Wang Ji and the two doormen of the Prime Minister's Mansion really drank a fragment! The system of the three people was paralyzed overnight, and it was not until the next morning that the safe mode was activated and slowly turned on.

Chen Zheng woke up from his sleep in the big tent and had several dreams, and one moment he dreamed that he went to the principal's office to admit his mistake, and as a result, countless pigeons flew out of the door when he knocked on the door. For a while, I dreamed that the two goalkeepers of Hangu Pass were holding bowls in their hands, queuing up at the door of a certain toilet to buy something to eat. After a while, he dreamed that he and Princess Artasia eloped to Mars in the Ksse, and as a result, they gave birth to a group of little Gedemis. For a while, I dreamed that countless headless horsemen rushed towards the camp of the Qin army. After a while, I dreamed that I asked myself to eat, and the classmate and Wang Yi both turned into geckos, one on the pencil case, the other on the meat plate, and spit out their long tongues and rolled themselves. Anyway, I didn't sleep this night! Visual inspection is a symptom of insomnia and dreaminess.

The four legs of the two spies who went to Handan to post small advertisements were intertwined, and they opened the small camera on their faces that were blurry, and turned their faces to look, oops, this kid is actually sitting there, looking at nothing! How is this god's wine refined?! Huh? Why do you feel like your back hurts, as if you've been kicked a few times?!

Wang Ji drank so much last night that he threw his armor on the spot, and after waking up, he really couldn't think about it, Lu Buwei, this kid was drunk and rolled on the ground by me last time, what was the situation last time?!

Feelings are shallow, lick it, deep feelings, a mouthful, emotional iron, drink and vomit blood. What does this just meet, drinking fragments?! The two people from the Prime Minister's Mansion said goodbye to Chen Zheng and returned to Xianyang to return to Prime Minister Fan. Before leaving, I made an appointment with Chen Zheng to reunite in the Prime Minister's Mansion of Qin State in the future, and thought to myself, next time we will meet dozens of friends and bombard you with a wine jar carpet!

Seeing off the two guests, Chen Zheng changed his original plan, and stayed in Wang Di's military camp and waited for the servants he sent to Handan to deliver the letter to return. It's not a way to wait, I have to distract this gecko, so that Wang Yi and this guy can think about how to harm Zhao Guo all day long. This Zhao State is also obviously unfinished, and it is about to explode in Changping, so a rescue soldier will be brought in more than 2,000 years later. Let's not talk about whether Chen Zheng's emergency rescue plan can succeed, at least at this time, in the big tent of the commander of the Qin army, there is such a person who has the same heart as Zhao Guo, is this not enough?!

Chen Zheng and Wang Yi drank for several days, and General Wang drank so much that he lost his helmet today and removed his armor tomorrow, as if a primary school student was full of energy to compete with Tyson, do you need to talk about the result? !

"Brother, how did you practice the amount of alcohol that fell from the sky, teach me?"

"Want to learn?"

After a few days of hard work, Chen Zheng drank himself as his elder brother, and Wang Yi drank himself as his younger brother. Chen Zheng thought to himself, just your little bit of BC toad magic skill, in front of my Rulai God to drink, a wine vat will shoot you to the Da Lei Yin Temple.

It's not interesting to keep doing this, how boring it is to repeatedly step on an ant to death! Let's change the way we play. Punch! Hello brothers! Five Leaders! Six-six-six! Eight horses! With the sound of guessing boxing orders in the military tent, although Wang Yi has learned a new skill, he still seeks to win alone again and again!

Change again! With Chen Zheng as the chief planner, chief designer, and director system, the two bowls of dice crossed the barrier of time and space and appeared in the big tent of the commander of the Qin army at the end of the Warring States period. I saw two people each holding a bowl, and in each bowl were five square dice cut from wood. The method of playing is that two people shout blindly, you guess mine, I guess yours, shouting at each other's true and false, and in the end, whoever guesses the wrong person drinks. Wang Yi threw himself to the five-body body that Chen Zheng already admired, brother, why did you go to the Western Regions and learn so many drinking moves?! For the sake of Zhao Guo's fathers and fellow villagers, Chen Zheng was also merciless, watching Wang Yi fall with a happy smile in front of him again and again, fall again, and continue to fall.

After waiting for nearly a month, Chen Zheng's only bit of ability had been shaken off, and the servant sent to deliver the letter came back.

Why is it so long! Chen Zheng was about to get angry, but he saw the servant crying and approaching, both eyes were beaten into baby pandas. Finish! No play! !

"What's going on?" Chen Zheng called the baby panda to a secluded place and asked.

The servant cried "wow", which startled Chen Zheng. Why are you crying, such a big person, why do you cry like a child, don't cry, don't cry, if you have any grievances, say slowly, I'll call the shots for you.

