How can you not have a little fruit after a meal to refresh your stomach?

As a man, Fang Yi naturally would not eat like Wu Zetian and the others.

Soon, Fang Yi ate all the claypot rice on his plate, and took the initiative to get some fruit.

Wu Zetian, the empress of brocade clothes and jade food, served by 10,000 people.

Shangguan Wan'er, the treatment will not be much worse than that of Wu Zetian, the female prime minister.

The two of them had long been accustomed to being served by others, and they both felt that Fang Yi took the initiative to get some fruits over, and both of them felt that this was the right thing.

However, after seeing these various fruits picked by Fang Yi, the two of them couldn't calm down!

"Aiqing......" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi blankly.

"If you have something to say, say it!" Fang Yi rolled his eyes unceremoniously.

Aiqing? I love you sister!

To give you face, you're still in heaven, aren't you? In addition, that fool called you Your Majesty, you really think of yourself as Your Majesty, right?

You are so capable, why don't you go to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

You are so capable, why don't you go into the water and talk to Wang Bazu?

Of course, Wu Zetian didn't know what Fang Yi was thinking, and asked his question with a puzzled expression: "Is this a lychee?" ”

"Nonsense!"

"This is a cherry?"

"Or else?"

"Lychee and cherry...... How can we live together in the same place? ”

"Silly? Genetically modified! Genetically modified cherries, not to mention the north, can grow in the tropics! Genetically modified lychees, not to mention the south, can grow in the North Pole! ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi blankly, in their eyes, the words "tropical" and "arctic" in Fang Yi's mouth were nothing less than whimsical words, and the two of them couldn't understand them at all.

But after the two heard the word "genetically modified", they began to be relieved again.

It doesn't matter what kind of tropical or arctic he is, it turned out to be the fruit given to this fool by the genetically modified immortals!

There is a genetically modified immortal, and it has become common for dripping water to pass through stones and grow flowers at the bottom of the sea!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er knelt down towards the beach again, bowed their heads reverently, and clasped their palms together: "Thank you for the fruits given by the genetically modified immortals!" One day, when we return to the Central Plains, we will build a temple for the genetically modified immortals, and worship the genetically modified immortals as the immortals of the country! ”

“……”

Fang Yi couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth fiercely when he heard the pious words of the two.

Build a temple after returning to the Central Plains?

Do you the hell know that the first thing you will do after returning to the Central Plains is that you will be arrested and put in a psychiatric hospital?

Two fools, really hopeless!

After the ceremony, which could barely be called a prayer, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were ready to enjoy the delicious lychees and cherries.

Wu Zetian swept the almost fist-sized cherry in his hand, and looked at Fang Yi suspiciously: "Aiqing, why is this cherry so fat?" Ordinary cherries are only the size of roadside stones, and the size of this cherry is ...... It's a strange thing that it's far better than a fist! ”

"Speak human words!"

"Your cherry is too big, isn't it?"

......Fang Yi tried to recover from this strong sense of contrast, "genetically modified technology...... Forehead...... Do you think the results of genetically modified immortals still need to be questioned? If it's only the size of an ordinary cherry, it can't be called a genetically modified cherry! ”

Wu Zetian was relieved, and he became more and more curious about the mysterious "genetically modified immortals" in his heart.

Wu Zetian wiped the cherry in his hand with the corner of his clothes, and then took a bite lightly.

The sweet and delicious cherry juice ran down Wu Zetian's throat, and a trace of surprise appeared on Wu Zetian's face again: "It is worthy of being a masterpiece of genetically modified immortals!" This cherry ...... The combination of sweet and sour, the ratio of sweet and sour flavors is just right, it is the best cherry I have ever tasted! Aiqing, what is the yield of this kind of cherry? ”

"Output...... Fang Yi thought about it carefully, "I really haven't calculated this...... It's just that compared to ordinary cherries, my genetically modified cherries can bear fruit twice a year, and each time, the number of fruits is more than five times that of ordinary cherries, plus the size and weight of each fruit is almost fifteen times that of ordinary cherries...... What is the yield...... I'm not very good at math, I'm too lazy to do the math, you can do the math yourself! ”

“！！！”

Wu Zetian was stunned!

Good fellow, this cherry turns out to be better than a litter of rats!

After Shangguan Wan'er took a bite of the cherry, she gently pulled Wu Zetian's sleeve, and the essence of a foodie was exposed: "Your Majesty...... Can you ask this fool for some cherry seeds? ”

Wu Zetian quietly glanced at Fang Yi and nodded thoughtfully: "What Wan'er said is reasonable, bring some seeds back, and you will be able to eat such delicious cherries in the future, it is really a great joy in life!" ”

"I just don't know if this fool is willing to give ......"

"You call him a fool...... Wouldn't it be easy to cheat seeds from a fool? ”

"......" Fang Yi looked blankly at the two who were whispering.

Fang Yi couldn't think of what kind of operation this was even if he wanted to break his head!

Calling yourself a fool to your own face?

That's it!

Saying in front of yourself that you want to cheat seeds from your own fool?

Well, that's it!

What's ...... How easy is it?

