Liu Daoxujun's face was blue, and he only felt that everyone in the audience was laughing at him, and he was aggrieved in his heart, but he was helpless.

A gust of wind swept in from the window faintly, the fire candles in the hall swayed in the wind, everyone's expressions were wonderful, different, An Lushan was interested, Zhu Bajie was sweating, and at the moment he breathed a sigh of relief, Zhu Daoyu's expression was strange, but Zhu Wan'er and Mrs. Zhu couldn't see the emotion.

"Haha, Wei Wu, you are really good at writing and knowledgeable!" Brother An Lushan had a big hand like a big hand, slapped the table continuously, and opened his mouth to laugh wildly.

"Hey, the general has won the award! Luck, luck, I'm just lucky" Wei Wu waved his hand, but he was excited in his heart, grandma, what is this No. 1 talent in Ezhou? Isn't it still messed up by the fifth brother and my homophone? Besides, it's Li Bai, isn't he also conquered by the fifth brother's magnificent and domineering personality charm and fascination of all beings!

The talented man who gave Liu Daoxu a head, at this moment, seeing that Wei Wu, the second little shopkeeper, had stumped Liu Daoxu, who was known as the first talent, looked triumphant. knew in his heart that he was cheating, but Liu Daoxu had already made a bet with him, and now he really lost the face of the talented people in Ezhou! In his heart, he didn't accept Liu Daoxu's title of the first talent, but at this moment he felt that it was a great opportunity, if he could stump the second child of this shop, wouldn't he win back a city? And the title of the first genius, doesn't it fall on me? Thinking of this, he stood up, his robe swayed lightly in the wind, and said with righteous words on his face: "Hmph, I think this couplet is nothing more than a trick, Brother Liu has never seen this kind of homophonetic couplet, and he can't react for a while, and now I, Su Weilin, will come out of the triplet to get one back for Brother Liu!" ”

Liu Daoxu saw Wei Wu squinting his eyes at Su Weilin, but he didn't care about himself, hurriedly took two steps back, and rushed out of the door in a hurry. Everyone in the hall vaguely heard the call of the groom outside the door, and Liu Daoxu said in shame and embarrassment: "Go back to the house!" ”。

Wei Wu shook his head slightly, since this Liu Daoxu can be called the first talent in Ezhou, how can he be a bohemian in his heart, as free and easy as Tang Yin, I didn't expect him to be so narrow-minded, how did he know that this Liu Daoxu became an article at the age of five, and at the age of ten he went to Tokyo to worship the scholar Li Daoqian as a teacher, and studied poetry and books for more than ten years, coupled with his own talent, in this small Ezhou, he is naturally arrogant, and his eyes are all on the brain.

There are strange things every year, there are a lot of them this year, I can't imagine that this Yellow Crane Tower, a small shop second, can also make a pair to stump the first talent in Ezhou! Since he stumped the first talent, it was tantamount to challenging all the Ezhou talents present, and everyone in the hall suddenly made an uproar.

Su Weilin saw that Liu Daoxu's face was pale, and she left in shame, squinted her eyes and smiled gloomily, and then shouted righteously: "Wei Wu, I'll make a pair."

"Brother Su, this Wei Wu is just a small shopkeeper, how can you take action personally?" Another Ezhou genius stood up and grinned.

"Ahem, you talents don't need to worry, today is the birthday banquet of the old students, so naturally you have to enjoy yourself!" Mrs. Zhu stood up with a smile and said with a smile.

"Mrs. Gaojian, Xiaosheng Lu Helei, I am willing to do so!" Lu Helei, who had just rushed to make a move with Su Weilin, stood up and bowed respectfully to Mrs. Zhu.

Wei Wu saw a lot of talented and beautiful people, all of them stared at him, his face was proud, but his heart was aggressive, grandma, didn't Lao Tzu stump your first talent? As for hating me so much? Besides, I am now your first master, and you have to respect your master

Zhu Bajie saw Wei Wu looking at the beauties opposite one by one with a hippie smile, and he didn't have to challenge the consciousness of the entire Ezhou scribes at all, he couldn't help but look at Wei Wu with a sad face, and shouted in a low voice: "Fifth brother, I really obeyed you!" Don't you see yourself in the spotlight? ”

Sun Zhuoyi frowned, angry, and snorted: "Hmph, what kind of talented people and inkmen, if they dare to attack the five Wei brothers, my old grandson will split them into two people with one sword!" ”

Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he was thrilled, this master followed An Dashuai to the north to conquer Tubo and Xi these barbarians, and the surname under his hand was probably not a thousand but eight hundred, if he was crazy here, then Zhu Bajie opened his mouth, leaned over with a sneer, and whispered: "This master, they don't want to shoot Wei Wu with a sword, but to fight with Wei Wu together!" It's useless to cut with a knife! ”

Sun Zhuoyi's old face turned red, patted the hilt of the knife on his waist, glared at the dead fat man beside him, and said viciously: "You dead fat man, when I don't know that they want to fight!" You look down on me for only going to a private school? His tiger eyes glared, and the evil aura struck, which frightened Zhu Bajie so much that his face turned pale and he didn't know what to do.

"General Sun, this is Ezhou!" An Lushan said coldly, word by word.

"Lord, I know!" Sun Zhuoyi's momentum dropped suddenly, and his voice turned low in response.

