Chapter 33: Crazy Acquisition!

Before going to school the next day, Long Hair whispered to me at the school gate that the other party's price pressure was not so bad today, and it only dropped to six cents and four and there was no response, I asked Long Hair to sell according to a certain amount, and each retail store supplied a little, not too much!

After entering the school, I saw Mr. Zhao, the whole person was a lot haggard, his face was pale, and he seemed to be overly sad, and when he saw me, he forced a smile and asked, "You haven't been trick-or-treating during this time, have you?" ”

"No, Mr. Wang is with me!" I replied.

After entering the classroom, I found that Xiaohua was also lying on the table and sullen, this little guy is rarely unhappy, I sat next to me and found that Xu Ru had not yet come, so I wanted to tease Xiaohua and asked, "What's wrong?" I'm not happy, I'll buy you something delicious! ”

"Don't eat it!" Xiaohua said and dropped her head!

I'm happy, this kid has grown ambitious for two days after going home, and joked: "Popcorn, instant noodles, sugar gourds, ......"

"My mom told me I grew up!" Xiaohua suddenly turned her head and her big eyes were full of tears, which startled me, and said to me: "Don't let me play with you, say I'm a girl, and I'll be a big girl after this year, don't let me play with boys!" ”

Yes, before I knew it, it was almost summer vacation again, and a few months after the start of school and a year passed, I said to Xiaohua: "Then you won't play with me in the future?" Then I won't give you anything to eat! ”

Xiaohua couldn't help but look back at me when she heard the delicious food, and said after a while: "You put the delicious food on my desk, and I will eat it when I am hungry, and I won't talk to you!" ”

This is the most unreasonable request I have ever heard when I am so old, don't talk to me and ask me for snacks, Xu Ru entered the class, saw me glaring, and then sat at the table and ignored me!

"Do I have something delicious to eat here?" I asked Xu Ru.

Xu Ru turned her head to look at me and didn't speak, Xiaobao ran over and said, "I'm eating, where are I?" ”

"What are you eating, aren't you going to dig up dung?" I said angrily.

One sentence made Xiaobao cry, sat on the ground and cried, a good meal, and finally had to take out a lollipop to get it, coaxed Xiaobao looked at the two iceberg beauties around me and was speechless for a while, what happened to the two of them today?

"Xu Ru? Xu Ru! I whispered.

"What? I don't eat lollipops! Xu Ru said angrily.

"Do I have a large lollipop here?" I asked.

I found that I didn't like to eat the snacks I brought, which made me confused, and I even began to wonder if Xu Ru was also reborn and deliberately played with me!

After Mr. Zhao came in, he stood on the podium and said, "I won't give you a class today, but I will tell you the difference between boys and girls!" ”

I was a little dazed when I listened, I felt that people were not normal today, Mr. Zhao used chalk to write on the blackboard 'men and women are different' four typing, turned around and said: "You are almost six years old, and some are almost seven years old, and the school will start after the summer vacation. Tell me about it! ”

For a while, the class was fried, and Teacher Zhao asked everyone to quiet down and said to Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, you can talk about it!" ”

Xiaohua stood up and glanced at me, and said: "Li Qian has a little cock, I don't, mine is a pit, teacher, you said I would grow out, but I haven't grown ...... yet."

Teacher Zhao's face was a little embarrassed, he was originally coaxing a child, but I didn't expect Xiaohua to remember, Xu Ru turned around and glanced at my crotch, looking curious!

Teacher Zhao asked Xiaohua to sit down and said: "There is a big difference between boys and girls, such as the women's toilet and the men's toilet, girls can't go to the men's toilet, boys can't go to the women's toilet, and girls can't let boys touch their bodies, especially their breasts, buttocks, and the most important ......"

Teacher Zhao talked about the anti-wolf manual of a class, I don't know if the pervert has been prevented, Xiaohua and Xu Ru's eyes have changed when they look at me, because I don't use snacks to trick them into kissing me, as for Xiaohua, she didn't cheat, and she pressed me to the ground and kissed me, I was the victim!

There is an extra 38 line on the table, my table was crossed by Xiaohua in half, and it was crossed by Xu Ru, and there is no living space at all, even giving Xu Ru snacks to see me is suspicious, according to Mr. Zhao's words, don't take the snacks given by others, so as not to drug them!!

I accidentally touched Xiaohua during class, and the other party glared at me and shouted: "Li Qian, you stinky rascal, I already knew that you had thoughts about me!" ”

Think of a chicken feather, you used to roll on the ground with me, but I became a sinner in this anti-wolf class, and the relationship I finally established with Xu Ru collapsed, and even Xiaohua began to be hostile to me!

For a day, I shrank in the middle for fear of spraying the two of them, because even when the clothes touched them, the two of them would raise their hands and stand up and say that I was a hooligan, and this day was noisy!

