012 Big Movie
012 Big Movie
"Yo, you baby cow has a good temper. Tell me, what are you dissatisfied with about this movie? β
Zhao Ji pointed to the screen: "I don't know what demon method you used to detain my soul there." But I know that there will never be a siege of Bianliang by the Jin soldiers, and it will never be possible for me to let Xuan'er carry the black pot for me. β
"Huh."
"Bold! How dare you laugh at me? β
Although he is not very clear about the lethality of "hehe", Zhao Ji can still see the disdain on Zhao Dazhui's face clearly.
"Is this a mockery? Historically, that's what you've done. Moreover, let me ask you, if there is really a crisis, are you sure that you can run away by yourself without leaving your wife and children? β
Zhao Ji thought about it for a while, and felt that he probably didn't have the courage to die with Sheji.
But I really can't get used to it, Zhao Dazhui's "crooked mouth dragon king" face, defended: "The Jin Kingdom and my Great Song Dynasty are friends, and they will never make such a treacherous act." β
"Huh."
Perhaps it was Zhao Dazhui's arrogant attitude that completely angered Zhao Ji.
Zhao Ji roared angrily: "Li Qiushui, hurry up and die and break this demon into ten thousand pieces!" β
Li Qiushui's quality is high, and he doesn't care about those strange things at all, a "Nine Yin White Bone Claw" or some other messy move, straight to Zhao Dazhu's chest.
"Stop!"
Your uncle, this is this move for both male and female, no matter who it is?
Zhao Dazhui took out the melon again and shook his fingers: "I know that you can do a few three-legged cat kung fu, but you must know that the power of knowledge is infinite." My muskmelon is not something you can bear. β
Li Qiushui was unmoved, and continued to walk forward, not forgetting to smile compassionately: "The slave and maid will also divide their muscles and bones, and torture in eighteen ways, and ask the Hou Ye to taste it." β
"Don't come here! Come here again, I'll call someone. β
"I'm going to come here! I want to come here! β
Li Qiushui is also very naughty!
The dead eunuch was definitely a master, and Zhao Dazhui felt that he would definitely not be able to kill him.
As soon as he was nervous, the melon fell to the ground. The good thing is that the pressure spring was also broken.
Counterfeit and shoddy products are unreliable!
"Hurry!"
Zhao Dazhui clearly heard the countdown countdown, 3,2,1,GAMEOVER.
"Just a ...... of a Powder Bomb"
Before he could scream, Li Qiushui had a loud alarm in his heart, and he flew up with one foot and kicked the melon out of the hall.
[It is worthy of being the younger sister of Xiaoyaozi! ] γ
[That footwork, that speed, proper world wave! ] γ
[Could it be that without that part of the hindrance, you can concentrate on playing football and studying? γ
[The national pig needs you, Sister Qiushui! ] γ
Li Qiushui's kung fu is really not covered.
That kick was ruthless and accurate, through the door, past the hand of the eunuch on duty, straight into the goal, uh no, straight into the lotus pond.
Rumble!
In your lotus pond, the fish that live carefree suddenly feel like they are flying. Then he saw many of his companions and the silt and lotus roots in the lotus pond flying.
Finally, biaji, falls to the surface of the water or to the shore.
"This ...... This ......"
Even with Li Qiushui blocking it, Zhao Ji's waste was still shocked by the loud sound.
Hearing that there was no movement, Zhao Ji, a curious baby, leaned on the crack of the door to take a look, was frightened, and quickly retracted it.
Well, warm.
It's still Li Qiushui's embrace is warm!
Hold tight!
Li Qiushui patted Zhao Ji dotingly: "The official family just rest assured, there are slaves and maids, no one dares to hurt you!" β
"Hmm." Zhao Ji patted his chest with palpitations, "I'm scared to death." β
γLotus root! γ
[Don't stop me, I'm going to throw up!] γ
[Your circle is really messy! γ
Nani, what the hell is this? γ
Fortunately, with Li Qiushui's comfort, Zhao Ji was not really scared to death, and quickly came back to his senses, pointing to Zhao Dazhui, who was also dizzy and tinnitus: "He, is there still one?" β
For the imperial power, the first thought of everything that is not within its control is to eliminate.