Zhu Bajie saw it in his eyes, this Sun Zhuoyi was simply a reckless man, and he didn't even pay attention to Zhu Daoyu, the assassin of Ezhou, but he was frightened by the casual words of another big man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, could it be that this strong man like a cow is the real big devil who kills people without blinking? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look at An Lushan twice, only to feel that the more he looked at it, the more it looked like it

An Lushan noticed that Zhu Bajie was staring at him, turned his head and glanced at Zhu Bajie casually, but Zhu Bajie was almost scared out of his urine, where is this to look at people, this is simply to see a pig to be slaughtered!

"Alright, you two don't fight, let's see if they send a representative to pair me first! Looking like this, it looks like someone who has come to fight an outpost, and he is vulnerable, vulnerable! Wei Wu grinned and said. I feel ridiculous in my heart, when these talents were just when I poured Liu Daoxu, only one or two people jumped out, but at this time, I recommend the weakest one to try my level?

A young man in white came out of the crowd over there, eating white and fat, but he also walked over in a chic manner, and was about to speak very politely, but Wei Wu grinned: "No need to introduce yourself, you came one by one, I can't remember!" You just put the pair! ”

The white-clothed young man's face turned purple suddenly, beads of sweat dripped down one after another, and he was stunned there, unable to say a word for half a sound, and was silent for a long time, before he whispered, and said quite unconfidently: "I, I have a pair of poems with you!" ”

Eh, this time Wei Wu is interested, his old face is shining, and his heart is scratching, poetry? Even Li Bai has accepted my poems, just you little guys, aren't you ready to catch them? What Su Dongpo, Tang Yin, and Li Qingzhao are all possessed, fifth brother, I will kill you

Wei Wu grinned and said, "What poem are you, come first!" ”

The young man in white coughed softly, and many talented beauties behind him quieted down and listened quietly.

The young man muttered in his mouth, thinking for a while:

"One person, two people, three or four people, five people, six people, seven or eight people.

Nine people, ten people, eleven people, all in the banquet! ”

Is this a fucking poem? Wei Wu was dumbfounded, this level is only lower than Zhu Bajie's "Yellow Crane Tower"! Sure enough, it was a cannon fodder-level little ant who explored the path in advance, coughed awkwardly twice, and opened his mouth to chant a poem that everyone in later generations was familiar with:

"The hoe said that in the afternoon, the sweat dripped into the soil.

Who knows that Chinese food is hard work! ”

As soon as the poem was finished, An Lushan stood up with a loud voice, stretched out his bear paws, patted Wei Wudi on the shoulder quickly and fiercely, and asked anxiously: "Wei Wu, what is the name of this poem!" ”

"Well, I saw the peasants working hard a few days ago, and they made it with their surnames, so I can just give them a name. Well, it's called - Compassion Poetry! Wei Wu's shoulder was hurt by his slap, but he was not ashamed to speak, and pretended to think for a while.

"Compassion for nong, what a compassion for agriculture! All our brothers were born poor, Wei Wu, can you write this poem down and send it to me! An Lushan's expression was quite excited, and his body was as strong as a bear, and he trembled slightly.

This An Lushan is not as great as it is written in history, it is also a person who sympathizes with the toiling people, Wei Wu suddenly has a good impression of An Lushan, he waved his hand and said: "General An, if you like it, I will give it to you!" ”

An Lushan was also born in a poor family at the beginning, and when he heard that although the status of Wei Wu was low, he also sympathized with the toiling people, so he suddenly became a little excited, he sat down, and his expression instantly returned to normal and said: "En! ”

The talented and beautiful people on the opposite side listened to this poem, but they began to shirk again, and after a while, another "talent" was pushed out.

Wei Wuyi saw that the person who came was cannon fodder again, so he couldn't help frowning and shouted: "Hmph, you people, you don't have the guts!" Let your people with the highest level come out, I will only take one pair today, and only make one poem! Would anyone like to come first? ”

Dozens of talented people on the opposite side, at first glance, when they saw that the shopkeeper was still putting up a score, they immediately made an uproar, Lu Helei stood up and glared at Wei Wudao angrily: "Hmph, you little shopkeeper, all our Ezhou geniuses chant poems with you, do you dare to pick and choose?" ”

"Hmph, you talents, my little shopkeeper is fighting with you, you still dare to fight on wheels? Not afraid of losing your identity? Wei Wu said with a hippie smile imitating Lu Helei's words. I can't stop scratching in my heart, grandma, fifth brother, the poems in my stomach are limited, and it will be of great use to soak my sister in the future, but I can't waste it with you little miscellaneous hairs!

"You, you" Lu Helei knew that he was wrong, you said twice, but his face turned red and he stopped talking.

"What's wrong with me? If you want to be right, you are right, no, I will go first! Wei Wu yawned and smashed his mouth: "Oh, I'm so tired today, I'm going back to sleep!" ”

Mrs. Zhu saw that the talented people were so angry that she shook her head slightly and said, "Brother Wei, your one-on-one poems are really a little less, and I can't enjoy listening to them!" It's better to have three poems on three! ”

"Haha, okay, then listen to the birthday star! Hey, on the other side, there are only three chances, have you decided on the candidate? Wei Wu had a hippie smile on his face, quite unexpected.

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