A group of talented people over there gathered to discuss, and from time to time someone turned their heads and glanced at Wei Wu with envy, hatred, contempt, and occasionally admiration.

Wei Wu sighed and was silent for a long time. Although he was neither humble nor arrogant, and he looked confident, his psychology was nervous, and he sighed in his heart, Xin'er, for a husband today, he can be regarded as mighty! For you, I offended the second generation of rich people and the second generation of officials in Ezhou!

An Lushan looked at Wei Wu quietly, only to feel that the little second in front of him, dressed ordinarily, was talented, whether it was mathematics or literature, he was amazing. At this moment, seeing that Wei Wu's face was a little gloomy, he just said that he was pregnant and didn't meet him, so he stretched out his "bear paw" and gently patted Wei Wu's shoulder to show relief.

When Wei Wu was thinking about whether Li Muxin would come to his new hut at night, his body was unstable and he sat down on the ground with a pop. Wei Wu glanced around at the gazes of everyone, his old face turned red, he quickly sat up, and whispered to An Lushan's ear: "Uncle An, don't shoot me in the future, okay?" We have been lacking calcium since we were children, and we have no money to buy a cover, and now our bones are loose! If you slap my thin arms and legs off."

An Lushan Pingli led the army to fight, it was a serious person, and he couldn't help but grin at Wei Wu's nonsense, look at Wei Wu's thin arms and legs, he is clearly a sturdy young man, compared with the uneven "talents" on the opposite side, where are the thin arms and legs?

"Wei Wu, I'll fight with you first!" The people on the opposite side seemed to have come to the conclusion that Lu Helei made his debut out in a crowded manner.

"Please!" Wei Wu narrowed his eyes, stretched out his right hand, and made a gesture of inviting the ground.

"Hmph, listen up! My uplink is: Idle Door Wood! Lu Helei is quite dissatisfied with Wei Wu's actions, but he is quite confident in his own couplet, the door is naturally an idle word, you little two, I'm afraid I can't even see the meaning of my couplet!

"Yo? Charades? Wei Wu narrowed his eyes, and his fingers tapped lightly on the tabletop, making a clanging sound.

Zhu Bajie was in a hurry, and after thinking for a while, he whispered to Wei Wu: "Busy looking at the people all over the place!" I'm absolutely neat, you take it to him! ”

"Poof!" Wei Wu couldn't help laughing, raised his hand and patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and said, "Brother Zhu, you are really high now!" However, such a simple coupling is too easy," he raised his voice and said, "I'll treat him first, and I'll think about it." ”

"Sijian heart Umitian, Sijian heart Ueda! Wei Gongzi is so right, the little woman admires it! Zhu Wan'er pondered for a long time, clapped her hands, and sighed.

Lu Helei was slightly stunned, slightly surprised in his heart, but he didn't panic, paced two steps, opened his mouth and chanted slowly: "My poem is to praise this Yellow Crane Tower!" Listen up! ”

"Ezhou Yellow Crane Tower, half into the clouds. Get up and listen to the fairy sound, and look down at the people. He was quite complacent, and in a few words, he described the height and handsomeness of this yellow crane tower, and half of the momentum in the clouds.

"It's so wet! It's so wet! Wei Wu shook his head and smiled.

How could Lu Helei hear what he meant, he was also quite complacent, and raised his head and said: "Naturally it is a good poem, if you can't come up with this dog slave, then you will kowtow to a group of talented people in Ezhou three times, and we will no longer pursue it." ”

The status of the ancient poetry slave and the second child is extremely low, and it is natural to kowtow to someone higher than their own status, so everyone did not raise any objections.

Wei Wu sneered: "Then Lu Gongzi will listen to my "Yellow Crane Tower: Wei Wu Edition"!" ”

Wei Wu stood up, raised a glass of water and wine, drank it all with his head held high, his robe swayed lightly in the wind, but his eyes blinked twice at Zhu Wan'er imperceptibly, and the latter's cheeks flushed and turned green with shame. Wei Wu nodded very satisfied with Zhu Wan'er's performance, shook his head and said:

"To the river pavilion towering to the sky,

The whole Chu mountains and rivers shrunk to the ground.

When the building was not raised, there were cranes,

There was no poetry after Wei Wu. ”

This poem is heroic, and one sentence of the whole Chu mountains and rivers shrank in, and the beautiful eyes of many ladies were shining, and they stared at it with affection. After chanting this "Yellow Crane Tower, Wei Wu Edition", Wei Wu only felt refreshed, and even raised the wine jug, blew on the wine jug with great anger, and then shook his head and sighed: "Cool! ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, this little two was so bold and wild, this last sentence was clearly a ridicule of the world's humanities and inkmen, and what was mentioned in the Yellow Crane Tower was no longer a poem, and the hall suddenly became noisy.

Zhu Wan'er was slightly surprised, and looked at the person in front of her in a small hat in green clothes, this person, with a humble identity but arrogant and uninhibited, did not put many talents in Ezhou in his eyes at all, where did he come to celebrate his birthday? It's clear that he's here to make trouble!

Lu Helei was stunned, and after a long time, he waved his hands respectfully and said, "Brother Wei is talented, Lu is ashamed!" Then he flicked his sleeves slightly, walked back, and sat down.

