Rulan pulled the cow bolt pillar out of the door, and only for Rulan did the cow bolt leave the queen mother's sight regardless of the danger, but it was only to the door.

"Sister Rulan, my godmother and I are just a mother and son, don't get me wrong."

As soon as he got out of the room, Niu Bolt grabbed Rulan's hands and hurriedly explained.

"Huh? You're sick. ”

After hearing this, Rulan immediately went to the bunker, almost forgetting the purpose of pulling the cow bolt out of the column.

This little bastard can't let me live in peace for a moment, and starts talking nonsense again, and I don't know how you're going to spoil me for a while without teaching you a lesson.

The queen mother was just curious about what Rulan was going to say to Niu Shuzhu, so she used her mana to eavesdrop, but she didn't expect to be half angry by Niu Shuzhu's words as soon as she came up.

The Queen Mother kicked the door open, rushed to the door, gave Niu Zhuzhu a loving encouragement, and then returned to the house as if nothing had happened, closed the door, and continued to eavesdrop.

Let's see if you dare. The Queen Mother was much happier after beating someone.

"Godmother weishenme beat me?" Niu Shuzhu covered his face and said.

"Who made your mouth hate your body, so it always causes trouble for your body." Rulan covered her mouth and smiled.

Niu Xuanzhu leaned close to Rulan's ear: "Really, we haven't done anything. ”

I dare to say that it doesn't seem to hurt.

The queen mother teleported, beat the, and returned to the house in an instant, all in one go.

"Good skills." Rulan couldn't help but praise.

When the bolt stood up from the ground again, the part above the shoulders was obviously a lot fatter.

The unwilling Niu Zhuzhu pointed to himself, pointed to the house, and then pressed his fists against each other, stretched out two thumbs, bent and moved a few times, and then shook desperately with both hands.

I don't know if I think I use sign language?

Teleport, stink, teleport.

Niu Zhuzhu, who stood up again, burst into tears: "I didn't bully people like this, wasn't I in a daze, I already used sign language, and I was still beaten, where is there any heavenly reason." ”

"In a sense, the Queen Mother is Tianli, you were beaten by Tianli, do you know what it's called?"

"What's it called?" Niu Shuzhu originally wanted to say that he was called a shrew, but thinking about his body, he still stopped his mouth.

"Screamed by Heavenly Reason-Retribution!"

"What do you mean, Tianli didn't use the thunder to split me, and I already love me very much?"

"Well, it's not Xiexie Tianli yet."

"Thank you Tianli godmother!" The ox bolted through the door and bowed to the house.

Poof, Rulan finally laughed out loud and bent over with laughter.

There was also a laugh from the door.

Looking at Rulan's smile, Niu Xuanzhu felt relaxed, even if he was struck by Tianli with lightning now, he would not feel pain.

Aiqing's liliang is great, in the eyes of men, aiqing's liliang is directly proportional to the cup, and the jitter D cup is twice as powerful.

"Thank you Tianli godmother~" Niu Xuanzhu wanted to make Rulan smile for a while, so that he could see Rulan's infinite neckline from the perspective of the above.

Unexpectedly, saying the same thing a second time, Rulan felt that it was not so funny.

It's like reading a YY novel like this article, the first time I feel very cool and enjoyable, but if you force you to read it a second time, you will curse the street.

"You're so bored, pulling you out is something to discuss with you." Rulan tidied up her top, and when she laughed just now, it fluctuated a lot, making her underwear a little misplaced.

"Sister Rulan, as long as you speak, go up to the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, I have nothing to say! But...... You can't get three steps out of this room. ”

"Nonsense, if you don't get out of here three steps, there is something I want you to help with." Rulan felt that talking to Niu Zhuzhu was like playing the piano to a cow.

"But three steps is already my limit, you also know that the Jade Emperor is now eager to steam me in the pot, and then dip me in vinegar and eat me, for me without mana, three steps are already very dangerous."

"Coward, don't pay attention to me in the future."

"Why don't you tell me what you want me to do?"

