25 The person who turned his head has not changed, and he has disappeared when he turns again
In the Jade Emperor's stunned expression, the Queen Mother threw the earrings out, and the earrings with mana drew a swan song in the air, straight through the enchantment of the fairy world, and flew straight to the world.
"What are you doing!" The Jade Emperor's heart seemed to have been kicked hard.
The difference between being kicked in the heart and being cut is that the wound of the knife can be healed, but the footprints on the heart cannot be dusted off.
From the gentleness of the banquet just now, to the current grace and righteousness, the transformation of the Queen Mother deeply hurt the Jade Emperor, more completely than during the day.
"Those earrings were my first gift to you." Jade Emperor Road.
"I know."
"I gave it to you during the first tribulation of our ninety-nine-eighty-one tribulation."
"It's hard for you to remember."
"Since the first tribulation, I have given you earrings in every life, but you still say that you like this, so after becoming an immortal, you deliberately made great efforts to find it from the human world, and you have always carried it."
"Yes, I can't even sleep and take it off."
"But you're throwing it away now."
"I don't like it now, and ......"
"And what?"
"And I bring it allergic, so I also specially bought anti-allergy medicine from the Nether."
The Jade Emperor was shocked, for tens of thousands of years, he didn't know that the Queen Mother was actually allergic to pearls.
"I see you fiddle with it and laugh every time you look in the mirror." The Jade Emperor didn't believe it.
"Not anymore, it's so easy." The Queen Mother didn't explain either.
"It's me who is wrong, please don't talk to me in this way, give me a chance, okay?" The Jade Emperor couldn't stand the Queen Mother's current tone, and he now missed the time when the Queen Mother scolded him angrily.
"Do I give you less chance? As a result, I changed from a lover to a tigress and from a tigress to an enemy in your heart. ”
"No......"
The Queen Mother stretched out her palm to stop the Jade Emperor from continuing.
"I figured it out, why bother. I don't care about you anymore, but you can't care about me either, that's all. ”
The Queen Mother's decision made the Jade Emperor a little angry.
"You're doing all this because of that little white face." The Jade Emperor rushed out.
Then he regretted that he had not chosen what he had said.
But the words have been exported, and if the money is lent out, how can it be recovered?
The Queen Mother smiled wryly.
"Bull bolts." The Queen Mother turned back and shouted outside the hall.
A handsome-looking, but thief-headed face was exposed from outside the temple, not who the bullbolt pillar was.
The Jade Emperor's face changed drastically.
"Okay, sure enough, because of this kid, I killed him, someone!" The Jade Emperor is ready to wave the flag and blow the whistle.
"You dare!" The Queen Mother did not give an inch.
"You turned your face against me for him, the catastrophe of the eighty-first life, the love of husband and wife for ten thousand years, you don't care about it?"
When the queen mother heard this, she only felt ridiculous and distressed.
"If you hurt him, there will be no more Queen Mother in the fairy world!" The Queen Mother became more and more disappointed in the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor was stunned, intimidated by the Queen Mother's momentum.
"Take me out of here, I don't want to see this person again." The Queen Mother turned to the bull bolt and said.
The cow bolt walked in with a very reluctant step.
He could feel the murderous gaze of the Jade Emperor, and he also understood that the Jade Emperor thought that the relationship between himself and the Queen Mother was (of course, he only understood it under the reminder of the fairy pets), and it was because of this that he was depressed, he obviously didn't get any cheap, but he had to bear the infamy of an adulterer, and this deal must have lost a lot of money.
More importantly, he was sure that if he gave the Jade Emperor a chance, he would definitely die, and he was sure that he really couldn't leave the Queen Mother in the future.
But will Shijie and the Queen Mother be misunderstood? Will Chang'e be jealous? Alas, since ancient times, handsome guys have had many lives, and it is really miserable to think about the future days.
