Chapter 25 Exploring Huaguo Mountain (1)

Two days later, Mei Zheren and the other six people settled down. The clothes specially made for the two brothers Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi were also made.

After breakfast, Mei Zheren called Zhuge into the house and asked:

"Master Zhuge , how do you feel about the few days you have been the county magistrate for me?"

"Master Mei, you don't want to settle accounts with the Queen of Autumn and punish me, right?" Zhuge said secretly.

"You're thinking too much. I want to ask you what you discovered in the past few days, such as where there was a big case, whose family had any grievances, and so on. Mei Zheren said.

"I haven't heard of that. We are all people from other places, and to put it bluntly, we are all drifters. Zhuge said secretly.

"Flower drift? What it is, how I've never heard of it. Mei Zheren said.

"I know that." Sun Xiaosheng walked over and said.

"Ma'am, do you know what that means?" Mei Zheren asked Sun Xiaosheng.

"Of course I know, the flower scoop just floats down like a flower, and there is no sound when it lands, this kind of kung fu must be very good." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Really? Is this the Flower Drift? Mei Zheren looked at Sun Xiaosheng and then at Zhuge Dark.

"Of course it is, otherwise what else could it be, could it be osmanthus cake?" Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Madam, I think osmanthus cake is better." Mei Zheren said.

"Master Zhuge , tell me, what is Huapiao?" Sun Xiaosheng asked Zhuge Dark.

"Lord Mei, princess, flower drifting is neither kung fu nor osmanthus cake." Zhuge said secretly.

"What's that?" Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Hua Piao is a person who comes to work in Huaguo County from other places. If your hometown is not here, you are a person who has no roots, and you can only drift. Zhuge said secretly.

"That's it. You scholars, you speak too out of tune. I'd better find Brother Zhang Deaf and them to practice kung fu. Sun Xiaosheng said.

Sun Xiaosheng jumped out of the window. Zhuge secretly said to Mei Zheren:

"Lord Mei, has the Red Apple Princess always been so arrogant? I have seen it several times, and the door is open in the house, but the princess does not leave the door, but wants to jump out of the window.

Those few times, in front of others, I was embarrassed to ask. Now the two of us, you tell me what the reason is. Zhuge said secretly.

"Hey, that's it, just get used to it. She's always been like that. I suspect that she is a monkey and jumps around every day.

It's not just me, Mrs. Zhang, Zhao Qiao, Wang Chao, and Ma Khan are all different. It's not surprising that you've seen a lot. Mei Zheren said.

"Master Mei, I used to think you were strange enough. Unexpectedly, the world is really big, and there are no surprises. How did you bring so many strange people together? Zhuge said secretly.

"It's all tears. Let's still say what happened just now, we are all drifters, we don't understand the situation, who understands? Mei Zheren said.

"It's simple, find Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi brothers." Zhuge said secretly.

"I forgot about them. Go and call them both and I'll ask. Mei Zheren said.

Zhuge secretly went out to find the celebrity brothers. The three of them soon came to Mei Zheren's house. The Baume & Mercier brothers wore clothes embroidered with the words "Ming" and "Shi", and looked particularly spiritual. The people of Mei Zhe said to them:

"Two celebrities are here."

"Don't dare to be." Baume & Mercier Brothers said.

"Look at these two young men, they look exactly the same, and they don't wear clothes with their names on them, who can tell who is who." Mei Zheren said to Zhuge secretly.

"It's still Lord Mei, your idea is good, you can come up with such an idea." Zhuge said secretly.

The Mei Zheren said to the official with the word "name" written on his clothes:

"Mo real name, I have something to ask you two brothers."

"My lord, I'm not Mo Zhenming, I'm Mo Zhenshi." The official with the word "name" written on his clothes said.

"And who are you?" Mei Zheren said to the official wearing the clothes with the word "shi".

"My lord, I'm Mo Zhenming." The official wearing the clothes of the word "shi" said.

"Why did you wear your clothes backwards?" Mei Zheren said.

"When I went out in the morning, I was in too much of a hurry and got the wrong clothes." Mo Zhenming said.

"I'm in a hurry." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"You two will change it for me now. The next time you wear the wrong one, one person will hit a hundred boards. Mei Zheren said.

Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi hurriedly exchanged clothes. Mei Zheren smiled and said:

"It's much more comfortable to look at this way."

"Master Mei, next time we wear the wrong clothes, you won't really beat us up a hundred boards, right?" Mo Zhenming said.

"It's a real hit. Spank both of you ass in half. Mei Zheren said.

"Master Mei, in fact, you can't beat us." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Why can't you fight?" Mei Zheren said.

"Because, even if we're wearing the wrong clothes, as long as we don't say it ourselves, you won't be able to see it." Mo Zhenming said with a smile.

"Even if you fight to win the Buddha's sharp eyes, you can't see it." Mo Zhenshi also said.

"Hey, you two bastards, I really can't do anything about you. It's better to take advantage of the time and fight first. Mei Zheren said with a straight face on purpose.

"Your Excellency spares your life." Mo Zhenming said.

"Your Excellency is angry." Mo Zhenshi said.

"It's okay if you don't fight, everyone writes a thousand words for checking." Mei Zheren said.

