When Kou Zhun heard Hong Huang say that the backyard of his noodle shop was a ready-made martial arts arena, he couldn't help but say, "Brother Hong is also a martial arts gym?" ”

"Where's the word!" Hong Huang bowed deeply to Kou Zhun and laughed: "There is no theme for opening a noodle restaurant and opening a martial arts hall, and the small one is my family's slaughterhouse!" ”

Stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pointed his hand to the backyard and said: "The slaughterhouse of the small folk family is responsible for the slaughter of pigs and sheep by the merchants of the Great Xiangguo Temple, and the Hun family is the operator!" ”

Qin Shi Huang heard Hong Huang say that his lady was the operator of the slaughterhouse, Huo Di stood up from the wide bench and said in surprise: "The little lady is the operator!" Rare! Rare! I haven't done anything to sell steamed buns since I was a child, but it's really rare for a woman to be a butcher! ”

Sister-in-law Hong smiled, looked at Qin Shi Huang and said, "Let my uncle laugh!" Since ancient times, it is rare for women to kill pigs and sheep, but slaves love this business; When a big fat pig becomes as docile as a chicken in the hands of a slave, it is a beautiful treat! ”

After a pause, he waved his arm and said: "The slave family is not wrong, my slaughterhouse is prepared for the merchants in the area of Daxiangguo Temple to kill pigs and sheep; But after killing the pigs and slaughtering the sheep, the land is idle, and the slave family makes the gun and stick is an excellent place! ”

Stretching his neck and throat, he sneered: "Xiangye and the slave family are trying their hands and feet, and the slaughterhouse is a good place!" ”

Kou Zhun was dumbfounded, he really didn't expect that Sister-in-law Hong was a butcher; How a butcher's methods are, Kou Zhun will figure it out if he closes his eyes, but a gentleman is difficult to chase after him; Since he proposed to test the means with this woman, he regretted halfway about where he was worthy of being a manly husband.

Kou Zhun turned his head around his neck and stared at Sister-in-law Hong a few times, only to see that she had a good face; I made a muttering in my heart: since ancient times, I have used a small family of jasper to describe women, but this sister in front of me has bright eyes and bright teeth; The body is indeed an iron tower, and such a body is suitable for being a butcher; But there is a bad woman's scenery.

Kou Zhun thought about it in his heart, clasped his hands into fists and bowed to Sister-in-law Hong and said, "Okay! The old man and the little lady went to the slaughterhouse to see the high and low! ”

When the four of them came to the slaughterhouse, they saw that there was not a single pig or half a sheep on a large field, and Kou Zhun couldn't help asking: "Brother Hong, you said this is your slaughterhouse?" Where is there no pig and a sheep, leaving only an empty field! ”

Without waiting for Hong Huang to speak, he saw Hong's sister-in-law pick up and said: "Xiangye asked well, this slaughterhouse of the slave family is to kill pigs and sheep for an hour to end the battle; Where did the pigs and sheep come from? ”

Qin Shi Huang said happily: "The old man seems to understand when the little lady says this!" ”

Yang Yang said impassionedly: "Your slaughterhouse does not raise pigs and sheep, but someone else sent fattened pigs and sheep to you here for slaughter, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! You're right, officer! Hong Huang gaged on the side: "Almost every merchant in Daxiangguo Temple and even Yujie feeds pigs and sheep, but there are difficulties in slaughtering and processing; The villain Hun family is a butcher and plays the role of slaughter, killing a pig and a sheep merchant; We can also earn a little copper! It's a great thing that goes hand in hand! ”

Kou Zhun laughed and said, "You two can really see stitches!" ”

After a pause, he cleared his throat and said: "It is said that the people in Guanzhong are very good at grinding a tendon, but the old man sees that the Hong family brothers and Leng Xue Xiaomei have the style of Shanxi Jiumaojiu!" In the interval between opening a noodle restaurant, people can kill pigs and sheep to earn extra money without losing their expert skills! Kou Zhun called Sister-in-law Hong and Little Sister Leng Xue, which was very kind.

Qin Shi Huang saw Kou Zhun grinding and chirping, and raised his arm a little impatiently and said: "Hi hi hi hungry (I) said Kou Laoxi, you come over to try your hands and feet with Sister-in-law Hong; Why don't you say so much without salt and vinegar! ”

Kou Zhun "Oh oh oh ......" looked at Sister-in-law Hong and said, "Little Sister Leng Xue is polite, we can start!" How embarrassing it would be if His Majesty didn't urge! ”

Kou Zhun had already shouted His Majesty to Qin Shihuang before, and this time he called Sister-in-law Hong again; He circled the whirlwind double mallet in his hand in the air and said to Kou Zhun: "Xiangye, slow down, is this uncle who came with you the emperor?" ”

Kou Zhun listened to Sister-in-law Hong's inquiry, and glanced at Qin Shi Huang, not knowing what to do; Qin Shi Huang also looked at each other.

