Everyone was talking, laughing, eating and drinking, and suddenly, I didn't know that there was a madman, so I couldn't help but talk and pull Xiaolan!

It's worth it!

My quick reflexes are unique, a harrier rolls over and rushes over, just about to show my (grappling) kung fu......

Lanzi shook his hand suddenly: "Brother, what are you doing here?" ”

"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom let you, go back, go home!"

"Where's Mom?"

"In, in, at the door!"

Lanzi and I came to the door of the hotel to watch, Lanzi's mother changed her enthusiasm in the morning, she didn't look at me, and pulled Lanzi to ask her to leave:

"Lanzi, go! Go home! ”

"Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm good for you! Walk! ”

"Mom—what's wrong?"

"In the future, you are not allowed to get close to this chess king again! Shame on people, he's stupid, you're stupid too? ”

I hurriedly stepped forward: "Auntie, don't be angry yet, what's going on?" Am I wrong? ”

At this time, people and the director came out to watch, and when they saw that it was Lanzi Niang's daughter, it was not easy to interject, just onlookers!

Lan Zi's mother's mouth and knife are general:

You're a chess king,---

The Philalams suffer with you! －－－

If you really love her, you shouldn't seduce and hurt her! －－－

If you really care about her, you shouldn't have to marry her! －－－

Your annoyance is sick, and Lanzi is not suitable for you! －－－

At this time, I don't know when the fat dun (police captain) arrived? It's really a lot of mouth, and although the voice is not loud, this (cool words) is very harsh:

Having a child must be stupid,---

Either deaf or dumb! －－－

When Lanzi heard this, he gave him a blank look:

"Go, go, go!"

I opened my mouth, in order to take care of the overall situation, I didn't pay attention to the stinky fat dun! Chong Lanzi's mother: "This, this, where to start?" ”

"Did you go into the mountains the other day?"

"Yes..."

"Did you dig a pit and didn't catch the wolf, but was forced into the pit by the wolf, and was almost buried alive by the wolf and almost suffocated to death?"

"Yes, thanks to Lanzi for saving me!"

"That's right, you are smart and capable, my family Lanzi is not worthy! Lanzi, go! ”

(Original:)

I don't know who couldn't get along with me, so I said bad things and told the secret! I thought: Maybe it's stinky and fat, he is the captain of the criminal police, (the toad wants to eat swan meat), and he has always been very concerned about Lanzi...

But Xiaolan didn't care?

But it's terrible! This woman is beautiful, and she pursues a lot, which is really worrying, and she will always have to face the temptation of men, the enthusiasm of men, the drooling face and the lustful gaze in the future, alas! Xiaolan is really guilty...

(Back to the scene :)

I am anxious to argue:

"Auntie, don't be angry, I went up the mountain to answer that [Xingtang Poison Alliance]..."

"I don't care if it's a poison union or not..."

Lanzi broke away and said:

"Mom, look, so many people... You go back first..."

"No!"

Although your daughter has a strong heart, she shouldn't be good with flowers! －－－

You shouldn't be excited, just accept your fate if you are kind! －－－

Although this young man is a chess king, it is ridiculous to do things! －－－

This man cannot be with him for the rest of his life, and you will be allowed to live a life! －－－

I advise you to listen to your mother's words and never marry casually! －－－

I'm going to say that you don't listen to persuasion, and I promise you that you're done! －－－

At this time, the hateful (stinky fat dun) began to whisper again, really talkative:

You can't be unassertive for a while,---

Silly b as a baby egg! －－－

I advise you not to take this risk,———

The family is disgraced with you! ———

Fortunately, Lan Zibai glanced at him and ignored him, but the stinky fat dun was so uninteresting and hypocritical that he said again:

When the time comes, it's too late to regret you,---

It's not worth it to marry him stupid! －－－

Recklessly, you get married,———

Keep you angry in the future! ———

Lanzi glared at him fiercely, and then burst into tears: "Mom, don't say it!" I don't look at him, I don't care about him, and something will happen! ”

"Idle! What's the matter with you? ”

At this time, the hateful (stinky fat dun) was very annoying, and began to talk a lot again, but, fortunately, the voice was not loud:

If you really marry, this; Foolish; Forced ,--—

Something stupid will make you anxious! －－－

Stupid to come up and get into trouble again,---

If something happens, how will you live? －－－

I said to myself, "Phew! Talkative! ”

At this time, the director saw that the situation was expanding, so he came to him: "Lanzi mother, listen to me-"

Now I'm going to ask for a favor,---

Everyone has a momentary Meng! －－－

"This chess king is a talent that can be created, although he will be impulsive for a while, but he can change it!"

