Chapter 1: Daiei's Birth and Uninhibited Childhood

Everyone's birth is accidental, but also inevitable, in terms of chance, parents must know and combine, that is, the possibility of combining and giving birth to you is too small, so everyone, whether it is deformed or normal, as long as they can come to this world alive is a miracle, of course, Daei is no exception, he is a miracle, he was born on October 10, 1987 at 11 o'clock in the morning.

Da Rong's father - Liang Xinlin studied very well, * After the end, the college entrance examination resumed, and he went to school again, that year he was in the second year of junior high school, at that time junior high school and high school were two years, it used to be the time to upgrade after school in winter, due to * reasons, after the resumption of the college entrance examination, it is now summer to upgrade with confidence. Listen to what my father said, my father took the college entrance examination when he was 17 years old, it was the first time in China to take the English test, my father took the English test a zero, applied for Fudan University, 9 points worse, did not get in, and went to work in the construction team, my grandfather is the old branch secretary, and I saw that my father who studied the best did not get admitted to college, so I didn't want my father and sister-in-law to go to school, and it also affected several uncles and aunts of my third grandfather's family were not allowed to go to school. Going to work in the construction team also had a lot to do with my birth, because I almost couldn't give birth to me. I heard my father say that there is a person in our village who is a master craftsman (I have seen a particularly deep impression of this person, and he hanged himself later, or my brother Xiaogang found out), especially able to make money, and gave his daughter to my father to say that he was a daughter-in-law, and my father followed this master craftsman to work in the construction team, and later, my father quarreled with the daughter of the master craftsman, and the two families withdrew from my father's family business. So I have to thank my dad, without my dad's quarrel, I wouldn't be born!

Darong's mother - Gao Xiaoping is a general student, a basketball player, before my mother graduated from junior high school, someone gave a matchmaker, speaking of our village, not my father, first said to another person to call melon seeds, I don't know why it turned yellow, (but this later also caused me a lot of trouble, because every time my parents quarreled, my father asked me to find melon seeds, called melon seeds, I really called them, now I think about it is ridiculous.) My mother was not convinced, saying that she had to marry someone from Yangjiawan. Many women in our village are from Qilipu, and later an old woman who married from Qilipu and came to our village said that she was a matchmaker, so she told my mother to my father.

My dad and my mom got married, and when I heard about the wedding, my mom brought it back on a bicycle. So there is me, my dad is 63 years old, my mom is 66 years old, I am 87 years old, my dad is 24 years older than me, my mom is 21 years older than me. My mother was pregnant with me at the age of 20, and I was pregnant for more than 9 months, and I gave birth to a child at that time. With this midwife, I naturally gave birth smoothly. How to choose my name, my cousins and cousins are Liang Xiaomou, my mother's name is Gao Xiaoping, so I can't use small characters, at that time there was a singer who was very popular, called Jiang Dawei, my mother just had this idea, what idea, they started small, my family gave a big character, so I hit it off with my father and chose a big character, Nie Rongzhen was the vice chairman of the Military Commission at that time, my father liked it very much, so I took a Rong character, so my name became, Liang Darong, from now on a doll who doesn't know if it will be great or very ordinary in the future- Liang Darong miraculously came to this world. I have had this name since I was a child, and I have been doing it all the time, but my family has mispronounced the word rong, and rong is pronounced yun, so the villagers and parents call me Dayunzi, and I still do. I became famous after two or three years after birth, and everyone in the village was afraid.

Soon after I was born, my father had been promoted from a craftsman to a foreman, at that time in Jinchang to lead a worker, once when the work started, digging the foundation, digging out two particularly beautiful large vases, my father brought them back, put them on the table. My mother said that I once, I cried, she couldn't coax me, so she gave me a big vase to play, all let me break, I grew up and heard about it, I scolded my mother, so precious things are not collected, let me play, I don't know how much that pair of vases can be worth, so let me smash it, distressed to death, maybe I was born to look down on money.

I heard that I often do two things, one is to lie in the yard and pick up cigarette butts to eat; One thing is to lie in the yard and pick up to eat.

When I was three years older, my mother gave birth to a younger sister, Airong, and it is said that I ran around the village and shouted: My mother gave birth to a younger sister for me. I've slept with my grandmother ever since.

I am a well-known scolding person, there is a teacher Yang in the village, going to teach in a primary school, passing by my door, I saw Teacher Yang coming over, so I asked: Teacher Yang is going to school? Teacher Yang touched my head when he saw that I was asking very well: Look at the baby, well, I'll go to school. Just as I was about to leave, I asked again: Does the school want me? Teacher Yang: You're still young, and you can go to school when you grow up. There was a steep slope in front of my house, and when I waited for Mr. Yang to go down to the bottom of the steep slope, I scolded: "You big ball!" And then ran! Since then, Mr. Yang has said that I am famous. After some time, Mr. Yang's father, let's call it Grandpa Yang, he drank donkeys, and he also passed by my door, and I saw Grandpa Yang's walking over, so I asked: Grandpa, are you drinking donkeys? The grandfather of the Yang family said: Well, look at this doll is well-behaved. I waited until the grandfather of the Yang family was about to walk under the slope and scolded: You big ball! And then ran again! Since then, it has become more famous, since then, this grandfather of the Yang family has never walked in front of my house again, and this grandfather of the Yang family has passed away a long time ago.

