"I am a descendant of Luoshen in Chuzhou, the hometown of beauties, and the ladies are all peach-faced autumn eyes, looking forward to life, graceful and slender, fluttering like a shock, graceful like a dragon. Pen %fun % pavilion www.biquge.info ancient Zhaojun who gave up his life out of the plug, there is a beautiful big Qiao, there is a jade Xiao Qiao, if you go to Chuzhou, you can see the eyes full of fairy, I'm afraid you will not be happy......"

Belle!

It has always been fascinating, coupled with Yang Yu's very tempting incitement, the talented people of Qiantang unconsciously can't wait to fly to Chuzhou to see if the street is really as Yang Yu said, there are beauties everywhere.

If you get one or two beauties, it will be a good thing...... Well, three or four is better, and five or six will feather ascend to immortality, what? Ninety? People can't be greedy.

The scholars looked like Brother Pig with a sloppy face, and they were naturally extremely disdainful when they were seen by the ladies present, compared to Shen Lang, they were dwarfed one by one.

"Are there really so many beauties in Chuzhou?"

"I don't know ......"

"I'm going to see it another day!"

"This brother Tai, in the next is this intention, reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, or seeing is believing, after all, the knowledge in the books is not as good as personal experience, since I was a child, I have the ambition of looking for a secluded Range Rover, I didn't expect Brother Tai to be a fellow person!"

"It's too late to see each other! Then let's agree to travel together! ”

"It's easy to say...... it's easy to say"

Shen Lang shook his head with hatred, these spineless scholars really called me a genius in Qiantang, and they really lost face to Jiangzhou.

"You Chuzhou has the posture of falling geese, I Jiangzhou also has the color of sinking fish, there is a female name of Huansha in ancient times, its posture makes the swimming fish are shocked and forget to swim, ranking first among the 'four beauties', more than Zhaojun!"

Shen Lang racked his brains and pulled back a city, the two sides were on par, they had been fighting for half an hour, and the scene was already hot, not only Shen Lang, but also many Qiantang talents all had plans and plans, and they wanted to compare Chuzhou with their hearts.

However, Yang Yu was one enemy and one hundred, and he said that his mouth was dry and did not fall behind at all.

"Hmph, your Chuzhou is just a land of the Southern Barbarians, not as good as my Jiangzhou! The land of fish and rice, the merchants are rich! ”

The scholars' words became more and more intense, and the quarrel made the green tendons on their necks burst, from praising their hometown at the beginning, until they began to belittle each other, some people rolled up their sleeves, and it seemed that they were about to dry up.

Shen Lang is more and more frightened, Jiangzhou has hundreds of talents, the other party is only one, like a rock in the wind and waves, he has a poor donkey skills, but the other party has never had any stagnation, quick thinking, mouth like a river!

"Who is this week? Could it be that the students of Yuelu Academy are really so good......

This dispute between Jiang and Chu quickly spread to the entire Qiantang, whether it is a restaurant or a mansion, it is rumored that there is a madman from Yuelu Academy in Chuzhou, and he is not as good as him Chuzhou outside the yamen! And the tongue battle group Confucianism is really arrogant!

More and more scholars rushed to the front of the yamen, and those who had money drove horse-drawn carriages to help. There are also many women who heard such a strange thing, and came to see the true face of "Chuzhou Crazy Life".

For a time, the water outside the yamen was impassable.

In addition, where there are scholars in Qiantang, they are all talking about this matter. After all, Qiantang belongs to Jiangzhou, and there are many local scholars, even if there are talented people from Chuzhou who jump out to help, they are invincible.

Yang Yu underestimated the arrogance of the reader.

Put aside the modern age, these are all angry trolls! I don't know the real guts, but when it comes to fighting, I can't wait to draw my sword and see each other!

A day later, all the Chuzhou scholars in Qiantang were driven out of the Jiangzhou boundary.

Three days later, the matter of "Jiang is not as good as Chu" spread to Chuzhou, which caused a response from the talented people of Chuzhou, and scolded the Jiangzhou scholars in Chu.

And as this matter intensified, the crazy "Zhou Jiestick" began to speak among readers, and his fame became more and more famous, but it was more infamy.

Not only the people of Jiangzhou scolded, but also the people of Chuzhou.

It is said that the gentleman is humble and polite, what did Jiezhu get this week and go to Jiangzhou to provoke? and provoked this incident......

Yuelu Academy is worthy of being one of the three major academies in the world, and the atmosphere admits that "Zhou Jiestick" is a student of the academy, and strongly criticizes him for "being arrogant and arrogant, and not being a man......"

This criticism was scolded.

The implication is that I am a student here, too awesome, I went to Jiangzhou to fight the Confucianism, I don't give face at all, I can't be a man, I must call him back to discipline him well......

The matter finally spread to the capital, and because an official from Chuzhou accidentally mentioned this madman, he was scolded by several elders from Jiangzhou.

The Jiangzhou scholars, who were holding back the fire in their stomachs, quarreled with the Chuzhou officials in the court, if it weren't for His Majesty's decision, he would definitely see a group of civil officials using force in the court.

It is said that some officials even scolded their lips in the court and took off their shoes to smash each other......

