"Wow, what is this?"

The cow bolt was covered with a sweatshirt.

"Wow, what?"

The bull bolt who had just ripped his undershirt off his head was hit in the head again by an oversized short.

"What are you doing? Hurry up and cover up where you should be covered, or do you have a habit of not wearing clothes? ”

"Oh, Sister Xiexie Chang'e."

Only then did Niu Xuanzhu understand that he was evil just now, and it turned out that Chang'e was using the Jade Emperor's clothes to cover herself up, which was really considerate.

Humming a cheerful little song in his heart, Niu Zhuzhu draped the undershirt that was enough to fit two of his own.

"Sister, can you give me some personal space to put my pants on?"

"It's all wet anyway, do you need to climb ashore to get dressed?"

"Huh? That's right, too. ”

Look at Chang'e, she is worthy of being a fairy among fairies, how thorough and comprehensive she thinks about the problem, these pants are originally wet, and she wants to wear them ashore, and she has to trouble others to avoid them, isn't this taking off her pants and farting.

Niu Zhuzhu, who criticized himself, stupidly began to put pants on his legs, who knew that the Jade Emperor's waist circumference was too big, and he was somewhat inconvenient in the water, so he stretched both feet into a trouser tube without knowing it.

"Hey, are the literary and artistic youths in the fairy world wearing pants like this now?" Chang'e wondered.

"This ...... This...... Too fat......" Niu Shuzhu explained weakly.

What's wrong with me today, I keep losing face in front of Sister Chang'e, it is said that this first impression is very important, and now that I am doing it by myself, I must have become a clown with a quirk in the eyes of Sister Chang'e.

He ran back into the water to try to make up for his pants, but when he pulled open his crotch, a thunderbolt struck him on the head, and his newly resurrected fragile heart was dealt a heavy blow.

What about my little brother? Where did it go? Shrinked? Won't you? Oh my God, where's my little brother? I don't want to live!

This bad news was also learned by the other five brothers at the same time, so in Niu Xuanzhu's head, the cry sounded, which can be described as a ghost crying wolf.

Chang'e looked at the cow bolt in front of her and pulled open the crotch of her pants, maintained a posture of looking inside, and didn't move, thinking that this white and tender little handsome guy was narcissistic and liked to observe and study himself.

But when she noticed two lines of pearls falling from the cheeks of the cow bolt, she was completely confused.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I ...... Lost something......"

"Huh? What is it that makes you so sad? ”

Niu Shuzhu sniffed, and cried out, his hands desperately slapping the water, splashing countless splashes.

"Don't cry, what's missing, is it in the water? Why don't I help you find it? Chang'e looked at Niu Zhuzhu crying so sadly, and felt slightly distressed.

And Niu Zhuzhu just cried even more, and couldn't stop shaking his head.

Chang'e suddenly realized.

"Ahh Don't...... Have you lost your ......?"

Chang'e's facial expression was very embarrassed, and she pointed to Niu Zhuzhu's pants with her index finger, and then used her index and middle fingers to make a gesture to guess the shape and length of the object.

"Uh-huh." Niu Zhuzhu nodded aggrievedly.

"Oh my God, can you lose this thing? Then you're not...... Eunuch into a fine? ”

"No, there was one, and suddenly there was none." Niu Shuzhu explained.

The Howling Dog suddenly wanted to speak, and borrowed his mouth without the Ox Bolt's permission.

"If it is reasonable, not only should there be none, but there should be at least six!"

"Huh? Six? Chang'e exclaimed.

At this time, in order to express his wishes, the old cow also seized the mouth of the cow bolt column.

"Sister Chang'e, the length you just drew is not quite right, it should be about the same according to my original size."

The old cow used the two hands of the bull bolt pillar to draw the shape in his mind.

"Wow~" Chang'e covered her mouth and exclaimed.

"Shut up, y'all!" Niu Shuzhu shouted.

He doesn't like these brothers very much to occupy their body organs without his permission, there are no rules, if the senses are occupied at the critical time of his happiness in the future, then he is thankless, this bad problem cannot be used to, and must be strangled in the cradle.

The angry Niu Zhuzhu had forgotten that the vital organ he used to be happy was still missing.

"You calm down, I understand your feelings very well now, but you have to live when things are gone, what can I help you with?" Chang'e thought that Niu Xuanzhu had just shut up herself, and her sudden masculinity made her eyes light up.

"How can you help me? No one can help me. Niu Zhuzhu said sadly.

Hey, no, Chang'e is a fairy, maybe she can really help you. Linglu said to the bull bolt pillar.

yes, I didn't think of that. The speed with which the cow bolt burst into laughter was astonishing, because he thought of a very, very "nice" remedy.

"Sister Chang'e, are you really willing to help me?"

"Hmm."

"This ...... In fact, the Jade Emperor can lend me more than just clothes. Niu Xuanzhu hinted to Chang'e.

"Wow, you're not, aren't you? Do you dare to think about this? Chang'e grinned.

"How bold people are, how productive the land is, Sister Chang'e, you have already done the first year of junior high school anyway, and you are not short of fifteen, the so-called good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and you can't give up halfway."

"I'm sorry, but I don't know you very well, so I shouldn't have seen anything today, byebye!"

Chang'e felt that talking to this white-looking little white face was going to become vulgar, and it was difficult to deal with the aftermath of today's incident, so she had better get out quickly, so as not to get into trouble.

"Sister Chang'e, the gods will count, we are already wearing a pair of pants today, do you think it is appropriate for you to walk like this?" The scoundrel nature of the bullbolt pillar is revealed.

Chang'e regretted that she had slapped that brick, why was she impulsive, and now it's too late to regret it.

At this time, a voice suddenly came, and Chang'e was shocked, and hurriedly rushed to the Moon Palace with the ox bolt pillar and the auspicious clouds.

The cool breeze on the waterfront blew a lot of fat white meat, and there was only a piece of white meat left.

The four heavenly kings guarding the South Heavenly Gate came to the pavilion from far and near, and they were unlucky enough to go out without looking at the yellow calendar.

When they saw a lump of white meat by the water, they all surrounded them excitedly, not only that, but they also took out their mobile phones from their bodies and prepared to take a picture of the first-hand information of this unlucky fairy friend and post it on their own fairy world micro (blog), in order to save their poor click rate.

However, when they saw that the fairy friend who was only a pair of flower underwear was actually the Jade Emperor, the three souls and seven spirits of the four people all floated out of their bodies in an instant.

Pulling their own souls back to their bodies, the Four Heavenly Kings fled like a whirlwind, and in the process of escaping, they prayed to God not to let themselves open their eyes, let alone let the Jade Emperor count the ugliness they had witnessed the Jade Emperor.

It is estimated that God will not help them, since ancient times, China and the West have not been separated, if God knows that the Jade Emperor also has today, it is estimated that he will come thousands of miles away, post the Jade Emperor's current appearance on his own Weibo (blog), and strictly order all the Western gods must forward.