How did you know that the man was still pulling his voice and snotting and tearing, which made Chen Zheng panic. Don't let your grandmother cry, let others hear, and think something is wrong with the two of us!

Master, if there is such a task in the future, you can send a Terminator, and it must be the latest model! This impossible task, even Brother Schwa, has to be promoted before he goes!

I couldn't cry anymore, and the story of the little old man turning into a baby panda began to be broadcast. Time rewinds nearly a month ago, Chen Zheng called this servant aside, asked him to go to Handan to find the palace of King Zhao, and passed on the conspiracy of Qin spies to spread rumors and sow discord to the ears of King Zhao, anyway, don't let Zhao Kuo replace Lian Po, as long as General Lian holds on for a few more days, the Qin army will retreat without a fight.

This servant avoided the sentry posts of the Qin army, bypassed the barriers of the Zhao army, climbed the mountains and crossed the river, and chose the road that could not be walked to Handan, which was really hard and difficult. When he arrived at King Zhao's palace, his hair was also blown by the wind, his clothes were torn, and his face was covered with dust, and he was dressed as an authentic beggar white-collar worker.

The palace guards guarding the palace gate are of high quality and have a good attitude, shouting one by one, so that the people passing by stretch out their thumbs and say in Handan dialect: "Look at the pinch, how good the attitude is!" One wants to eat and pinch and shouts uncle! They all floated through the palace gate with joy and pride for living in the happy Zhao country.

"Uncle, what nationality are you from?"

"I'm a patriot."

"What is the matter with you at the gate of the palace?"

"My master sent me to send a message to King Zhao."

"What does your master do?"

"My master is a reseller."

"What kind of message did you come to preach?"

"Isn't this Zhao Guozheng fighting with Qin Guo, my master asked me to tell King Zhao that only with General Lian Po can we win the battle, and it doesn't matter if I use anyone else."

The guards were dumbfounded, and without any medical qualifications, and without the diagnosis process prescribed by any medical institution, the beggar gang white-collar worker and his master were directly diagnosed with nosy schizophrenia delusional syndrome.

"Uncle, come on, come with us, we'll take you to see King Zhao. When King Zhao heard that you and your master were so concerned about the safety of Zhao Guo, he would definitely reward you with a few big golden cakes. ”

When Chen Zheng heard this, his face showed joy, isn't it very smooth! It seems that my grand plan to rewrite history has a drama, so how many people should thank me?! 400,000 people, 800,000 children, children and grandchildren, grandchildren and great-grandchildren, great-grandchildren and children, oops, if this is calculated for more than 2,000 years, all Asians will be rescued by me!

"And then?"

As soon as Chen Zheng's brief question came out, the servant cried out again.

Afterward? Then they took me to a small dark room, beat me with the door closed, and didn't let me sleep after the beating, and a yawn was another punch and kick.

"And later?"

The servant was about to open his mouth again, but Chen Zheng patiently persuaded him in time: "Stop!" What are you doing, it's endless, can you have a good chat?! ”

And later? Later, they informed the Weiguo Embassy in Zhao that they had taken me away, and the embassy informed Puyang Ling, who in turn informed our village that the village security chief personally drove me back to Puyang in a donkey cart. I met our old man Lu, and the old man instructed me to let the master leave the place where Qin and Zhao were fighting quickly. Originally, I was sent back to Weiguo this time, but Puyang ordered me to die, if I run to the gate of King Zhao's palace again, I will definitely make sure that I look good! If it weren't for Old Man Lu to buy the joints with the money and give me a fast horse, I wouldn't be here!

The city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside! What kind of routine is this, kindness is not good to repay, isn't it! The dog bites Lu Dongbin, it's not!

"You didn't give those two golden cakes to the palace gate? Wouldn't that be a five-star service that will send you directly to King Zhao's bed! ”

"I took it out, but they were stunned and said that I stole the two gold cakes, and confiscated them on the spot, and they didn't even give them a receipt."

Hey, I'll strangle a Saint Seiya, I'm Nima burned the gold cake, created a golden holy clothes, and entered your palace of King Zhao, even the janitor, and the ultimate lock of King Zhao, I will beat you into the two-dimensional space, and give you a lifelong plane geometric pattern!

Chen Zheng was hating here, the baby panda next to him was wiping his tears, and a soldier came running upside down, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was also stunned, what is the situation?! Did the two break up? Who made whom's belly bigger?!

"Master Lu, General Wang asked me to come out to find you, please go back to the big tent."

What to say, I'm trying to hit someone now! Stay away from me, lest you be splashed with blood!"

"General Wang said that there is an old man of Lu Gongzi who is waiting in the big tent, please hurry up."

Damn, who the hell is this grandma?! Why do others cross over either as a ready-made emperor, or surrounded by beautiful women in brocade clothes and jade food, why do I cross once, there are so many things, and the gold cakes alone are thrown out in vain, at this rate, I still have the money to do big things? ! Do I still have money to find celebrities?! It wouldn't be bad if you could find a small damage!

