The day of departure finally came, and I was both excited and sad. I am excited that I can go back to the Tang Dynasty to be a prince and grandson, but I am sad that I am reluctant to leave after living here for a long time.

took out the gourd that stole Lao Bai that day, and opened it to find that there were three gold pills inside. This guy is really good at picking the door, and he doesn't have much guard when he goes out. Forget it, three will be three, leaving two golden pills. I took the remaining one to the Tang Dynasty in case I needed it.

Then he wrote a letter to his parents in the 21st century, instructing them to eat the gold pill on the table. The golden pill in this Taibai gourd was given by Taishang Laojun, what kind of character is Taishang Laojun, then only Lao Bai can deduct a few elixirs from Taishang Laojun. To a tall and handsome immortal like me, no one looks at me with a straight eye.

Well, no more nonsense. I quickly got Ah Huang (the family dog) some food, and some broken bread for my cute little fish. I'm almost gone, and I'm going to let them improve their lives.

I walked out of the door with my large suitcase, and I wanted to use my immortal energy to fly to the Nantian Gate, but when I jumped up, I found that my mana was still sealed. After a few jumps, a crowd of onlookers came out of nowhere. They looked at me curiously, thinking that I had a mental problem, and there was even an troublesome old man who called 110 to call the police.

I went back to my house in shame and took out the incense I had left over from that day and lit it. After a while, Lao Bai came, and when he saw me, he asked curiously why he didn't leave. I just smiled and he understood, he really deserved to be the Jade Emperor's henchman.

Three or two times Taibai lifted my seal, and I flew out of the clouds with my box of treasures, a somersault cloud. It's so cool, I haven't flown in almost 30 years, I have to walk in the sky for a while today, I thought happily.

Taibai shouted behind me for me to wait for him, seeing that he was so old, I would wait for him for a while. I was almost asleep sitting in the clouds, and he flew over with the auspicious clouds that were too white.

Normally, I would have tore off his beard. But you can't offend him at this time, otherwise my dream of being an emperor and prince will be in vain.

With a smiling face, I slowly followed Lao Bai from the Triple Heaven to the Ninth Heaven, and the galaxy was still so beautiful. But the black hole over there is still so dark, and a meteor quietly passes in front of my eyes when I am not paying attention, which is much more beautiful than fireworks in the world.

I was happily admiring the beautiful scenery, and the old white scenery patted me. He was full of anger and asked him to return the gourd to him, and I suddenly realized that something was wrong, and when I was about to escape, he sealed the mana again.

I had to apologize with a grin, but he said, "If you want to run away from stealing my things, hurry up and bring them." A few days ago, I was still in this position to pay attention to my godhead, and I have only been a human being for a few days, and I have even lost my personality? ”

Hearing him tell me this in a fit of indignation, I had no choice but to pull out his gourd. Who knew that he was quite careful, and when he opened it, he found that there was a golden pill left inside.

Seeing the way he got angry, I wanted to laugh. But this is not the time to laugh at all, and maybe it will make me cry for a while. I hurriedly comforted: "Brother Bai, don't be angry, I'll give you an IOU." On the day I return to the throne, I'll go to my brother Wenqu Xingjun to get you a peach to taste. ”

As soon as Lao Bai heard that there were peaches to eat, the anger on his face disappeared a lot.

I asked curiously, "How did you know that I took your golden pill?" ”

Taibai just smiled and took out a mirror from his sleeve, "Damn, Xuanguang Treasure Mirror." Isn't this the treasure of guarding the immortal realm in Nantianmen? How did it get into his hands? I whispered.

My words seemed to have been heard by him, and he proudly told me that I was temporarily in charge of the Jade Emperor. The reason why he sued me was because he was afraid that I would go to the Jade Emperor to complain about him again.

Regardless of whether he stole it or the Jade Emperor really put him in charge, I saw in his mirror the scene where I used the Flying Dragon to explore the clouds and steal his gourd that day. The incident where I was shopping in the world with a large bag is also presented in the mirror.

While I was being surprised, I saw something big in his mirror. The Jin Dan I left behind was thrown into the fish tank by the nanny Aunt Zhang, who didn't know a single big word, and definitely didn't read my letter, and must have fed the Jin Dan I had worked so hard to steal as fish feed, and I was so miserable.

But Taibai pinched his fingers and didn't know what to calculate, and then said to himself thoughtfully: "Providence, providence." "I was about to ask him something, when suddenly I saw him wave his sleeve, and the two little fish that had eaten my golden pill disappeared from the fish tank.

It wasn't long before two fairy-like girls knelt in front of me. They said in unison: "Thank you master for helping me become immortals, and I will definitely serve my master in the future." I looked at the two fairy-like girls in front of me in amazement.

"Could it be that you are my goldfish?" I asked them, a little incredulous.

Taibai stroked his beard and said happily: "They are the goldfish and red fish that ate Jindan just now." Ben Xian just pinched his fingers and calculated, they have gone through ten generations and nine tribulations, and today they just happened to become immortals. It's just that there is still a catastrophe to go through, so I have to go back to the Tang Dynasty with you to make contributions, and there is no room for them in modern times. ”

That's fine, even though it's two fish. But after all, they have cultivated into immortal bodies, wouldn't it be easier to bring them to make contributions, and save the hard work of starting a business in the Tang Dynasty. It's just a pity that my parents in the 21st century don't have a fairy fate, helpless!

