Chapter Twenty-Nine: Look at me as if I were in the palm of God
"Thick-skinned, do you want to do it?" Wei Wu rubbed his palms and made a look of being ready to make a move, grinning his teeth and shouting viciously.
Yan Wenhou was suspicious in his heart, this damn shopkeeper always spoke and acted strangely in an unexpectedly strange way. At this moment, when I saw that this little guy was not even afraid of making a move, he was slightly stunned, this Wei Wu, could it be that he couldn't even do martial arts?
Wei Wu hugged his hands in his arms, his eyes narrowed slightly, he snorted disdainfully, his hands wrapped around his body to make a Tai Chi starting pose, and he shouted loudly: "Look at me like a divine palm, the Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect Style-"
Yan Wenhou's face changed suddenly, he had never heard of this Divine Palm, but seeing that this Wei Wu's expression was serious and serious, it didn't seem to be a fake, and his movements were extremely smooth, could it be the peerless palm technique left by a senior on the rivers and lakes, he was shocked and horrified, and hurriedly took two steps back, but he only felt that his heel was tripped by a branch, and he actually fell to the ground on his back.
That Zhao Dong Qian Xi, but seeing this little two acting like crazy, he suddenly heard the young master behind him say "Oops", and hurriedly turned around, but before he could help Yan Wenhou, he heard a loud shout behind him.
"Ahh My divine palm has been transformed into a realm, and it is easy to fight cattle across the mountains! Now I say, seeing that you have not done much evil, I will spare you, and you will go away of yourselves. Wei Wu was fierce and vicious, and his face was ruthless.
Yan Wenhou was dizzy from this fall, but when he saw that Wei Wu grinning sly, he turned around and ran! For a while, I only felt that my soul was flying away from this little er, and shouted violently: "Ben Shao tripped over a branch - this damn little er, you want to run!" You chase me! ”
Wei Wuyi saw Zhao Dong Qian Xi turn around, deliberately shouted, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu's trick is really powerful, and he really has the help of Rulai Now he has used the Divine Palm, and he should use thirty-six strategies He took two steps out of the bushes, stepped on the bluestone path, and ran up.
"Don't run, little girl!" Zhao Dong and Qian Xi heard that Yan Wenhou fell to the ground, and when they saw this little guy's godlike appearance, they almost believed it, and when they heard Young Master Yan's roar at this moment, they turned around immediately, picked up the long stick and rushed over.
Grandma, fifth brother, why am I so unlucky? Just after drinking, he was hunted down by evil forces? Wei Wu glanced back at him as he ran, but saw that the two family members had already abandoned Yan Wenhou and rushed towards him, so he hurriedly stepped up.
Hearing the footsteps getting closer and closer, Wei Wu turned his head slightly, but saw that the two people were about a foot apart from each other, and his heart was horizontal, and when he turned around, he ran towards the two people.
Qian Xi ran two steps ahead of Zhao Dong, and when he saw Wei Wu actually turning around, he was a little surprised, but he heard a loud shout in his ear: "Fuck you!" It turned out to be this greedy and fearful of death, Xiao Er kicked him, and in a panic, he hurriedly waved the long stick in his hand to resist.
"Bang" Wei Wuyi kicked straight into Qian Xi's waist, Qian Xi ate this kick, and with an "oops" sound in his mouth, his body took two steps back, and collided with Zhao Dong who followed him.
Wei Wu bared his teeth, only to feel that his shoulder hurt, but it was the Qian Xi who smashed on his shoulder with a stick, gritted his teeth, and turned around and ran again without hesitation.
Qian Xi and Zhao Dong scolded angrily: "Wei Wu, if you are a hero."
"** is a hero, your whole family is a hero" Wei Wu ran faster, and scolded without looking back.
Qian Xi was dizzy and angry by his sentence, but he couldn't get rid of him for a while, just thinking about this damn shopkeeper, he actually dared to turn around and kick himself, and he must be beaten hard when he catches him later, and he can't get out of bed in March before he can relieve his hatred.
Wei Wu was willing to stop for a while, the wind was blowing under his feet, and he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his back, but it was Qian Xi who was annoyed and smashed the root on his back.
Gritting his teeth, Wei Wu scolded viciously in his heart, Lao Tzu has been bullying me since he crossed over, you people have been bullying me constantly? He said that when the fifth brother and I become a prince, we will not cramp and peel your skin and put you to death. In addition, the Spring Palace cheats are also going to be practiced, and I was discussing with Xin'er tonight, when I was thinking about it, suddenly my feet slipped, my body's center of gravity was unstable, and I fell with a poof.
As soon as the two family members in the back saw this cunning and deceitful Xiao Er lying on the ground, they didn't say a word at the moment, and rushed up to Wei Wu is back with a kick.
Wei Wu had just gotten up, but he felt a strong force in his back, and he was kicked to the ground again, and hurriedly rolled to the side. Grandma, I don't know if there is 110 in Ezhou, how can Lao Tzu call the police? Wei Wu only felt that for the first time in his life, he needed the help of the government. As soon as he turned over, he saw that Zhao Dong slammed a stick vigorously, with the sound of whirring wind, and quickly smashed towards the door in front of him.
When life and death were at stake, Wei Wu stretched out his hands to protect his face. But I am still teasing in my heart, grandma, don't disfigure my fifth brother, my handsome face that despises Pan An and ignores Song Yu, if you ruin my appearance, my tigress Mu Xin will definitely chase you with a sword
With a pop, the long stick fell into Wei Wu's hand, and it was so soft and soft that it had no strength. Wei Wu reached out and touched the stick differently, it was actually half? Hurriedly opened his eyes, only to see two fierce and vicious family members, looking behind him fiercely and introvertedly.
