Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi's way of roasting the whole sheep with interest.

At this time, Fang Yi used a shelf to hold the goat that had just been slaughtered by Shangguan Wan'er, and carefully sprinkled various spices and salt on the mutton.

Wu Zetian frowned: "Aiqing, is this salt?" ”

"Or else?" Fang Yi didn't reply, and responded to Wu Zetian angrily.

Wu Zetian's brows furrowed even more: "Is this frame iron?" ”

"Stainless steel!"

"What is stainless steel?"

"Okay...... It's iron now! ”

Shangguan Wan'er suddenly understood the deep meaning of Wu Zetian's words!

Shangguan Wan'er jumped up from the ground and carried a branch to Fang Yi's neck: "Bold! Dare to smuggle salt and iron! According to the law, when the nine clans are connected! ”

Fang Yi never thought that Shangguan Wan'er would suddenly attack him, and the salt in his hand even fell to the ground under the fright.

"What the hell am I...... Bootlegger, your sister! What age is it, do you still sell salt and iron, and you are nervous! I was so scared that the salt in Lao Tzu's hand fell off! ”

"Huh?" Shangguan Wan'er stubbornly took a step forward.

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly, thinking of the terrifying skills that Shangguan Wan'er showed during the day, Fang Yi's arrogant arrogance was suddenly extinguished.

"That...... I didn't sell it! In this place where birds don't, even if I want to sell to others, I have no object to sell......"

"Wan'er!" Wu Zetian shook his head at Shangguan Wan'er vaguely, signaling Shangguan Wan'er not to be impulsive.

Shangguan Wan'er then gave up and threw the branch in her hand into the fire.

"Lean ......"

Fang Yi sighed helplessly, and went to his salt field to dig up another bucket of salt.

"Aiqing, why is there so much salt?" Wu Zetian looked at the salt in Fang Yi's bucket and couldn't close his mouth in surprise.

"It's just salt making, is it difficult? Bring in the seawater, I add a little more, block the entrance, and wait until the water evaporates, isn't it all salt? Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a question mark on his face.

"So easy?"

"It's so easy!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at each other, a fool got the help of a fairy named GMO, and he actually mastered so many skills!

"Your Majesty, if you master this method...... The treasury will be greatly enriched, and we will have a war with Goguryeo! ”

Wu Zetian nodded heavily, at this moment, Wu Zetian already had the intention of recruiting Fang Yi!

Over time, the lamb begins to develop a burst of aroma.

Fang Yi brought over a clay pot, and then sprinkled the wine in the clay pot evenly on the mutton.

"What are you doing!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were in a hurry, and the two hurriedly snatched the clay pot in Fang Yi's hand.

"What are you doing?" Fang Yi looked at the two of them helplessly.

These two fools, don't always get sick when you roast your own sheep!

OK？

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er tightly guarded the clay pot behind them: "This is the wine of the Western Regions!" Isn't it a tyrannical thing for you to roast a sheep with this wine? ”

"That's it...... I usually use this wine to raise goldfish! ”

“！！”

Both of them stared at Fang Yi in disbelief, suspicion and horror.

"What's wrong? No? Lao Tzu's own wine, Lao Tzu can use it however he wants, even if you go to the toilet, it doesn't matter to you! The master is happy! ”

"It's easy to make this wine?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi suspiciously.

"Nonsense! Lao Tzu planted an acre of grapes by himself, and those grapes were used to make wine, and I couldn't drink them all in eight lifetimes alone! Questions? ”

"Grapes can still be grown here?"

"Why not! Lao Tzu planted genetically modified grapes! As long as there is soil, even if it is filled with seawater, it can be planted! Tens of thousands of catties of grapes on an acre of land are not a problem! ”

"In addition to grapes, Lao Tzu also planted genetically modified coconut, genetically modified oranges, genetically modified lychees, genetically modified cherries, there is nothing that cannot be planted, only what you can't imagine!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er listened to Fang Yi's words blankly, although the two of them didn't understand in many places, but after hearing the word "genetically modified" in Fang Yi's mouth again, it suddenly dawned on them!

It turns out that all this is really the Immortal helping this fool!

Sheep, roasted.

Wine, pour it.

Beauty, sit down.

Fang Yi sighed with emotion and stuffed a piece of mutton with a fork into his mouth.

What's the regret of having these on this desert island?

Speaking of regrets...... The only regret is that these two girls are fools and have problems with their heads.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er on the side, the two of them tasted the wine with relish and couldn't help but sigh.

"Sweet and sour, sweet and astringent, melt in the mouth, it's really fairy dew elixir!"

"Yes, Your Majesty! This wine is much better than last year's tribute from the Western Regions! ”

"If you can drink this wine every night before you go to bed, what more can you ask for!"

Shangguan Wan'er nodded in agreement.

Fang Yi on the side looked at the two with disdain.

