Listening to the dull sound of the cowhide drum, the idiot who stepped on the Dharma platform hurriedly meditated on the futon, twisted up the three incense sticks in front of him, lit them from the fire candle on the side, shook off the flames and left only the smoke, and bowed to the heavens and inserted them in the copper incense burner in front of him.

Taking advantage of the effort of bowing his head and inserting incense, he peeked at the people around him out of the corner of his eye, and saw that all the pious faces were also folded and palms were bowed, and when he saw the dog, okay! Wooden fish.

The wooden hammer struck on the hollow wooden fish, and the crisp sound of the bang was heard far away, and the originally chaotic crowd gradually quieted down.

Come and go, go and go, this life and the next life will go to the dust.

Although the wooden fish is not big, but the sound can be heard clearly by everyone present, the idiot turned the rosary in his hand, reciting obscure Buddhist scriptures, which old people who believe in Buddhism don't care whether the ground is cold or not, learn to be an idiot, sit cross-legged on the ground, close his eyes and recite the Buddha name in his mouth.

Originally, the dog was worried that three or four thousand people would not be able to hear it, but as soon as the Dharma was opened, the quiet surroundings even heard the sound of Dasha's fart in their ears.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the most prosperous moment of the day, the head is a clear sky, there is no cloud, the sun is warm and people just want to fall asleep, and then listen to the rhythmic percussion sound of the great monk, the two eyelids can't stop fighting, look at the left and right one by one quietly look at the stage.

The dog covered his mouth with a sigh, trying to find a place to sleep, and was about to turn away, when he suddenly heard a ghost crying wolf crying from a distance at the gate of the west city.

Then there were four or five men, shouting and running towards the dojo.

The originally quiet crowd craned their necks to look at them one by one, and the sound of noisy discussions followed.

The hum was getting louder and louder, and it overshadowed the idiots who were chanting prayers on the altar.

"Run, folks, the dead on the mass grave are deceiving the corpses again!"

"Cheated the corpse, cheat the corpse, run!"

Looking at several men with exaggerated expressions, some crying, some shouting, running closer and closer to the crowd, which timid women, hearing their shouting, nervously turned around and wanted to run home.

Seeing that a good ritual was about to be disrupted by these men, he was just about to call the great monk down, when he heard a gong sound, and a group of people holding waist knives rushed out of the oblique stabbing to stop these big men.

From the beginning of the ritual, Zhao Zhutou, who had disappeared without a trace, did not know that he walked out of that corner with his teeth picked.

"After laying a long sky net, I finally caught this gang of thieves and rats, fools!"

From a distance, these men were tossed to death by this gang of arresters, their mouths and noses were broken, streams of blood flowed out, and they were still holding their blood-stained teeth and shouting loudly, "The ghost is coming, the ghost is coming!" Then he was kicked and fainted by the fierce catcher, and the dog's legs and stomachs began to spin.

Seeing that a few fainting men were quickly tied up with a rope by the crowd, and not at ease, he took out the big iron leaf flail and stuck his head, so he relieved himself to call three carts, two of them lifted, clanged, and threw them into the car board, the whip flicked, and there was a crisp sound out of thin air, and the carriage returned to the yamen.

Thousands of onlookers shuddered in unison, and when they looked at the officials who were doing business, they changed their appearances, and even their eyes were a little strange.

"Idiot!" The words that were held in my heart finally came out, and my legs and stomachs immediately stopped turning.

glanced at Zhao Zhutou, who still had a smug face next to him, and a nameless fire rose from his stomach to his head.

"Idiot!"

didn't dare to shout directly at him, so he had to turn sideways and scold viciously at the three departing carriages.

"It's a drop, it's a drop! Hahaha, in the past few days, we have found a few splashy and broken households, talking about ghosts eating people in crowded places all day long, and asking for their lives. Leaving a few idiots around to chew their tongues, I thought they would come to make trouble, and I just took this good opportunity to catch them all, hahaha! ”

Seeing his smug appearance of laughing with his knife crossed, the dog regretted it for a while.

I knew that this thing would suddenly appear, and this morning I should have rejected the additional conditions put forward by the extra.

One uses an old mulberry wood fish, and the price is three taels of silver, and if it is used to complete this ritual again, the price is five taels of silver!

blame yourself for being greedy for money, and regret that you shouldn't be greedy for those two taels of silver.

Looking sideways, Zhao Zhutou was still laughing happily, and the dog couldn't help but purr.

"Woe to you, you're still giggling there!"

The fast catcher was really sharp-eyed and sharp-eared, and the dog muttered softly, and he listened to it in his ears, only to see him turn around, staring at the dog and saying, "What did you say?" What's wrong? ”

The dog pursed his lips and pointed to the chaotic people who no longer had the heart to see what was going on, and said, "Look at them! ”

Zhao Zhutou frowned, he didn't see anything after watching it a few times, and turned around and said, "They are all asking what happened just now!" There's nothing wrong with that! ”

The dog rolled his eyes and pointed, and the outer circle closest to the group of troublemakers said, "Send someone to hear what they are talking about!" ”

Then he turned and pointed to the few people who had already begun to leave: "Why did they leave?" ”

Zhao Zhutou on the side frowned, stretched out his hand and shouted a few catchers to run to inquire about the news, and after a while, a few catchers ran back and said: "They are all discussing the matter of a few men shouting dead people and cheating corpses just now!" ”

"The few people who left said that they were unwell and couldn't bear the cold and wanted to go home to rest!"