"My lord, the words that our brothers know together are less than ten." Mo Zhenming said.

"Can't write a thousand-word check." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Then write the names and scholars on your clothes a thousand times." Mei Zheren said.

Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi looked at each other and said in unison:

"Who told you to pick up the wrong clothes in the morning?"

"Do you two think a thousand times is too little? Then add a thousand more times. Mei Zheren said.

"Enough, enough." Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi both said.

"When it comes to writing, let's put it first. Go back and let Master Zhuge teach you how to write these two words. Sir, I have something to ask you now. Mei Zheren said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi.

"Your Excellency, please speak, we will not dare to hide it." Mo Zhenming said.

"Don't dare to hide it." Mo Zhenshi said.

"Let me ask you, in our Huaguoshan County, where do the people have the most opinions?" Mei Zheren said.

"If you want to say that the biggest opinion, it should be Huaguo Mountain." Mo Zhenming said.

"Yes, it's Huaguo Mountain." Mo Zhenshi said.

"My lord is asking you people which place in Huaguoshan County has the biggest opinions, what do you mean by Huaguoshan, do you mean that the people are dissatisfied with all the places in the county?" Zhuge said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi.

"Master Zhuge misunderstood, we are not talking about Huaguo County, but Huaguo Mountain." Mo Zhenming said.

"It is Huaguo Mountain, the hometown of the Buddha." Mo Zhenshi said.

"You said it earlier." Zhuge said secretly.

"We've always been talking about Huaguo Mountain." Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi said together.

"Alright, alright. The three of you came to me to talk about group talk, didn't you? Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, let me ask you, why do the people have the most opinions on Huaguo Mountain?

It is the hometown of the Buddha who fought to defeat it, how can the common people have the greatest opinion there? Could it be that the Buddha was defeated by the fight back then, and the monkeys robbed the people's things back then? It's not like that, it's been hundreds of years. Mei Zheren said.

"Lord Hui, the matter is indeed related to fighting to defeat the Buddha, but not hundreds of years ago, but after he became a Buddha." Mo Zhenming said.

"After Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he grabbed things again?" Mei Zheren said.

"It's not about grabbing things. After Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he became a big celebrity, and Huaguo Mountain became the former residence of a celebrity and a famous tourist attraction. Mo Zhenshi said.

"People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, monkeys are famous, and Monkey Mountain can also become a former residence." Zhuge said secretly.

"Master Zhuge , how can you say that? Your words hurt the two great gods of Dou Shengsheng Buddha and the Pure Altar Messenger. Mei Zheren said to Zhuge secretly.

Zhuge Yan hurriedly said: "Slip of the tongue." Then he put his hands together and faced the west and said, "Sun Monkey and Zhu Bajie, no, don't blame the Buddha and the messenger of the Pure Altar." ”

"Master Zhuge , your consciousness needs to be improved." Mei Zheren said with a smile.

"I will definitely try to improve and be on par with adults." Zhuge said secretly.

"Mo Zhenming, Mo Zhenshi, you continue to talk about Huaguo Mountain. How did it become the place where the common people were most dissatisfied? Mei Zheren said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi.

"Back to my lord, after Huaguo Mountain became a famous mountain, a large number of tourists come to visit every year, including those who come to our country, as well as people from other countries, and even people from Tianzhu country.

This is really strange, when the Tang monks and apprentices traveled thousands of miles to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, and now the people of Tianzhu come to us to see Huaguo Mountain. Mo Zhenming said.

"This is not surprising. Now in the entire Tianzhu Kingdom, there may not be as many people who believe in Buddhism as we do in Huaguoshan County, in comparison, Huaguoshan is a holy place. However, we should believe in fighting and defeating the Buddha. Mo real name, you go on, what happened later? Mei Zheren said.

"There are more and more tourists, and there is a shrewd businessman named Yi Laijin who saw that this is a way to make money, so he applied to the imperial court to contract Huaguo Mountain.

After that, Yijinlai Investment made a comprehensive transformation of Huaguo Mountain. The temple of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, the memorial hall of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, the museum of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, the folk garden of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, the restaurant of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, and the marriage agency of the Buddha of Dou Sheng, ...... Mo Zhenming said.

"Mo Zhenming, wait a minute, how many places has Yi Jin built here?" Mei Zheren said.

"There are eighteen venues in total. Regardless of men, women, young and old, whether they are proud to come to the country or foreign people, there are special places. Let me tell you this, except for brothels, there are no brothels, there are others. Mo Zhenshi said.

"What is Yi Jin doing to build so many places?" Zhuge said secretly.

"Make money. You see, you have to charge for admission to the mountain, you have to pay for meals, you have to pay for incense to burn incense in the temple, and you have to pay for visiting the venue. After all the visits, it costs money to buy a souvenir or something. Mo Zhenming said.

"That's a big deal." Mei Zheren said.

"Who's to say it isn't! I knew that I would have gone to Yijin. Zhuge said secretly.

"Master Zhuge , it's not too late for you to go now." Mei Zheren said.

"I'm just talking, no matter how much money others give me, I won't leave Master Mei." Zhuge said secretly.

"Master Zhuge , I don't think anyone wants you, right?" Mo Zhenshi said.

"Watch your mouth." Zhuge said secretly.