Although Dong Xiangpeng was quite confident in his calculations, when he saw Wei Wu's determined face, he couldn't help but blush, and opened his mouth and said nervously: "Nonsense! How could I add one less six? ”

"Oh? That is, Dong Gongzi has added six less ones! Wei Wu grinned and bared his teeth.

"Dong Gongzi doesn't need to argue with this little er, just let my housekeeper count it once!" Mrs. Zhu narrowed her eyes and said with a smile.

"Yes, ma'am!" The butler of the Assassin's Mansion took out the abacus, crackling continuously, and his proficiency was much faster than Dong Xiangpeng, and after a while, the old butler shook his head with some doubts, and carefully leaned into Zhu Daoyu's ear and whispered something.

Wei Wu was full of smiles, and the old god was watching this scene on the ground.

"Brother Wei, are you sure that he added a six?" Zhu Bajie cautiously leaned over and asked in a low voice.

"Hmph, isn't it possible that he added a seven-in-one?" Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and said disdainfully.

"Wei Wu, why are you so sure?" An Lushan was interested, and he also came over and asked.

"Isn't ninety minus eighty-four six a lot?" Wei Wu grinned and replied.

"Hmph, I'm asking you how you're so sure that the result is ninety?" Seeing that Wei Wu was not what he asked, An Lushan was a little dissatisfied, and frowned and said.

"Naturally, I have a more subtle way of calculating." The five old gods of Wei were there, and their eyebrows were raised.

Zhu Daoyu coughed lightly, and everyone in the hall quieted down, he stood up, took a light breath and said, "After my housekeeper has calculated it, it is indeed ninety!" ”

Dong Xiangpeng's face turned pale, and then he sat down on the ground with a puff, and shouted on his back: "Lord Thorn Shi, did your housekeeper miscalculate?"

"Hmph, Kun'er, take your brother home! Come back! His skills are not as good as others, don't be embarrassed! When Dong Xiangpeng's father saw his son sitting on the ground in public, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and shouted with a red face.

The man who was called Kun'er walked up to his younger brother quite culturedly, helped Dong Xiangpeng up, and said to Wei Wuyi: "In Xia Dong Xiangkun, Brother Wei's mathematical skills are unfathomable, and I admire them very much!" The younger brother is not reasonable, and now he is embarrassed, and he still hopes that Brother Wei Haihan! ”

"Hee-hee, it's okay, I can still do these simple questions!" Wei Wu nodded, "modestly".

Dong Xiangkun didn't say much, but helped his younger brother with a pig's liver color to summon a family member and went out.

"Hmph, Brother Wei is a good number! But I don't know how this poetic couplet is? In Xia'e Prefecture, Liu Daoxu still wants to ask for a lesson or two. "A man in white, with long hair and a shawl, a piece of warm jade embedded in the jade belt around his waist, a folding fan in his hand waved gently, and the end was chic and extraordinary.

"Fifth brother, this Liu Daoxu is our No. 1 talent in Ezhou!" Zhu Bajie leaned over with a fat face and glanced at Wei Wu cautiously.

"What? The first vegetable in Ezhou? Wei Wu's eyes widened and he looked at Liu Daoxu suspiciously, and said loudly.

Liu Daoxu frowned, and said angrily: "I, Liu Daoxu, am known as the number one talent in Ezhou!" ”

"Oh? What kind of dish is it? Look at you, white, white, green, green? It must be cabbage seeds! Wei Wu looked Liu Daoxu up and down with a smile and asked.

"You little guy, don't take advantage of your tongue, let's see the real chapter under our hands!" Liu Daoxu said angrily.

"Oh? Wow, I heard that Liu Gongzi is talented, so come and match me! Wei Wu picked up the piece of paper, picked up a homemade pencil, and wrote a few big characters on it.

Liu Daoxu was uneasy in his heart, he wanted to come up with a title to embarrass the arrogant and presumptuous little two in front of him, but who knew that he took the lead, God knows what this weird little two was going to write to embarrass himself, and when he saw the eyes of the whole hall, he had to stand there, shaking the folding fan, and making a disdainful look.

"Haha, it's written!" Wei Wu raised the paper in his hand and grinned.

"Hmph, then you can show it to me!" Liu Daoxu glanced at Wei Wu, holding his head high, with a pair of disdain.

Wei Wuyi couldn't help but be annoyed when he saw this Liu Daoxu's eyes above the top, and frowned: "My couplet was made after I studied hard for three hours, why don't we make a bet Young Master Liu!" ”

"Huh? What a bet! Liu Daoxu became more and more uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't lose face in front of everyone, and opened his mouth to ask.

"If Liu Gongzi, you can't be worthy of my pair, I don't have any too difficult requirements, just trouble Liu Gongzi to call me respectfully when he sees me in the future: Master" Wei Wu grinned, and the thief's eyes shone.

"What if I come out?" Liu Daoxu frowned and replied.

"Childe, you're not up to it!" Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and said with a smile.

"Humph! If I come out, when you see me in the future, you will respectfully kowtow three times and call Daddy! Liu Daoxu frowned and said with a disdainful expression.

