"Vomit...... Dear mother, I ...... ...... vomit"

In the room, Ming Tian got up early in the morning and vomited everything he ate last night, looking at the vomit in the spittoon, it could be seen that only half of it was digested.

Today is the sixth day, except for the three biscuits the night before, I haven't eaten anything, what I ate last night, and now sixty percent has spit in the spittoon, which makes Ming Tian feel that his body is beginning to be seriously malnourished.

Hands and feet were shaking, muscles were sore, and everything in sight seemed to be waving across the water.

In order not to let his parents suspect him, Ming Tian ate last night.

During the two Jin Dynasty periods, people invented flour, and for this reason, they also invented the technology of hulling rice, which can be said to be the first innovation of rice and noodles as a staple food in China.

However, this innovation was completed in the Tang Dynasty, and today in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, because the rice production is very low, the habit of rice and millet mixed with cooking rice is still continued, and although rice can be hulled, millet cannot.

In addition to the wheat husk, the rice was mixed with many stones and insect corpses, and the only vegetables were boiled vegetables, pickles pickled by beriberi patients, and mutton vegetable soup that had not been stirred up and not fished with ginger and cooking wine.

Just this meal, for a rich and noble family like Ming Tian, it is actually a banquet-level luxury cuisine that only exists during the New Year's holidays, which is simply ridiculous.

Looking at his increasingly thin self in the turbid bronze mirror, Ming Tian realized the seriousness of the matter, changed his teasing personality, and his face was full of solemnity.

Psychogenic anorexia.

If I don't cook myself, I'm afraid that I will end this absurd journey through time because of this ironic illness.

But there is more important business to deal with at the moment.

After a simple wash, Ming Tian clumsily dressed up, and went out after dressing up with the aesthetics of this era according to his parents' instructions, Zhuge Fang and Fang Tian had been waiting for a long time.

Looking at his parents in this life, Ming Tian didn't have the sympathy he had for them when he hanged himself the day before yesterday, and he just felt disgust. How deep the poison of feudalism is to people is vividly shown in them.

"It's worthy of my son, it's really handsome to dress up."

"What the Xianggong said is, don't be bright, you want to see the county lord of Jiangmen today, you have to win glory for your father, if you can be elected as the county horse, our Zhuge family can also be regarded as half of the emperor's relatives."

"Mom and Dad, hurry up."

Not too long-winded, Ming Tian's unusually indifferent was not because of emotions, but just because he became sluggish because of malnutrition.

Sugar, salt, starch, protein, vitamins ABCDEFG, everything was lacking, and I had to find a chance to cook my own food.

An hour later, the town of Sumen.

The scorching sun shone on the heads of people who were as dense as locusts, and coupled with the fact that he was wearing breathless garbage clothes, Ming Tian, who was standing in front, felt that he was about to be sunburned.

When the townspeople heard that the main county of Jiangmen came to Sumen Town today to choose a county horse, they got up early in the morning and waited at the gate of the town, wanting to see the lord of Jiangmen, who is known as the first beauty in the world.

Sure enough, on the earthy yellow horizon, flags were printed in front of everyone's eyes with hundreds of soldiers in silver armor, as if a second sun had risen on the horizon.

"Alas, I saw it, I saw it, Lord Jiangmen!"

"Where?"

"Look, in the middle of the army, the one on a black horse and wearing silver armor!"

"Oh? Sure enough... Ay? Why doesn't this county lord make a sedan chair and ride a horse? Still wearing men's armor? It's so tightly wrapped. ”

"You don't know that, do you? The county lord of Jiangmen is the daughter of the sixth prince and the Di clan, so he has a bold temperament, and he does not wrap his feet, let alone sit in a sedan chair. As for the armor, it is said that the county lord had a strange illness and could not see the light, so this armor was specially made to facilitate travel. ”

The crowd had already begun to get agitated, Ming Tian squinted his eyes and couldn't see clearly what dark horses, what were wearing silver armor, and the troops were obviously still a mile and a half away from him, did the eyes of this ancient person have several layers of corneas like astronomical telescopes? Can you see it from such a distance?

"Brother Don't show up, don't come to harm."

At this moment, a boy next to him suddenly accosted him.

looked sideways, but saw a face like an olive, roe head rat eyes, but he was dressed in a splendid silk robe, and at first glance he was quite rich, and he was about the same age as himself.