Lanzi's mother: "Can dogs eat feces instead?" ”

It's not a chess king either,---

Now they're clear! －－－

He turned back to Lanzi and asked, "Lanzi, how much did he spend on you?" Say a number, let's pay him back! ”

Lanzi: "This, this ......"

He spends money on me, though it is not much,---

But apart from him I cannot live. －－－

You want me to marry someone else in the future,---

I'd rather never get married! －－－

When Lan Zi's mother heard this, she raised her face angrily: "You, you..."

Lanzi burst into tears and said fiercely: "We have made raw rice into cooked rice. ”

Lanzi's mother was angry: "You, you, you, you are ashamed!" ”

(Implicit in the book: Lanzi is made up blindly in an emergency, although I bravely picked it several times; Tease, charge, but, in addition to holding hands, hugging; Hugging didn't make anything... Tough; Kiss; mouth、Several times kissed on the hand、On the face... ）

The director hurriedly said: "Lanzi Mom! Don't be angry! You think, this Lanzi is not married to him, you have to interfere, you have to force something out, and you will regret it for the rest of your life! Perfect them..."

Seeing that Lan Zi's mother was hesitant and difficult to speak, the director turned around and rushed to me:

"Fool! Call Mom! ”

My face flushed, and I only whispered: "Mom——! ”

Lanzi's mother: "This, this, this, alas...! Lanzi, do you really want to marry this fool? ”

"Well, he's proposed to me in public..."

"You promised?"

"Hmm..."

"Alas! You're stupid too! ”

Everyone hurriedly came up to help, and after another period of persuasion...

Suddenly, Lanzi's mother shouted: "Stupid! ”

I was confused, but all eyes were on me...

At this time, Lanzi poked me: "Big head, call you!" ”

I blushed: "Alas——! ”

"Think ahead, think about it in the future. I don't understand, ask my daughter more..."

"Yes, yes, yes! Mom, I'll change this problem! ”

The director was busy playing the round: "Lanzi fuck, you'll be a fool in the future, ha, ha, ha, ha...... Tomorrow morning, after work, I will give them a day off and go to take pictures! ”

Everyone applauded warmly......

The director let again: "Lan Zima, go in and sit ......"

"No, it's time to go, the director is the director and can talk!"

I proudly glanced at my gray nemesis (stinky and fat), bowed to Lanzi's mother, and said:

"I'll deliver it!"

"No!"

As soon as Lan Zi's mother finished speaking, this poor insect was stinky and fat, and she couldn't afford to be idle: "Auntie! I'll send you home! ”

He drove to the police car, let Lanzi's mother into the car, and called Xiaolan: "Lanzi, come up and accompany your mother home!" ”

Lanzi had to get into his car, I was ruthless in my heart, seeing that the car started, I was just about to start!

I could only find something to say: "Lanzi——! Take a picture at noon tomorrow and I'll pick you up by car! ”

Lanzi rolled down the window: "Stupid, don't block the entrance of the bureau!" There are many cars..."

I shouted, "Well, where is the car parked?" ”

Lanzi: "Wait for me in the playground tomorrow!" ”

I didn't seem to understand, and shouted:

"Where?"

Lanzi shouted angrily:

"Come to my playground tomorrow—"

"Oh......"

I kept saying: "Come to your playground tomorrow, come to your playground tomorrow......"

Nian, Nian was surprised: "Ah! Isn't this what I think about day and night? ”

Involuntarily and forgetfully:

"Xiaolan...... Another ——! ：

"What?"

"Another one!"

"What, another?"

I was excited, I didn't think much about it, I jumped high in excitement and blurted out:

"Lanzi, come to your playground tomorrow......"

Before he could finish speaking, Lanzi immediately understood.

Suddenly!

Xiao Nizi opened the car door, jumped out of the car, and raised her slap: "Bastard! If you dare to scold me, I will kill you! ”

As soon as you see that something is going to be bad, turn around and run! But Xiaolan used to be a high school (sprint champion), like a rabbit, fast as lightning, and it was a violent beating to catch up with me...

