"Young Master! This military master is looking for you! "After Li Chongwu called me out of the tent, he pointed to a guard wearing full body armor and said.

"Oh! Hello! What are you looking for from me? ”

"You're Li Hei?"

"Yes! What's wrong! ”

"Master Cheng asked you to take out some more food and wine, and said that you want the most energetic one!"

Master Cheng? Cheng bite the gold! Forehead! They're not going to have a drinking party in my car! But even if they want to open it, then I can't afford to mess with it! However, it is easy to ask for wine and meat! As long as you don't throw me to serve, those people put too much pressure on me! They're all cattle!

"Okay! You wait! I'm going to get it! I said yes and went straight back to the tent! Get ready to travel back to the mall from your tent to get your meat and drink!

When I returned to the supermarket area of the mall, I remembered that there was no more cooked meat! I didn't even have any bagged ones, I took them out and sold them as merchandise!

"Huh! What can I do? There's no cooked meat! "I had no choice but to take out the best ham and make up the number.

"Huh! It's a shame to give them food! Forget it, let's talk about it when we're done! I looked at the deli area, which had been largely hollowed out, and thought to myself, "Uh! I had to come here tonight and wait for the refresh! ”

There's a lot of alcohol, but after thinking about it, everyone in the car should be drinking liquor now! After I filled the cart with liquor and ham, I returned to the tent this time, and then pushed the cart out of the tent and walked towards the 'Xuanjia Iron Medal', which had been occupied.

When I came to the car door, I found that the guards outside had begun to guard again! When I passed, out of the shadows behind the car stepped a guard in a tight beard. Then he came directly to me, stopped me and said, "Your name is Li Hei?" ”

"yes!" After I finished answering, this person came directly to me and searched me for a while, and I said depressedly: "Huh! What are you searching for me for? That's what I just came out of! "However, it seems that I am talking in vain, and the man in front of me completely ignores me, and still takes me aside, and then begins to check the meat and wine in the trolley.

However, it seems that this test is very unscientific! It was the silver needle poking and poking again, and he cut off a piece of ham and tasted it, and he opened each bottle of liquor and drank it.

I looked at the person in front of me who was choked by the stuffy donkey and coughed repeatedly, and kept trying to open each bottle to taste, and said in my heart: "Huh! Look at this is the legendary test of drugs! But it looks unhygienic! "I saw with my own eyes that after this person was choked with white wine, that mouthful of saliva directly sprayed all over the meat of the car!

"Huh! Is this a test or a poison! I don't know if this product has an infectious disease or something! "I looked at this person who tested the poison and the wine and meat that had been completely contaminated by him, and then made up my mind that as long as it was royal food in the future, I would never try to eat it, who knows who had tested it! If you want to be the same as the one in front of you, how dirty it is!

I finally waited for him to finish the poison test before letting me in. When I got on the bus, I found that there were more than 20 people crowded in the renovated RV 'Xuanjia Iron Award', which was only wider than the bus, although they were all sitting on the ground, but it seemed that the compartment space was more crowded! Moreover, the gang was still drinking and eating meat, and at the same time bragging and farting to each other, making the car itself not very ventilated, there was a smell of wine and meat and sweat, and I also smelled a strong smell of cumin. "Huh! Who still smells like a fox! My poor RV! Woe to you! How can I stay when I go back! ”

Although this smell makes me want to escape, after all, there are Cheng Biting Jin and Li Shimin here, and there are a bunch of people I don't know who look even more bullish, I really don't dare to run away!

Probably found that I had come in, and the award and Xiao Lizhi, who were originally walking back and forth inside to help divide the meat, came over, and then said to me: "Li Hei! You're here, just in time there's not enough meat and wine! After saying that, the two of them didn't care about talking about anything else, they took the trolley directly, Xiao Lizhi picked up the wine bottle, and the award picked up the ham, and began to distribute it.

When waiting for the award and Xiaoli's quality hair to carry a big ham and a bottle of wine, Cheng Yanjin called me to him, and then patted me on the shoulder and said to everyone: "Hey guys! This kid is my precious daughter's son-in-law! Look back! Stop letting juniors bully! Beware of my precious girl taking revenge herself! Hahaha! ”

Forehead! Cheng Yanjin's introduction, I sound a little awkward! But I do understand the meaning of his words, this is external propaganda to cover me! Touched ing~

After being introduced, Li Shimin actually waved his hand at me and motioned for me to come over. Seeing this, Cheng Yanjin pushed me and directly pushed me in front of Li Shimin.

After I stumbled, I almost fell in front of Li Shimin's eyes, but fortunately, Li Shimin quickly copied me, and then grabbed it with one hand, like grabbing a kitten and a puppy, so he put me next to him, patted me on the shoulder and said: "Boy, why are you still so reckless, but you kid can eat more!" I weighed it, you're not as big as me! Ha ha! ”

Ha? Li Shimin's big girl? Do you mean Little Beauty? But! Is it appropriate for you to call your eldest princess such a popular name as the big girl? You're the Emperor!

Although I really wanted to complain about it like this, I still didn't dare to say it, for fear of being beaten!

I quickly smiled flatteringly, and then said, "I was careless just now!" Thank you for your help! "Although I would also like to add one more sentence, 'Thank you, Lord Long!' Something! But after thinking about it, I still didn't say it, for fear of being called poor......

"Nice boy! Ha ha! By the way, let me tell you, don't underestimate this kid! He looks honest, but in fact, he is capable! Ha ha! You know what happened to the destruction of the city gate of Tongguan a few days ago! That's because this kid was angry with Qingque, and then he made it! Haha, I can't even think of it! He actually went to destroy the gate of Tongguan to take revenge because Qingque demolished the door of his house! Hahaha! ”

Li Shimin even told me with a smile about blowing up the Tongguan City Gate a while ago! I also emphasized that after the cannon battles I did, I praised the power of the firecrackers for a long time.

watched the attention of others, including Cheng Yanjin, be attracted by what Li Shimin said, 'firecrackers destroyed the city gate', and then they all began to discuss the matter of firecrackers. Then the gang began to discuss the power of firecrackers and the use of scenarios. However, I always felt that there was something dangerous about this topic, and although I turned in the recipe for gunpowder, I thought it would be better to keep it shut. So no matter which of them asked, I came back and said, "It's just fun, it's not worth mentioning!" "Let's prevaricate. But fortunately, these people just asked a few casual questions, and then stopped talking about it.

At this time, someone came in at the door again, and I looked to see that it was the tight-fitting guard who had just checked the meat I had delivered, and when I saw him come in, I whispered a few words directly to the prize, and then set his eyes on me with the prize. I hurriedly took the opportunity to think that Li Shimin would confess his guilt and leave Li Shimin's side. "Alas! Staying by the emperor's side, it's really uncomfortable! After complaining to myself, I hurried to the door!