Fang Wenchong was silent for a long time and then suddenly asked: "A once-in-a-century genius can only appear in the martial arts of the rivers and lakes, but I am very puzzled, can today's young people still do such a thing?" ”

Duan Mingyu grinned and said: "Of course, don't mention the internal force, hidden weapons or anything, the deepest one in kung fu is called a point point, it is a coincidence, and this champion is also a little bit clear." ”

Of course, Wang Aiqing knew that Duan Mingyu had martial arts, but Fang Wenchong was skeptical: "Just you, will you?"

Duan Mingyu rolled Fang Wenchong's eyes, what's the matter, you still don't believe it, do you? Duan Mingyu said angrily: "Do you want to show you how many hands this champion has practiced immediately?"

"Please look at it, the second set of eye care cāo, start now, rub the Tian yīn acupoint, squeeze the eye Ming acupoint, rub the four white acupoints, one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, change the posture, come again, well, and finally come to a big move: press the temple chakra to scrape the eye sockets!"

Everyone in the audience fainted collectively: "......"

Wang Aiqing coughed and said: "What martial arts are not martial arts, General Ben just wants to make a lot of money, live in a mansion, and visit the kiln every day, so that he can live up to his happy life!"

Duan Mingyu immediately raised his face and educated Wang Aiqing: "Aiqing, life is not living, you have a drink to drink, a bite to eat, a big house to live in, and a luxury car to drive, the most important thing in life is to live with the person who loves you and the person you love forever."

"Shame on the general!" Wang Aiqing bowed her head and felt embarrassed.

"By the way, speaking of this, this champion suddenly thought, we are no longer the previous government soldier system, the government soldiers can cultivate by themselves, but what we need now is a permanent army, not a half-peasant and half-soldier government soldiers, so the personal problems of the soldiers need to be solved urgently, this war can't be said to start one day, leave a seed, and keep a little incense It's also good!" Duan Mingyu chattered for a long time, sighing for a long time, very emotional.

"Understood, Duan Gongzi means that the soldiers will sacrifice themselves for the motherland at any time, and the permanent troops don't have enough time to fall in love, so it's a big problem, right?" Fang Wenchong really deserved to be a talent handpicked by Duan Mingyu, and he hit the nail on the head at once.

"Yes, yes, that's what this son meant, Fang Wenchong, this champion wants to immediately post an emergency notice in the barracks, as for the content! I say, you write. "Duan Mingyu has a lot of ideas, but there are more search ideas!

After Fang Wenchong finished grinding the ink, he wrote it unhurriedly, first of all, two big words: notice.

As Duan Mingyu said every word, Fang Wenchong's pen moved, and finally saw dozens of big characters densely written on a piece of paper: Tomorrow's exam, subject: love and love, purpose: inheritance, content: do in the wild, location: the grass by the river, requirements: bring your own straw mat, no underwear, no bra, two in a group, fast movements, and handsome posture.

Duan Mingyu nodded: "Well, yes, this champion will mention another couplet, the upper link is the male hero single-handedly entering the bottomless pit, and the lower link is the heroine who captures the one-eyed dragon on both sides." Add a horizontal batch, "****!" ”

The crowd was decisively messed up in the wind......

At that time, I was thundered for a day, and Xiao Ming's father took Xiao Ming to dinner.

"Childe, we have a special cook in the barracks!" Wang Aiqing raised his hand in a low voice.

"Ahem, what kind of dishes can this chef cook?" Duan Mingyu asked.

"Childe, here's the menu!" Wang Aiqing hurriedly handed the menu to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu took the menu and looked at it for a long time, and finally ordered the various dishes on the menu randomly, and muttered while ordering: "Fried chicken, braised fish, stewed mushroom soup, pork knuckle, five-spice balls...... Don't do any of the above, just make me three bowls of ramen!

Fang Wenchong and Wang Aiqing raised their middle fingers together: "Your sister ......"

"When is this time, why can't I have the ramen I want? I've been waiting for this for a long time! Duan Mingyu was so hungry that his mind was dizzy, and he asked weakly.

A fire-headed soldier ran in and reported, "Don't worry, don't worry, the master is pulling!" ”

Sure enough, after a while, the kitchen master walked into the barracks with three bowls of hot noodles and said enthusiastically: "This is what I just pulled!" It's still steaming! Please eat, please eat! ”

In one sentence, Duan Mingyu and the three of them vomited together, what are you doing, you pulled, steaming hot water, let's eat! What kind of is this, I have no appetite for it!

……

Duan Mingyu was in a very bad mood, because he was going to hold a parent-teacher conference for Yang Zhaoniang today, and the ins and outs of the matter were that Yang Zhaoniang didn't study well all day in the school, and Mr. Teaching was very angry, so Duan Mingyu was going to lose face, and this matter had to be hidden from Wan Yanyan, otherwise Yang Zhaoniang would definitely be hungry for three days, and the consequences would be very serious.

Fortunately, Duan Mingyu knew deeply that a woman didn't come home, she told her husband that he slept with a female friend, and her husband called her best 10 friends, and absolutely none of them knew about it! If a man doesn't come home and he tells his wife that he sleeps with one of his brothers, and her wife calls his 10 best friends, and eight good brothers make sure his husband sleeps at their house...... 2 others said "his husband is still with him".

After Duan Mingyu gave his subordinates a unified answer, he arrived at the door of the school with a sad face.

Duan Mingyu was accustomed to going to the shop next to the school to buy a pack of home-produced Great China cigarettes, and waited for a while to hand two to Mr. Jiaoshu to relieve the tense atmosphere.

When Duan Mingyu was giving money, he found that there were two pennies missing in his pocket, and Duan Mingyu was embarrassed, so he said to the shopkeeper: You can also collect 2 pennies, find me a whole number! ”

The shopkeeper said indifferently: "I'm sorry, we have to post it ourselves if we lose a penny." ”

Duan Mingyu waved the folding fan in his hand, pointed at the shopkeeper's nose, and angrily pointed at the shopkeeper's nose and said, "Will you do things? What can I buy?! What can you buy, you can tell me. ”

The shopkeeper smiled indifferently: "You can buy a pack of rat poison for two pennies, and after poisoning your whole family, you can still have half of it left!" ”

"You little guy, why are you so rude, I paid for him for this brother's two cents!" At the critical moment, there were always good people who stepped forward, and a sāo, the reader of the bag walked in gracefully, smiled at Duan Mingyu with a friendly smile, and at the same time, threw two big coins to the counter.

The man finished buying a cigarette in the store and lit one on the spot

Duan Mingyu decisively handed a cigarette to the scholar, "Come on, brother, smoke one!" ”

The shopkeeper continued: "Sir, please snuff out your cigarette, we don't allow smoking here. ”

Duan Mingyu said suspiciously, "Didn't you buy this cigarette here?" ”

The shopkeeper said, "So what? We also sell paper here. ”

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