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Selected only from the farmer's breeding of the age of the chicken, the chicken is smooth and tender, accompanied by old ginger pepper light soy sauce and other accessories marinated to remove the earthy marinade, put into the hanging oven to roast until golden, the fragrance overflows...

Take a bite and the oil is bubbling ...

Ah, life!

Yang Yu burped, poured another sip of wine, smacked his mouth, and slumped on the steps in the style of an old Beijing gentleman. It's a pity that there is no soft bed, and a few more water spirit girls...

Ah, life, full of warmth and lust. Desire.

No! This is a big idea. The roast chicken tastes first-class, and the wine is also a good wine, the degree is not high, but it is mellow and clear.

The four of them were also paralyzed on the ground by eating and drinking, and their faces were full of red light.

"Uncle, I haven't eaten such delicious chicken... Woooooooo ”

Huzi said as he rubbed his mouth full of oil and tears on Yang Yu's sleeve, making Yang Yu nauseous.

"Let's go, let's go! Look at your worthlessness. ”

When digging out the silver, the tiger is the most branched, and when he eats chicken, he is refreshing, and he is not afraid of rotting his intestines.

"Uncle, what should we do next?" Huzi's belly hurt a little, so he couldn't help but bite the chicken hard.

Ma Gui weakly proposed, "Either let's go back, right?" The silver has also been earned..."

"Fart! While it's still early, let's go do a few more votes! ”

Once the eight taels of gold are successful, it is the time to be in high spirits.

"I'm not going!" Yang Yu said with disgust on his face, "Otherwise, how can the thief be tired and tired and still be a ninth-rate in the end?" It's not as good as other people's old people, and they easily earned a dozen taels. ”

Eight taels of gold were compared, and he was immediately dissatisfied.

"That's a bad ticket! Do you know why my ancestors are called eight taels of gold? We've touched eight taels of gold at one time! ”

You take a look, don't be ashamed but proud, with this ideological consciousness to go on like this, that's going to squat, I really don't like to play with these immoral people.

It's mainly Lin Hui'er's loser who said that he would earn five taels of silver, which is not up to the mark, plus the money to buy wine and food, it is less than four taels now.

Besides, how can such a small amount of silver be enough to see... Ahem, what about inspecting the style of the Qinglou?

"You can't do this kind of thing very often." Yang Yu said seriously, "Maybe you can see through it, if you are caught, you will be beaten badly, and you will be imprisoned, which is not advisable." Besides, we're making too much noise, and the snake won't be able to sit still..."

"Starve the cowardly, support the bold, you don't go, I'll go by myself!"

Eight taels of gold flicked his sleeves and left, Huzi was about to pull with him, but was stopped by Yang Yu.

"Uncle, I'm most annoyed by this kind of unrighteous villain, let me teach him a lesson!"

"Let him go, don't get in the way."

He wanted to fight alone, but Yang Yu didn't bother to care about him. With a grunt of eyes, another plan was born.

"Lao Qian, you said before, what day is it?"

Lao Qian said inexplicably: "The day of the list? ”

Yang Yu opened his eyes and smiled: "Do you know whose silver is the best to earn?" ”

The crowd shook their heads.

"Of course it's the money of the rich." Lao Qian stroked his goatee and thought for a long time.

Huzi pouted and said: "The richer the person, the more he picks the door!" ”

This thing is telling the truth.

"The best money to make is, of course, a woman's money!"

When it comes to beauty, vanity, and the desire to shop, there is no one in the world who can compare to the amazing creatures of women. They go out to throw away garbage and are tired, but they are still in good spirits after shopping for ten miles; They have no power to tie the chicken, but they can carry a dozen gift bags and walk like flying; They can't wait to wear sunscreen when they close their bed curtains, but they can bask in the scorching sun for an afternoon......

What a fragile and tough species.

"Uncle, you mean......" Huzi asked in disbelief, "let's be a little girl?!" This...... This can't be done, how can I, Lin Hu, be a person who eats women's soft rice? …… In other words, how much silver can you have in a month? ”

Looking at Huzi's eagerness to try, Yang Yu pursed his lips.

"Phew, you'd like to be beautiful! With the qualifications of the eldest brother, which Qinglou is the master, it is the top brand, which is your turn......" Yang Yu straightened his expression and said seriously, "Hey, you took me away, get down to business!" We came unprepared, and we did five books! In addition to women, there are only two kinds of people who make the best money! ”

The other three pointed their ears and came over to listen together, for fear of missing something critical.

"One is a gambler, you have also seen it, once these people gamble red-eyed, they can even lose their lives, but we can't make this money for the time being, you can cheat a few small amounts of money outside the casino, once it affects the business of the casino, we can't eat and walk around."

Lao Qian felt the same way and nodded approvingly.

"In the end, there is only one kind of person left, and that is the obnoxious readers!"

"Reader?" Lao Qian had a different opinion, "Most of the scholars in the world are poor students, and they are so poor that they don't close their doors at night. It's harder than scraping powder on a stone! ”

"Didn't I mean those poor scholars, don't there still be a small number of handsome sons who claim to be scholars?" Yang Yu smiled mysteriously and said, "It's good for you to watch from the side this time, it's time for us to meet, today is not the day to release the list......"

……

After the list was released, it was very lively in front of the yamen.

Those who lost the list were disappointed and remorseful, and even some big men sat on the ground and cried, or wore their heads, regardless of their image, and it seemed that they were insane.

