Chapter 3 The Qin State Spies
Chen Zheng saw that this General Wang Yi was so affectionate, hehe, Lu Buwei really has acquaintances everywhere!
Wang Ji ordered the officer just now: "Go and greet the people brought by my Brother Lu, and the good food and drink are not to be neglected!" ”
That officer was angry! I kidnapped these individuals, I was going to knock them out, the military expenses are there, the military salaries are there, and the extra money is also available, what a good thing! As a result, a bunch of children were kidnapped, and they had to be served with a smiling face, which was as greasy as eating a handful of flies. Get! General Wang has spoken, dare not listen!
"Brother Lu Xian, please come to the tent!" Wang Yi seemed to be impatient to invite Chen Zheng into the big tent. When I went in, there were two other people in the guest seat inside, both with sharp beaks and monkey gills, who were whispering there, and when they saw Wang Yi coming in with a person, they quickly closed their mouths.
"Last time I drank with my brother in Xianyang, I drank too much with my brother, I'm really sorry! You also know that my Wang Yu was born in the army, and with his beheading and military exploits, he has made such an improvement today, if you talk about the amount of alcohol, my brother is far behind! Wang Yi sat in the middle and looked at Chen Zheng who was sitting at the bottom of the place.
Chen Zheng's frightened state just now has returned to normal, and he seems to have found a little bit of the feeling of being Lu Buwei. My grandmother's money and connections in the Warring States period, what's so scary! Anyway, there is no writing in the history books that Lu Buwei died in a small mountain bag, and he still lives for a long time, just indulge and love freedom uninhibitedly! The premise is that Sima Qian's seniors are not mistaken. According to my observation, Mr. Sima Qian is still very professional, very realistic, and a good teacher worthy of the trust of Chinese compatriots. It's a pity that because he is too good, his heart is too straightforward, and his speech is too straightforward, as a result, Liu Che's seniors took a key component from him, and there is nowhere to go!
Chen Zhengtong first admitted that his alcohol consumption was indeed very bad in front of Wang Yi and the two people who had never known each other, and then stood up and arched his hand and asked about the identities of the two people.
"I wonder who these two are?"
"Oh! These two are the doormen of Prime Minister Fan's mansion, and they happened to be passing by here, and they will return to Xianyang tomorrow to resume their lives. As for the names of the two gentlemen, don't introduce them, keep them secret! Secrecy! Wang Yi smiled mysteriously.
Oh, hehe, also his grandmother's secrecy, what is there to keep a name secret, look at how you look, you must not be a person on the right path, the more I don't say it, the more curious I am!
Chen Zheng also said with a smile: "It turned out to be someone from Prime Minister Fan's mansion, isn't this right!" Prime Minister Fan and I are iron buddies who talk about everything, and in Xianyang City, our brothers have a lot of discussions. Let's put it this way, we are together through the window, climb over the wall together, open the crotch together, share the spoils together, and the old iron together. Can your relationship with Prime Minister Fan be comparable to mine?! ”
When the two people on the other side heard this, they just sneered and didn't say anything, thinking to themselves, who is this Nima, who can blow it so well, better than our Prime Minister Fan Sui Fan. Looking at his age, this braggadocio is quite good.
"Excuse me, what do you mean by that?" One of them asked.
What the hell! What can I tell you? I'll hold you back, Chen Zheng smiled evilly: "This can't be said!" ”
"If Your Excellency is really familiar with my prime minister, can you know the name of Fan Cheng's enemy in Wei for many years?" Another asked.
Oops, you still want to test me! Do you know what I'm studying?! As for the little that your family Fan Sui had back then, who didn't know, who didn't know! Isn't it that when Fan Sui was down, he relied on his eloquence to make a comeback in the Qi country. If it weren't for the sake of being famous, for the sake of being on camera, would he be beaten up by someone to death? Can someone throw him into the bathroom and pee on him? Now Fan Sui's dick has counterattacked and has become a professional manager of Qin State, and is deeply trusted and relied on by Qin Zhaowang, chairman of Qin's Group.
"You're talking about Su Jia and Wei Qi. When Su Jia sent an envoy to Qin to seek peace, my iron buddy was also named Zhang Lu, but he teased Su Jia very lightly, if it weren't for Su Jia's love for giving clothes, I'm afraid he would have died in Qin State. That Wei Qi, as the prime minister of the Wei State, believed the words of the middle doctor Su Jia, and beat your family Fan Prime Minister with the crime of Tongqi, and almost died. Prime Minister Fan asked Wei to send Wei Qi's head, otherwise he would flatten the Liang of Wei, but Wei Qi ran to Zhao Pingyuan Jun for refuge. In order to make Prime Minister Fan angry with him, the King of Qin deceived Pingyuanjun to the Qin State and asked King Zhao to exchange Wei Qi's head for Pingyuanjun. Even if Pingyuan Jun is enough buddy, he can't stop King Zhao's sword soldiers, so Wei Qi didn't end up in a different place, and handed over his head to Prime Minister Fan. Chen Zheng thought to himself, don't ask any more questions, there are so many in the textbooks, and if you ask again, you have to show your stuffing!
