I got up as usual to wash up, but for a few minutes I suddenly felt a refreshing scent waft through my nostrils. This...... It's the smell of food, and it's a great temptation for me who didn't eat last night.

Wow, Xiaorou is really my snail girl, what is it this time?

After a while, I saw Xiao Rou appear with a bowl of fragrant food, and I couldn't wait to meet it, and when I saw it, it was a bowl of eight-treasure porridge.

I'm so impressed!

Once, I was thinking, who set up dusk for me, and asked me for porridge and warmth? Now, it's not a problem because I have a snail girl in my house!

Aha, what is happiness? What is happiness?

Happiness is when you wake up and wash up, there is a beautiful woman who brings you a breakfast that is as delicious as her!

At this moment, I really realized the meaning of these two words.

As I ate, I held back tears of emotion.

It's really a man who doesn't flick when he has tears, just because it's not time to drink porridge! No way! I couldn't let my tears fall, or she would be proud, so she desperately caught her upper and lower eyelids.

Hmph, what is the richest man in the world? What is Bill Gates? What if you have money? Even if you are the richest person in the world, everyone is equal in the face of troubles! I don't envy your money, I don't envy your fame, because, I have a beautiful female ghost who cooks porridge for me in the morning, do you have it?

Well, even if you have, so what? These girls are all modern people, can you find a female ghost who is more than 2,000 years old to serve you for free? Not at all! People don't often say that money can make ghosts grind, come on, you try to let my female ghost Xiaorou cook porridge for you!

Hmph, this is my proud capital, who can compete with me!

After eating, I suddenly noticed a problem, this eight-treasure porridge actually has peanuts in it. However, I clearly remember that the peanuts I bought at home were eaten three days ago, and this ...... Where the hell did she get it?

"Xiaorou, there is a question, can you help me answer it?"

"What's the problem, Childe, you can say it."

"This peanut...... Where did you find this peanut? ”

"There are no peanuts in the house, have you forgotten?"

Wait a minute, it seems that I am not mistaken, there are indeed no peanuts in the house, so ...... My eyes contracted extremely, and I glanced at the crow parked outside the window in horror, and a terrifying thought slowly emerged in my heart.

"There was no one in the house, so I had to go out and buy it. However, I don't have your current silver tickets, so I can only find a few in your wallet and take them out to buy peanuts! ”

"Silver ticket?" Damn, it's not good!

I frantically found my wallet, opened it, and saw that the only 500 yuan in cash left in it was gone. Suddenly, I felt darkness in front of me. I looked for it again with a shudder, but my wallet was still empty.

"You...... What did you buy with my five hundred dollars? ”

"Peanuts."

"What else is there but peanuts?"

"No, it's peanuts."

"What, bought peanuts for 500 yuan? How much did you buy? ”

"You just ate it all."

"This ...... It's just such a bowl of eight-treasure porridge, and there are only about 30 peanuts in it. What else did you buy? ”

"Oh...... You're amazing, you know that. ”

I'll just say, how can you only buy this peanut for 500 yuan, isn't that too ......

"There was also a transparent bag, which seemed to be for peanuts! Saying...... The aunt who bought things in your era was really kind, I bought a pound of peanuts, and she smiled and gave me a beautiful bag to put up. If you have the chance, you will buy it from her next time! ”

51 pounds of peanuts...... Even Bill Gates can't be wronged like this.

Bang!

This time, Xiaorou didn't turn her face, and I threw it down directly on the chair. Mom, that's 500 yuan, and I ate my living expenses for a month. Seriously, I'd rather she turn her face at me ten times...... No, a hundred times!

What is the concept of 500 yuan, this is the cash I managed to save! Now it's good that you went out and only bought a pound of peanuts!

You know, this is the yuan, not the lira, not the yen, and the Korean won!

Yes...... For a moment, I felt as if I had been forcibly dragged out into the street to perform a chest boulder! The tears that I couldn't hold back when I ate porridge just now flowed like a waterfall!

"Childe, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Rou looked at my distressed expression, as if she sensed my intentions.

"Childe, is it expensive for Xiaorou to buy? It's okay, I'll go to that aunt's booth and turn my face with her! ”

"Don't! When you come back, don't go. "I dragged and dragged it, and it was not easy to control this female ghost." Forget it, this time it's just to buy experience and suffer a big loss! If you turn your face with someone, and then she has a heart attack, you will become a murderer, and I will be an accomplice! When the time comes, my life will not be what it is now...... You can walk away, and if no one else can catch you, I'll be completely finished. It's not worth it, it's not worth it. ”

That being said, can I not be heartbroken?

At a salary of 100 yuan a day, I would be depressed for at least four or even five days!

On the other hand, coupled with the blow to me last night about the broken love, it seems that ...... I can't hold my head up this week, I'm so depressed!

When I came to the school listlessly, the school bell sounded like a death knell, and the dean looked at me stunned: "Oops...... Isn't this our hard-working teacher Yin? Oh, how did the bell ring before it came to school? It's okay, it's okay, you should come back after lunch! Does this save you from eating? Really...... It's going to be like this in the future! ”

"I'm sorry......" I don't know what to say.

When I came to the teacher's office, I hurriedly cleaned up and clamped my tail...... No, I walked into the classroom with my textbook in my hand.

Hey, I have to face this group of useless students, and I have to educate these naughty students, I feel a sense of powerlessness in my heart when I think of this.

Now life is good, look at these first-year junior high school students, one by one, the development of the wonderful. As for me, because my family was poor when I was a child, I didn't keep up with nutrition when I was tall, so I could only grow to 1.73 meters.

To tell you the truth, in this first-year class, there are more than half of the students who are taller than me, and the rest are female classmates who are shorter than me. It's nothing, but the most infuriating thing is that there are three girls who are taller than me, which is a bit too much to say.

Hmph, I thought indignantly, you girls who are taller than me don't be proud, girls who grow tall are often flat-chested, and you will regret it when the time comes!

If they mess around in class, I don't dare to care at all, as a people's teacher, the current students don't dare to beat or scold! If you do it a little too much, you will return the parents' Lei Yan artillery! The point is that students now have mobile phones, and once they upload it to the Internet, their teaching qualifications will be ruined!

Looking at these students, I really can't think of any way to suppress these guys who are even better than me!

Grandma's, I knew that this was the case, I should have applied to be an elementary school teacher at that time, I would have been punished if I wanted to be punished, and I would be spanked if I wanted to be spanked, and I was very majestic, this is what I called a teacher!!

What the hell am I talking about, what a teacher in vain!