When I slept at night, I said to Teacher Zhao depressedly: "Why does the school have an anti-wolf class, Xiaohua and Xu Ru said that I was a hooligan as soon as they started class!" ”

Teacher Zhao smiled and poked me with his hand, and scolded with a smile: "You are a little rascal!" ”

It's over, I can't mix up such a pure child, the heart of this kindergarten is too impure, after turning off the light and falling asleep, Mr. Zhao doesn't know how, he hugged me tightly, I was almost out of breath, and there was a faint sound of sobbing!

"Teacher Zhao loosened a little and strangled him, what's wrong?" I whispered, "Don't cry if you say something!" ”

I could feel Mr. Zhao's mood, tears had soaked a large piece of the pillow, and it took a long time for the other party to stop sobbing and whisper: "My mother is gone, little guy, the teacher has no mother!" ”

I know that Mr. Zhao's mother is seriously ill, but I didn't expect it to be serious here, I don't know how to comfort Mr. Zhao, there is always a time to leave in life, this night Mr. Zhao cried like a child!

For a few days in a row, the children in the kindergarten regardless of the large class, middle class, and small class started a vigorous gender party, boys don't play with girls, girls don't play with boys, I want to say a word to Xu Ru and almost let Xiaobao and Xiaoyong two little guys spray to death with spittle!

I can't get close to Xu Ru, Xiaohua is completely turning her face with me now, according to her words, we are not a monster with a long cock, stay away from us, I am also depressed, I don't have a cock on my head, and finally I can't squat at the school gate and talk to Sun Guofu!

"Little boss, do you think there is anyone in the world who can fly the eaves and walk the wall?" Sun Guofu squatted at the door, smoked a cigarette, and asked me a very unscientific question.

"Yes, Sun Wukong will change seventy-two times, Popeye eats inferior vegetables and has infinite strength, there is a cat on TV that can do anything except not catch mice, there is no wonder in the world!" I rambled casually.

"Old man, I have lived for more than 50 years, I have been doing business in a down-to-earth manner before, I read a book some time ago, very powerful, I think you are very similar to a person in the book, rejuvenation, although young, but talk and do things more shrewdly than adults, there must be demons when things go wrong!" Sun Guofu stared at me and bent his eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Are you honest, is there any ulterior secret?" ”

I was shocked, this period of time is indeed too different from ordinary people, and ordinary children will not know so much even if they are well-behaved and sensible, in case the rebirth of this matter is exposed, maybe the country will study my body, a cold trembling from head to toe, cheeks twitched a few times and said: "What you said, I just watched some things that adults saw since I was a child, and it can be regarded as precocious, and there is really no secret!" ”

After a fool of talking nonsense with Sun Guofu, I hurriedly returned to the classroom, thinking of Sun Guofu's cold sweat behind the eyes that saw through me, I can't go on like this anymore, I have to cover myself, I am different from other children now, once it is too abnormal, it will definitely attract the attention of others, and when the time comes, I will find Brother Dog and Long Hair, and then expose 70% of my shares, it is a big thing that shocks the world!

Whose child can earn more than 70,000 yuan at the age of six?

I have to make myself ordinary in the eyes of others, and it is still the kind of very inconspicuous ordinary, I have a long road ahead, elementary school, junior high school, high school, university, I may meet someone along the way, or be careful!

For a few days in a row, I never played with Xiaobao and them, even if they played, they were fooling things, rolling all over the ground every day these days, far away from girls, like other boys in kindergarten, but quietly stuffing Xu Ru with something to eat, and there was no other abnormal performance, even sleeping with Teacher Zhao at night began to become like a child who didn't understand things!

Long Hair has been wandering at the entrance of the kindergarten several times, I took advantage of Sun Guofu's absence to let him go to the back wall of the toilet, and I ran to the toilet when there was no one in class!

"Li Qian, where is it?" Longhair poked his head out of the back wall of the toilet and shouted.

"You're stupid, what are you looking at, what are you doing in other people's women's toilets, I'm in the men's bathroom!" I shouted angrily.

Long Mao poked his head out of the men's toilet and said: "Brother Dog has been almost good these days, and Li Yue has been pressing the price, and today he even pushed the price to five cents, we have been losing money during this time, and we have been riding in for almost 10,000 yuan!" ”

Five cents? Obviously, the other party was anxious to crush us, but I had been waiting for him for a long time, and said to Changmao: "Suspend production from today, take out all the money in your hand, buy Li Yue's tapes in bulk for five cents, remember, don't let the other party know, give the retail store owner five cents of profits, let them keep it secret, and buy Li Yue's tapes in large quantities!" ”

If you really dare to lower the price of tapes to the cost price, then don't blame me for the crazy acquisition!