Zhao Zhutou was fast, only listened to these two sentences, he understood, turned around and pulled the dog and said anxiously: "Little dog, hurry up and think of a way, this disaster has happened, this law has been lost, and the county lieutenant Liu in the yamen will not let go of his brother!" ”

The dog sighed and stretched out his hand and said: "If there is one, there will be two, now there are only one or two families leaving, and after a while, everyone will know the news, how many people will stay here?" Look at those few Buddha believers, who still has the heart to follow the great monk to chant the scriptures? ”

Zhao Zhutou said with a wry smile: "My original intention was to take the opportunity to catch these people who are making trouble behind the scenes, I really didn't want to mess up this legal matter!" ”

Looking at his sad face, and then thinking that he usually takes care of himself, he complained to him: "Brother Zhao, I know that you are thinking about catching thieves, and I can understand it, but these neighbors don't know, seeing that you are ruthless, I thought it was a gag order issued by the yamen, and the big guy didn't let him know!" ”

"Puppy, think of a way!"

Seeing another group of people leaving the field, Zhao Zhutou was anxious, grabbing the dog's hand and shaking it straight.

The dog pursed his lips and said angrily at Zhao Zhutou: "Don't shake it, if you shake my head again, I will be dizzy." ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly let go, looking at the dog expectantly with a pair of big eyes.

Seeing the chaos and noise of the thousands of people below, the idiots on the Dharma platform still looked expressionless, and recited the requiem scriptures consistently with their eyes closed.

Look at the big iron rod quietly behind the futon, black and shining, the dog squinted and said: "If you can't write it, you will come to martial arts!" ”

Zhao Zhutou on the side hurriedly asked, "How did you come to martial arts?" ”

The dog said, "Stick out your ears, and I'll tell you in detail." ”

Muttering and discussing, Zhao Zhutou nodded fiercely with a gloomy face and said: "Where is County Lieutenant Liu, I will talk to him in detail, if there is anything, I will take care of it!" As long as you can complete this ritual, you can do it boldly! ”

Seeing the loud beating of his chest, the dog nodded, turned around and jumped on the wooden board and onto the altar.

"The great monk Mo Nian, the situation has changed his tricks!"

The idiot was stunned for a moment, looked around, turned his head to the dog and asked, "What trick?" ”

The dog stretched out his finger and pointed at the big iron rod and said, "Catch ghosts with strength!" ”

The idiot nodded with a smile.

The dog made a gesture to tell him to pay attention to the greeting and rolled over and jumped off the stage.

Nodding at Zhao Zhutou, he squeezed into the crowd with his head covered, and regardless of the chaotic people around him, he ran directly to the northern slope, where there was a simple tent made of wood, and two or three catchers were guarding the left and right, and there were some bits and pieces in it.

The dog said hello to the two of them, got inside, and rummaged through it for a while before snorting and moving out a jar of vegetable oil.

It's about forty pounds, and I can barely lift it, but looking at the two curious catchers on the left and right, the dog's eyes rolled and said: "Two brothers, Zhao Zhutou urgently needs this jar of vegetable oil, the kid really can't lift it, help, send it over!" ”

A bearded catcher on the left said sullenly: "I can help you, but you have to tell me, what are you doing with this thing?" Do you want to cook? ”

The catcher on the right pointed at him and laughed: "Idiot, there is no pot and bowl here where to cook rice, and besides, so many people have to eat a big pot to cook enough!" ”

The previous catcher quickly asked: "Then you say, what is he doing with vegetable oil?" ”

Next to him: "If I can guess thoroughly, I won't only be responsible for guarding materials every time I go on a business trip!" ”

The previous catcher pouted: "I also look at the materials!" ”

Seeing the crowd walking away in a chaotic manner, the dog didn't have the time to talk nonsense with these two fools, so he hurriedly hugged his fists and said: "Two brothers, the people who guard the materials are not some profiteering cadres, Nuo, just now Zhao Zhutou praised the two of you to the kid, saying that you two are diligent and responsible!" Okay, two brothers, let's talk about it when we get back urgently, please trouble which brother to move this can of oil! ”

The two of them said in unison: "Let me come!" ”

Dogs: ......

In a remote corner of the dojo, Zhao Zhutou ordered his subordinates to arrange everything early, and waited for the dog to come.

I was waiting for a hurry when I saw the dog with two catchers, one lifting a gong and the other carrying a can, and ran over in a hurry, and didn't have time to pay attention to the two catchers, so he dragged the dog over and said, "Where have you been, we are all waiting for you to send a signal!" ”

The dog said: "The kid went to find a jar of vegetable oil, and after a while, he sent someone to secretly pour it into the surroundings of this dojo, and when he heard the sound of the gong, he lit a fire at the same time!" ”

Zhao Zhutou is not as stupid as those two catchers, he understood when he saw the vegetable oil, and he was relieved, so he pointed to the idiots on the stage and said worriedly: "The fire will be on fire for a while, what should the master do?" ”

The dog said: "Don't worry, he's not stupid, he can't burn!" ”

Zhao Zhutou nodded.

The two of them watched as they crowded into a bunch of three or five and only cared about the noise, and no one paid attention to the people in the stands, so they looked at each other and said:

"Let's get started!"