"This gentleman really knows my prime minister very well. I don't know what to call Mr.? ”
Chen Zheng thought to himself, the names of the two of you are kept secret, why should I tell you: "Haha, it's just a passing business trip, don't ask, don't ask." ”
"This is the famous wealthy businessman Lu Buwei, don't look at his young age, but he has a huge net worth! Hahahaha! Wang Yi pointed at Chen Zheng and said disapprerovingly.
Hey, you big mouth, you don't sell the two of them, but sell me alone, enough buddy, morality, how did Lu Buwei know this master, is he really stupid or pretending to be stupid?!
"Come on, bring good wine and meat, let me give Brother Lu a drink, and see off the two gentlemen!" Wang Yu shouted outside the tent, and several soldiers brought in several jars of wine, and each of them placed a jar of wine and a large bowl on the table, and then put a large plate of stewed meat one by one, and a knife next to the meat.
Oh my god, drink like this! I'm the master of the liquor who will be dizzy in three taels, drunk in four taels, and be struck by lightning in half a catty, if you play like this, I can't afford to accompany you. I'll focus on eating some of this raw, no-injection, hormone-free stew, and as for drinking, I'm already dizzy as soon as I put the jar in front of me.
"General Wang, you know how much I drink, I can't stand drinking like this! I'll just barely accompany you to drink a bowl, you have fun, you have fun! Chen Zheng waved his hand in a panic.
How do you know that this general Wang Di is not relenting: "Brother, the last time you came to Xianyang, in addition to bringing me a treasure knife from the Western Regions, you also gave my lady a lot of gold and jade jewelry, I haven't thanked you properly!" This time in my military tent, let go and drink, otherwise you will look down on my Wang Di, and there will be no friendship between us in the future! ”
Chen Zheng is blocked in his heart! Why is there no beer here, this jar can hold four or five bottles, and maybe you can barely drink it. If I really drink a jar of liquor, I won't wait for the thunder in the sky, and die here with a golden cake!
How do you know that Chen Zheng poured a bowl of wine and put it to his mouth to taste it, why does it taste like expired beer?! It tasted sour, and I took a big sip, why didn't I feel anything?! Several people made a few big bowls in a row, and Chen Zheng just hiccuped a few times, and he was not a little drunk. Looking at the three of them again, their eyes are already a little straight and swaying from side to side. Damn, you guys here are still pretending to be drunk, can you really play together?!
Pick up a knife and cut off a few pieces of meat, oops! That's called a incense! The meat I ate before the crossing was all kinds of injections, all kinds of drugs, all kinds of hormones, and all kinds of crash courses, and it was just a kind of food called meat.
Half a jar of wine went down, and Chen Zheng felt the same as if he hadn't drunk it. A jar bottomed out, just a little bit of a feeling. I always drink with the old man at home at more than 52 degrees, how can there be such a low degree of liquor, oh my God, when do you have to drink it to get drunk!
The second jar of wine was on the table, and Wang Yi and the two of them were already in a flurry mood, and their tongues were even stiffer when they spoke.
"Come on, keep drinking! I, my Wang Di, I am grateful to the two of you, and even more grateful to Prime Minister Fan. If not, without Prime Minister Fan's wonderful and clever plan, plus the two, the two of Zhao Guozhi, the trip, I still have to follow, and that Lian Po is here for a long time, and Changping doesn't know how many years. Come on, dry this bowl! ”
"Wang, General Wang, drink to drink, Mo, don't talk about this. This, this matter has to be protected, confidential! One of them glanced at Chen Zheng and said hurriedly.
Chen Zheng almost choked on the meat in his mouth, and the piece of meat was stuck in his throat, and it took him half a day to swallow. Ask in Hong Kong dialect: Is there a mistake? I'm in Changping now?! This is a place where all Handan people are haunted by their dreams, back then, oh, no, it's now, Changping has died too many Zhao people, and the bones are a tragic word! Could it be that there is some mystery hidden in their words?! I've got to find out!
With a snap, Chen Zheng took out Prime Minister Fan's handwritten note from his arms and slapped it on the table. If you don't come up with a killer feature, you will play dumb riddles in front of me, and you will look down on people!
After Chen Zheng unfolded the road and proudly showed it to the three of them, he folded it up and put it in his arms. The three of them were dumbfounded drunk, and said one after another that everyone is their own people, their own people! Since they are all their own people, there is no need to hide and seek.
