he would forget the simple principle of physics: since you can see my face through the stream, then I can also see your face through the stream!
The squad leader must have remembered that because he wanted to pull out a white hair between my forehead, the two of us accidentally kissed!
As the leader of a class, the person who memorized the "100 Articles Prohibiting Close Contact between Boys and Girls" knows the law and violates the law, and knowingly commits it! Further back, when it comes to the article "prohibiting opening a room", the squad leader should remember to open a room with me again!
Not only did I open the room, but I also hugged and slept together! (Although it happened twice separately) the hand-copied version of "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" on the desk of the teaching director shed blood and tears!
"Squad leader, don't ask!" I exclaimed, "Anyway, what I've done with you, neither I nor Pooh have ever done!" ”
"Gong Caicai didn't say it clearly, so you misunderstood!"
The squad leader fell into a brief silence, and so did my side.
In fact, what Gong Caicai wants to say is that I have an "adulterous relationship" with Xiaoqin, and Xiong Yaoyue teamed up with me to deceive the squad leader, right?
But at this time, I confessed to the squad leader that I had an awkward relationship with Xiaoqin, and I felt a little unwilling.
Obviously, the squad leader had accidentally overheard the conversation between Dad and Aunt Ren, and knew that Xiaoqin and I might have a younger brother (or sister) in common, so it was logical that the two of us would become brother and sister.
Turning a righteous sister into a girlfriend is a bit out of convention? Just like Guo Degang's limerick satirizing the soaring director of Beijing TV, will it be unanimously condemned by countless enthusiastic viewers of Beijing TV?
And my younger brother (sister) and Xiaoqin's co-brother, will the time come when the outlook on life is distorted, and it is normal for a brother and sister to get married?
Ah, it's annoying, don't worry about it for now, let's explain the misunderstanding about Xiong Yaoyue to the squad leader first!
Obama, who was led by the squad leader, looked at me with an obvious "uncle face" Xiangshang, like the Bodhi ancestor in "Journey to the West" asking me:
"Scum Ye, do you remember Ren Xiaoqin on the shore of Dongshan Lake?"
Xiaoqin doesn't go to Dongshan Lake at all! Because she was afraid of meeting her grandfather who forced her to learn yin and yang! There is only one old man Ren who has no discipline on the shore of Dongshan Lake!
And you don't have any reason to speak for Qin! Aren't you Amy's dog? Shouldn't you be as hostile to Celery as Amy?
After all, it's my own psychological effect, right?
Looking at the turbulent stream, I suddenly remembered that just an hour ago, Xiaoqin had just put our "wedding voucher" in a drifting bottle and went down the river, maybe it had been picked up by a scrap collector now.
The small stone that Xiaoqin finally grinded into the shape of a heart is also in my trouser pocket, although it looks more like a butt from any angle......
"That ......," I hesitated as I faced the squad leader's back.
The squad leader suddenly sighed, "I really didn't set an example. ”
"Huh?"
"Looking back closely, I found that I had done so many things that violated the regulations......
The hand that didn't hold the dog chain was put on his heart, "I'm not qualified to blame you and Pooh at all......"
The word "blame", somehow, was immediately linked to what Gong Caicai just said, "You can't get married, squad leader".
My brain was hot, and I blurted out: "Squad leader, don't be sullen!" I'll be responsible for you! ”
The squad leader was shocked, and he tried his best to control his emotions, "Say, say something stupid!" What responsibility do you have to me! ”
"Why is there no responsibility!" I listed, "I've kissed, I've hugged, and I've slept ......."
The squad leader excitedly made a gesture to let the dog go, and I quickly swallowed the words "slept" and "spanked" back into my stomach.
"Some are force majeure, some are misunderstandings," the squad leader said to me after taking a deep breath and speaking in a solitary attitude that does not accept handouts.
"I don't need you to be responsible for me for these things, if you can become a self-reliant and useful person to society in the future and don't cause me trouble, I'll be thankful!"
Huh? Squad leader, you want to be a criminal police officer in the future, do you hope that I won't cause you trouble, do you hope that I won't become a criminal?
"How come......" I waved my hands without a proper look, although Xiaoqin's biological father is indeed the boss of the underworld, but I shouldn't have any reason to follow in his footsteps, right?
"Do you say yes or not?" The squad leader suddenly turned around and asked me, and the long hair fluttered and fluttered, and the black pupils that could almost penetrate the soul, and the liliang that condensed the whole body stared at me, making me realize how serious the squad leader was about this agreement.
If you don't become a criminal, this kind of thing shouldn't be considered a difficult thing for me, right?
"Well, I promise you." I said, scratching the hair on the back of my head.
The class leader immediately passed me by, as if he was worried that some classmates would find out that we had talked alone for so long, violating Article 22 of the "100 Prohibitions on Close Contact between Boys and Women".
But at a glance, I found that the corners of Shusha's mouth were slightly upturned, full of confident smiles, and even a strong expectation for the future.
I'm just agreeing not to be a criminal, do you need to be so happy?
Could it be that when I wasn't paying attention, I promised you something else in passing?