When the two fish heard Taibai pointing out their path to becoming immortals, they were even more grateful to Lao Bai for kowtowing to an unknown number of heads. Then Lao Bai said to me: "Brother, the road is slim, it's good to give you the seven-star divine sword for my brother." ”

When I heard that Lao Bai was going to give me a divine sword, I was so happy that I forgot about him eating my fairy peach.

I saw Lao Bai raise his finger and recite a few words, and after a while, a divine sword appeared. Then, as if hearing something, the two fish turned into a ray of light and burrowed into their swords.

I asked curiously, "What did you tell my fish?" How did they all get into your sword?"

Taibai smiled and said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." Then he cast a spell again, turning the Excalibur given to me into a pendant-sized ornament, and then put it around my neck.

I feel more and more that this matter is not simple, and I find that this old white is not willing to help me. was about to open his mouth to ask him the reason, but he said: "The Tang Dynasty is not as modern as the modern one, there are many fairies and demons there. I was afraid that you would cause unnecessary trouble, so I sealed the Excalibur that was given to you. Even the memories of your immortals will be erased, so that you don't have to leak the heavenly secrets to cause a war between heaven and man. ”

Hearing him say that this means not only confiscating all my treasures, but also erasing the memories of my past lives. I said a little unhappily: "Brother Bai, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge!" You've eaten all my peaches."

Hearing me say Xiantao, he was afraid that I would visit the Jade Emperor next time I came back. The charge of accepting bribes is enough for him to go down to the third world.

Then I took out the voucher that he had signed for me that day, and I sternly demanded that he must give me birth to the prince and grandson.

After he saw the credentials, he was even easier to speak, in fact, I am also an honest fairy. Since he is afraid that I will cause unnecessary trouble to heaven and earth, then let him seal my memory in the heavenly court, anyway, it will not be good to bring the memory of the gods to the Tang Dynasty.

However, I made a list of two requirements and asked him to agree, otherwise I would take the voucher and go to the Jade Emperor to complain to him. I'll sue him for eating and drinking and not doing things for me, don't look at the world's light management of this matter, the heavenly court is strict.

I will list the two requirements one by one. First, I had to keep the memories of the 21st century, and I had to take the things in my suitcase with me. Otherwise, if I returned to the Tang Dynasty, I would not even have to suffer in my daily life. Second, I must be possessed by the emperor or the prince, and at the very least, the prince and grandson, so that I can fight for twenty years less. It seems that my trip to the 21st century has not been in vain, and I am much smarter than before.

Taibai is still righteous, and he agreed to what I said. Then he said that he wanted to give me a skill, and what did he say, if you want to make a contribution in the Tang Dynasty, you have to work hard.

I only heard him say: "Brother Xian, I don't know when we will meet this time." I have worn the seven-star divine sword and the two fairy fish on you, and they can save you from death at a critical moment. In addition, my brother will give you innate divine power, so that you can be invincible in the Tang Dynasty.

I thought that the divine power he gave me must be the power of a thousand bulls and two tigers, because Shi Dangdang had that divine power when he watched "The Legend of Sou Shen", and now that I think about it, it is quite majestic.

But Taibai said: "Brother Xian, take the credit, and this immortal will give you the power of one sheep and two dogs, so as to help you." ”

"Stop, wait a minute. What is the power of one sheep and two dogs, shouldn't it be the power of nine cows and two tigers? I asked, a little puzzled.

Na Taibai explained: "Brother Xian doesn't know, the power of the Nine Bulls and Two Tigers is not allowed to be used indiscriminately without the permission of the Jade Emperor, and the lethality is too strong." As a brother, I have to teach you the power of one sheep and two dogs that I have learned for many years, which is very good, be content! ”

The power of one sheep and two dogs, to put it bluntly, is the strength of one sheep plus the strength of two dogs. In that case, it's better than nothing! Although I was not very happy, I took the work and suddenly felt full of strength.

Taibai pinched his fingers and said, "When the time comes, that noble child of the mortal world is about to leave, and it is a good opportunity for you to possess the body." After saying that, he hid my Mud Pill Palace.

The Mud Pill Palace is where the Yuan Shen is located, and Taibai also told me that when I am in danger, the Mu Pill Palace will automatically open the Yuan Shen and save me from danger.

As soon as I listened to him, my memories in Heavenly Court became more and more blurred. Anyway, I know that Lao Bai is sending the divine sword, sending the fairy fish, and releasing the original god when it is in danger. To put it bluntly, when I can't make a name for myself, I can't come back if I want to, the memories of the gods have been sealed by him, this is not to cut off my back road. When the time comes, I will really make the heavens and the earth unwilling.

I drifted along the wormhole leading to the Tang Dynasty in a daze, and faintly hallucinated. All I remember is that I was holding my suitcase and not knowing where to go, and after a few steps, I fainted, and then I was groggy and unconscious.