Text/Zhang Jiajia

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I heard that Guan Chun and Mao Mao had a quarrel, so I hurried to his house to persuade him to fight.

The two are estimated to be in a cold war, and neither of them pays attention to the other. It is said that the reason is that when she was shopping, Mao Mao wanted to buy a bag of 4,000 yuan, and she pretended to be stupid. Then a girl in a short skirt came to meet her, and Guan Chun couldn't help but look at it twice.

Although I was anxious, it was useless, so I lay on the couch and watched TV, and in the blink of an eye, it was dark, and I ordered takeout to eat.

Guan Chun looked for a list, he hadn't eaten it in the small restaurant, and he was afraid that the taste would be too bad, so he crackled and ordered eight or nine dishes, thinking that he could always bump into something that could be eaten. After sending it, a whole table was set, and everything was tasted, and the chopsticks were thrown directly.

Guan Chun jumped to his feet and shouted: It turns out that there are really cooks in this world who are unpalatable to anything! It's unforgivable, if the fame is not good, at least the taste is normal, the taste is not good, at least the material is fresh, the material is not good, at least the price is cheap, the price is not good, at least the food is delivered quickly, even the simplest tomato and egg soup is like shabu-shabu water, nothing works, what kind of trouble do you have?!

I said, "Eat whatever you want......

Guan Chun said disdainfully: You can laugh low as a man, but you must eat high! You starve like a dog won't understand.

A sneer came from across the table, and Mao Mao stood up, murderous.

Mao Mao jumped to his feet and shouted: It turns out that there are really men in this world who are full of shortcomings! No rich, at least gentle, no gentleness, at least domineering, no domineering, at least considerate, no thoughtfulness, at least kindness, no kindness, at least handsome, no handsome, at least single-minded, just this virtue and wandering all over the streets to hook up with the junior, nothing, what kind of trouble do you have?!

I said, "Personally, I think it's okay......

Mao Mao said disdainfully: You can have low tears as a man, but you must love high! You're stupid enough that a dog won't understand.

I couldn't restrain myself when I was humiliated on both sides, so I hid my face and ran away crying.

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A few days later they invited me as a guest, and I struggled for a long time to go.

As a result, it is still called takeaway, and it is still this store.

I asked: Didn't you say eat a little high?

Guan Chun smiled and said: In fact, if you eat two more meals, you find that there is a different flavor, you take a bite of this grilled fish head, and it really carries the aftertaste of the Wei and Jin dynasties, which is simple and quiet, and elegant and full of tempeh......

I interrupted him and asked Maomao: Didn't you say that love is high?

Mao Mao chuckled and said: Just because Guan Chun is full of shortcomings, but I can see the advantages, so we are husband and wife!

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I was furious, flipped the table, jumped to my feet and shouted: It turns out that there are friends in this world for no reason! No sincerity, at least enthusiasm, no enthusiasm, at least frankness, no frankness, at least respect, no respect, at least perfunctory, no perfunctory, no temperance, at least some character, three days and two heads treat me as **, nothing, what kind of trouble do you have?!

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Because I lifted the table, they demanded four thousand yuan from me.

I said, "This table can't be 4,000 dollars," and if you take 4,000 dollars from me, I won't be able to live.

Guan Chun said that the table was marble, and Mao Mao said that it was not only marble, but also took a lot of effort to bring it home from a trip to Europe.

I said, fart, marble, how can Lao Tzu move, hahahaha and brought back from a trip to Europe hahahaha, liar dog, there is a kind of you killing me.

They came out with kitchen knives and said, "If you don't pay for it, you will kill me."

I suddenly remembered that the last time they quarreled, it seemed that Maomao wanted to buy a bag, and that bag was worth four thousand.

I understand a truth.

If the husband and wife quarrel, there is no need to persuade them. If you want to leave, your persuasion will be in vain. If you don't leave, you didn't persuade you to reconcile.

I really can't stand it, so you go to their house, find something more expensive and smash it, and they will instantly forget about the quarrel and come together to deal with you.

Zhang Jiajia is superb.