Lan Zi's mother got out of the car, confused: "Why is there another fight?" ”

Seeing this, Stinky Fat Dun smiled: "Well played, well fought, deserved!" Call you to curse! ”

He also came over to be a good person: "Lanzi, rest, old fighting, hand pain!" ”

shamelessly stretched out his fat dirty hand, grabbed Lanzi Baiguang's little hand, and pulled her back......

Lanzi was twisted by him and couldn't help himself, and his body swayed......

I'm so angry in my heart!

Alas! They all complain about me - being smart is mistaken by being smart!

After they left, I was also busy saying goodbye to the director... The director smiled: "You idiot, you really have you, you really deserve to be a master of answering the alliance!" ”

I hung my head in despair: "Alas! Shame on you! ”

Hurriedly drove up the students and slipped away......

Then:

Everyone didn't understand, so they asked: "Director, what does this mean?" ”

"Don't ask, just think, can't talk!"

"What does this (cannot say) mean? Please also remind the Director! ”

"This is the best pair in the world [male and female pairing]... Wonderful, wonderful! Hehehehehe......"

"I still don't understand..."

(The director had to prevaricate :)

"One man, one woman, man and woman; Match; Right! －－－

Intimacy, ladies first! ”－－－

After speaking, the director ignored everyone's questions, got in the car and left...

Everyone watched the director return to the bureau, looking at each other and puzzled......

However, under this many, there must be a wise man, who will scribble under the three couplets on the notebook:

——[Xingtang Poison Alliance]

Shanglian:—"People in the Trees Are Afraid of Wolves and Wolves Are Afraid of People on the Trees"

Downlink: 1: "Women in the Wind Worry About Men, Cold Men Worry About Women Stroke"

Downlink: 2: "Black Day Distress Danger Danger Meets Darkness"

Ladies Priority:

【Male and female pairing】

Female: "Come to my playground tomorrow; cao; I; Arrive; Sky; Ming》

Male: "Tomorrow to your playground;; cao; You; Arrive; Sky; Ming》

(Smart people) write it well, and can't help but shout "ah-" Frightened, he turned his back and left......

Everyone was in a hurry and sent him to the hospital who suddenly fell unconscious... The rest of the people picked up the small notebook and looked at each other and gasped, all of them were red-faced, as if they were facing a great enemy...

"Alas!"

Although this [couplet] is fun and wonderful, I am miserable and dare not say it!

Now that everyone knows, I have to beg you to keep it secret - when you see me Lanzi, don't mention it, she will be in a hurry with you!

met Lan Zi's mother, not to mention, she wanted to know, that temper, and didn't beat me to death...

Let's make it clear first, who wants to say that something has happened to you, you are responsible!

For this matter, Xiaolan ignored me for several days! No, there's bad news again: that dead fat dun has been running to Xiaolan's house for the past few days!

I'm really anxious: "If it goes on like this, it must be a bad thing!" ”

(As the saying goes, it's good :)

often by the river; Wet shoes,---

Male and female stay long; Will exchange blood! －－－

Men give benefits; The female is called Ye,---

One comes and goes; May it be upside down! －－－

(Again:)

Don't be afraid of bad guys; Strong; Traitor---

I am afraid that men will be old; Convex; Lick! －－－

It was her involuntary to do it, if this stinky man dies begging for nothing, he will succeed in dedication! The consequences will be unimaginable!

This (Dead Fat Dun), damn it!

Alas! I can't make an appointment with Xiaolan, only secretly tracking and protecting! No, I called her to make an appointment.

She said, "Not available! ”

"You still can't take pictures?"

"Don't think about it, I'm busy!"

"Will you do this afternoon?"

"Someone asked me out in the afternoon!"

"Who?"

"You can't take care of it!"

I'm really angry:

"Who the hell is ——??"

Xiaolan swallowed and vomited:

“… Be... Team... long..."

Xiaolan didn't say it, but as soon as she said it, it made me break out in a cold sweat!

Hurriedly shouted:

"You promised him?"

"Promised!!"

I was holding the phone in my hand, overwhelmed and dumbfounded!

I was cruel in my heart and scolded involuntarily: "You dog; CAO! ”

……