"Probably gone, right?" Li Qiushui is not very sure.
In case this, the unconventional little uncle took out two more, it wouldn't be fun.
Zhao Dazhui really didn't disappoint Li Qiushui, and sure enough, he took out two identical melons.
[The anchor can! ] γ
[How many things can be put in that sleeve?] γ
[It's not scientific!] γ
[Phew!] γ
[What kind of science?] It's cool and it's over. γ
[Is it given by the system?] γ
[This kid is so smart, follow me!] γ
"Don't be impulsive!"
Seeing Zhao Dazhui one in one hand, tossing and turning in his hand, as if he was ready to make another shot at any time, Li Qiushui was nervous.
Which immortal did this product learn the Tao from, and how is it demonic?
Do you want to fight to the death to get rid of this unstable factor? But I'm afraid, if I hurt the official family, oh, and the queen, it's not good.
The queen, who has a very low sense of existence, is very bold, broke free from the "protection" that Li Qiushui does not exist, and bowed down again: "Congratulations to the official family, congratulations to the official family!" My clan has such a great power as my little uncle, which is a sign of my Emperor Song Daxing! β
The famous soft-eared Zhao Ji listened, yes!
This little imperial uncle, who is young, must not have too many thoughts about power. As long as I win over him, wouldn't it be a great thing to let him be used by me?
No matter how you say it, he is also a clan and belongs to his own people. Even if the descendants of the younger generations are not angry, and he takes away the unification, it is indispensable to sacrifice every year.
It's a big deal, when he becomes an adult, Zen will give it to him, and he will be a carefree emperor, and the beauty is very good!
[Was this guy's brain kicked by a donkey?] γ
[Imperial power, wealth, is it so unparticular? γ
[Teacher Zhou, explain. γ
[The ancients regarded death as life, and attached great importance to sacrifices and blood food. In addition, the Song Dynasty rarely poisoned the clan and scholars, and even if he abdicated the throne, Zhao Ji did not have to worry about murdering him. γ
[Okay! Such humanized management is really much more humane than our boss! γ
[I'm your boss, you won't have to go to work tomorrow.] γ
Regarding the throne that seemed to be within reach, Zhao Dazhui was disdainful: "If you are beautiful, don't think about being beautiful." Is your throne a human work?
He wakes up earlier than the chickens, sleeps later than the dogs, and reads the recitals late into the night. If you want to have a supper, you are afraid that you will waste the money in the treasury, and you are reluctant to drink a bowl of mutton soup......"
"Well, Uncle Huang, I already know it's wrong. Can you speak well? β
Zhao Ji felt that Zhao Dazhui had something to say, as if every sentence was sarcastic about himself.
"Oh, sorry, I forgot. That's a good thing that other emperors have done, and you haven't done it! β
Zhao Dazhui pointed at his nose: "If I become the emperor, I may play more than you." You'd better be the emperor! Besides, I'm still young, and I still want to study. β
Seeing the two of them pushing the throne around, as if they were pushing something worthless, the audience was not happy.
[Well, well, what about time? γ
[That's it!] γ
[I'm hundreds of thousands of dollars this minute, just watch this? γ
[Love to see it or not! γ
γRefund!γ γ
γRefund!γ γ
"What's the comparison?" Zhao Dazhui pointed at the timer very arrogantly, "Didn't you see the pause?" There is no charge for suspension, don't you know? β
[Oh, no money! γ
[So, you continue to flirt? γ
[Fat house water go! ] γ
[Let's go!] γ
"Still talking?" Zhao Dazhui asked Zhao Ji.
"Stop talking."
Zhao Ji, whose brain was drowsy by the huge amount of information, cheered up: "I beg Uncle Huang, and then use the magic method." I want to see what has become of this great river and mountain by me? β