The high school students are full of joy and joy on their faces, and they are in good spirits when they are happy events, even if they are ragged scholars, they all look up and behave at this moment, accepting congratulations and flattery from their classmates. There are also people who can't wait to laugh three times and recite a poem to express their hearts.

But most of the time I can't write poems, I can't help it, I'm too excited.

At this moment, the scholars began to split the camp, and the Jinshi who was on the list and the Jingwei who fell to Sun Shan were clearly distinguished. Those who jumped on the dragon gate all learned to look at people with their nostrils and eyes.

There was a stall in front of the yamen out of thin air, which Yang Yu borrowed from the fortune teller, and spent a tael of silver, and asked for some pen, ink and paper.

There was a thunderclap.

"Who?"

The street was already noisy, but it was all scholars talking about it, which was shocking and piercing.

"Everyone!"

Yang Yu stood on a bench, and his instrument was lofty, which immediately attracted everyone's attention, and they all came to see which Wang Ba calf was so flamboyant.

If there were fewer patches on the clothes, it would be a little embarrassing if the toes didn't peek out of the slits.

"Ahem." Yang Yu cleared his throat and said loudly, "All brothers are on the same list, and they will be on the same list next week!" From Yuelu Academy in Chuzhou, since the exam, traveled to the south of the Yangtze River, seen and heard innumerable, and our Qiantang is picturesque, outstanding people, today I received a letter in the next place, got the news of the list, my heart is overjoyed, Qiantang is really a treasure! ”

"Good!"

"Welcome Yuelu students to come to Qiantang to enjoy the scenery!"

The scholars were influenced by Confucianism, loved their home and country, and when they heard that Qiantang was praised by outsiders, they were naturally happy, and they hugged their fists one after another, and they did not blame him for being disturbed.

"Uncle's lie is really the pinnacle, when did he travel the world? It's almost ...... to travel around Boar Island."

Huzi looked at Yang Yu talking and wondered, what the hell is Zhou Jie's stick?

"However......" only listened to Yang Yu's words, "With all due respect, Qiantang treasure land is rare in the world, and the entire Jiangzhou is also the granary of my Tang Dynasty, a place of elegance, but compared to my Chuzhou, it is slightly inferior......"

The scholars are all hot-blooded and angry, how can they tolerate the thorns in Yang Yu's words?

There was a boy in a green robe and a gorgeous costume who stood up, wearing a sachet on his waist, holding a painting fan, with a graceful demeanor, a good skin, beautiful eyebrows, and a very good appearance.

There were also some young ladies and girls present at the moment, and when they saw him, they all lowered their heads and blushed shyly, but they couldn't help but look at him, their eyebrows were affectionate, and they faintly expected him to look at themselves more.

"In Xia Shenlang, this session will try to rank first in Jiangzhou! Brother Zhou has traveled all over the world, and his knowledge is extraordinary, and he has also been to Chuzhou in the next year, and studied in Yuelu Academy, Chuzhou is really good, but I don't know that Brother Zhou's mouth, our Jiangzhou is not as good as Chu, what is the basis? If Brother Zhou couldn't say why, I guess I would not have agreed to it. ”

Shen Lang's voice was sonorous and powerful, but his attitude was humble and polite.

"It's Shen Lang's son, and it's rumored that I'm the first genius in Jiangzhou......"

The ladies of the boudoir talked a lot, Shen Lang spoke in a measured manner, his attitude was humble and polite, and he was responsible, standing up on behalf of the students, and not allowing others to slander his hometown.

Shen Lang put himself on the representative of Qiantang talents, which not only vaguely elevated his status, but also incited many scholars to stand side by side with him. Yang Yu smacked his lips, this product is not simple, the scholars are indignant, and they have the potential to denounce themselves in unison, but this is what Yang Yu wants.

"In terms of scenery, on water, you have West Lake in Jiangzhou, even though it is beautiful, but I have 800 miles of Dongting in Chuzhou, vast and vast, in comparison, West Lake is inevitably small. On the mountain, you Jiangzhou Yandang and Putuo can only say that it is acceptable, and I Chudi, there are snow peaks, Yuelu, and the respect of Yue south of Hengshan Mountain looks down on the world! ”

That Shen Lang put away the fan with a solemn expression, and Yang Yu noticed that these ghost scholars actually had many swords on their waists!

Paralysis won't be dismantled, the region is black or something, it's the most annoying.

Shen Lang said solemnly: "Dongting is known as eight hundred miles, is it as vast as my East China Sea?" Hehe, eight hundred miles, is just a land of projectiles, the frog at the bottom of the well, but I don't know that just my Qiantang, between the ebb and flow of the tide, can flood the Dongting. ”

"Good! Childe said it well! ”

"Shen Lang Gongzi is extreme! Hugh told these frogs at the bottom of the well to underestimate us! ”

Yang Yu touched his nose, this Shen Lang was justified and well-founded, and immediately attracted applause.

Yang Yu was not in a hurry, and said indifferently: "My Chuzhou is rich in products, and there are more than a dozen kinds of famous teas such as Junshan silver needles, black tea, and Maojian. ”

Shen Lang chuckled: "My West Lake Longjing has always been regarded as a leader in tea, and Biluo Spring is a tribute tea in the past!" ”

…… How do you know so much?

Especially Yang Yu's thick skin can't help blushing, saying that the good traveler knows astronomy and geography, and casually crushes these ancient natives?

What a shame......