Who is Wu Zetian?

That's the Great Zhou Zetian Great Sage Empress! She is also the only female emperor in the history of the Xia Kingdom!

Who is Shangguan Wan'er?

That's a dignified Zhou Zheng Erpin! She is also the only female prime minister in the history of the Xia Kingdom!

Without the protection of the guards, the two of them are extremely worried about their own safety!

There will inevitably be some poisonous insects and beasts on the desert island, and if the two of them encounter poisonous insects and beasts while sleeping, it will be a disaster!

And on this desert island, in addition to the two of them, there is a man who is more terrifying than poisonous insects and beasts!

What's even worse is that Fang Yi is still the only male on the desert island!

Not to mention that Fang Yi would do something rebellious like killing the king, what if Fang Yi saw his lust and did something like a beast?

Even if Fang Yi didn't succeed in the end and was subdued by Shangguan Wan'er, who was more skilled, then if something like a half piece of rag was torn off the already disheveled two people, it would be a great insult to the reputation of the two!

It was precisely because of Fang Yi's existence that Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't dare to sleep even if they were very sleepy!

The two of them were lying next to the fire, their eyes always vigilantly looking at Fang Yi who was thinking in the distance.

Fang Yi in the distance didn't notice the vigilance of the two at all, and was still intoxicated with his own emotion.

In the end, Shangguan Wan'er saw that Wu Zetian couldn't stand it: "Your Majesty...... Or...... The minister went to guard against Fang Yi, Your Majesty, how about you sleep peacefully? ”

Wu Zetian's two beautiful big eyes are about to turn into panda eyes.

In fact, Wu Zetian was very sleepy during the day, and he wanted to sleep for a long time, but Fang Yi showed too many things that surprised him, this surprise overwhelmed the sleepiness, and at this moment the sense of surprise disappeared, and Wu Zetian couldn't bear it anymore.

Wu Zetian was really out of options, so he had to nod helplessly: "That's it, this person is unpredictable, Wan'er should be careful!" ”

"The minister has his own sense of proportion!"

Shangguan Wan'er got up from the ground, bowed to Wu Zetian, and then walked towards Fang Yi with graceful steps.

When Fang Yi saw Shangguan Wan'er coming over, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned: "Are you sleepy?" Go sleep in the cave, there's Simmons in it! ”

"Xi ...... Dreams? Shangguan Wan'er was stunned, and her little head, which felt groggy because of sleepiness, tried to remember if she had heard the word "Simmons".

It took a while for Shangguan Wan'er to come to her conclusion.

Simmons? What the fuck is your Simmons?

"......" Fang Yi sighed helplessly.

These two fools are really stupid and cute! O Simmons! What a thing to sleep in every night! I don't even know this?

Fang Yi took Shangguan Wan'er and walked towards Wu Zetian with the principle of not worrying so much about fools, otherwise he would become a fool.

Wu Zetian heard the sound of footsteps and quickly woke up from his sleep.

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er blankly: "Two Aiqing, what do you want?" ”

"Nothing, take you to sleep Simmons! What are you sleeping here? It's hard and cold, let's go! ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he took the lead and walked into the depths of the cave.

Wu Zetian looked at Shangguan Wan'er with a puzzled look.

Shangguan Wan'er shook her head helplessly, saying that she didn't know what this Simmons was.

Eventually, the two came to a conclusion through eye contact.

Simmons, probably the immortal thing that the immortal called genetically modified gave to Fang Yi!

After the three of them walked into the depths of the cave, Fang Yi waved his hand very generously at Simmons in front of him: "This is Simmons!" ”

"This ...... What are things for? Shangguan Wan'er looked at Simmons curiously like a curious baby, and then walked over and touched a few handfuls in Simmons's corner.

"Sleep! You lie down and try it? ”

Shangguan Wan'er turned around and glanced at Wu Zetian: "Your Majesty, the minister will find out first!" ”

After that, Shangguan Wan'er was like a great enemy, and lay on Simmons with a vigilant face.

Soon, Shangguan Wan'er was so frightened that she jumped off Simmons with a surprised face.

"What is this? Why is it so soft? ”

"Haha! It's Simmons! Fang Yi smiled proudly, "Q bomb is strong, you two fools are blessed!" I'll sleep outside tonight and give you this nice place!" ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he strode out of the cave, Fang Yi was still quite gentlemanly at this moment.

After Fang Yi left, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but look at each other: "Q...... Q bomb? Energetic? ”

……

Early in the morning, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er woke up to the aroma of food.

Shangguan Wan'er fully exposed her potential as a snack merchant, and almost drooled: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what is so fragrant?" ”

"That idiot must be preparing breakfast, I'll see when I get there!"

Shangguan Wan'er walked in the front, playing the role of opening the way, and quickly came to the entrance of the cave with Wu Zetian.

