"I never make friends, I only tie the knot. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

――"Quotations of the Tang Dynasty Love Saint Yangyu"

Xiao Rushan is a person who has seen the world.

He immediately found pen and ink, wrote this obscene couplet on paper, and handed it to Yang Yu, outsiders don't know what is written on it, so naturally it will not damage his reputation.

Yang Yu deliberately only prepared a pair of paper and pencils, but he didn't expect to take advantage of the loophole.

"Ah, Xiao Juren is really eight buckets high, this pair is neat, the artistic conception is consistent, Xiao Juren is my fellow Taoist! Another day, I will invite Brother Xiao to have a glass of wine and talk about this center, I don't know what Brother Xiao thinks? ”

Yang Yu didn't lose his mouth, he laughed loudly, but he didn't know it, but he was broad-minded and had the bearing to lose, in contrast, Xiao Rushan seemed to be a child.

Green tendons appeared on Xiao Rushan's forehead, presumably trying his best to restrain him.

"Who's in the same way as you! Less climbing friendship! ”

"This is Brother Xiao's mistake, we have the same preferences, we can be described as confidants, why should Brother Xiao be a giant thousands of miles away?"

Xiao Rushan couldn't say anything about his suffering, so he simply snorted coldly and ignored him.

Those who have read the title are ghosts in their hearts, secretly speculating that Xiao Rushan is right, which makes this crazy student admire? Are you still considered a fellow traveler? Looking at the appearance of others like dogs and decent gentlemen, it turns out that he is also a lewd and lustful person in private, which is really sanctimonious!

The eyes from his classmates made Xiao Rushan even more ashamed.

"People can't look good, isn't Brother Xiao known as Xiao Junzi, it seems that he is not worthy of his name! Huang admires! ”

Huang Yifan sneered on the side, Shen Lang and Xiao Rushan, the first talent in Qiantang, have not been fighting for a year or two, Xiao Rushan debuted early, Shen Lang is a rising star, Huang Yifan is also a student of Wencui College, so he naturally targets Xiao Rushan everywhere.

Xiao Rushan closed his eyes, ignored everyone, and just stared at Yang Yu viciously.

"? I appreciate your talent, be humble and polite to you, and invite you to communicate, why are you staring at me with fish bubbles? ”

"You use some cleverness to embarrass the genius of Qiantang, let us cast a mouse trap, my Xiao Rushan body is not afraid of shadows, you want to tarnish my reputation for more than 30 years with such a little trick, don't think about it!"

Yang Yu laughed and said: "I don't like to hear this, am I forcing you to use a knife to deal with this couplet?" This Huang brother didn't match, but he has a demeanor, why did I tarnish your reputation? If so, then am I also ruining my reputation? Say that you are not afraid of shadows, do you dare to say that you don't have a trace of crooked thoughts? Your reputation is worth a lot of money, is the face of others bullshit? ”

"What is your intention to come up with such a dirty pair to fool my Jiangzhou scholar?" Xiao Rushan asked righteously.

"Dirty? My description of the pastoral joy in this link has nothing ......to do with the word dirty," Yang Yu teased, "Oh, I know, most of you want to be crooked, I have to say that Xiao Dacai's mind is active, and he is not as honest and honest as you look!" ”

"You don't have more blood to spew people!" Xiao Rushan retorted angrily: "I, Xiao Rushan, sit upright, how can you, a yellow-mouthed child, be slandered in just a few words?" ”

"When did I slander you? Don't mess with this hat. As the old saying goes, people who have a Buddha in their hearts see everyone as a Buddha, and people who have in their hearts see everyone as! ”

Yang Yu's words were vulgar, especially using as a metaphor, which caused a bunch of people to boo again and again, covering their noses in disgust.

Xiao Rushan said angrily: "You shameless villain! I Xiao Rushan is elegant, you don't want to blaspheme me! ”

What's the matter, how many books a reader has read, how thick-skinned he is.

"Yes, I'm a shameless villain, and your Xiao Dacai's temperament is more than the chastity I have taken...... Is this what you call affection? ”

Yang Yu spread out the note, Xiao Rushan wanted to grab it, but he was a step too late, and everyone rushed up, all curious about what kind of pair it was.

"The lotus flowers in the pond are just like holes...... Hahaha! God-like, god-like! ”

"That's right, it's funny, but I didn't expect Xiao Rushan to be this kind of person, I still believe that he is a righteous gentleman, but his mind is more lewd than me......"

Xiao Rushan smoked seven holes, pointed at Yang Yu's nose and scolded: "In vain, you are also a scholar, rampant and rude, untrustworthy, public such obscenity pollutes the audio-visual, what kind of etiquette and shame do you cultivate?" Against the Word! You people don't deserve to live in the world! I don't know how your father and mother taught people! ”

Yang Yu couldn't help but get angry, the so-called defenders are those who impose morality on everyone and never restrain themselves.

"Insulting your parents, this is your etiquette and honesty?"

Xiao Rushan sneered: "Am I wrong, the son is not the godfather's fault, the upper beam is not right, the lower beam is crooked!" ”

After saying this, Xiao Rushan suddenly calmed down, and looked around again, the eyes of the scholars looking at him changed.

In the past, he was a famous Xiao Caizi in Qiantang, everyone knew his name as a gentleman, he was born poor but not lowly, and he had his own arrogance. The people he met were all full of admiration and admiration for him.

He was the leader of the disciples of the Han Sect, but now, not only the disciples of the academy sneered at him and looked at him playfully, but even the disciples of the Han Sect looked at him in disbelief, as if they didn't know him.

"What's wrong with Xiao Junzi today, even if it's a battle of will, he shouldn't insult his parents......