With the Son of Heaven in charge, this matter can be regarded as slowly calming down.

……

These are all later words, how can the culprit Yang Yu know so much? He only saw that more and more people were gathering in front of the yamen, and it was even hotter than the release of the list.

This person who is not afraid of death is not afraid of Qiantang at all, and the talented man is about to be burned, and finally added a handful of firewood.

"Since ancient times, Jiangnan has many talents, Jiang and Chu both belong to Jiangnan, but they have not been divided into high and low, but the world knows a ......" Yang Yu stopped for two breaths and said loudly, "Only Chu is talented!" ”

Suddenly, the pot exploded at the bottom!

"Fart! Which turtle son said this?! ”

"Shameless! You come down! Let's compete, this will be divided into high and low! ”

Seeing someone bang on the ground and pull out a shining sword, Yang Yu was startled, aren't these ghosts going to rush up? Impulsiveness is the devil......

Yang Yu hurriedly said: "Everyone, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth!" We are literati, how can we fight and kill like those vulgar people, come and come, put down our swords, and have something to say......

Seeing that the talents calmed down, Yang Yu touched the sweat on his forehead.

"Since we are deadlocked, it is necessary to have a little competition......

Shen Lang had this intention, and couldn't wait to ask, "I don't know which test method it is?" ”

Yang Yu pondered for a moment and said: "There are many of you, I am only one person, no matter what kind of competition is not fair, as the saying goes, three stinkers, against Zhuge Liang, no matter how bad you are, you are better than the stinkers." ”

This shameless!

The talented people are all blinded, where does he get the confidence to compare himself to Zhuge Liang?!

"We can also be one-on-one, at least we can represent Qiantang talents!"

After Shen Lang finished speaking, the people present did not object, it seems that he is indeed slightly famous in Qiantang. And this release of the list also confirms that the first talent in Qiantang is not in vain.

Yang Yu didn't agree, Lao Tzu is here to make money, what is it for you to be a representative alone.

"That's it, I'm going to fight alone, so I'll decide the content of the competition, and it's up to you to decide how many people you want!"

"Since Brother Zhou is fearless, then don't blame us for bullying the widow, I don't know what kind of competition method Brother Zhou has?"

Yang Yu said with a smile: "After we enter the hall and learn the words, the first homework is to chant poetry, poetry is an elegant thing, not suitable for competition, then it is better than the most basic one!" ”

"Is it right? It's too simplistic. Shen Lang frowned.

Talented people are naturally full of confidence, and being a pair is what they have to learn since they were young, and it is the simplest of them, that is, children who have been in school for half a year will be.

"It seems that this week's Jie stick is nothing more than that, take some children's gadgets to fool us!"

"Yes, since you are talking wildly, are there any other difficult comparisons? Or do you Chuzhou people only know how to make a few pairs? ”

What's the noise?

Yang Yu scratched his head impatiently, he wouldn't want other brothers!

"Don't worry! That's right, I'll come out with three pairs, divided into "gold pairs", "silver pairs", and "copper pairs", you can start with copper pairs one by one, and climb the stairs, but if someone has three pairs, even if you win! But in between, you can only think alone, you can't communicate. ”

"That's nature! To win you, naturally win the light! ”

There was already a talented man who answered before Shen Lang, Shen Lang suppressed the conversation, feeling that Yang Yu was cheating, and he couldn't think of any loopholes.

Although the right people have a certain opportunity, and there are hundreds of people on their own side, it is not easy to make a wonderful pair and stump hundreds of people, so naturally they can't let them communicate.

"Let's get started!"

"Wait!"

Yang Yu interrupted them and said, "There are too many of you, one by one, don't you want to be right until tomorrow?" In this way, except for those who have meritorious fame, other talents must be presented with one or two silvers in order to review the copper pair, of course, if it is right, I will return it twice! Silver to five taels, gold to ten taels! ”

"Phew! How can we scholars be like businessmen, covered with the smell of copper? ”

"Yes, how can our battle of will be tainted by yellow and white things......"

"You, who still claim to be a scholar, are so dirty in your bones!"

Yang Yu was scolded and stunned,? Did the silver provoke you? Why are they all like enemies? If there is no silver, where will the oil and rice come from in the pot? Where did you geniuses come from?

"You misunderstand, this is just a way to weed out those who try to cut corners! If an old man who sells stinky dry children wants to come to the right place, and I have to accompany him, then I'm afraid three days and three nights will not be enough! ”

Shen Lang looked at him with disgust and said, "It's not unreasonable, then it's up to you!" You can get started, right? ”

"Wait a little longer......" Yang Yu interrupted again.

"What's wrong again?"

"Is it better than that? Grinding and chirping like a! ”

Shen Lang said in disgust: "Brother Zhou, what do you have to add?" ”

Yang Yu smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe, it seems that there is no ......"

couldn't think of any loopholes, lest the other party take advantage of the loopholes, Yang Yu immediately wrote three notes.

Shen Lang walked out first, and threw a tael of silver directly into Yang Yu's arms, looking like a boy who didn't know the cost of firewood and rice.

"It's just a tael of silver, I'll come first!"