Su Weilin was nervous and a little stunned, he glanced at Lu Helei, and saw that the latter was sitting alone in the seat, urging him to think, but his face was expressionless, but the figure swaying in the candle flame was a little depressed. Su Weilin asked herself if she could make such a heroic poem as Wei Wu, and she was frowning, but the damn little second smiled and spoke.

"Yo? Master Su, aren't you in a hurry to come? Aren't you afraid of my small, small shopkeeper? Everyone is waiting for you right now! Wei Wu saw that Su Weilin was afraid, pursed the corners of his mouth, and teased with a smile.

"Hmph, how could I be afraid of you! I'm just, just thinking about verse! Su Weilin scolded sharply and restrainedly.

"Oh? Has Su Gongzi thought about it? If I haven't thought about it, I'll do it! Wei Wu grinned.

"I, I've thought about it! Hmph, but your status is humble, I'll let you do it! Su Weilin was uneasy in her heart, and immediately found a staircase for herself.

Wei Wu stretched out his right index finger and rubbed his nose, and was about to solve the question, but Zhu Bajie next to him touched him lightly and whispered: "Fifth brother, this Su Gongzi's father is an envoy of Ezhou vehicles and ships!" Don't be offended! ”

"Oh? How big is the official of the car and ship? Wei Wu was puzzled, he just thought how big of the "" could this car and boat pull out?

When Su Weilin saw Wei Wu and a concubine of the Assassin Shi family whispering in a low voice, she knew in her heart that she was talking about her backstage, so she couldn't help but feel relieved, shook the folding fan arrogantly, and glanced at Wei Wu and Zhu Bajie with disdain.

Zhu Bajie shook his fat face, squinted at Su Weilin, and then whispered: "Although the grade of this car and ship envoy is not high, it is a fat poor, and the entire post stations and ships in Ezhou are all dispatched and managed by him. ”

Isn't I just a traffic police captain? When Lao Tzu was in Hanyang, even the son of the county party secretary dared to fight, would I be afraid of him? Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips, stood up with great disdain and said, "It turned out to be car and boat-the son of the adult, that kid naturally can't come up with some simple questions!" This link, if Su Gongzi can come out right, then what if I kowtow in public? ”

Wei Wu smiled bitterly and smiled, and sighed secretly in his heart, this couplet is in the past five thousand years in Huaxia, and there are only a few people who can come up, not to mention the fifth brother, I bullied people and sighed, and said slowly: "Lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed." ”

"Huh?"

"It's as simple as that?"

"This little two actually came up with such a simple uplink?"

Everyone was talking and dumbfounded, this Wei Wufang just came out of the couplet that stumped the first genius Liu Daoxu, but at this moment it is so simple for this Su Weilin? Could it be that Zhu Bajie and Wei Wu said some warning words just now?

Wei Wu looked at Su Weilin with a smile, but he didn't say anything.

Zhu Daoyu was stunned, stood up, and whispered something to the housekeeper, and saw the housekeeper running upstairs, and after a while, he retrieved the pen and ink, and respectfully walked in front of Zhu Daoyu.

Zhu Wan'er also frowned, thinking hard, as soon as she saw Zhu Daoyu take the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, she turned over the head of the mantis, and watched Zhu Daoyu pick up the pen and write with her beautiful eyes wide.

After a while, the seven big characters of "Lonely Cold Window Empty Widow" had already been written, and Zhu Daoyu instructed two subordinates to hold this upper link high.

At this time, everyone realized that something was wrong.

Because the upper couplet is embedded with the same side, and the meaning is fluent, like a stroke of genius.

Wei Wu smiled and said loudly: "I think, there is no need to compare next." Today, I will borrow the Assassin Shi Da Mobao to hang here, if no one can make the next link within a month, then I will win the second child? ”

"What an arrogant boy, are you really no one to me?" Zhu Daoyu was stunned, and then said angrily.

"No, no, there are a lot of talented people in the land of Jingchu, but Xiao Er, I am quite confident in my own lianzi. I think that within thirty days, no one can come up neatly! Wei Wu deliberately accentuated the two words neat.

Zhu Daoyu frowned, stopped talking, and only felt that this coupling was really too difficult, so he ordered someone to frame this coupling and hang it high.

Just kidding, it's been hundreds of years since the early Qing Dynasty to my previous life, and I've never heard of a literati or ink artist who can give this couplet the right work! I'll tell you that for a month, it's not that I despise you, it's really the fifth brother, I'm bullying you! Wei Wu shook his head slightly and sighed quietly.

"Fifth brother, it's really hard for you to be a coupler! You see, just the word loneliness is a rare word with such an artistic conception can be right, not to mention that the cold window is empty and widowed, this artistic conception is simply a divine union! As soon as Zhu Bajie saw that everyone was frowning and thinking hard, he immediately came over to compliment Wei Wulai.

I said, Brother Pig, you haven't understood the difficulty of this couplet yet. Wei Wu smiled bitterly and pursed the corners of his lips, and nodded his head: "Yes, yes, this Lianzi artistic conception is already absolutely eternal!" ”

"Huh? Is this coupling difficult? I'll be right! Sun Zhuoyi came over with a worried face, and when he saw the two of them looking at him in surprise, he couldn't help but purse his lips and smile "shyly", and then looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he whispered: "Domineering double knife brain-cutting melon!" ”

"Good downlink, good downlink! General Sun is indeed a civil and military all-rounder, my admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control" Zhu Bajie immediately leaned over and complimented Sun Zhuoyi, who was a "civil and military all-rounder".

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