"That's good! Let's ask Master Zhu to do a notarization? Wei Wu bowed respectfully to Zhu Daoyu.

Zhu Daoyu was set up, it was not easy to postpone, and he was eager to know the ability of this little two, so he opened his mouth and agreed: "Okay, this official will do this notarization for the two of you!" ”

"Okay, then I'm still bothering Brother Sun, just send my Shanglian to Liu Gongzi for a look!" Wei Wu stuffed the white paper into Sun Zhuoyi's hand, grinned, and hugged it with both hands.

"Since it's a couplet, you can just read it, why write it?" Zhu Daoyu was puzzled, he realized that he also had a lot of research on poetry couplets, and when he saw that this little two didn't read it, but wanted to write it on paper, he asked curiously.

"I'm on the link, if I read it, I'm afraid that Liu Gongzi won't understand it!" Wei Wu shook his head.

Sun Zhuoyi sent the paper to Liu Daoxu, everyone surrounded it, and when they saw it, they were all stupid, but they saw that the dragon and the phoenix danced on the paper with exactly the same big words: "Chaochaochaochaochaochao ”

"This, this is Shanglian?" Everyone was dumbfounded.

Even soldiers like An Lushan and Sun Zhuoyi, who didn't know a single big word, were also curious, and An Lushan saw Wei Wu's appearance as an old god on the ground, and opened his mouth to ask: "Wei Wu, is this Shanglian Chaochao ”

"Yes, exactly!" Wei Wu grinned, and then said, "Alas, it seems that I want more than one apprentice!" ”

"How can this be a couplet!" A loud shout suddenly came from the crowd, but it was Liu Daoxu who was confused, thinking that this little two was deliberately trying to make a fake pair difficult for himself.

"Oh? Could it be that Liu Gongzi can't admit it? Wei Wu tilted his head, narrowed his eyes, and smiled.

"When did I say I couldn't get up!" Liu Daoxu frowned and meditated.

Everyone was discussing, and even Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Wan'er were a little confused.

"Wei Wu! You keep saying that you are an uplink, hmph, can you come up right! Zhu Wan'er already had a good impression of Liu Daoxu, but she was tired of this arrogant and domineering shopkeeper, and opened her mouth to support.

"That's natural, I came out of my own couplet, of course I can come up right!" Wei Wu shook his head, very proud.

"Humph!" Zhu Wan'er glared at Xiao Er fiercely, but she didn't say anything, frowned and thought about it.

After a long time, Sun Zhuoyi was impatient, he stood up with a grin, and shouted: "Hey, what is the first cabbage!" It's been half an hour, why haven't you come up yet? ”

Liu Daoxu's face was like frost, and his back was already soaked with sweat, he stood up with a bang, his handsome face tightened, and pointed at Wei Wudao: "Hmph, you are not a couplet at all, how can you come out right?" ”

Wei Wu shook his head, sighed slowly, and said with a face full of "regret": "Alas, I can't imagine that in this world, except for Li Bai and Du Fu, I can no longer find a person who can match me with two pairs!" ”

"What? Have you been paired with Li Taibai and Du Zimei? Zhu Daoyu stood up and looked at Wei Wu in surprise.

Everyone's eyes looked at the shopkeeper who looked regretful and lonely. Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Wan'er also looked at Wei Wu with considerable interest.

"Alas, in this world, only the two of them can compare with my talent!" Wei Wu continued to brag, feeling that this Li Du and the two were really famous.

A talented man who was good friends with Liu Daoxu, seeing Liu Daoxu sweating profusely at this moment, looked nervous, and couldn't help but stand up and say fiercely: "Hmph, then you can take a look at this couplet!"

"Okay, okay, then I'll send me back this link!" Wei Wu said with a hippie smile.

After taking the paper and handing it out, but seeing that the corners of the paper were already soaked, Wei Wu grinned, turned his head sideways and said to Zhu Bajie: "Brother Zhu, do you see if this Liu Gongzi has a fever?" How do you sweat in your palms? ”

Zhu Bajie was even more nervous than Wei Wu, shaking his fat hands, and said with a sad face: "Fifth brother, can you come out of the next couplet!" ”

"Hehe, then you can watch!" Wei Wu took out a pencil and wrote a few more big characters on the paper.

Zhu Bajie looked at it and was stunned!

This is actually the same format.

"Long, long, long, long!"

"This, what kind of couplet is this!" Liu Daoxu took the pair and shouted dumbfounded.

"Towards the tide, towards the tide"

"Long rise, long rise and long disappear"

Wei Wu read it out slowly.

When the first sentence was just pronounced, everyone in the hall fell silent, but when the second sentence was pronounced, it was an instant uproar.

Liu Daoxu's hand holding this couplet, trembling non-stop, April weather, but sweating profusely, wheezing violently, let out a long breath, bowed to the Wei Wu chair, respectfully leaned over and said: "Master!" ”

Zhu Daoyu's face was also blue and white for a while, and he didn't know what to do. Wei Wu waved his hand, made an old and solemn appearance and said: "Well, good apprentice, don't judge people by their appearance next time, don't think that you have no talent as a teacher just because you are handsome!" ”

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