Niu Xuanzhu walked out with the Queen Mother, he deliberately put one of his hands behind his back, and kept waving to the Jade Emperor, what he wanted to express was: He is not what he thinks, and he has no such relationship with the Queen Mother.
But in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, this is a demonstration to him, and the expression is: byebye you, I will leave with your wife.
This is simply a great insult and provocation.
If you take my woman away, you won't be fast for long, and one day you will become, shijie's most broken and minced meat. The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth until his gums bleed, and made a poem of revenge in his heart.
The Jade Emperor was supposed to grit his steel teeth to show his inner anger, but he didn't succeed.
Through the joint experiments of scientists at home and abroad and even in the sky, it has been proved that it is absolutely impossible to crush steel teeth.
In terms of hardness, when the teeth are bitten hard enough, the first phenomenon is bleeding gums, and then the teeth will be pierced from the upper and lower jaws, that is, they will not be bitten.
In the three days after the banquet, the Jade Emperor did not go to court, and the Queen Mother did not show up, and the entire fairy world was shrouded in a tense atmosphere.
Regarding what happened between the two people after the immortals left that day, the guessed versions have reached hundreds, and it is really difficult for the imagination of the immortals, but no matter how unbelievable the guessed versions are, and even the people and gods are angry, they all have a common characteristic, that is, the fault must be on the Jade Emperor.
Niu Xuanzhu has always been inseparable from the queen mother, and even sleeps on the floor, not daring to leave the queen mother's sight for a moment.
If it weren't for the Queen Mother putting the sword on his neck, he would have loved to let the Queen Mother watch him go to the toilet, and he would have watched the Queen Mother urinate.
During the three days, the Queen Mother said very little, and Niu Xuanzhu was always worried about his life.
In order to save her life, Niu Shuzhu can be said to be flattering to the extreme, just like Sister Feng, who has not opened for half a year, suddenly met a guest knocking on the door.
"Godmother~ You drink tea."
"Godmother~ You eat a grape, the skin is wrapped for you, and the seeds are removed."
"Godmother~Wash your feet~"
"Godmother~ You haven't spoken for three days, I'll help you rub your face, don't come back, your face won't move."
"Get out of here, or I'll hand you over to the Jade Emperor." The Queen Mother, who had been wandering too much, finally came back to her senses and knocked out the claws that stretched out to her cheeks.
It's really hard to think about something under the harassment of Niu Shuzhu.
"Wow, you're awake, I'm going to hit flies as boring." The cattle bolt post complained.
"I've woken up a long time ago, what nonsense are you talking about."
Obviously being a walking dead for three days, he still doesn't admit it. Niu Shuzhu complained in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.
"Godmother, you must like my godfather very much." Niu Shuzhu suddenly led the topic to a sensitive issue.
"Your godfather? You are really the first person to recognize your relatives, and it is really not suitable for you to seal your immortal position, how about I give you the title of a shameless little expert who recognizes your relatives? ”
"Godmother, you are my godmother, is the Jade Emperor my brother? Although he called me brother, I couldn't say no, and I still understood that. ”
"If you want to recognize that person as a godfather, don't recognize me as a mother, go to your godfather, and see if your godfather will recognize you as an unlucky son before he dismantles you."
"How can there be a mother's curse that her son will die." The cattle bolt column protested.
"I regret it anyway, it's so annoying, I can't think of being quiet and quiet, you are the three knives in the mouths of the people in the nether realm."
"Huh? What three knives? ”
"Chatter, chatter, Tang Seng can be tired to death when he sits and chats with you!"
"Haha, godmother, you can also joke, it's good to be joking, I'm worried about you these days."
Niu Xuanzhu was very happy to learn another hurtful sentence.
"What are you worried about me? Worried that I'm depressed and no one will be able to save your life? ”
The Queen Mother was surprised that she was arguing with the bull bolt pillar, and her mood was actually much lighter.
