Knock knock knock......

The four strong men exerted all their strength and hammered the cowhide drum hard, and the loud drum sound shook the ears of the people in front of them and numb.

Boom Boom Boom Boom ......

The neat sound of drums overshadowed the chaotic crowd, and one by one they closed their mouths and turned their heads in unison.

I heard another gong, a 'bang', and a thick flame burst out from the wooden platform in front of the dojo.

The flames burned more and more fiercely, and in the blink of an eye, they burned around the platform, and when the fire cracked loudly, everyone remembered that there was a monk chanting scriptures on the Dharma platform inside.

With a shout, the crowd turned around in a mess, looking for something to put out the fire.

said that it was too late, but I heard a crisp bell ringing in the fire, followed by a heart-filled scolding.

"Where is the evil spirit, dare to spread joy in the poor monk's dojo, come today, then stay! Eat me with a stick! ”

There was a bang, followed by a series of whirring and shouting sounds, and the people outside originally wanted to come over to put out the fire, but they stopped hesitantly when they heard the sound.

The dog hurriedly winked at Zhao Zhutou, and made another gesture, and he rushed into the crowd with a group of catchers, blocking the front, holding sheathed waist knives one by one, shouting loudly for everyone to retreat.

"All stand back, all step back! The master is fighting with the monster, don't disturb him! ”

"Speaking of you, what are you squeezing forward, don't regret that the master's mana hurts you!"

A group of ferocious hunters drove everyone in a mess, and retreated three steps back before giving up.

When they stopped, they jumped to their feet and raised their heads one by one to look at the rare scene of the mage catching ghosts in the dojo.

I saw that inside the red tongue of fire, a bald monk wearing a big red robe, holding a big black iron rod smashed one place in the east and swept one in the west, and his tossing head was full of sweat.

The noon sun is thick, a few rays of sunlight are hanging down, shining on the big bald head of the idiot, the golden light actually reflects a layer of hazy light, from a distance it looks like the gods and Buddhas in the painting.

Looking at the people outside the stadium, several devout Buddha believers immediately knelt down and began to kowtow when they chanted "The monk came to the world, Amitabha Buddha".

The slogan of "Divine Monk Descends to the World" was already known to the whole audience in a few breaths, and if it weren't for the fact that the dog was carrying a bucket full of vegetable oil and secretly pouring oil into it, it would have been mixed in and shouted happily with them.

Listening to the louder and louder slogans, the dog gasped heavily.

"Brother Zhao, stop! If you burn it again, you will really burn the great monk! ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly straightened his waist and slapped his back twice before saying: "Straight thief, the wood in this lower layer is actually wet, thanks to our constant oil pouring, otherwise it will really be exposed!" ”

The dog laughed and pointed at the people who shouted with red faces: "It's okay to extinguish, this Dharma is completed, and then it's up to the great monk!" Straight lady thief, this thief bald donkey actually broke the Dharma platform, oops, my wooden fish! Bald donkey, hurry up and stop me! ”

The idiot who had been paying attention to the dog's gestures, saw this and quickly stopped, just tired of wielding, accidentally stepped on the air with his left foot, and the big iron rod smashed on the altar.

There was a bang, and a few thigh-thick brackets were smashed into two pieces by the big iron rod, and the incense burner and futon on it were sprinkled with broken wooden boards, and they knew that something was wrong, and sure enough, the little dog jumped on his feet and scolded himself for being a thief and a bald donkey, so he had to take the Zen staff, wiped the sweat on his head, and pinched a gesture to say Amitabha.

The sweat is gone, the halo is gone, and the people who shouted "God and Buddha come to the world" also stopped.

Zhao Zhutou hugged the irritable dog and said, "Little dog, little dog, don't break the law!" ”

Angrily, he threw the idiot a look of settling accounts after the autumn, and then turned around and jumped off the platform.

Seeing this, Zhao Zhutou hurriedly gestured to the catcher who was carrying the gong behind.

"Bang bang! Fellow villagers of the four fangs, the demon has been subdued by the mage, hurry up and follow the old man home quickly! ”

At the same time, in the Bo Hall of the county government office, Sun Zhu Bo was holding a cup of tea, listening to a government official in front of him with a smile, talking about a few big men making trouble in the court, and the people were panicking to slip away.

I heard a rush of footsteps coming from outside the door, and when I turned my head to look, I saw that it was Song Dongming, a powerful subordinate.

"Dongming, you're here just in time, come and listen to the excitement in this Xicheng dojo! Hahaha. ”

Song Dongming looked at Sun Zhubo in embarrassment, and only waited for him to finish laughing before he said: "Master, things seem to have changed outside!" ”

Master Sun was stunned for a moment, waved away the previous servant and said, "What's the situation?" ”

Song Dongming gritted his teeth and stepped forward to say to him.

When he heard Zhao Zhutou lighting the vegetable oil and leading the wooden planks of the dojo, his face instantly turned blue, and he scolded in his throat:

"A bunch of fools, obviously deliberately set fire, where did the monster breathe fire, no one can see this? A bunch of blind people! Read on! ”

Looking at his angry appearance, Song Dongming smiled in his heart, I messed up the mess, and you two don't want to do it.