It turned out that Wang Yi was ordered by the King of Qin to lead a large army to attack Zhao, and the ultimate purpose was to fight for the thirteen cities of Shangdang. Who knows, that Zhao Xiaocheng Wang sent Lian Po as the main general, built high barriers, fortified walls and cleared the wilderness, no matter how the Qin army scolded the formation, he just couldn't live or die, and wanted to drag the Qin army to death in Changping. This Qin army is good at quick battles and field battles, and they came all the way here, and Lian Po's procrastination trick is really about to drag down the Qin State. The soldiers of the Qin State suffered countless casualties, and they lacked food and clothing, so they were really about to be unable to bear it. But at this time, the army was withdrawn, and the battles of the previous years were not fought in vain?! People died in vain?! Seeing that the Shangdang County on the lips fell into the pocket of Zhao State, where will the prestige of Qin State go, and where will the face go? !
If you want to say that Fan Sui has a lot of ghost ideas, or someone else can be the prime minister of Qin! If you want to defeat Zhao State, the key is Lian Po, if you can replace him, wouldn't Qin State's chances of victory be greatly improved. According to the report from the secret agent lurking in Zhao State, after the death of Zhao Hao, a famous general of Zhao State, there was a rich and handsome son Zhao Kuo, with high education, good looks, and high force value, which is simply a combination of three highs. Since this person became a famous general, he was arrogant and unruly, and he didn't pay attention to anything except King Zhao. Even Zhao Hao warned his family before his death that he would never let this guy lead the troops in the future. Fan Sui fell in love with Zhao Kuo's talent, the more this guy is in Zhao State, the more it is a blessing for the Qin State!
After some inconspicuous operations, the agents of the Qin State have made Zhao Kuo more and more famous in the Zhao Kingdom, and there are more and more fans, and he has become a powerful and idol superstar, an amphibian who can sing and act. Fan Sui saw that the fire was almost over, and it was time to activate this button to let Zhao State explode on the spot, so he sent these two disciples to sneak into Handan, and spread the rumor that Qin was not afraid of Lian Po and Zhao Kuo alone, so that all Zhao people, including King Zhao, thought that Qin was already at the end of the national strength and strong crossbows, and could not withstand a blow from Zhao State. Now, the task of these two doormen has been basically completed, and a speech contest on whether to use Zhao Kuo is being launched in the Zhao court. Qin Guo's repeated weakness, coupled with the credit of a few boxes of gold cakes given by Prime Minister Fan, Lian Po was afraid that he would not be able to cut the line in advance.
I gave you two emphysema, it turned out that you two made the ghost and made so many people die in our Zhao Kingdom. Chen Zheng really wanted to pick up the meat cleaver on the table and rush over to kill them.
Listening to them, it seems that Lian Po is still in front of the battle, and Zhao Kuo's kid is still in Handan to soak in Internet cafes! Without further ado, I have to think of a way to hold this Wang Di and send someone to Handan to deliver a message. That's right, just do it, change history will change history, what's the big deal, you can't ignore the lives of 400,000 ancestors! There must be their own family members there!
Chen Zheng picked up the wine jar and came to Wang Di, insisting that Wang Di do this altar with him. This Wang Yi also wondered, how did Lu Buwei's alcohol consumption come up, and he dared to play with me! It's worth it!
Drink! Drink it in one pass! Chen Zheng was worried about the wine jar in the big tent, looking seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied. It's a small example, the master is made of pure grain wine, and you are also called wine, so you have to drink it all to pieces! Wang Di and the two of them had basically declared the game over, lying on the table and talking incoherently, not knowing what they were muttering, like a crashed computer, full of gibberish.
Convincing or not?! Don't you claim to be quite drinkable? Why don't you drink it, and the cow fork will go to the sky for you, and the master will give you a bottle of wine to dry it down. Chen Zheng stretched out his foot and knocked Wang to the ground. Then, he staggered behind the two of them, and one of them stomped a few feet, I let you be spies! I'll let you go to Handan! I'll let you spread rumors! The two of them didn't respond to a few kicks, and fell to the ground on all fours.
Walking out of the big tent, the sky was full of stars at this time. Seeing the vast Milky Way, countless dense bright stars filling the night sky, Chen Zheng was fascinated, as if he had returned to the time and space when he came. The sun, moon and stars are eternal, but people and things in this world shuttle back and forth. Thousands of years are just a moment in the universe! What is the difference between me more than 2,000 years later, and the stars I am looking up at now in the Warring States Period?!
Ay! It's a pity that many people in the future won't be able to see such a starry sky, they will be blinded by the haze on a small earth, only know how to compete for fame and fortune, cannibalism, forget their own insignificance, forget where they come from and where they are going, it's really pitiful!
Retracting his thoughts, Chen Zheng saw that some soldiers were warming up around the fire not far away, inquired about the location of his own people, called the old servant to no one and whispered, took out two golden cakes from his body and gave them to the man, and hurried back to the big tent.
The servant quietly departed from the group, took some dry food from the carriage, took a sheepskin water bag on his shoulder, and disappeared silently into the night.