"Godmother, why don't you understand me so much. By the way, do you know what one of the things you've been doing the most these days? ”
The Queen Mother doesn't quite understand the problem of the cow bolt pillar, has she done anything in the past few days? It seems that nothing has been done.
Except for being stunned.
Seeing that the Queen Mother looked confused, Niu Xuanzhu could only reveal the mystery by herself.
"Touch your ears."
The queen mother was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that she was touching her earlobes again at this moment.
I didn't feel it at all.
"I think those earrings must be very valuable, you must regret it, I have always disapproved of quarrels and throwing things." Niu Shuzhu shook his head and commented.
"Shut up, EQ is an idiot with a negative infinity." Rulan, who had just entered the door, slapped the back of the cow bolt on the head.
"Sister Rulan~"
Niu Zhuzhu's passion index climbed rapidly, because when he turned his head, he saw two familiar friends, the meat pu on the left and the meat ball on the right, which was the nickname that Niu Zhuzhu gave to Rulan's left and right breasts during the three days of boredom.
In fact, on the first day, the one on the left was called Alpine, and the one on the right was called Everest.
On the second day, the one on the left is called to see the mountains at a glance, and the one on the right is called to go to the next level.
On the third day, Niu Xuanzhu felt that the nickname of the previous two days seemed to be sarcastic, such as a big and a small; One is tall and the other is short, so he quickly changed to the latest version of the title.
In fact, there are also problems with the title of the latest version, Pu is flat; The group is round. If Rulan knew that Niu Xuanzhu sarcastically mocked her, one round and one flat, she would definitely not let him go easily.
"I didn't talk nonsense, my mother touched her ears hundreds of times in three days, more than 30 times a day, you said that the earrings are not valuable, what else can it be." Niu Shuzhu explained.
"You're really four knives in the mouths of the people of the Nether." Such as Landau.
"Huh? Four knives? Aren't there three? Niu Xuanzhu looked at the Queen Mother pleadingly, trying to get some hints, he didn't want to appear too ignorant in front of Rulan.
The Queen Mother smiled, for the first time in three days.
"What four knives?" Niu Shuzhu can't think of it even if he wants to break his head.
"Babble, babble."
Niu Zhuzhu snapped his fingers and repeated: "Nag, force, nag; Babble, force, chatter. ”
That's really four chatters!
"Sister Rulan, you are so talented, I still had three knives just now, and now I have one more." Niu Zhuzhu didn't have the consciousness of being scolded at all, and he was really not ashamed, but proud.
In order to maintain her IQ level, Rulan refused to continue talking with Niu Xuanzhu, and came to the side of the Queen Mother in a few steps.
"Godmother, are you feeling better? The Jade Emperor hasn't been to court in the past few days, and I think he may know that he is wrong. ”
Hearing the news brought by Rulan, the queen mother's just better mood was clouded again.
"Alas, I thought I would forget what I lost, but I found that I couldn't lose the person in my heart." The Queen Mother muttered to herself.
"It's over, godmother just woke up and fell asleep again." Niu Xuanzhu looked at the queen mother who began to be distracted again, and said to Rulandao.
Rulan has not been in love personally, so she is just ignorant of the Queen Mother's words, but she can't fully understand the helplessness and frustration.
But one thing Rulan can be sure of is that the Queen Mother must still love the Jade Emperor.
The Imperial Study.
For three days, the Jade Emperor's heart and brain were filled with the Queen Mother.
The events of tens of thousands of years have been thought about several times by him from beginning to end.
hated to the extreme, the Jade Emperor was able to cut the wolf's pen in two; When love is strong, the tears of the Jade Emperor will soak the entire Bai Xuan.
He is more pitiful than the Queen Mother, who at least has a cow bolt pillar with her, just like Lan goes to see her every day, and the Jade Emperor is a real loner.
When the Jade Emperor finally walked out of the study, he left a pair of wild grass on his bookcase:
Turn your head for a moment
It's been 10,000 years
The turner has not changed
The return is gone