Volume 1 "The Story of Beauty and (Xingtang Poison Alliance)" Chapter 8 [Don't Tease Men]

Xiaolan said that after getting off work at noon, she went on a date with Stinky Fat Dun, and immediately became angry, and hurriedly persuaded her on the phone: "Lan, don't go, if you really want to go, I'll go with you, you can't do it yourself." ”

"Why not?"

"Aren't you afraid?"

"What are you afraid of? Can you eat me? ”

"This, this、...... Then I'm secretly protecting from the outside..."

"No! How old are you? ”

She hung up the phone in a huff!

I thought, 'It would be a bad thing if I didn't make this call today, but it's okay, there's still time to maneuver!' ’

It's really: I can't give up my child to trap a wolf, I can't give up my daughter-in-law and I can't attract hooligans!

Make up your mind to secretly track and protect secretly after disguise!

Dressed up, and I was ready......

In the morning, I walked around at the gate of the bureau with my head down, for fear of missing the target:

Looking at men and women, coming and going, I am full of emotion!

Think: (Little girls: dress up one by one, what do you think in your heart?) It's hard to guess......

A woman's mind is incomprehensible,---

Aren't you afraid to attract people to touch the meat? ---

Dress up every day and don't slack off,---

Just for men, can you see more? ---

……

Showing skin and flesh on the street,---

It's a thief's eye! ---

Beautiful on the surface, bad on the inside,---

Can you expect the stinky man to drag her? ---

……

Wear less, lead you to see,---

You can't touch it, you can see it! ---

Could it be tempted to hug your waist? ---

Man, you run away again? ---

……

The stinky man flattered one for 、---

You're being teased and laughing! ---

Men are happier at first sight,---

Still rubbing it on you? ---

I was thinking crankily and was shocked: there was movement! At the gate of the bureau, after getting off work, Xiaolan was led out by the stinky fat dun (the captain of the criminal police)! I, who had already made up and covered my face with a scarf, hurriedly lowered my head and flashed my eyes, and secretly followed!

The two of them walked to the more remote (Cowboy King) hotel and went to the single room on the second floor! I saw it accurately on the first floor, and my heart was fierce: "This man and woman, can there be good things when they enter the room?" I had to ask for wine and food to drink, it was not good to have a seizure, so I could only listen carefully, but I couldn't hear the movement upstairs, so I had to ask the waiter: "What time is the captain upstairs?" ”

Waiter: "Number 16, what?" ”

I smiled secretly: "Hey, hey, the captain asked me to ...... outside."

Seeing that the waiter was unguarded, I went up to the second floor lightly, the door was closed, and I listened carefully: there was a whisper inside......

Inaudible.

That's so angry in my heart! You say, "What can a man and a woman do in one room?" ……

I looked at my watch, and it was 1:10!

(Complaining in my heart :)

Could it be that she volunteered to do this? ---

Not afraid of being embarrassed? ---

Flattering superiors willing to send affection? ---

The captain seduces her to welcome? ---

???????????

My heart is up and down, miserable, and the seconds are like years!

Alas! As long as Xiaolan shouts softly, as long as there is a fighting movement, as long as there is a little abnormal sound, I will rush in to save people without thinking!

Although he knows that he is not the opponent of the stinky fat dun of the [city's sanda champion], he will be desperate to save Xiaolan......

Stinky fat shouldn't be with mud,---

I'm obsessed with Xiaolan! ---

You shouldn't have opened a room with her,---

Let me be angry and panicked! ---

A moment passed, and another passed......

Nothing happened......

Alas!

Poor Xiaolan doesn't know what to do,---

Tease and lure stinky men to find sinful children! ---

Knowing that the stinky fat has no good intentions,---

Why does Xiaolan still go? ---

……

If he is sexually impulsive,---

Touch you hard! ---

Be you,---

You have to endure to make him happy! ---

Do you really want to serve passively,---

Don't want my life? ---

(Alas——, I look at you :)

It's just waiting to be seen,---

I just want to make the stinky man move! ---

Angry, angry, angry, angry!

I was listening carefully to the door, and suddenly, there was a sound of the door opening, I flashed, turned around, retreated to the opposite bathroom, and peeked out!

Stinky Fat Dun poked his head out, looked around, and looked around......