Are you still human? Is it really so unconsiderable?

After Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er reached an agreement, they turned their heads to look at Fang Yi: "Aiqing......"

"Don't even think about it!" Fang Yi didn't wait for Wu Zetian to finish speaking, and rejected Wu Zetian in one bite.

Wu Zetian really didn't expect Fang Yi's attitude to be so firm: "There is no room for negotiation at all?" ”

"This ......" Fang Yi thought about it carefully, and suddenly a wicked smile rose at the corner of his mouth, "Aiqing?" Unless you say you love me, I'll consider saying it to the genetically modified immortals, and then give you some seeds! ”

"Dare to make a fool of the people!" Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but be furious, carrying two fist-sized cherries and about to knock Fang Yi's head.

Fang Yi, who has already been beaten by Shangguan Wan'er once, naturally knows how powerful Shangguan Wan'er is this little girl, don't look at the little girl's eighteen or nineteen-year-old appearance, don't be too cruel to start!

"Hey, hey, hey! Wait! The gentleman doesn't move his hands! Don't do it, if you do, I'll be in a hurry with you! Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er with a vigilant expression, perhaps worried that Shangguan Wan'er would attack him, and hurriedly took a few steps back.

Shangguan Wan'er saw Fang Yi's appearance as if he was facing a great enemy, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth: "I'm a little woman, I'm not a gentleman!" ”

"You!" Fang Yi was speechless for a while, looking at the extremely arrogant Shangguan Wan'er, Fang Yi had another plan, "Hmm...... If you don't want to say it...... Let this subordinate of yours speak...... I'm okay with that, too! ”

"You...... Shameless! Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but blush.

Unlike Shangguan Wan'er's shameful and indignant intersection, Wu Zetian's eyes lit up.

There is a good saying, dead friends don't die poor!

As long as you don't let yourself say it...... Wu Zetian thinks it's all right!

What's more, just saying "love you", and not doing the kind of thing that specifically "loves you", and saying a word and not getting pregnant, what are you afraid of?

Your Majesty, isn't it used to sink into the water at a critical moment?

Thinking of this, Wu Zetian also began to feel at ease about this decision in his heart: "Aiqing said this? ”

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!"

"Wan'er! Let's go! Wu Zetian waved his hand.

"Your Majesty......"

"Wan'er, it's time for you to worry about the country!"

"Yes! Minister...... Even if you die, you won't give up! ”

Fang Yi was dumbfounded.

Didn't you just talk about it? Worried about the country? How can it be the same as sacrificing one's life for the country?

"Alright, alright...... To you, to you...... Really! ”

Fang Yi glared at the two of them angrily, took out a bag of seeds from his pocket and threw it to Wu Zetian.

"Why are there so many differences in seed morphology?" Wu Zetian looked at the bag of seeds in his hand in surprise.

"Nonsense, the types are different, and they must look different!"

"What kind of seeds are these?" Shangguan Wan'er also came over curiously.

"This ...... I don't know either...... Anyway...... Cherry...... Lychee...... Dragon's Eye...... Grapes...... Bananas...... Watermelon...... Pistachios...... The whole nine yards! As for which one corresponds to what variety of fruit...... Hey, don't you know if you plant them all? ”

"These are all masterpieces of genetically modified immortals?"

"It's like a fake!"

"God bless me Da Zhou!" Wu Zetian wept bitterly and knelt down to the beach in the distance again, "With such fruits, the edible things of my people of the Great Zhou have surged, whether the wind and rain are smooth or not, the people of my Great Zhou have edible things, the country and the people are safe, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and I can also carry out the Zen celebration like the Qin Emperor, Han Wu and the first emperor!" ”

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian's back with a puzzled expression.

This fool......

You call her stupid, right?

She's not stupid, and she knows a little bit of history.

Before Wu Zetian, it was true that only three emperors, Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty, had held a ceremony to seal Zen.

Even the founding emperors of Han Gaozu, Emperor Wen of Sui, and Gaozu of Tang Dynasty never held a celebration of Zen enthronement!

But you say she's not stupid, right?

She's silly, cute, silly sad.

Not to mention the fascination with acting, I don't know about the genetically modified technology that has spread all over the world, and I don't even know Simmons, a household product.

Isn't this a fool what?

This fool who calls himself Wu Zetian...... It's so stupid that there is no cure, the one who calls himself Shangguan Wan'er......

Thinking of this, Fang Yi couldn't help but quietly glance at Shangguan Wan'er.

Shangguan Wan'er at this time is different, Shangguan Wan'er didn't feel anything like Wu Zetian "God bless me Da Zhou", Shangguan Wan'er was ...... at this time

"Huh...... Delicious! This cherry is so delicious! Well! Delicious! The grapes are delicious, too! Wow! This pomegranate is even tastier! ”

Shangguan Wan'er's small mouth was already stuffed with all kinds of fruits, and even so, Shangguan Wan'er was still desperately stuffing other fruits into her mouth.

"Poof"

Fang Yi almost burst out laughing.

Well, I still have too much expectations for you after all, and you're not much better!

You are also a hopeless fool!

You are both hopelessly fools!