Tribute from the Western Regions? Does this junk wine still need to be imported from abroad?

If you are allowed to drink hundreds of thousands of dollars a bottle of Lafite, you will not be able to jump on the spot?

The amount of food for the three of them was really average, and they only ate one leg of mutton at the end of a meal.

Under the angry expressions of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, Fang Yi threw all the remaining mutton into his reservoir to feed the fish.

Once you've had your fill of food and drink, the fun begins again!

"Come on, come on, let's continue to fight the landlord!"

Fang Yi took out his poker with great interest.

Wu Zetian laughed deeply: "There is no bet on the landlord, what's the point?" ”

"Oh?" Fang Yi laughed, "What do you want to bet on?" Or...... Lose and take off a dress? ”

Wu Zetian pressed Shangguan Wan'er, who was about to scold Fang Yi, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "It's very simple!" The jewelry on my head, the ornament on my waist, and Wan'er's body, each one is priceless! If we lose, we will pay off the debt with things, and if you lose, we will use the immortal things given to you by the genetically modified immortals to pay off the debt! ”

Fang Yi took out the lighter on his body: "You mean...... This thing? ”

"Exactly!"

Fang Yi glanced at the jewelry on Wu Zetian's head.

Although it is a prop for the crew...... But after all, it's also a beautiful thing.

Anyway, there is such a thing as a lighter...... There are still hundreds of boxes in the cave where I live...... There are thousands of them in each box, and even if you keep losing, you won't be able to lose until the next life!

"Good! Just as you say! Fang Yi nodded in agreement.

On the desert island at night, under the truth saying that a beautiful girl's luck will not be bad, Wu Zetian's pleasant voice is constantly floating.

"Grab the landlord!"

"Win!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Win again!"

Finally, after piling up a small hill built by a lighter around Wu Zetian, Fang Yi, who couldn't bear it, couldn't bear it anymore!

"Damn! It's you who wins every time! ”

"How?" Wu Zetian's beautiful face was full of smugness.

"You are hanging like this on a horse, do your family know?" Fang Yi had a somewhat angry meaning.

It wasn't that Fang Yi was angry with Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, but that he was angry at his luck.

A hand of 9 with the highest hand, how to win Wu Zetian?

Do you really want to use your ultimate skills and make a thousand?

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both looked at Fang Yi with puzzled expressions: "What do you mean?" ”

"Forehead ......" looked at the two people who couldn't understand modern words and were ill, Fang Yi thought about it and organized his own language, "You are very hanging, do you know?" ”

“……”

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became dull.

In the end, Shangguan Wan'er weakly broke the silence of the three: "Do you continue to fight the landlord?" ”

"Don't play, don't play!" Fang Yi waved his hand, then suddenly remembered something, and looked at Wu Zetian with ill will, "If you change to a different game, will you play backgammon?" ”

Wu Zetian shook his head blankly: "Unheard of!" ”

"That's great!" Fang Yi patted his thigh excitedly, "I lost so many lighters to you just now, I want to win it back, it just so happens that you can't play backgammon, you just give it to me, I'm too lazy to waste time!" ”

Wu Zetian couldn't help but open his cherry mouth wide: "What you say, what do you say?" What you do, what a man does? ”

"What...... What do you mean......" Fang Yi didn't react for a while, a little confused.

"Are you still what people say? Are you still doing what people do? ”

“……”

……

Late at night, Fang Yi lay alone on the lychee tree he planted.

Fang Yi picked a pebble-sized lychee casually, peeled the shell and cored it and stuffed it into his mouth, all in one go.

I have been trapped on this desert island for two years, and every time I want to leave the desert island in a self-made boat, I will be slapped back by an inexplicable wind and wave, and every time it is a waste of effort, and over time, I have given up the idea of escaping from the desert island.

But today, the appearance of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er rekindled Fang Yi's idea of escaping.

Chewing on the sweet and delicious lychee and looking up at the night sky, Fang Yi quickly discovered the abnormality of tonight!

I've been trapped here for two years, day or night, and I've never seen the moon!

But tonight!

The moon is in the sky!

What's going on? On a desert island, this can be called a vision of heaven and earth!

Does it mean that he can escape from this desert island through Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er?

Thinking of this, Fang Yi couldn't help but get excited.

But this excitement was poured cold water on it.

Those two guys, all fools!

Counting on two fools to take him out?

You might as well expect your carp to jump over the dragon gate and turn into a flying dragon to fly out of the river!

It seems that stupidity is really contagious, and after only one day of contact with them, he became as stupid as the two of them, and he actually pinned his hopes on two fools!

It's pitiful, pathetic, and lamentable!

It seems that we will have to keep a certain distance from them in the future!

and Fang Yi's mood is completely different!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, who were sitting in the cave, both had a trace of worry and uneasiness on their faces!

Because the two of them have now discovered a very serious trouble!