"But...... Emperor Wu was still skeptical of this elixir. Is it really possible to live forever? Can such a small elixir fulfill one's wish? So, the day after the Jedi Zhenren left, he chose me among the many talented people and asked me to swallow the pill. ”

"Seriously, I really don't want to take this pill, but I'm just a small talent, how can I resist the emperor's order? I was forced to take the pill, and for three hours, nothing happened. When Emperor Wu saw this, he was very happy in his heart, and was about to eat another one with dignity, when suddenly, a real person appeared in front of him. ”

"It was so sudden that Emperor Wu was not prepared at all. The real person cast a spell and took away the elixir in Emperor Wu's hand, and scolded Emperor Wu very angrily, saying that he was suspicious by nature and didn't believe him! Since you don't believe in him, you don't deserve to eat the elixir, nor do you deserve eternal immortality! After that, the Jedi Zhenren turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared into the main hall. ”

"It was after that that that my miserable life began. Emperor Wu became more and more irritable, and hated me very much, saying that I had taken away his elixir. He originally wanted me to split the five horses, but this did not solve the resentment in his heart at all. What he said is good, that is, let me live worse than death, let me be abused to death! ”

"So, a month after that, he married me to an old eunuch who had served him faithfully, and graciously allowed the old eunuch to return to his hometown to spend his old age...... In this way, I also left the prosperous imperial capital with the old eunuch......"

Speaking of this, she really couldn't say it anymore, Xiaorou's tears kept falling down vigorously, and my heart was about to melt when I saw it.

I'm such a bastard, why do I force Xiaorou to think of this sad past.

People say that women's tears are like sulfuric acid, which can corrode any man's iron heart, not to mention that I am not iron-hearted, I am just urine stones! (This one is fake, can't be believed!) ）

What a poor girl, what a poor little girl...... I can't imagine that there is a more pitiful person in this world than me. Seeing her pear blossom and rainy face, even if it is a stone statue, it will move a heart of compassion. What's more, I'm not a stone statue, I'm a living person, a living man!

Xiaorou looks so quiet, kind and weak, her voice seems to be natural, such a girl, crying, what should I do?

Seriously, and to borrow from my experience with women in the past 24 years...... I really don't know what to do!

I haven't been in a relationship with a girl since I was a child, how do I know how to comfort a crying girl? What's more, this is not a girl, she is a female ghost who is more than a thousand years different from me!

"Ah...... This Xiaorou, it's not early, you go home and sleep early, if we have fate, we'll see you later. I have another class tomorrow, so be it...... Bye-bye ......"

No, I can't stand my bottom line at this time. She's a female ghost, I can't be dizzy with a few sad tears from her, now I'd better run away!

I ran for a while and came to the road, just when an empty taxi came. I stopped, and as soon as I got in the car, I couldn't help laughing: "It turned out to be you, we really have fate, take me back to the place where I took a taxi just now!" ”

It's past two o'clock in the morning when I get home, but I don't feel sleepy at all. Fortunately, she didn't come along, so she thought it was a terrible spring dream! It's good to be alive now.

But...... Xiaorou was alone just now, crying so sadly, is it really okay for me to leave like this? In one point, although she is said to be a female ghost, she is still a girl in essence, so can such a person return to the gloomy tomb? What's wrong with me, why am I worried about a female ghost, it seems that I'm really stupid enough!

I'm so damn overflowing with feelings, why can't I control myself, obviously she's a female ghost, and she won't have an intersection with herself in this life, what am I worried about for no reason? Fool!

Okay, you idiot, don't think about female ghosts anymore, let's think about your goddess Teacher Shen. People are serious people, well, when I think of Mr. Shen, my face can't help but turn red. It seems that the beauty of the beauty can really heal the pain in my heart.

Forget it, I don't care, if I see her tomorrow, I'll confess to her. If it's a big deal to be rejected, can you still kill me?

Remember one sentence: life is too short, so why be ashamed to speak!

Close your eyes, open them, turn them over, and lie flat on your back...... The sheets were twisted by me, but I still couldn't fall asleep after turning them over.

Grandma's, I don't know why, I actually had insomnia tonight, why do I have insomnia? Is it because of Teacher Shen, or because of the female ghost you encountered?

I looked out the window in the dim light and burst into tears. It's been 24 years, and I'm still single, so I'm really sad.

At this time, a beautiful silk scarf was handed to him......

"Thank you......" I took the silk scarf and wiped my tears, it was so fragrant! This smell is so familiar...... Wait, I'm the only one living in this house, who will hand over the silk scarf? One more point...... This scent...... It's the smell of being in the tomb. I looked up in horror, and sure enough, it was just as I imagined: "Ah...... Mom, you're ...... How did you end up here? ”

"Childe, you are too polite, I just handed you a silk scarf, how can you be your mother. On the other hand, I'm young! ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, I ...... You...... Why are you in my house! ”

"Childe...... I thought so, I really didn't want to go back to that lonely tomb. Seriously, I'm really fed up with those dark days. Childe, can you take in Xiaorou......"

Sure enough, I was haunted by a female ghost!

"Are you crazy? I can't even support myself now, and I want to take you in? Xiaorou, it's not that I'm hard-hearted, I'm really shy and extravagant. You see, I'm the only one in this room, not even a pet. ”

Absolutely not, absolutely not! You're a ghost, no matter how beautiful you are, I don't dare touch you! So, I resolutely said, "I'm sorry! I'm afraid it's not suitable for a lonely man and a widow. ”

After listening to this, she smiled and said, "Childe? ”

"What?"

"I'll tell you a secret, I don't like ...... to turn my face"

I...... What should I do? She's threatening me, absolutely threatening me! What should I do now? Yes...... I felt like I was about to get angry, but when I thought of her turning her face, I could only be like a puppy, with her tail between her legs and be a man!

Damn!!

Judges, you must learn my lesson, you see, the momentary soft-heartedness towards female ghosts, what comes back is endless cruelty! Now, the initiative is all in the hands of others, I want to disagree, does it work? I feel like fish on a display board, and Xiao Rou is a ruthless chef...... Grandma's, I thought Xiaorou was a lady, it turned out to be ...... No wonder Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty wanted to ask her to test the medicine, it turned out that this person was the same as I thought!