After bidding farewell to the sleepy Teacher Jin, Ma Xiaohan rushed to Teacher Huang's house non-stop. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info This is the second private school teacher.

"Is Mr. Huang at home?" Ma Xiaohan shouted when he entered the door.

"Ah, I don't buy brain platinum, I've been here a few times, really." Mr. Huang used Ma Xiaohan as a salesman.

"I'm not selling brain platinum, I'm the king." Ma Xiaohan said.

"Playing yellow? What does it have to do with me, do you think I can still have bullets here? Teacher Huang joked with a smile.

"Teacher Huang, it's not to fight Huang, it's the king, we have opened a civil and martial arts school in Huaguoshan, and I want you to go out of the mountain and teach students."

"Hey, I'm so old that I don't need to introduce my wife." Teacher Huang shook his head shyly.

Ma Xiaohan knows, Mr. Huang is behind his ears. So he raised his voice: "It's not to introduce you to your wife, it's for you to teach students." ”

"Oh, it's the old sister of Guohuashan, that's Cheng, no one can be my wife except her." Teacher Huang gratefully shook Ma Xiaohan's hand and thanked him.

At this moment the wind is blowing, the horses are barking, and the king's heart is roaring, roaring......

After bidding farewell to Teacher Huang, Ma Xiaohan walked alone on the lost road, and he began to suspect that he was just a monkey jumping out of a stone, and not some majestic Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

This lost road walked and walked, and suddenly Ma Xiaohan had a flash of inspiration, Teacher Jin said that Xiaocui was his student, why did he forget Xiaocui, how could she say that she is also a talented girl, and it should be no problem to teach literature.

So, Ma Xiaohan ran to Xiaocui's house, to say that Xiaocui's house is Elder Ji's home, Ma Xiaohan is also going there for the first time, so he asked a lot of monkeys on the way.

Along the way, Ma Xiaohan was still thinking about how to persuade Xiaocui to become a teacher, after all, after the last election competition, she was embarrassed. Just thinking about "Cao Cao", "Cao Cao" came by himself, and he was in a hurry.

"What a coincidence, Xiaocui, where are you going?" Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, don't talk about business all at once, let's talk about it first to enhance the friendship between them.

But he didn't think about Xiaocui, flashed his body, and walked straight forward.

Good guys, this is a complete disregard for the king. Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, why don't you give an order and let her teach. But considering that she is the daughter of Elder Lao Ji, and she has no habit of being difficult for others, she decided to ask first, after all, it is a harmonious society.

"Xiaocui, seeing that you are in such a hurry, is there something wrong......" Ma Xiaohan was originally going to say in the second half of the sentence, "Is there anything I can help you", but Xiaocui took the lead.

"What? Do you have to report to the king wherever you go now? "Xiaocui is obviously still angry, women are always a little stingy.

"Not really, I don't care about you." Ma Xiaohan followed.

"Hmph, you're really lovable. Put away your concern and let me go. Xiao Cui's tone was cold. And the pace has been accelerated.

"I'm sorry, I embarrassed you in the last post-election competition, and I didn't even understand your feelings." Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: As a man, everything has passed when he bows his head.

But Xiaocui did not respond to Ma Xiaohan's apology, but began to trot.

Ma Xiaohan continued to follow like a fart.

"Xiaocui, I came today because I want to ask you for help."

Xiao Cui ignored it.

"You know, we are going to open a civil and martial arts school in Huaguoshan......

Xiaocui ignored it and continued to trot, her face flushed and frowned, as if Ma Xiaohan's words were poisonous.

Ma Xiaohan followed her and trotted for a while, it was time to apologize and apologize, it was time to bow her head and bow her head, why did she still look disgusted! So he couldn't help but grab Xiao Cui's hand.

"Xiao Cui, I'm not doing this for myself."

"Let it go." Xiao Cui's body trembled.

"I won't let it go, if you don't agree to teach, I won't let it go." Ma Xiaohan is on the bar, this kind of stupid bar, only a sixteen-year-old person can do this.

"Please, please, please, let go." Xiao Cui clamped her tail and her body trembled.

Ma Xiaohan saw that he was sick.

"Xiaocui, what's wrong with you, is it a fever?"

"I, I'm going to be complimentary."

"Out of the palace? Is there a royal palace here? Ma Xiaohan was puzzled.

"I'm going to pee, do you understand?"

Xiaocui was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but was stopped by Ma Xiaohan on the way, and was finally grabbed by Ma Xiaohan.

When Ma Xiaohan heard it, it turned out that people had "three urgency", and he immediately wanted to let go, but after thinking about it, isn't this the best opportunity, although it is a little despicable, some take advantage of people's danger, but it is a good time.

"If you don't agree, I won't let go, you have the ability to pee here." Ma Xiaohan also completely let go.

"I promised, I didn't promise yet." Xiao Cui begged for mercy.

Ma Xiaohan got Xiaocui's reply and let go of his hand.

Xiao Cui covered her lower body, clamped her tail, and swayed behind a big tree more than ten meters away, she was going to walk a few more steps to the toilet at the corner to solve it, but she couldn't hold it back.

After peeing, Xiaocui was too shy, so she bent her waist and wanted to slip away. I didn't want to be stopped by Ma Xiaohan again.

"You're really haunted." Xiao Cui said with a red face.

"You promised me just now."