"Later, the big monk was dancing with a Zen stick in the fire ring, I don't know how, a halo rose behind his head, although it was just a short time, the people in this workshop began to shout 'the monk came to the world', this group of fools is really so foolish and ruthless, the big monk is tired and can't stand still there shouting what 'the monk is a monk', I see, this idiot may be the wild monk from the mountain col, I can't even say that there is no degree! Why don't we find a reason to arrest him and ask him about it? ”

"Idiot! Why are you still arresting him, you are not afraid of provoking scolding, I am still afraid! ”

Song Dongming stuck out his tongue and quickly stood aside.

That Sun Zhubo was still on fire in his heart, and drank a pot of tea in one breath before saying: "I don't know where this Liu stunned picked up such a monk, by the way, where are Sizhi and Qilang?" ”

Song Dongming hurriedly said: "I heard that I was running outside looking for people to save those few captured splashes!" ”

"Idiots, a bunch of idiots, send someone to call them back!" The fire that Master Sun had just extinguished suddenly burst out again: "What kind of juncture is this, people have set up nets to arrest them, and they are still jumping there, aren't they afraid of provoking fire?" Stupid fools, quickly call these two fools back, lest they be too late to find us and cause a smell! ”

Song Dongming, who was in front of the hall, saw the two of them being scolded, and his heart was happy, but he pretended to be anxious on his face, and walked out with a roar after bowing twice.

This grandson is still there scolding the two of them for being stupid, scolding, his throat is a little thirsty, he pours water into the teacup when he lifts the teapot, only pours out a little bit of water and is gone, and his heart is not happy to carry the teapot and shake it vigorously there, with a snap, the wire rope that ties the ear of the teapot is vigorously shaken away by him.

Looking at the teapot that fell on the table, the big belly was facing up, dripping around, so angry that he grabbed the teapot and fell to the ground.

With a snapping sound, the small wooden hammer in the dog's hand broke into two pieces, and the distressed dog twitched.

The idiot on the side said embarrassedly: "This peach wood hammer is a little crispy without tossing!" ”

"Don't explain too much, deduct from your money! Fortunately, the wooden fish is not damaged, otherwise a tael of silver will not share you! ”

The idiot hurriedly said: "Don't be a puppy, I still have a small elm hammer there to take out and use!" ”

"Show me," the dog said, stretching out his hand.

The big monk hurriedly jumped down from the bunk, and in a back basket for a while, the torn cotton wool was pulled out again, and the dog quickly pinched his nose.

"Found it, found it!" The big monk walked over excitedly with a small black hammer and said, "What a puppy, this little wooden hammer has been with me for many years, and it is much better than this broken peach hammer!" ”

The dog said in disgust: "This is also dirty!" ”

The great monk touched his head awkwardly and said, "There is some dust, just wash it!" ”

"Do you have anything else?" The dog asked, still a little disgusted.

"No, I only have this wooden hammer, wooden fish, but there is another one!" The great monk replied.

"Forget it, that's it, this old man bought it for his family, and the old dizzy estimate can't look very carefully."

"By the way, apart from this wooden fish, what other magic weapon do you have with a wooden hammer?"

The great monk shook his head and said, "Only this one is the one I bought today!" ”

"I don't know how you are a monk, you don't even have a decent monk's robe!"

The two of them were muttering there, when they heard a soft female voice from outside the room.

"Master, Xiao Langjun! The feast has been prepared, and the county lieutenant invites you to come early! ”

The dog hurriedly responded, then stuffed the wooden hammer into the baggage and replied: "I know the little lady, let's go out immediately!" ”

got up, took a cotton handkerchief, dipped it in water, wet it on his face, wiped it indiscriminately, and went out with the idiot.

I saw a fifteen or sixteen-year-old lady in the courtyard, wearing a lake-green cotton skirt, holding a lantern, squatting sideways for a thousand blessings, and then led the two of them to the inner house of the back ya.

After entering a door, I passed more than a dozen large and small houses, and then I arrived at the gate of a cross-courtyard, and I was bumping into Zhao Zhutou who was chatting with the doorman.

The two dogs hurriedly bowed their hands, and the three of them followed the little lady into the courtyard together.

Along the way, I saw several strange-looking big stones, and passed by a green bamboo forest before I arrived in front of a corridor.

The ground illuminated by the two rows of red lanterns on the left and right was as bright as day, and in front of the corridor stood four male servants in small hats, blue cotton robes, and shoes of brand new materials.

Seeing that the guests came, the four male servants arched their hands in unison, Zhao Zhutou returned the salute, and the dogs and idiots behind also returned the salute.

"Several, please come with me!"

A taller servant in front of him stretched out his hand and led a few people into the house, and the dog hurriedly dragged the stunned idiot in.

Antique calligraphy and painting screens, swords, good knives, armor, and dogs are dazzling.

It's nothing, the more you go inside, the more rare things there are.

After entering five or six gates, the servant who led the way stopped and turned back and said, "When you arrive, please take a seat!" ”

took care of a few people and sat at the table.

Looking up, more than a dozen one-person-tall plum blossoms are actually blooming brightly in winter, and the pink flowers can smell a fragrance from afar.

Look at the banquet, five or six plates of green vegetables, four or five trays of delicious fruits and a few jars of wine on the table, and then look at this side, cooked sheep, cooked goose, cooked chicken, boiled meat, all so that the vermilion plate is full, in the center of a fragrant carp, stunned where to put it, leading the dog to swallow saliva for a while.