"yes, he's not like that."

"Could it be that we have seen the wrong person, Xiao Rushan always thinks of himself as a gentleman, and he hides it very deeply......"

Sentence by sentence, as if a needle pierced Xiao Rushan's back, his hair stood on end, and cold sweat soaked his clothes.

"Xiao Rushan is finished."

Shen Lang muttered softly to himself, his voice so small that only Huang Yifan, who was standing beside him, could hear it.

has been in business for 30 years, but he was lured step by step and invited you into the urn. Xiao Rushan Shen Lang has always been a fierce rival, seeing his embarrassed appearance, Shen Lang can not be described as uncomfortable.

"Brother Shen, this Xiao Rushan is originally sanctimonious, and he hasn't been exposed in a few words." Huang Yifan said softly.

Shen Lang stroked the folding fan and said: "It's not that he was exposed, but by his own arrogance, Xiao Rushan's advantages and disadvantages are too focused on reputation, too much, he didn't allow himself to have some flaws, but he dug a pit and buried it himself." ”

"You mean, this man deliberately led him to dig his own grave?" Huang Yifan was puzzled, "It's not like it, he has no grievances with Xiao Rushan, why should he destroy him?" ”

Shen Lang shook his head and said: "It's not necessarily premeditated, it should be crooked, he didn't expect Xiao Rushan to overreact, but this week's masterpiece should not be underestimated, from beginning to end, he didn't say anything insulting, but every sentence was right in the heart, which made Xiao Rushan jump in a hurry and lose his sense of proportion." ”

Huang Yifan sneered: "After that, Xiao Rushan will not have anything to fear. ”

Shen Lang thought for a while and said: "This person has some talent, I can't say that I will deal with officialdom in the future, let's still make friends with him, my father often said that making one more person is one more way." ”

"I can't see it, look at the way he looks when he drops money, it's hard to make a big deal!"

"I hope so......"

Over there, Xiao Rushan was stunned in place for a few minutes, as if he had been pointed, for a long time, he suddenly stumbled, took three steps back, and a mouthful of blood gushed out, if it wasn't for Yang Yu to hide quickly, he would really be sprayed with blood.

"Uh...... I haven't scolded you yet, why did you fall down by yourself......"

Yang Yu just thought that he was talking to a nasty reader, he didn't understand Xiao Rushan's temperament, he was a little angry, and wanted to scold him for being a bloody dog, but before he could speak, Xiao Rushan vomited blood and fell to the ground.

"Hey! Someone's crazy! Does anyone save it? ”

Yang Yu didn't want to save him, what if he caught him and didn't let go of the porcelain?

The people around him also hid far away, like a plague.

"Hey! I said that you didn't have a deep love for your classmates just now, and Lao Tzu was moved by a wink! Now that he is dying, why don't you save him? ”

Yang Yu touched the back of his head and shouted strangely.

Hanmen scholar, you look at me, I look at you, hesitated for a while, and the few who had the best friendship with Xiao Rushan finally came out and carried him away.

The next day, it was rumored in Qiantang that Xiao Junzi Jin Yu was ruined on the outside, and was exposed to his true face by the mad Zhou Jiestick on the street, and he was so angry that he vomited three liters of blood and couldn't afford to get sick.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

It's as if the whiter the rice paper, the more dazzling the ink spots become. What the people are best at is to spread falsehoods, the dispute between Jiang and Chu and Xiao Rushan's vomiting of blood, which set off a lot of storms in Qiantang.

The culprit, Zhou Jieba, didn't know anything, he just wanted to earn a few pieces of silver and go back to pay his wife......

Being troubled by Xiao Rushan like this, Yang Yu was depressed, the scholars were not as fanatical as before, but he had no capital to trade, he did not lose, and he also earned dozens of taels, which ordinary people can't earn in a year.

It's just that Shen Lang, the No. 1 talent in Jiangzhou, also figured out that Zhou Jie's stick made such a big move, just for a few dollars, so he didn't come out again, but took the initiative to make friends.

"Brother Zhou, you are knowledgeable, well-informed, admired, if you are free one day, you can go to Huangfu to talk about it, as for this Jiangchu dispute, we can discuss hundreds of rounds at that time, you want to chant poems and accompany you at any time!"

Yang Yu: "No time to ......"

Who is this? I'll go wherever you tell me to go? You have leisure and elegance, and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you......

"It's abrupt underneath." Shen Lang arched his hand and said, "I am not from Qiantang in the next place, but I entered Wencui Academy a few years ago, so I live in my friend Yifan Mansion." ”

"Oh......"

Shen Lang was stunned and said, "What does Brother Zhou think?" I really want to be a confidant with you. ”

"I never make a confidant, I only tie a relationship."

Huang Yifan saw Shen Lang's nose gray and was about to attack, Shen Lang said first: "Brother Zhou is humorous." ”

Yang Yu wiped the silver taels and put them in the money bag, and waved his hand impatiently: "Hurry up, don't get in the way of my business." ”

"Hey, why are you so ignorant!" Huang Yifan shouted.

Shen Lang stopped him, he didn't expect Yang Yu to be soft and hard, and said patiently and gently: "Wait for good news in the next house." ”

It was getting late, Yang Yu made a lot of money, and when he was humming a song and preparing to close the stall, a smell of wine almost rushed at him, and a drunkard with a cloak stumbled over, shouting loudly.

"What about madness? Where's Zhou Jie's stick?! ”

Yang Yu was taken aback, he didn't have a grudge against anyone, and he didn't know the big brother on the underworld!

"Oh, Zhou Jieba, told him to go home for dinner!"

I don't like to deal with alcoholics.