Oh, I see, the three grave guards must have heard the cry of the pig slaughter I had just made, and it was more intelligible than a searchlight in such a quiet cemetery at night.

I want to escape, but it's too late, what should I do?

Or...... Hehe, I'm going to call the little soft ghost to scare you. But this is the next step, if they have a gun or an alarm or something, a large number of people will come directly at that time, and they will not be able to run if they want to. What to do?

I looked at the time on my phone, and it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening. The beautiful woman guarding the screen is so cute and moving, and she is the only one who will smile so beautifully at me!

Wait a minute...... I saw the smiling beauty on the screen, and I had a plan in my heart.

"That...... Xiaorou, since you're a ghost, you always change something, right? ”

"This ...... I really haven't done it yet, you say what's going on, I'll give it a try. ”

"This!" I showed her the smiling beauty on my phone and said, "See what she's wearing?" You can just change your clothes like this now, after all, if your clothes are seen by the three people outside, it will cause unnecessary trouble. ”

"Oh, okay, I'll give it a try." As I spoke, a white light flashed in front of me, and a girl in an innocent student uniform appeared in front of me. She looked at me uncertainly, and asked weakly, "Childe, do you see this as it is?" ”

Wait, why does it feel like something is coming out of my nose? I reached out and wiped it like it was a nosebleed. Oh my God, why did I get a nosebleed, it seems that my concentration is not good enough. I hurriedly wiped the nosebleed away, panicked to clean up my mood, and said, "This...... Ah, I probably hit somewhere, nothing. That, you remember, Xiaorou, now, let's pretend to be a couple...... It's the husband and wife in ancient times, who deceived those who guarded the tomb, do you understand? ”

Xiao Rou nodded, and I nodded in my heart, thinking that I was really an empathetic little ...... Female ghost!

It was also at this time that all of a sudden, the bright light of the electric rod shone on my face, and I couldn't open my eyes.

"Hey, boy, what are you doing? Stand there and don't move, if you do, I'll shoot you right away!" ”

"Big brother...... Big brother, don't get me wrong, I just don't move. Big brother, I'm ...... My girlfriend and I are in a relationship on this mountain at night, I don't know how...... It may be that you used too much affection and too much force, and accidentally fell into such a place. Big brother, what kind of place is this, why does it reveal an eerie smell everywhere? ”

"Fuck, tell you not to move, do you hear me?" Just now, the first guard nodded with his hand, looked at me, and looked at Xiaorou.

"You really don't know what this place is?"

"I really don't know big brother, I fell down just now and let out a loud scream!"

"So that's ......" he thought thoughtfully, "You said you are college students who are in love?" Since you are in love, why do you seem so cold? Isn't it a tomb robber! ”

"What do you mean by a tomb robber? I don't understand what you're talking about. I hurriedly grabbed Xiaorou's hand and said, "Big brother, you really misunderstood, look, aren't we in a good relationship?" We...... This is the first love, so it's a little shy, you guys suddenly appeared, how could the two of us not be embarrassed? ”

The other two voyeur guys spoke at this time: "How do you prove that you are a couple, otherwise I think so, if you can kiss, we will believe what you say, this is always okay, right?" Hey hey ......"

Damn, two peerless bastards, haven't you seen enough just now? Now you want to bully me, you really can't die well! Bastard!

"That...... This big brother, let me ask, what is kissing? ”

Oh no, why did Xiao Rou speak at this time, it's too late for me to stop her. This matter is about to be revealed, my little ancestor, why did you forget to tell you not to speak just now. What should I do now, it seems that I am going to the Public Security Bureau to eat in prison!

"Well, no, beauty, are you an idiot? It looks like you shouldn't, why is that? No wonder they fall in love with such a guy! ”

What do you mean by "such a guy"? How am I, am I bad? Is there a girl who has a crush on me? You all have a wife with a bee waist and big ass, I can't have an innocent and beautiful student girl!

Damn, I'm going to duel with you, an old boy, and bet on my man's dignity to let you know what regret is.

I was about to get angry, when suddenly, Xiao Rou suddenly put my right hand on her heart: "In this way, is it considered a couple?" ”

…… The three of them looked at each other a little speechlessly, and they had nothing to say!

It seems that these three people believed it, they checked the tomb, and they checked us, and found that nothing was missing, so they took me and Xiaorou out of the cemetery.

"Young people...... Isn't it, you can't be too impulsive for love, you look at you, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing in this hellish place? And you, look at the blood on your nose, don't you know to let your girlfriend a little? Don't do such a dangerous thing in the future. Young man, remember, don't run around with your girlfriend next time! ”

I reluctantly agreed, and said in my heart: Your innocence is innocence......

"Yes, yes, you're right, big brother! Thank you, thank you! ”

After saying this, I directly took Xiaorou's hand and ran, for fear that these three people would find out something. After running wildly for ten minutes, I looked around and finally found it safe. Hmph, these three stupid people, you can't imagine that Xiaorou is a female ghost.

But...... I turned my head and looked at Xiao Rou behind me incredulously, she was laughing.

"What the hell is going on with you?"

"What?"

"What...... What what! Are you a ghost or not? Why do you have a heartbeat? ”

"You've found out."

"My God......" I raised my right hand, feeling the fragrance on it, "If you're human, tell me, why scare me?" If you are a ghost, you should know a common sense, ghosts are people who are already dead, and they don't have a heartbeat at all. You say, after all, you are a human or a ghost! ”

"This ...... Do you really want to know? ”

"Nonsense, I'm playing with you on a big night? You make it clear to me! "For the first time, I found myself still so manly!

Xiao Rou looked at me, shook her head, sighed and said, "Seriously, I don't know if I'm a ghost or not, but I can only be sure that I'm definitely not a human anymore!" I think...... Maybe it's because of the longevity pill...... I don't even know what I am now! ”

"Wait...... I didn't understand what you meant, what did you mean by Changsheng Pill just now? ”

"This ...... Yes, you heard it right, it's the longevity pill. That's why I'm like this. You may not know it yet, but I am the fourth batch of talented women selected by Emperor Wu to serve him in the palace......"

"Emperor Wu...... Could it be Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che? ”

"Yes, that's him!"