Get! Don't cry! I'll take a long-term view of this.

Chen Zheng led the servants all the way back to the big tent, and as soon as he entered, he saw Wang Yi striding over. Brother, where have you been? I haven't seen you for a long time, what's wrong?!

Chen Zheng is already overtired of sight, smell, taste, hearing, and feeling for Wang Yi! Brother is annoying because of you! Lean against the root of the wall!

Brother, look who's coming!

Only then did Chen Zheng realize that there was still one sitting in the big tent.

When the man saw Chen Zheng, he also stood up. Chen Zheng took a look, ah, how can this person look so burly, a big man of more than 1.8 meters, and his whole body is majestic, which makes people shudder! It's just that this person's face is covered with a black veil, and only two eyes are exposed, and bursts of fierce light shine through the two holes. Oh, I'll go, why does it look very similar to the bandit with AK in CS!

"Brother Lu Xian, who do you guess I am? Look at the sound you can hear me, I don't! "The man's voice was really ear-repellent.

Hey, your grandmother's second aunt's third uncle's eldest nephew, can be straightforward, no, can be sunny, can not be greasy and crooked, if I have two hands in my ears, my left hand will give you a nine-yin white bone claw on top of your brain, and your right hand will open your door curtain and give you a demon slaying eighteen palms, see if you are still hypocritical!

I guess I guess I guess I guess! You just lifted that butt curtain, I guess it's dust, and I don't know who you are!

Lao Wang, tell me who this is, don't grind. I've got a headache for those 400,000 ancestors! Chen Zheng looked at Wang Di, but Wang Di just smiled and didn't say anything, and then looked at the butt curtain, oops, why does my head hurt so much!

Seeing Chen Zheng covering his head and feeling dizzy, the man closed the curtain on his face, revealing the true face of Lushan.

"Hahahaha! It's no wonder that Brother Lu Xian can't hear my white voice, my brother has been in Wang Di's military tent for so long, and he hasn't been drunk by Wang Di's one altar of not drunk and two altars of alcohol that is not drunk, and his soul is out of his body! Hahahaha! ”

Oops! I crossed over and just took care of it! This person in front of him is a murderous and bloodthirsty person? !

Chen Zheng only felt shivering all over his body, a chill in his back, and his hands trembled in fright.

"Wang Di, you see that you drank Brother Lu Xian, your hands are starting to tremble, you can't bully people like this in the future!"

Chen Zheng looked up at the god of war in front of him, and thought, how good it would be if this Nima had a mobile phone, I took a few photos and recorded a few small videos with the god of war, and the circle of friends is not bursting! Who dares to say that this is an actor's fake whiteness, I will blacklist him!

"God of War! Oh no, Big Brother Bai, how come you have time to come here? "Chen Zheng knew that Bai Qi was the pre-war commander of the Battle of Changping, but he was still unwilling, so he had to find a way to get him back to Xianyang, and there was only one Wang Ji left, and I would let him get drunk and dream to death!

Several people sat down separately, and the baby panda stood behind Chen Zheng, particularly stealing the scene.

"Who bullied this behind the virtuous brother? Tell you Big Brother Bai, Big Brother will cook for you. ”

You cook, can you cook?! Although you have killed countless people in this fight, you have never entered Handan City in this life, and in the end, you were not so much wiped your neck by my Fan Sui Fan Lao Tie! Unless Zhao Guo comes to mobilize the gate guard again and send those few palace guards to Changping, in that case, without your Xiaobai's action, I will also open a killing ring in the Warring States and make them into a string of sugar gourds.

"Thank you, Big Brother Bai! It's just that I sent him back to Weiguo a while ago to send a letter to the old man, saying that I would stay here with General Wang Yi for a longer time, just to defeat the Zhao army and recapture Shangdang, so that we could celebrate together. As a result, he was in a hurry to return and fell off his horse. It's really funny! ”

Hahahaha! Bai Qi burst into laughter again, laughing so much that Chen Zheng's hairs stood on end, and he shivered several times.

"This time, I was ordered by the King of Qin to secretly come to the front of the army and take over the tiger talisman that led the troops, not only to defeat the Zhao army and recapture the Shangdang, but also to enter Handan and destroy the Zhao State in one go. Hahahaha. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Bai is the general, and I, Wang Di, am a lieutenant and adjutant general, and I will beat the stinky Zhao Kuo to the point of crying father and mother, and looking for teeth all over the ground! ”

As soon as Chen Zheng heard it, you are a big tooth, the big BOOS of King Zhao's palace made Lian Po leave his post in advance, it is going to rain, his mother is going to get married, Zhao Kuo is going to die, and the time is coming after all!