013 Uncle Huang, save me

Paranoid people are successful.

For example, Steve Jobs was a paranoid, and that horse was also a paranoid.

At present, Zhao Ji also wants to become paranoid and want to succeed.

However, the road to success is arduous and tortuous, and it takes 9981 difficulties in the middle to obtain the true scriptures and achieve positive results.

In order to make Zhao Ji more successful, Zhao Dazhui signed a series of unequal treaties with the system, and turned the projected big screen into a surround in the form of a lease.

[It's fun to watch the old! ] 】

[The sound effects are all funny, good! ] 】

[That's called Dolby, you tease!] 】

[This sound effect, this picture quality, is much better than wearing glasses! ] 】

[Look at it, Zhao Ji's face is green. 】

[Haha! 】

[Let him pretend, now there is a prairie above his head, right? ] 】

Are you still human? Didn't you see the misery of those women? 】

As soon as this comment came out, the live broadcast room was suddenly silent.

It was a while before someone spoke.

[It may be that the picture is too realistic, it may be that the sound effect is too realistic, it may be ......]

[Maybe your sister! 】

[his uncle, I can't find an excuse! ] 】

What can I say? 】

No matter how many reasons there are, it is difficult to hide the fact that those women were **, persecuted, and killed by wheels.

Even if this history has little to do with the life of future generations, who doesn't know that bloody history, that unbearable past?

Even if you are hard-hearted, can you still easily watch one fresh life being killed?

That's my own countryman, that's my sister!

In order to highlight the effect, the system even showed the pictures of Zhao Ji and the queen being captured and insulted clearly, and even the avatars were replaced with their real images four years later.

The audience in later generations couldn't stand it, Zhao Ji watched himself being treated as a doll, and his beloved concubine was sent back and forth by the Jinren, playing and playing, and his heart was like a knife.

When he saw that the queen was humiliated and committed suicide in anger, Zhao Ji, who claimed to be amorous, couldn't bear it anymore.

"I'm his eighth-generation ancestor!"

Zhao Jitie blushed, spat fragrantly, pulled out the hosta on his head, ripped off the jade belt around his waist, tore the civilian clothes on his body, and took the queen's hand and cried bitterly: "Queen, it was I who was sorry for you that made you suffer from the abuse of the Jin people."

I'm not human, you hit me, right?

Hit me!

Hit me hard and sober me up! ”

Where was the queen willing to beat him, took Zhao Ji's hand and cried: "It's all the concubines who are not good, and they can't assist the official family in governing the world, so there is such a big disaster."

The concubines are willing to escape into the Taoist gate from now on, devote themselves to cultivation, pray for the blessing of my Great Song Dynasty, and pray for the blessing of the official family. ”

Hearing this, Zhao Ji hated himself even more: "It's all my fault!" I would like to go into seclusion with the queen, eat coarse tea and light meals every day, and pray for blessings. I'll make an order to give up the throne to Xuan'er! ”

For those who are innocently victimized, the audience is very sympathetic. But for Zhao Ji, the culprit, there is nothing good to say.

[This deflated calf will not change his dead nature! ] 】

[Poke out the basket, and then step back, as a turtle with a shrunken head.] 】

[You Zen let, so you can find a more reliable one. 】

[Who is he, Xuan'er? 】

[Qinzong Zhao Huan. 】

[Hey, it's his turtle grandson!] 】

[Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and mice give birth to burrows. Zhao Ji's son is also an artist. 】

[Can an artist be an emperor?] 】

[That guy is more confused than his father.] 】

[What's wrong?] 】

[Zhao Ji only believes in traitors and is a principled person. It's good for him to believe in this and that. 】

[Is this a rake ear? 】

[It's just that I don't have an opinion, so I'm so foolish.] 】

[In this way, Zhao Gou seems to be pretty good? 】

The discussion here is lively, and Zhao Ji really can't enjoy the "immersive" VIP treatment, and said in a wailing voice: "Uncle Huang, please, take the supernatural powers!" Nephew, I know it's wrong! ”

"What, don't you dare to look at it? Do you believe that's true? ”

Zhao Ji nodded sadly: "I believe, I believe." ”

"Do you need to read it again to convince you again?"