Maybe Rulan just wants to let herself walk around with her, to see the small puddle or dead bamboo or something, if so, she can still fight, after all, Rulan also has a Qiankun mirror in her hand.

"You must agree to this matter first, and I will not say it, of course, you can put forward some conditions, how to help." Rulan knew that Niu Shuzhu was a person who liked to talk about conditions.

"This ...... Unless Sister Rulan marries me, she will do things in the cave room first, and then go out to do things for her sister. ”

"Fart, you've been beaten like this, haven't you opened the door in your mouth? Besides, you did it by me, in a sense, I am your reborn parent, what's wrong with doing something for me? ”

"Please, it seems that you killed me, have you ever seen parents who killed people to save people?"

"Anyway, don't even think about the matter of the cave house, don't discuss it, change the conditions, or cut it in two!"

"It's okay if you don't have a cave room, so it's always okay to hug and kiss, right? Parents will also hug their children and kiss their children's mouths. ”

Rulan thought about it, the extent of the loss was within her own tolerance, for the sake of the Queen Mother, this time she admitted it.

"Okay, as long as you help me do this, I'll let you hug and kiss, how about it?"

"A word?" Niu Zhuzhu's eyes lit up.

"It's a deal."

"Never go back?" The cattle bolt column was reconfirmed.

"No repentance."

"For a lifetime?"

"Die!" Rulan slapped Niu Zhuzhu's forehead fiercely.

Jihua failed, I didn't expect Rulan to be fooled, but it's already very good, kiss and hug Rulan, oh my God, don't be too good to me.

"Sister, tell me, what's the matter?" Niu Zhuzhu's mood was like a pervert who had to go to the bathing center without money, both excited and entangled.

No matter what it is, he just needs to pray not to be touched by the Jade Emperor, success or failure is in this move, aiqing is originally a gamble.

"Go, see, jade, emperor." Rulan said word by word.

These four words, like four atomic bombs, exploded in succession on the mental endurance of Niu Zhuzhu, and the extreme fear made the onion smell on his body quickly permeate.

Burst~

Niu Zhuzhu made an exaggerated motion of spurting blood, but all he squirted was saliva.

"Shut up and stop spraying." Rulan said loudly, covering her nose at the same time, now she is very sensitive to the smell of onions.

"Sister Rulan, give me a knife, I'll cut it myself, can I leave me a whole corpse?" Niu Shuzhu said with a bitter face.

"Don't mess around, it's that serious."

"It must be, in this way, you have the courage to say in front of the Jade Emperor that I made it by you, and I will go to see him, how about it?" Bull bolt column provocation.

"Why, it's your fault, of course, you have to bear the consequences. You don't want to watch your godmother go on in a daze every day, do you? "Rulan didn't dare to tell the Jade Emperor that the person who cuckolded the Jade Emperor was her own work.

"She's pretending, she didn't see how energetic she was when she hit me just now." Niu Zhu complained.

"Godmother, that's called a forced smile." Rulan refuted.

"If you don't go, you won't die." The ox bolted and walked towards the queen mother's house.

"If you can clear up the misunderstanding between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and let them reconcile, I will be your wife." Rulan said casually.

"Really?" The body of the ox bolt pillar is like someone who has immobilized him.

"Really. I swear. Rulan gritted her jade teeth.

Niu Shuzhu turned around and carefully looked at Rulan from head to toe, his gaze seemed to be able to penetrate Rulan's clothes, he was assessing that the risk was not proportional to the reward.

Rich and dangerous, reluctant to be unable to cover his daughter-in-law with rotten meat, fight! Niu Zhuzhu's eyes finally stayed on the D cup, and he finally made up his mind.

Big brother, are you crazy, do you really want to see the Jade Emperor? Then it's better to go directly to the king of Yama. I've never seen such a person, and I don't even want to die.

That is, this life is not your own, and we have to raise our hands to vote on such a big decision. The spirit deer echoed.

