: I don't have six children Chapter 24 Fake County Order (5)
"Madame let go, Madame let go, I'll tell you." Mei Zheren said.
"Say it quickly." Sun Xiaosheng let go of his hand.
Mei Zheren pointed to the fake county order and said to Sun Xiaosheng and others:
"This is my fellow countryman and my good friend, his surname is Zhuge , his name is Zhuge Dark, and he is Zhuge Liang's N descendant."
"It turned out to be a celebrity, and I looked up for a long time. My name is Zhao Yu. Zhao Yu said to Zhuge secretly.
As he spoke, Zhao Yu stretched out his hand to shake hands with Zhuge Dark. Zhuge just wanted to stretch out his hand, but when he saw Zhao Yu's appearance, he was frightened, took his hand back again, and said:
"Don't dare, don't dare. The light of the ancestors is gone at all when I come here, otherwise how can I call Zhuge dark. ”
Wang Chao and Ma Han also said their names to Zhuge Dark.
Mei Zheren pointed at Sun Xiaosheng again and said to Zhuge secretly:
"This is my wife, Sun Xiaosheng."
"It turns out that you are the princess of the red apple, and the villain Zhuge is secretly polite." Zhuge said to Sun Xiaosheng.
After speaking, Zhuge secretly wanted to give Sun Xiaosheng a big gift. Sun Xiaosheng stretched out his hand to stop Zhuge and said:
"I don't have to be polite, I don't want to be a princess, it's all foolish that the Son of Heaven wants me to be. If I don't do it, he will be a scoundrel, your name is Zhuge Dark, right? ”
"Yes, I'm Zhuge Dark." Zhuge said secretly.
"Zhuge Dark, you are idle, what are you doing with your wife pretending to be us?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Yes, Brother Dark, why did you come from Jian County to this Huaguo County to pretend to be us?" Mei Zheren also said to Zhuge secretly.
"Brother Mei, no, it's Master Mei, how many times have I said it, don't call me Brother Dark, call me Brother Zhuge . I don't have any light at all, and if you call me Brother Dark every day, won't I see the light even more? Zhuge said secretly.
"Yes, Brother Zhuge , why did you come here and pretend to be us?" Mei Zheren said.
"You think I'm trying to impersonate you! After the last time I fell off the list, I returned to Jian County. I just thought, I've taken the imperial examination so many times, but I still haven't been admitted, and today's foolish son of heaven is a fool again.
No, the slip of the tongue, the confused Son of Heaven is a person with very peculiar ideas. I'm hopeless in the entrance examination, what should I do?
Later, I heard that the Son of Heaven appointed you as the seven-grade watermelon county commander and served in Huaguoshan County.
I thought about it, you are an official, and you still get such a high salary, you can't spend it alone, why don't I come to you, and you can also do an errand in the yamen. Zhuge said secretly.
"I'm very welcome for you to come to me, but how did you become a county magistrate yourself?" Mei Zheren said.
"Listen to me. That day, I took my wife to the county office, and I met the previous county magistrate, Ma Erha. He was in a hurry to hand over to the next county magistrate, and as soon as he saw me, he said: You are the new county magistrate Meizhe, right? I've been waiting for you for a long time.
I wanted to say that I wasn't, but Ma Erha didn't give me a chance to speak at all, put the big seal of the county order in my hand, and immediately got into the sedan chair and left.
I thought about it, if there is no county order in this county, it must be messed up. I might as well be the county magistrate for you for a few days, and by the way, I will also have the addiction of being an official. Zhuge said secretly.
"I see." Mei Zheren said.
"It's okay not to impostor, when this fake county order, I almost took my life." Zhuge said secretly.
"How could this be?" Mei Zheren said.
"Just two days ago on the night, two men in black arrived at the county office, and they caught me and wanted to kill me. I said that I am not from Mei Zhe, I am Zhuge Dark, and I told what happened from beginning to end, so they didn't kill me. Zhuge said secretly.
"Didn't those two men say who sent them?" Sun Xiaosheng said to Zhuge secretly.
"I didn't say it." Zhuge said secretly.
"Didn't you ask them?" Mei Zheren said to Zhuge secretly.
"How dare I ask. Master Mei, do you have any enemies? Zhuge said secretly.
"I don't know who was going to kill me and my wife, but in the morning, we crossed the sea in a boat and almost drowned in the sea." Mei Zheren said.
"Then I'd better hurry up and take my wife back to Yi County." Zhuge said secretly.
"Don't, since you're here, stay here. I happen to lack a master here, so it's perfect for you to be here. Mei Zheren said.
"I'm afraid that your enemies will come to you again, and I don't want to lose my life here." Zhuge said secretly.
"Hey, that's for that. You don't have to worry about this, you look at these heroes around me, with them, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? Mei Zheren said.
Zhuge secretly looked at the four monsters of Liuzhi Mountain, and when he saw Zhao Xuan, Zhao Xuan deliberately widened his eyes and said loudly:
"With me here, even if the king of heaven is here, I can't hurt you."
Zhuge was so frightened that he shuddered again. Zhao Yu said to him again:
"Why, Mr. Zhuge , you don't believe me?"
"I believe, I believe." Zhuge said secretly.
"Then you can't leave?" Zhao Yu asked again.
"No, no." Zhuge said secretly.
The crowd laughed again. Sun Xiaosheng suddenly remembered two things that were inexplicable, so he asked the two officials:
"You two, what the hell is going on? Who is Mo real name? ”
"I'm Mo real name." A servant said.
"I'm Mo Zhenshi." Another official said.
"We're twins." The two officials said together.
"I see, I'm still wondering, how can I see the hell in broad daylight." Zhao said slightly.
"Third brother, if you want to say that others see ghosts, I believe it, are you still afraid of seeing ghosts? It should be that the ghost is afraid to see you. Wang Chao said to Zhao Yu.
"That's right, I'm Lord Yama, what the hell am I afraid of!" Zhao said slightly.
"Third brother, you are too faceless and skinless." Ma Khan said to Zhao Yu.
The crowd laughed.
After laughing, Mei Zheren said to Zhuge secretly:
"Master Zhuge , you find a tailor to make a few sets of clothes for Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi. A dress is embroidered with the word 'name' and worn by Mo Zhenming. The other dress was embroidered with the word 'Shi', and Mo Zhenshi wore it. ”
He also said to Mo Zhenming and Mo Zhenshi, "In the future, you two brothers will be called Mingshi brothers." After that, as soon as the two of you go to the lobby, others will know that there are capable people in our county government at a glance. It's really only a great hero who can be true, and it's a real celebrity who is self-efficacious. ”
The crowd laughed again.