Obediently, which way will this fairy come to the rescue? Wei Wuyi got up, but saw two people standing behind him.
The person on the left, dressed in a white robe, with a slightly thin figure, picturesque eyebrows, and skin like snow, is Li Muxin who Wei Wufang wanted to practice with. And the one on the right is a black face with a dense beard, like a bush of messy thatch that has been stepped on, a light blue cloth shirt lined with knotted muscles on the body, he is holding a murderous steel knife glowing with silver light in the moonlight in his left hand, staring at Zhao Dong and Qian Xi with an angry face, who else can Sun Zhuoyi, a bastard who is not using two steel knives to crisscross the battlefield?
"You, who are you? We are on the orders of my son-in-law, Yan Wenhou, Young Master Yan, to teach this shopkeeper a lesson! Zhao Dong looked at the half of the wooden stick in his hand, and then looked at the sword and sword that were still trembling on the ground behind him, and he was panicked in his heart, and shouted fiercely and restrainedly.
"Yan Wenhou?" Li Muxin's voice was crisp and asked disdainfully.
Sun Zhuoyi glanced at Li Muxin beside him with a little surprise, but he didn't bother to pay attention to what Yan Wenhou or Yan Wuhou he was, and scolded when he opened his mouth: "Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are Yan Wenhou or something today, today I beat my fifth little brother Wei, and you will be considered a pleasure if you are slashed!" Suddenly, when he turned around, he saw Wei Wu's face blue and purple, and he pulled his clothes and reminded in a low voice: "It's not Yan Wenhou, it's thick-skinned" Sun Zhuoyi coughed twice and said: "Tell you to be thick-skinned, Lao Tzu will beat him!" ”
"You, huhu, which onion are you? I'm Jinling Yan Wenhou! Yan Wenhou has been studying literature since he was a child, and his body is thin, where can he keep up with the wild running of the three people in front of him, and he came over panting at this moment, but he saw that his two family members were confronting the two, and when he heard this person actually calling his nickname with Wei Wu, he was naturally furious, and he opened his mouth and scolded.
Wei Wu stood beside Li Muxin with a disgraced face, only to feel a backache, a headache and a buttocks ache, and it was almost painful all over his body, but he saw Li Muxin looking at him with a concerned face, and her jade face was even fairer and more beautiful in the moonlight, so she couldn't help but quietly grabbed the beauty's soft hair, and gently scratched her slippery palm with her fingers
Li Muxin suddenly felt numb and itchy between her hands, glanced back at him, and was about to withdraw her hand, but saw that this annoying person's face was bruised and his clothes were tattered, and his heart was soft for no reason, so he let him pull himself and make it bad.
"Which onion is Lao Tzu? Haha, I'll let you know which onion Lao Tzu is in a while! Sun Zhuoyi waved the steel knife in his hand, grinned fiercely, and said loudly.
Yan Wenhou only saw clearly at this moment that the person who came turned out to be General An's messenger, what is the origin of this Wei Wu? How can you be so close to General An's envoy? Could it be that this little two still has a backstage? He was cowardly, and when he saw the evil anger on this bastard's face, where did he dare to fight back, he actually hid behind the two family members, did not dare to come out, and said in a much softer voice: "It turns out that it is you, the official!" This shopkeeper has insulted me several times, and I am going to beat him up for a while. ”
"Hmph, this little two is happy to serve me, and Lao Tzu wants to protect him! Why, you let people beat him today. Come and talk to me! Sun Zhuoyi patted his chest and made a dull sound, which was a sound that could only be made by muscles that had been refined into steel.
Where did Yan Wenhou dare to fight with such a person with an angry face, for fear that he would accidentally hurt his delicate body, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I, where do I dare to fight with General Sun?" ”
Wei Wu walked out with a big grin, still pulling Li Muxin's soft hair, pointing at his face with a hippie smile and saying, "Brother Sun, look, what kind of person have I been beaten by them?" My medical expenses, alas, I can't afford it myself! ”
Yan Wenhou's face darkened, and when he saw Sun Zhuoyi's ruthless face, where did he dare to make a sound, he hurriedly touched the money bag on his waist and threw it over. Wei Wu weighed the money bag, frowned and said, "Well, that's enough" Yan Wenhou just breathed a sigh of relief, but heard the damn Xiao Er continue: "It's enough for my medical expenses for one day." ”
"What? You, my bag of silver, to say the least, is thirty taels, you little two, don't you use ginseng bird's nest for medical treatment? Yan Wenhou frowned and opened his mouth to shout.
"Hehe, Yan Gongzi, the medical expenses, you are enough for seven days. However, there is also a mental damage fee, a clothing damage fee, cough cough, you know, my clothes are 130 taels of fine floral silk bought, a total of what, give you a discount, charge you 1,000 taels of silver! Wei Wu grinned and rubbed Li Muxin's soft, but the latter's face was flushed, and he didn't have the strength to withdraw his hand.
"What? One thousand taels? Are you robbing? Yan Wen shouted angrily.
"Hmph, he said to give as many taels as he wanted!" Sun Zhuoyi frowned, his tiger eyes glared fiercely, and he shook the steel knife in his hand with silver brilliance, which frightened Zhao Dong and Qian Xi into taking two steps in a row.
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