You're a real donkey, you don't even have that thing, will you use it if you want a daughter-in-law? Donkeys always have a sense of accomplishment when they scold someone else's donkey.

You have to vote by a show of hands, right? Niu Shuzhu asked.

Right! The immortal pets are full of confidence, they are five votes.

Agree to go to see the Jade Emperor's raised hand. Niu Shuzhu shouted in consciousness.

In reality, Niu Zhuzhu's hands were raised.

Unanimous vote! Niu Xuanzhu announced the result of the show of hands in consciousness.

The five immortal pets were all stunned.

"I promise you!" Niu Xuanzhu made the first promise to Rulan, and cooked the raw rice that was voted on by a show of hands into the promised cooked rice.

Are we being swept away by this kid? The whistling dog asked tentatively.

We're real asses! Donkey Road.

Who suggested a vote "by show of hands"? The lion said viciously to the spirit deer.

"Really?" Rulan was actually a little surprised.

"Hmm. Wife, you must remember what you promised me. ”

"Who is your wife, don't shout, the matter hasn't been done yet, besides, what are you doing by raising your hand to surrender before you promise? Bad luck. Hearing Niu Xuanzhu actually call himself his wife, Rulan's face was hot, and she quickly denied it.

"Rulan's wife, I promise you that I will definitely do it." Niu Xuanzhu said a cliché TV series dialogue.

Unexpectedly, Rulan was really moved by this cliché dialogue, she even regretted that she made this request to Niu Shuzhu, she admitted that at the beginning she looked at this matter with the attitude of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and she really didn't pay too much attention to Niu Shuzhu's life and death, and at this moment she was condemned by her conscience, and at the same time there was a feeling of heartbeat.

Taking advantage of Rulan's flustered moment, Niu Bolt Zhu gave a bear hug, and fiercely felt the plumpness that suffocated him.

It's worth it, it's worth it when you die, it's absolutely original, not silicone! The cow bolt column was satisfied.

The bull bolt is ready to pay for this bear hug.

But Rulan didn't slap him.

"You...... Be careful. ”

These are the words that Niu Zhuzhu heard when he held his head and squatted on the ground waiting to be beaten.

It's worth it, it's worth it when you die, this time it's real!

Niu Shuzhu stood up from the ground like a man, and the male hormones in his body exploded.

I saw that a ten-centimeter-wide white cloth was torn off his handsome clothes, and then he searched for a long time from the Qiankun bag and found a brush and square ink.

Of course, the brush and the square ink are two magic weapons, but they can also be used for ordinary purposes.

"Beloved wife, help me study ink." Niu Xuanzhu's expression was like he was about to go to the execution ground.

Rulan thought that Niu Xuanzhu was going to leave a suicide note, thinking that this person was really pitiful, he was going to face death twice in a very short time, and in an extremely contradictory mood, she picked up Fang Mo and studied it.

"I'll bring you some paper, write down everything you want to say, and I'll bring it to your family." Rulan looked at the white-clothed kind road.

"No, that's enough." Niu Zhuzhu had already grabbed the brush with a large grip and dipped it in ink.

Regardless of the posture of holding the pen, Rulan felt that the way the cow bolt was writing was still very similar to that.

"Done!" Niu Shuzhu handsomely threw the brush.

Who knows that the unused ink shook Rulan's face.

"You!" Rulan subconsciously wiped it with her hand, and her face suddenly became a Chinese painting, which was still splashed with ink.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Niu Bolt Zhu hurriedly stepped forward and helped Rulan wipe it together.

The splashed ink painting turned into a whole black paper, and Rulan became a fierce Zhang Fei.

"Stop, I'll wash myself later." Rulan held back her anger, her heartbeat and sympathy just now were all gone, if she didn't want to be like a dying person, she would have to curse again.

Niu Xuanzhu also knew that it was not a way to wipe it down like this, so he nodded, tied the white cloth strip to his head, and strode towards the Lingxiao Palace.

In Rulan's mind, five crooked characters on the white cloth strip lingered, and they read:

Kill me as a puppy!