Sun Zhuoyi slapped his thigh, and was so complimented by Zhu Bajie, he stood up so arrogantly, full of confidence, with a high-spirited face, grinning, and opened his mouth to shout: "Hmph, you all can't come up, my old grandson will come up!" This next link is, domineering double knife brain-cutting melon! ”

"Poof-" Zhu Wan'er pursed her lips and chuckled, curious in her heart, since this Wei Wu has such talents, how can he feel at ease to be a shopkeeper? With him, Zhu Bajie, as well as this General Sun, and the rude bear, are all uneducated. The four of them? How do they get mixed up?

Everyone in the hall listened to Sun Zhuoyi's couplet, and the expressions on their faces were wonderful, but they were afraid of Sun Zhuoyi's bravery, and they didn't dare to come forward to mock him.

Zhu Daoyu coughed embarrassedly, waved his hand and said: "General Sun, you are also full of arrogance in this couplet, but this couplet is a little trick played by talented people, how can it be compared with your command of thousands of troops!" ”

Sun Zhuoyi's old face was shiny, his eyes were shining, and he sat down triumphantly, only to feel that for the first time he found that he was still a civil and military all-rounder, not a reckless man.

"Poof-" Wei Wu held back for a long time, his old face turned red, and finally he couldn't help laughing.

Sun Zhuoyi glanced at Wei Wu in a daze, and couldn't stop laughing when he saw this kid, his body was like a trembling stick, giggling and laughing, Sun Zhuoyi's old face suddenly turned red, he glanced at Wei Wu coldly, and said angrily: "Wei Wu!" What are you laughing at? ”

"Hahaha, I, haha, uh, I laugh at my coupling is so simple, it's only General Sun, you're right!" Wei Wuyi saw Sun Zhuoyi's expression becoming more and more annoyed, forced himself to hold back a smile, and said haha.

A wisp of river wind, swept across the Yangtze River, swept up the snake mountain, and gently blew the white-robed young man who stood outside the building and looked inward, and the wisp of wind hung in his ears, taking away a little dark incense.

I saw that this young man had a slender figure, his skin was as fine as fat, his willow eyebrows were like smoke, and his phoenix eyes were like dandan, and he was beautiful, but it was Li Muxin who was dressed as a man. At this moment, she gently leaned on the window, peeking in, sometimes pursing her lips and smiling, occasionally frowning slightly, for a while, all her postures were as bright as the autumn moon.

"Hey, what kind of Su Weilin is a great talent, can you match my lianzi?" Wei Wu waited for a while, and shook his head with a smirk. But in my heart, I was teasing, what kind of talent do you have from the first to the first hundred in Ezhou, the fifth brother, I will take all of them, hehe!

Su Weilinjun's face turned red, and he held back for a while before he said, "Hmph, isn't it thirty days!" Are you really Jing Chu Jun no one can come out right? What's more, I look at you, the little second, I'm afraid you can't be up to your own lianzi! ”

Wei Wu smiled "shyly": "Son Su Weilin, you are underestimating our Jingchu people!" Since I can write the upper couplet, then this lower couplet, even if I can't write three or five, I can still write one or two! ”

"Oh? Wei Wu, this Shanglian, can you come up right? Can you tell everyone in this room? Zhu Daoyu was interested, glared at Wei Wu and asked suspiciously.

"I can be right, but I can't be right now! If someone can come up right within thirty days, I will naturally take out my lower link. If no one comes up right, hehe, after January, you must meet one of my conditions, then how I will be linked, I will naturally see! Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand, grandma's, if I take out the next link so easily, you won't continue to attack me? It's a fool to say it!

"You shameless little two! If the condition you put forward is to do this Ezhou assassin history, then wouldn't my brother want to give way to you? You're wondering! Zhu Wan'er frowned, and her phoenix eyes glared at Wei Wudao.

"Yo, Miss Zhu, I have become a shameless junior before I say this condition?" Wei Wu responded with a hippie smile, then stood up and said with a serious face: "Besides, I, Wei Wu, will never ask you to do anything that violates heavenly principles and people. In addition, Miss Zhu, you, who are known as the first talented woman in Ezhou, don't you believe that you can come up right within thirty days? ”

Zhu Wan'er's pretty face was red and blue for a while, and she couldn't help but take a sip in her heart, only thinking that this little two was indeed a little knowledgeable, so she was arrogant and arrogant, and she didn't put the people in the world in her eyes, and she was hateful!

"Okay, I'll promise you!" Zhu Daoyu stood up and said to many talented people and beauties from the surrounding counties and counties of Ezhou: "This Wei Wu, although he is the second junior of the shop, is outstanding in literature, and he is proficient in mathematics and physics. I will make the decision for your colleagues in Ezhou, what if I respond to his request? ”

"What Lord Thorn Shi said is extremely true!"

"Don't obey!"

When everyone saw that Lord Assassin Shi had spoken, how could they not express their loyalty.

An Lushan squinted his eyes and looked at the triumphant Wei Wu, only to feel that he couldn't see through him. He opened his mouth and asked, "Wei Wu, if you are seeking officials and wealth, why should you not accept my invitation?" And go out of your way to deal with these characters? ”

Grandma's, high-ranking officials, glory and wealth, of course I want the fifth brother, but I really don't have this idea this time, not to mention that since I know your "ambition" in the future, forget it, Wei Wu thought about it with a wry smile, and responded: "General, I didn't think about dealing with them, but a friend of mine entrusted me, and I didn't dare to disobey!" ”

"Oh? Wei Wu, I see that you are not afraid of the sky and the earth, are there still people who dare not disobey? An Lushan narrowed his eyes and smiled gloomily.