"What? Gongsun Yuan? Ming Tian replied to him lazily.

This person's name is Gongsun Yuan, Mingtian was not born and worn, but the memory is inherited, this Gongsun Gongzi is the second family of Sumen Town, second only to Mingtian's Zhuge family, comparable.

Before this body was taken away by Ming Tian, it was a complete misbreed, an 18-year-old person, and he could be frightened and incontinent when he saw a cricket, so he was not less bullied by this grandson.

I heard that Jiangmen County mainly came to see Zhuge Buliang's demeanor, this Gongsun Yuan was unbalanced in his heart, and he wanted to compete with Mingtian in life and death, and he actually got the agreement.

Although Gongsun Yuan is far inferior to Ming Tian, he is a scholar, and in layman's terms, he is a position between Xiucai and Gongyuan.

The imperial examination has not yet appeared, so there is no such thing as lifting people and jinshi, the existing system is called the inspection system, but Mingtian is not a professor of history, how can normal modern people know what is the difference between the imperial examination and the imperial examination if they don't go to Baidu?

The only thing I know is that the scholar doctor is equal to lifting people, but the scholar doctor can be an official and the scholar doctor is not good, if the inspection is the prototype of the imperial examination, then the scholar doctor is equivalent to the prototype of lifting people.

"It's nothing, I'm just here to see how you, a mediocre talent who eats with your face, make a fool of yourself in front of the world's first beauty, the county lord of Jiangmen." As he spoke, Gongsun Yuan opened his fan and showed a sarcastic smile.

Although Gongsun Yuan had bullied his body, Ming Tian didn't plan to deal with him, but now that he kicked his nose in the face, how could Ming Tian not have a temper?

Ming Tian snorted, shook his head and sneered: "Hearing you say this, it makes it seem like this Jiangmen County Lord is here for you?" How? Too much ink in your stomach? Spoiled? So sour. ”

Gongsun Yuan smiled angrily: "Hmph, the county lord is indeed not here for me, but I am full of poetry and books, and I am already a scholar at a young age, which is better than your mediocrity." When the time comes, you will see how I take the beauty into my arms. ”

"Silly [beep]." scolded lightly, Ming Tian secretly sighed how pedantic and mentally retarded the scholars were these years, and did not argue with him.

After a short time, the army came to the city gate, and immediately set up camp in the city gate tower, but in an hour, they actually built a camp large enough for their eight hundred iron horsemen.

This operational efficiency can even top the modern army.

"It is not bright, Gongsun is far away." Soon, an order came from the army, and he directly skipped the link of the county order.

This made the Yue County Commander who was waiting on the side look a little embarrassed, I'm afraid it's because his rank as a seventh-rank foreign official is too low, and the county lord is too lazy to waste time and be polite to him, right?

"Hmph, Zhuge Gongzi, please." Gongsun Yuan closed his fan and smiled indifferently.

"Stupid [beep]" ignored him, Ming Tian followed the deputy general straight and walked towards the main account, and his parents behind him were still yelling for him to behave well, which led to being scolded by the centurion next to him.

When he entered the tent, he saw that on the main seat, the lord of the silver armor was sitting upright, like a handicraft.

Please, God, let this one in ten million chance happen, I hope this Jiangmen county lord is aesthetically deformed, and he has fallen in love with Gongsun Yuan next to me, let me go! I can't stand any more accidents.

Mingtian prayed in his heart.

"See the county lord, the county lord of Jiuyang was born in the Di clan, and he is a heroine among women, and when I saw it today, it really deserved its name." Gongsun Gongzi's fan was closed, and he bowed politely.

It's a ghost, people haven't even taken off their helmets, which one of you is worthy of its reputation?

Ming Tian glanced at him, bowed his hand, and did not spit out a word.

"Don't talk nonsense."

In the armor, a voice as cold as the moon came out at this moment, but the questions that could be asked were shocking.

"You two, do you know how to cook?"

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Reply to reader [Assian]: The role of [Beep] is not to prevent harmony, after all, we have a lot of Chinese homophonic words, I really want the protagonist to say foul language, it will not be harmonious.

The function of [beep] is to let the protagonist judge whether the other party is a traverser, and this [beep] has many stalks, which can be used when I am short of literary thoughts.