"No need."

Now that Zhao Ji has received ideological education, Zhao Dazhui said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, our big movie is here today, okay?" In the future, we will have the opportunity to watch some eyebrows.

Don't worry, with me Zhao Da Hammer here, and with everyone's support, this play, it won't be smashed! ”

[Today's play is a bit heavy, and my heart is sour. 】

[Me too!] 】

[This movie is so real that it makes people breathless all at once. 】

[Forget it, forget it, I won't watch it today. 】

[Thanks to the anchor, the bulldozer is up!] 】

[Don't say anything, the rocket goes!] 】

[The anchor is enough, a spaceship! ] 】

[Scattered, scattered, what kind of wealth do you show off? Two spaceships, don't let anyone know! 】

Zhao Ji, who was standing there, also quickly figured out that the prince was not a reliable master and could not be entrusted with a big task.

Among the princes, in addition to the crown prince, the third Zhao Kai and the ninth Zhao are talented and intelligent, and they have a bit of an artist's demeanor.

But after today's events, I see that the artist doesn't work!

The treacherous Jin people called, and you used a paintbrush to fight with others?

It seems that this very mysterious little imperial uncle has a bit of a doorway, maybe he can use his power to turn the tide and help the building to fall?

Zhao Dazhui took the screen and was looking at his earnings today, when he saw Zhao Ji kneeling in front of him with a plop: "Uncle Huang, save me!" Save the Great Song Dynasty and save the people of Limin! ”

"I won't fight!"

Zhao Dazhui also looked helpless.

This garbage system, the ability to pit money is first-class, and it doesn't know how to summon, so it's a peerless warrior or something?

"You spicy chicken!"

Before Zhao Dazhui could scold, the system spoke first.

"What's going on?" Zhao Dazhui, who was caught off guard, was scolded and stunned.

"What else? With the company's high-tech system, the patient and meticulous guidance of the fair-skinned, gentle and considerate salesman, and the support of so many people who like you, you can't even beat a little golden man. You say, are you a spicy chicken? ”

It seems to make sense.

In addition to the fact that there are many people who support this, where are the other white skin, beautiful and long legs, gentle and considerate high-tech?

Why didn't I see it?

"Less nonsense! Lao Tzu is playing qualifying, if you dare to be blind, I will kill you! ”

What about the gentleness and thoughtfulness that is good?

The company's money is worried!

It was still a friend in the live broadcast room, and several celebrities quickly gave reasonable opinions and suggestions.

[It's not that the Northern Song Dynasty can't do the Jin Kingdom, but it lacks the courage to fight! ] 】

[That's right!] In terms of overall national strength, economic level, and weapons, there is no real gap between the two countries. As long as the layout is reasonable and the correct strategy and tactics are adopted, the Jin Kingdom will definitely be defeated! 】

[Yes, yes, there are a lot of Wenchen fierce generals on the Song side, and it is not a problem that you can't beat it at all. 】

[Who are they?] 】

[Li Gang, Zong Ze, Han Shizhong, Yue Fei, these are all fierce people! ] 】

[Phew, why did you put Grandpa Yue at the end? 】

[You trash, this is by age. 】

[Is this a garbage player with diamonds turned into bronze?] 】

[So to speak!] 】

Seeing that Zhao Dazhui didn't speak, Zhao Ji was anxious: "Uncle Huang, do you also think that my Zhao Song is not saved?" ”

Is there nothing about the "boundless mana" Zhao Da Hammer?

"There is salvation!"

Zhao Dazhui grinned: "If you want to save Da Song, you have to be obedient, promote a few people, and slaughter a few people!" ”

"Cheng, listen to Uncle Huang. You say, who will kill first? ”