There are two families under my yard, two brothers, there is an old man and an old lady, the old lady is very fat, naturally her butt is very big, her toilet is outside the left side of her yard, if on the wall behind my house, all the landscape of their house can be said to be unobstructed. At that time, I found out one thing, the old lady did not squat down to go to the toilet, but standing, legs apart, bent over to urinate, I gave this old lady a nickname: old aunt big ditch, every time I will shout a few old aunts big ditch. Her old man is very unhappy and often scares me, the old man has another nickname: Iron Egg, the cherries planted are very large, and the apricots are also very large, I quickly slipped down from the ridge behind my house, and stole cherries and apricots to come up quickly, and the old Iron Egg always couldn't catch up. I remember one day Lao Tie Dan came to me with cherries and apricots, and negotiated with me, he gave me cherries and apricots, and touched my head and said, Dayun is so big, he will be obedient, don't call your Yang grandmother Dagouzi old aunt Ang. At that time, the old iron egg took too few bribes, not at all I picked more every time I went down by myself, the hero did not eat the immediate loss, afraid that the old iron egg would beat me, so he reluctantly agreed, but seriously, since the fight has not been called the big ditch grandmother, not a few years, the old grandmother died, a few years ago when I went home, I was in my 20s, the old iron egg saw me, said who is this? I haven't seen it for many years, and I don't know me anymore, I said that I was a big yunzi, and the old iron egg raised his head and looked at my face and said: Da Yun Zang has grown up and Ang, and he has not scolded people. I smiled and said: Your old health is not bad, the old iron egg said: It's not good to hide, the name is a big yun, and you look really big. This is the last time I have seen Lao Tiedan, and I heard that he passed away this year. There is another thing related to me, the grandson of the old Tie Dan family named Big Worm, and when I was a child, he followed my name.

When I was a child, I once took my sister to play, walked to a cornfield, walked and walked, and found that there was a watermelon field hidden in the cornfield, I remember that there were two rows of watermelons, which were watermelons planted by Haihong's grandfather, this old man was tough, it was said that he was a martial arts master, he was very old, and he seemed to have passed away for many years. The old man's watermelon met me, the watermelon was so big at the time, my sister and I picked the two rows of small watermelons, and the old man almost died, and the old man was caught on the spot that day, hey, he was so scared that he cried, I remember that the old man didn't seem to beat me, so he sent me to my house. What a sin to think about. May he go to heaven when he dies.

My grandfather also grows watermelons, there is a big dog in the field, the dog never bites me, I send food to my grandfather every day, grandpa will always pick a watermelon for me, except for the small size, the others are good, cooked very well, sweet, fragrant, and cool. I felt uncomfortable, I felt that my grandfather was reluctant to eat, waiting for my grandfather to finish eating, and when I took a break at noon, I secretly went to pick a big watermelon, and took it to the barren beach under the watermelon field to smack. Later, I learned that the watermelon close to the root of the watermelon vine is called the root melon, which is small, ripe early, and sweet; The watermelon near the slightly head of the watermelon vine is called a slight melon, which is large but ripe late. When my grandfather died in 1999, I didn't know that I had actually finished moving the watermelons he planted.

I also began to learn to smoke, more than 3 years old, the New Year, several uncles came to grandparents' house for the New Year, there are many people, men smoke, grandpa has many types of cigarettes, there are long cigarette sticks, there are short cigarette sticks, there are copper kettle hookahs, there are cigar cigarettes, and Han cigarettes, uncles and fathers also bring a lot of cigarettes, it is too easy for me to get a cigarette, it is easy to get a pack, I have tried to smoke a few times of grandpa's various cigarettes, cigarettes have been tried many times, wine has been secretly tried many times, Cigarettes have been drunk, and alcohol has been drunk, and being drunk with cigarettes is much more uncomfortable than being drunk with alcohol. Once I secretly took a cigarette from my father, grandma cooked, I lit the fire, when the fire was lit, I took it out and lit a cigarette and smoked it in the kitchen, grandma said, your grandson smokes, I will give you Lao Tzu said. I said, I know grandma doesn't say it. Indeed, among so many grandchildren, grandma loves me the most. I've been smoking since then, but I quit the other day. Almost all the best times of my childhood have grandma, I have always slept with my grandma, until the first grade of primary school, I always touch my grandma's ** when I sleep, grandma never scolded me, of course, when grandma died, I was the saddest, I cried more sad than anyone else. At this point, I have to write a biography of my grandmother, in chapter three, and my grandmother's love and life, which has influenced me until now!