Seeing that there was no one, he closed the door softly, and there was a sound of locking!

Now, dumbfounded, the wind is rushing over, the ears are on the door, listen carefully!

At this time, two waiters came over and wanted to ask—what's going on?"

Before they could speak, the smart me hurriedly put my finger to my mouth: "Shhhhh Don't make a sound! Listen to the room! ”

They were pulled aside and threw each of them a pack of cigarettes, and they laughed and whispered:

"Captain him?"

"He's in a bad mood and has high blood pressure! I'm out there to protect! ”

The two waiters looked at each other and smiled, and began to winkle their eyebrows! There are many mouths and tongues, and they don't care about my feelings at all! Yes, it's really fueling the fire:

(Waiter 1):

A woman's body heals,---

Can a man be happy at first sight? ---

(Waiter 2):

If you go to the next ,---

Even if you are seriously ill, you can be light! ---

It's all comfortable,---

It's better than taking medicine! ---

……

(Waiter 1):

Woman on white paper and her ,---

Whoever draws first will be polished! ---

(Waiter 2):

Whoever draws it first will belong to whomever it is,---

When you start writing, you will suffer! ---

I had no choice but to lick my face and play a round game:

A woman's body is a flower, don't blame the stinky man for wanting to climb! ---

The stinky man wants to possess the flowers when he sees them, and bluffs forward vigorously! ---

(Waiter 1):

A woman's body is like a lump of candy, what man doesn't want to taste it? ---

Women are like old wine, who doesn't want to taste a few sips? ---

(Waiter 2):

"No!"

If there are no women, men respect ,---

It's better for sows to have sweet dreams! ---

If a man is not as hurt as a woman,---

It's not as good as a male dog to fight! ---

(Waiter 1):

Men are not bad, women are not loved,---

Men are bad, women are dragged around! ---

You say it's strange. Not surprising,---

Not afraid at all. Scourged! ---

(Waiter 2):

Even if you lose your body, you have to rush ,---

She just likes to be indecent! ---

The two of them relied on being well-informed in the hotel, and after they finished talking triumphantly, they snickered out loud, grimaced at me, and walked lightly......

After the two of them talked nonsense, it was even more unpleasant in my heart......

Time flies so slowly!

"Well, what to do? What to do? "Scratch your ears and cheeks in a hurry!

Stop!

This cleverness is useful, passively, in a whim, in the mind......

(That's the only way to try!) )

The thief came to the bathroom, took out his mobile phone, and trembled and pressed the familiar Xiaolan number, and couldn't wait to call it!

After a while, she answered, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?" Troublesome! ”

I smiled with Yan Yuese: "Lan, I'm in Wanlifu supermarket, I showed you a (gold necklace), you can come and see it immediately!" ”

"I don't care!"

"Still busy?"

"It's not over yet!"

"Come first, okay? I'll wait for you! ”

"Real chickens; Bashiduo!! ”

The arrogant Xiaolan hung up the phone mercilessly!

I'm blindfolded outside!

I'm stingy, she knows, why don't you take the opportunity to find an excuse to get out and avoid the tiger's mouth?

Why don't you come out?

There must be something here, there must be an ulterior secret!

"I, I, alas!"

I'm so angry!

It's so uncomfortable that I'm going crazy......

Time waits for no one, I really want to rush in, see clearly, see clearly......

But!

Rushing in, Xiaolan must be angry! Don't go in, this stinky fat dun is really going to do it, how can Xiaolan deal with it?

Endure, endure, endure unbearable!

I picked up my phone again......

"Come on, Wanlifu 2nd floor, don't come, I'll choose my own style!"

"It's almost over, it's going to be over soon!"

I was sweating profusely, and I thought, "It's almost over, this is over, and I put on my pants, who can see it?" ”

We can't wait! Be sure to enter! As the saying goes: If you can't give up your child, you can't trap the wolf, and if you can't give up your wife, you can't lead to a hooligan!

If you want to give up your wife, you can't catch the hooligans! Let the stinky man get away with it, it would be too cheap for him to be fat!

(At the last moment:)

Take a deep breath, take a few steps back, and you're about to break in!

Secretly gritted his teeth, leaned over, borrowed his shoulder, and slammed the door......

"Yike...... Hey!"

Suddenly:

"Knock ——!" A bang.

The man went in......