Sister-in-law Hong saw the surprised expressions of the two, and hurriedly pulled Hong Huang to kneel on the ground and kowtow; The mouth was hesitant: "The little woman has eyes that are difficult to read gold and jade, and she doesn't know that the saint has arrived; Here is a kowtow to you! ”

Hong Huang also kowtowed and said, "The little people are ignorant! Capital crime, capital crime! ”

Qin Shi Huang saw Hong Huang kowtow to him, and picked them up from the ground one by one and said: "Listen to Kou Laoxi's nonsense, hungry (I) am a family member who cares for the home, why is Your Majesty not Your Majesty?" ”

Sister-in-law Hong also felt that Qin Shi Huang spoke Guanzhong like her, and if it was Emperor Zhenzong, it must be a Henan dialect full of mouth; So he stood up and said to Kou Zhun: "Lord Xiangye, this uncle is really not the emperor!" ”

Kou Zhun giggled, didn't say yes or no; Yang Yang said with a sharp knife in his hand: "Little sister Leng Xue, don't mess up, let's try the means!" ”

Kou Zhun said as he brandished a knife with a bull's ear and stabbed at Sister-in-law Hong.

Kou Zhun didn't miss this move, and when Sister-in-law Hong saw that he was coming fiercely, she jumped up with her feet on the ground; All at once he went up to the roof.

Qin Shi Huang was dumbfounded, and Kou Zhun was even more surprised; Raising her head and staring at Sister-in-law Hong standing on the ridge of the roof in a fuss, she said in her heart: "Sure enough, it seems that the old man has found the right way today; If the kung fu is strong, then there will be a marching vanguard in the next conquest of Liao!

Kou Laoxi is really a good generation! At this time, I was still thinking about national affairs.

Sister-in-law Hong jumped on the roof and stood for a while, Huo Di spun down and stood still in front of Kou Zhun, and danced the whirlwind double stick mallet dance in her hand towards Kou Zhun.

Kou Zhun reacted quickly and hurriedly retreated, but Sister-in-law Hong was pressing step by step; The whirlwind double mallets danced in front of Kou Zhun like two wooden pestles that sought souls, and Kou Zhun waved the ox-eared knife in his hand to shoot back; Isn't that an egg hitting a stone?

There was a crisp sound, and Kou Zhun's ox-eared sharp knife flew into the air and spun around for half a circle, and then plunged into the dirt on the ground; Kou Zhun stared at Sister-in-law Hong in a daze, not knowing what to do.

Kou Zhun fought with Sister-in-law Hong for only one round, and the weapon Niu Er Sharp Knife was knocked down; It's hard to pull it out of the dirt on the ground for a while, do you think about how powerful Sister-in-law Hong's whirlwind double mallets are?

Sister-in-law Hong knocked down the bull's ear sharp knife in Kou Zhun's hand, and when she saw the knife plunging into the dirt, she hurriedly retracted her strength and ran forward; Pull out the ox ear sharp knife from the soil on the ground and give it to Kou Zhun Dao Wanfu and said with a grin: "The mantis arm of the woman is not enough to be a car, and I hope that the master will forgive me!" ”

Seeing that Sister-in-law Hong was reasonable and responsible, Kou Zhun did not complain but said with a smile: "The old man has found a fierce general for the imperial court, and it will be smooth sailing to conquer Liao and break the summer!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong heard Kou Zhun say this, staring at him in confusion and not knowing what he meant; But seeing Qin Shi Huang holding a sword in his hand, he stepped forward and said: "The little lady is really powerful, but Kou Laoxi is a person who dances and writes ink after all; If you can win the sword in the old man's hand, then you can be called a real heroine.

When Kou Zhun saw Qin Shi Huang stepping forward to challenge Sister-in-law Hong, his heart couldn't help but tighten, he hooked his head and glanced at him and said in his heart: "Emperor Qin is a martial artist, and he was entangled by Jing Ke in the Xianyang Palace; Draw your sword while running

He laughed and said: "Xiangye is the prime minister of the imperial court, and it is not your job to make guns and sticks; The folk girl just wants you to see if the mallet can be used as a weapon......"

Before he could say anything, he heard a shout, and Qin Shi Huang rushed over with the sword of Afang Ding Qin in his hand; Sister-in-law Hong's eyes were sharp, her hands were fast, and her body jumped up suddenly.

Sister-in-law Hong jumped in a circle in the air and landed on the ground, stared at Qin Shihuang and grinned, and said, "How did my uncle sneak attack the slave family, if it weren't for the slave family's cleverness; Uncle's sword is probably a string of sugar gourds! ”

Qin Shi Huang sneered twice and said in a daze: "The little lady is very skilled, our family wants to compete with you!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong laughed and said, "It's okay to compete!" But the uncle's sneak attack is a bit of a big mistake, and it smells of dog sex! ”

Sister-in-law Hong said and played with the whirlwind double mallet in her hand upside down: "Uncle's posture looks like a master, but the slave family still wants to play a few tricks with you......"