Xiao Rou tells a story

"I ...... I...... Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, this is the object of my greatest admiration in my life. He's my idol. It was because of my love for him that I became a history teacher. Don't tell me you don't know, he's the greatest monarch in history! In this way, you say talented women...... In other words, have you met this person, tell me, how does he look? Isn't it particularly handsome! Belch...... It's handsome! "Seriously, I'm so excited that I don't know what to say, this man has set up a great image since he was a child!

"It's okay, it's not handsome or not, he's very mighty, and at first glance, he has the momentum of an emperor, so that people have to surrender at his feet. But...... But...... Emperor Wu was a man who coveted women. ”

"Coveting women? Historically, which emperor is not the harem of three thousand beauties. It's a normal thing, don't worry about it. I explained. This sentence is true, because when you look at the history of China, every emperor has a lot of women around him.

"Do you think it's normal? Sure enough, all men in the world are the same, insatiable, not enterprising, and always think that the more women, the better. ”

"Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm different from them, even if I have absolute rights, three thousand weak water, I'll only go to one scoop."

"Virtue, you don't have the ability to obtain absolute rights!" Xiaorou gave me a roll of the eyes, the meaning is obvious, you can experience it yourself.

"By the way, apart from the fact that he is greedy for women, what secrets does he have?" This is a great opportunity for me to make up for my knowledge of history, how could I let it go. What I used to learn in history books, after all, was written by people of that era. The people of that era, in the final analysis, were still ruled by the emperor at that time. Do you dare to write bad things about the emperor in the history books? When the time comes, if you let the people in power see it, report it directly, and there will be a five-horse corpse. Then this person is completely finished.

For this, I always wonder, do our current descendants really understand what our predecessors thought and how they did it? None of us have seen it, but we have only seen a few words in the history books, which cannot summarize a person or a dynasty at all!

On the other hand, it is said in the history books that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was a Ming monarch who was a Taoist emperor and could be called an emperor through the ages, is this true? He is the emperor, he has a lot of power in his hands, and power will make people crazy! People always make mistakes, is there no mistake in the emperors of the ages? I don't believe it, even though he is an idol in my heart!

"About that...... He really has a bad wish, that is, he wants to live forever! ”

"I'll go, how can the ancient emperors be so superstitious, how can a person be immortal, unless he can eat the legendary Tang monk meat!"

"Tang monk meat? What is it? Is it possible to live forever after eating? ”

“…… I'm sorry, you may really not know, I forgot that you are a thousand-year-old female ghost, and you don't know the story of "Journey to the West" at all! ”

"Tell me about it, Xiaorou really wants to hear it."

"Xiaorou, as a beauty, the first principle is to answer other people's questions and solve the doubts in other people's hearts. For example, now, you're only halfway there, how can that make me not curious? So, you should tell me the story of you and Emperor Wu of Han. ”

This is a shocking secret, and if I learn his secret from this person who served him by the side of Emperor Wu of Han, then I will not be able to change history. After that, I will become a famous archaeologist for a generation, but I will also become a famous gold beauty...... I feel happy when I think about it.

Don't get excited, don't get excited, it's just the initial stage, don't rejoice too soon!

"Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is very obsessed with immortality, and he sends people everywhere to collect what kind of elixir to do, what to do to get masters. At the beginning, the Taoist priests who came were all fake, and in order to defraud money, they took the risk to give it a try. Unexpectedly, Emperor Wu believed it and rewarded these people with gold, silver and jewelry. ”

After this matter spread, there were more Taoists who came to meet the emperor, sometimes three or five, sometimes more than ten, and at most, there was a "Thousand Dao Meeting" in the imperial capital, and the number of Taoist priests reached more than 1,000. ”

Later, the pillars of the court said that if this continues, it will shake the fundamentals. You can't let the Taoist priest come like this, you still have to experiment one or two to see if you have real skills. ”

"The emperor felt that it was the same, so he issued an order, all Taoist priests who came to meet him, if they did not know magic and the secret of immortality, would be killed on the spot."

"At this moment, those swindlers who want to follow the name of the Taoist priest and cheat money will not dare to come. The number of Taoist priests in the imperial capital suddenly decreased by ten. ”

The emperor was very angry, and directly found those fake Taoist priests who had deceived him before, and came to torture the corpses of five horses. This time, all the Taoist priests were shocked, and they knew that they might not be able to cheat money. ”

"It was also at this time that a person called Juchen Zhenren came to the imperial capital, and he said that he wanted to meet the emperor. He also said that he had two Colorful Immortal Pills in his hands that had been refined for seven seven and forty-nine years, and said that after eating them, he would live forever! ”

Emperor Wu looked at this real person and asked him to show his magic skills, and the real person haha, and pointed to the nine pillars supporting the hall in the Jinluan Palace. On this pillar, there are nine golden dragons carved, which are lifelike and beautiful. He said, Your Majesty, if I take something out of my own clothes and change it, you will never believe it. Look, this is the nine coiled dragon optimus primes in your main hall, if I wait to chant a spell to make one of the nine pillars carved by a golden dragon come to life, do you believe it! ”

"Although the emperor is the emperor, this is the first time I have heard of such a thing. So, he said that if the Peerless True Man could really bring a golden dragon to life on the nine pillars in this hall, then he would give him a famous mountain for him to cultivate. ”

The Peerless Daoist nodded, and directly recited the incantation, and after a while, he saw lightning and thunder in the main hall, and then, accompanied by a dragon roar, on the nine pillars, one of the carved golden dragons really came to life. In mid-air, the dragon roared angrily at the sky, roared at the ground, and then roared again at Emperor Wu of Han. And then...... He flew out of the main hall on the wind and thunder, soared directly beyond the nine heavens, and disappeared. ”

The Emperor waited for a long time before he came to his senses. He rubbed his eyes, looked at the nine dragon pillars again, and found that on one of them, it was empty, there was nothing, and it seemed that the dragon had flown away! ”

This time, he really believed in this peerless real person, and directly rewarded him with that famous mountain. At this time, the Absolute Dust True Man took out his Colorful Immortal Pill and dedicated it to Emperor Wu. ”