What caught the eyes of the two was three plates of claypot rice!

Shangguan Wan'er sniffed the aroma in the air carefully, and made sure that the aroma was wafting out of the claypot rice, and couldn't help but ask in surprise: "It's so fragrant and delicious!" At a glance, you know that it must be a delicacy in the world, fool, I didn't expect you to have such craftsmanship! ”

Fang Yi, who was busy tinkering with claypot rice, couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, go wash up!" ”

After washing, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't suppress the gluttony in her heart for a long time, and almost rushed to the side of a plate of claypot rice with the least amount: "Fool, is this rice famous?" ”

Perhaps accustomed to Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's Wen Crepe speaking style, Fang Yi was already not surprised, and even answered Shangguan Wan'er's question in Wen Crepe's words.

"Of course! The name of this rice is claypot rice! ”

"Phew"

The claypot rice in Shangguan Wan'er's hand fell to the ground, and her pretty face was full of horror: "Claypot ...... Claypot rice? Shaft! How wicked you are! ”

"I ...... What the hell am I...... If you don't eat it, you won't eat it, don't waste it! Shame on wasting food, don't you know? And also...... Groove ...... You're insane, aren't you? Why am I vicious again? Fang Yi's fierce reaction to Shangguan Wan'er was also confused by the second monk for a while.

Wu Zetian couldn't help but look up to the sky and cry, and two lines of tears slipped down from Wu Zetian's beautiful face: "Heaven always has good and bad rewards!" Why do you cook children? Aren't you afraid of retribution from heaven? ”

"What? Cooking for children? Fang Yi's heart couldn't help but float over ten thousand grass and mud horses.

Claypot rice? Are you really going to be a kid to cook rice?

So if you think about it this way, is it true that the person who makes the husband's cake and the wife's cake also uses his husband or wife to make the cake?

So if you think about it this way, does the person who cooks the head of the head need to kill people and then cut off other people's heads to cook?

So according to what you think, do you really have to go underground to catch a ghost and fry the ghost you caught?

It's ridiculous! Unreasonable! Nonsense!

Soon, Fang Yi slapped his head suddenly!

These two people! What a fool!

How can two fools who don't know what Simmons know what it is, how can they have the luxury of consciously knowing that claypot rice is not made by children?

"Alas!" Fang Yi sighed heavily, "I said...... Two aunts and grandmothers! Can we stop making such a fuss? Claypot rice! It's just the name of this dish! It's not really a child's cooking! Calm down! Do you think I'm the kind of person who eats human flesh? Even if, you say, on this desert island, let's just go, where am I going to catch a child to cook? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er ignored Fang Yi's explanation, and still kept kneeling towards the seaside in the distance, deeply repenting of their intention to eat claypot rice just now.

"Damn...... All right! I'm in a showdown! Actually, claypot rice! Not a human child in a pot! It's a little piglet in a pot......"

"Tell me earlier, you really are!"

"That's it! Mother-in-law and mother-in-law, what kind of system it becomes, it is difficult to achieve great things! ”

Before Fang Yi's words fell, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's attitudes changed three hundred and sixty degrees, and they quickly turned around, picked up a pot of leftover claypot rice, and began to eat elegantly.

"I'm ......" Fang Yi felt that he really couldn't accept the drastic change in the attitude of these two fools, "Hey...... Can't you wait for me to finish? ”

"Your Majesty, this claypot rice is quite delicious!"

"I think so, it's much better than those imperial chefs in the palace!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't have Bird Fang Yi at all, and the two kept commenting on the taste of this claypot rice.

Fang Yi was even more unhappy: "Hey, I'm talking to you!" You guys...... Can't he respect me a little bit? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er turned their heads and glanced at Fang Yi.

And then...... The two then continued to comment on the taste of the claypot rice.

"Your Majesty, this morning's claypot rice is much better than last night's roast mutton!"

"I think so, too! Roast lamb is oily and greasy, which is not conducive to my weight loss! ”

"Your Majesty has such a perfect body, how can you say that you can lose weight?"

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"......" Fang Yi was completely speechless.

Fang Yi reminded himself countless times in his heart that he once said that when a person is scheming with a fool, this person will also become a fool!

Bear with yourself! Endure! I endure! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shinobi!

But there is another sentence that says well, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back, the more you think about it, the more angry you become!

Fang Yi was in a state of getting angrier the more he thought about it at the moment.

I'm going to make claypot rice for the two of you early in the morning, how easy am I?

I was scolded by the two of you for nothing, and in the end I was ignored by the two of you?

Fang Yi slammed the empty plate in his hand on the ground: "Damn! I can't bear it anymore! ”

"......" Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi blankly.

And then......

"Your Majesty, the minister thought that there was a little more salt in the claypot rice for this!"

"Yes, too! A little more oil, too! ”

"......" Fang Yi was completely messy in the sea breeze.