Yuan Tan recruited not enough soldiers, and the military advisers also said that he was a saint.

Looking at the eyes of the generals, it seems that what the military advisors said is still very correct.

Yuan Tan was not happy, he didn't want to be a faint king, "This is not enough to recruit soldiers, but it is sage, you can tell me." ”

Tian Feng stood up and saluted, "I didn't recruit enough soldiers not because the people didn't come to join the army, but because they were all overweight and didn't meet the conscription standards." ”

Before the words fell, Tian Feng sighed, "From Yan Huang, the people have never had such a good life. ”

The civil and military people all nodded earnestly and praised, but they were also embarrassed. The lord is too holy, he simply shouldn't be so holy.

Yuan Tan opened his mouth wide, but he didn't expect this explanation.

It turned out that under Yuan Tan's rule, the grains were abundant, the fragrant pigs were running around, and the people had never had such a good life, it was too comfortable and comfortable.

The local people who seem to be other princes are skinny, and Yuan Tan's people are all overweight because they eat meat and fat.

The half-sized children are not fat, the parents are all poor, and now they have a good life, not only do they not persuade them, but they also let the children continue to eat.

There is a way that when the youth is strong, the country is strong.

If you are a young man, you will not have the physique to protect your family and defend the country!

The rhythm of overweight for all!

Yuan Tan began to become uneasy, and suddenly got up, "This can't work, how can you eat like this one by one?" Absolutely no more! ”

Zhao Yun sighed one by one, it seems that the lord's troubles are different from the kings since ancient times, the other kings are all worried that the people have no food, and the lord is worried about eating too much.

It's a blissful annoyance.

I have to say that in this matter, counting from the three emperors and five emperors, all the emperors together have to depend on Yuan Tan pretending.

Frustrated and sighed: "This can't be blamed on the people, after all, they haven't eaten it before, and now they can't control it." Especially your fruit and corn, which are all snacks. ”

"The main reason is that the Lord is Shengming." Chen Gong Zhengse.

The civil and military people are also painful and happy, very contradictory.

"You say my holy words, why am I still so painful in my heart?" Yuan Tan said excitedly.

It seems that a great military division like Xun Youtian Feng, and a general like Zhao Yun and Xu Huang, all looked at Yuan Tan, and when you talk about our hearts, we are also very conflicted in our hearts.

Yuan Tan Zhengse said: "The people have lived a hard life for decades, and if they can't control it suddenly, they can't blame the people, or we are not good for guidance." ”

He is also a big leader now, and he carries everything on his shoulders.

"Yes."

Such a burden must be resisted by Yuan Tan, and the civil and military officers have expressed their approval.

Yuan Tan also felt more and more the difficulties of being the core, and tens of millions of people were waiting for him to make a decision, and a wrong decision would change the fate of the entire Huaxia.

Therefore, Yuan Tan does not make decisions lightly.

"This is not good, you can't gain weight for all people, but you have to be a national fitness." So Yuan Tan issued an instruction, "All localities, go deep into the villages, and carry out fitness sports in an all-round way." ”

Everyone got up, and they also felt the seriousness. After all, if it goes on like this, it will become fat, and the army will have no future.

Vertical day.

In the streets and alleys of the national capital, on the podium dedicated to publicizing policies, grassroots civil servants are working hard.

"Exercise, once in ten or eight years!"

"Last time it was the princes begging for Dong, and last time it was the Yellow Turban Rebellion!"

The people gathered around, and it seemed that this time it was Prime Minister Yuan Cheng who was going to exercise.

"My lord, what kind of exercise is this time?"

The people couldn't help but ask.

The grassroots clerks took out notices one after another, posted them, and pointed and said: "This time it's national fitness!" ”

Bang la blah.

The clerks were stunned to see that the scene, which had just been full, was empty.

"I hate exercise the most, I finally eat fat, and I said that I would show my ancestors when I went to the grave." A little chubby dun gnawed on the pig's trotters and slowly walked away.

“……。” Clerk.

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Conscription grounds.

When Yuan Tan came here, he saw the red flag waving and the slogan was excited, but the door was crowded.

The conscripts were either sleeping or in a daze, and there were also counting ants.

"Stand upright!"

There was a loud ......, and there was a sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

When the soldiers reacted, they saw the lord throw his sleeves and leave, scratching each other's heads, they couldn't help it, there were a lot of people here, all of them were fat, they couldn't go out to catch strong men.

Afternoon.

Yuan Tan sat in the hall, looking at the military advisors with vicious eyes.

The military advisors were looked at one by one, and they said in their hearts that it was not our fault that they were sincere, but they blamed the lord for having a lot of meat in the pot.

It seems that after the announcement was sent, the effect was not ideal, after all, who doesn't want to live a comfortable life, and they don't want to lose weight.

"What can I do?"

The military advisors looked at each other, and they had no good way, after all, the people were not enemies, and they could not be persecuted by coercion.

Yuan Tan took the case, "What's special!" ”

The military advisors were all frightened and knelt down, and Tian Feng said excitedly: "Lord, you can't use robbery to go, the robbed strong men have no combat effectiveness!" ”

Yuan Tan looked at him viciously, "Who said that you caught a strong man?" ”

It turned out that it wasn't to catch strong men, but it scared us out.

"We give money, and someone will always work out if they give money, right?"

After hearing Yuan Tan's words, the military advisors were deeply 'painful'. Under the rule of others, there is no money to feed the people, and the lord has to give money to make the people lose weight.

No such thing has happened since ancient times, and this special meow is definitely going down in history.

Now it's definitely a prosperous age, and it's still so prosperous.

The military advisors felt that they were also the ones who created the prosperous world, why did they not feel idle at all, but even more tired.

Yuan Tan looked at the military advisors, "That's it, I'll mention a few key points, and you go back and ponder." But whoever is overweight, whoever loses one pound will be given one hundred yuan, five pounds and one thousand yuan, and twenty pounds and five thousand! ”

"If you're not overweight, forget it, after all, if you're too thin, it's not good for your body."

Yuan Tan finally said.

Let the people exercise and give the people money!

The military advisors looked at Yuan Tan with adoring eyes.

"Lord, I have to say, you are too holy." Xun You said excitedly.

Yuan Tan looked over, begging for nothing, "I'm too sage, so holy that I have to give them weight loss ...... after fattening the people." There is no more holy than me. ”

The strategists laughed awkwardly.

Vertical day.

On the podium in the streets and alleys, the grassroots clerks came here again.

"Exercise, lose weight, exercise to lose weight!"

The people came and went as if they hadn't heard.

The clerks don't care, the big head is still behind, "Whoever loses one pound will be given one hundred yuan, five pounds and one thousand yuan, and twenty pounds and five thousand!" ”

Suddenly, the people who were hurrying up and down the street became wooden carvings, motionless, and many of them did not put down their feet.

Then the people surrounded the pulpit.

", pay back the money after exercising, is the prime minister stupid?" The first people to come to the stage lost their voices.

"You are stupid, dare to say bad things about the prime minister, beat him!"

Cracking sound.

The man was beaten and pumped.

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