"Let's go, let's go." Xiaocui lowered her head and walked forward quickly, in order not to let Ma Xiaohan see her pee. Girls, they always care about these little details.

A hundred meters away, they stopped.

"Then, this teaching matter is settled."

"Just now, you took advantage of people's danger and robbed while the fire was burning. Can the convention be counted in that case? "Xiao Cui is puffing up.

Ma Xiaohan suddenly had an idea in his mind, his expression changed sharply, turned to sadness, he looked at the blue sky, and said leisurely.

"Xiao Cui, do you know how much I envy cultured monkeys! When I was a child, most of the monkeys had no culture, and only a few monkeys with good family conditions had gone to private schools, they knew astronomy and geography, could tell stories, could chant poems, could govern the monkeys, could communicate with humans, could go down the mountain to do business, and could use knowledge to develop farming. At that time, I had a girl I liked, I was a childhood sweetheart with her, and we had no guesses, our relationship was very good, but when she came into contact with those cultured excellent monkeys, she abandoned me, she said that she tasted love letters for the first time, the first time she knew that meteor showers could also make wishes, the first time she heard the story of Wu Song fighting tigers, and the first time she knew that the world of love could be so beautiful. I don't blame her, who made me uneducated, and then I left my hometown and drifted here. The last time I broke my gut, you know, it was because I didn't have culture to be deceived by others, which reminded me of the broken love, and the importance of culture, so I wanted to open a school, and the school has been completed, but there are no teachers. So for the sake of me, the king of the bag, can you teach the children. Ma Xiaohan made up a story and ended it with a perfect face-covering poss.

"You just said you have no culture?" Emerald flashed her eyes.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself that I was at the level of a freshman in high school, and I was uneducated in society.

"yes, I don't have much culture."

"Do you see the peach blossoms all over the ground?"

"See, what's wrong?"

"You can listen to this peach blossom as the first five-word quatrain, and if you can do it, I will go to teach." Xiao Cui said with a grin.

Ma Xiaohan was stupid: Isn't this embarrassing for me?

"That's right, do it in seven steps. You have to walk normally, don't walk still, if you don't open your legs for more than three seconds, you will lose. If I lose, I won't teach. Xiao Cui said that there were additional conditions.

Ma Xiaohan really wanted to grab the peach blossoms on the ground and stuff them into Xiaocui's mouth: You're a girl, be me Cao Zhi, be me Cao Zhi.

"Haha, can't you come?"

Yin poems are definitely not good, but there is one yin poem. Ma Xiaohan remembered a very old poem, that is, the poem with the bright moonlight in front of the bed and two pairs of shoes on the ground.

"It seems that the king is really uneducated, so I'll go." Xiaocui wanted Ma Xiaohan to retreat, but ......

"There are watermelons in front of the bed and peach blossoms on the ground. Take a knife to cut the watermelon and take the wine to soak the peach blossoms. Within seven steps, this limerick poem, which is not a limerick, was completed.

"Wha......" Xiao Cui laughed heartily.

"Words have to count, you are a talented girl, you can't break your word." Ma Xiaohan also admired his level of nonsense.

Xiao Cui laughed again, her expression gradually dimming from joy to sadness.

"Do you know, my lord, teaching is a very painful thing for me, and even now I don't want to read and study anymore."

"Why?"

"When I was a child, my family invited a private school teacher, and after the first contact with literature, I fell in love with it out of control, and what intoxicated me the most was the poetry allusions, the love stories in history, the love of farewell, the red crisp hands, the yellow vine wine, and the willows on the spring palace wall of the city. The east wind is evil, the joy is thin, a sorrow, and a few years away. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! There is longing for love, ten years of life and death, and it is unforgettable without thinking. There is a sad love, and the temples are pitiful and green, just for the lovesickness. The more I learn and the more I watch, the more I look forward to love, and I often fantasize that one day my one day will definitely marry me in a golden armor suit and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds. But I was wrong, there is no such person in reality. My age is also getting longer and longer in anticipation, and I have become an older leftover girl. I thought that if I married the king, it would be a good destination, but you didn't even look at me. Since then, I've hated books, so what's the use of reading this bullshit? Ruined my life and ended up in pain, so you let me teach now, didn't you make me have to review the pain every day? ”

Ma Xiaohan fell into deep thought after hearing this: how is her situation a bit like what she saw in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" before, what a forty-year-old female doctor who has never been in love said, 'When I graduated from my doctorate, I found that I couldn't find a man'. The female doctor attributed the reason to the fact that the higher the book, the harder it was to find the subject.

Ma Xiaohan hesitated and hesitated.

"King, why don't you just order me, why are you so angry with me?"

"It's okay to give orders, but if you force others, they will be very painful." Ma Xiaohan told the truth. He used to be forced to do this and that, so he didn't want to force others.

Hearing Ma Xiaohan's answer, Xiaocui's heart raced.

"Fool, I lied to you." Xiao Cui said with a smile.

Ma Xiaohan was stunned for a moment, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, I'm scared, I'm serious."

"You really take it seriously, you are too naïve, and you are very good at this limerick."

"Haha, see the smile."

……

So Xiaocui joined the ranks of teachers at the "Ma Xiaohan Wenwu School".

looked at Ma Xiaohan's back. Xiaocui said to herself sadly: "Actually, I didn't lie to you. ”