Wei Wu bared his teeth and waved his hand: "General, you can't say that!" I'm afraid of a lot of people, like you."

"Hmph, if you are afraid of me, how dare you disobey me?" An Lushan snorted coldly, glanced at the tiger's eyes, quite dissatisfied, and then thought for a while: "Hmph, Wei Wu, isn't it a woman who entrusts you to act?" ”

Wei Wu was dumbfounded, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "General An, you are really powerful!" The one who dragged me to do my errands was actually our maid Xiaoqiu here! This Xiaoqiu had received Zhu Wan'er's favor in the past, and now when she saw that Zhu Wan'er was going to be forced to marry, she thought that I was also a little talented in Xiao Er, so she pulled me over to stir up the situation! ”

An Lushan's eyes were deep, and he glanced at the little two in front of him thoughtfully, but he didn't turn his head away and ignored him anymore.

This poetry and fighting talent at Mrs. Zhu's birthday banquet was a small episode, but at this moment, everyone in the hall was immersed in the couplet from the second child of Fang Cai's shop, as well as his sentence "There will be no poetry after Wei Wu". There are many ladies who hide their pretty faces, their eyes widen, and they look at this handsome and talented little two with a smile, and their hearts are trembling for a while, and their eyes are like silk.

Zhu Bajie looked at the beauties with a pair of fat eyes and affectionate eyes, and couldn't help but open his mouth and introduced Wei Wu: "Fifth brother, you have greatly increased your face today, you see, this is Yin Gongcao's daughter in a purple silk robe, and the one who is wearing a goose yellow blue and white shirt, yes, the one who flatters you is our richest man in Ezhou, Miss Fu family's daughter!" Also, that"

Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and teased: "There is also that, a goose-yellow long skirt, a little girl with a green jade hairpin pinned to her bun, but she is the eldest lady in the Zhu Thorn Mansion!" Look, she glared at me! ”

Zhu Daoyu clapped his hands, and a team of juggling teams came out in front of the door, and it was very lively outside the door, some performed mouth flames, some performed jiu-jitsu, and three light yarn girls danced

The lively performance outside the door, the people in the hall are also very interested, and they have raised their glasses, first to praise the current emperor Xuanzong, how to be enlightened, how to know people well, and then praise Prime Minister Yang Guozhong, and strive to serve the country. In the end, he began to raise a glass to compliment Zhu Daoyu, saying that his development of fishery and waterway trade, how happy the people's life is, never close their doors at night, and never leave the road behind

Wei Wu had already worn calluses in his ears when he heard these scenes in his previous life, and at this moment, when he heard everyone's flattery without any new ideas, he was quite disapproving, so he raised his wine glass, opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Two generals! Brother Zhu! The four of us are in the same adversity today, but now we can raise a glass together! ”

Everyone laughed, raised their glasses, and drank bitterly.

After three rounds of drinking, many people had already left the venue drunk, and Mrs. Zhu and Zhu Wan'er had long since disappeared, Wei Wu squinted his head and eyes, and vaguely saw Zhu Daoyu and the rest of the Ezhou officials and wealthy businessmen in the hall walking out leisurely, all of them were drunk, and they were helped into the carriage by the family.

"General Lu, general, I, my Lao Zhu are also going back!" Zhu Bajie took two steps in a daze, popped, fell to the ground, and stopped moving. An Lushan claimed to be surnamed Lu, Zhu Bajie has always wanted to meet nobles and soar, only to see that this "General Lu" can drink Sun Zhuoyi, naturally he will not let go of the opportunity to climb this giant tree, he drank a few more glasses than others, and he was already drunk at the moment.

Wei Wu bared his teeth, shook his head, and barely sobered up a little and said, "An, General An!" I, I'm going back to my room to rest! Then he felt that his lower abdomen was swollen and unbearable, and he said: "I, I'll go to the thatched house to make it easier!" ”

Wei Wu's eyes were already hazy at the moment, and he heard in a trance that Sun Zhuoyi wanted to help him go with him, but he didn't wait for him, and walked out by himself.

The ancients thought that the thatched house was a filthy place, and it was all set up in a more remote place, Wei Wuxing for a long time, only felt that he would have to flood the bottoms, pants and pants for a while, so he found a bush to get into, and with the sound of water, he suddenly felt that his lower abdomen was relaxed. muttered in his mouth: "Damn, it's crooked!" ”

"Ha, it turns out that you kid is hiding in this mess!" A familiar voice sounded behind him, Wei Wu turned around, but it was Yan Wenhou, Yan Wenhou was also red-faced at this moment, obviously drank a few more glasses, followed by two five big and three rough underground people, holding long sticks found out of nowhere, staring at him fiercely.

"Yo! Isn't this cheeky - thick? What's the matter, what's the matter with your fifth brother? Wei Wu borrowed the strength of wine, but he was not afraid, glanced at Yan Wenhou with drunken eyes, and opened his mouth to tease.

"Zhao Dong, Qian Xi, it's this kid who insulted me three times and twice, you guys watch it!" Yan Wenhou frowned, and pointed at Wei Wu angrily.

It turned out that Yan Wenhou came out of the Yellow Crane Tower, and remembered in his heart that the shopkeeper had humiliated himself twice, and at this moment, with the strength of wine, he hurriedly took two strong and strong people to wait for Wei Wu to come out at the door, ready to teach him a lesson. How do you know that if you don't pay attention, this kid is gone, and after looking for a long time, I found this damn little er, how can I spare him at this moment?

As soon as Yan Wenhou beckoned, Zhao Dong and Qian Xi outflanked Wei Wu from both sides with a cruel smile, and the long stick swayed in his hand, so it was not terrifying.

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