Chapter 7 This guy is really a ...... Kinky talent!
Yang Yu's tattered table was almost knocked over by this daredevil, this person was dressed in yellow, and Yang Yu was shaking. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoWith your taste, you can live at most one shot in a TV series, brother.
"Who are you? Where did it come from? What are your dreams......"
"Uh...... In Xia Huang Yifan, he and Brother Shen Lang are classmates and friends! Brother Shen is only eight buckets high, and he is the top of my Qiantang list, how can you personally compete with a broken scholar? I'll take the lead! ”
Yang Yu rolled his eyes, but they were all here to send silver, the hemorrhoids on Huang Yifan's nose and the yellow clothes were extremely cute in his opinion, and after accepting one or two silvers, Yang Yu handed over the first note.
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Huang Yifan immediately opened the note, his eyebrows were upside down, and he was very confident.
As his lips moved slightly, he silently read the words on the paper, and with each reading, his eyebrows dropped a point, and finally they all twisted together. To say that these literati are quite trustworthy, no one peeks at the note, and Huang Yifan does not show it to others.
"Brother Huang, how is it?"
Huang Yifan stretched out his hand to signal silence, and said solemnly: "Wait a minute, let me think for a moment......"
With his hands behind his back, Huang Yifan began to pace in place, and a vacant space was specially made for him around, and the big guys didn't make a sound, for fear of disturbing his thoughts.
"Looks like it's stumped......
"How is that possible? It's just a pair, Brother Huang is a classmate of Shen Lang's son, studying at Wencui College in Qiantang, so he shouldn't be stumped by just a copper pair......"
In the past quarter of an hour, Huang Yifan was already so anxious that his head was sweating, he snatched a pen from Yang Yu's hand and started practicing on paper, but he still couldn't fight the battle when he wrote and painted.
"Huang Gongzi, what's going on?"
Yang Yu was impatient, the sun was scorching in the afternoon, he had already hidden in the shade under the eaves and trees, and he couldn't stand the scorching sun.
"Oops! We don't want to be like this, you alone occupy a quarter of an hour, but block the real talent behind, if you can't do it, don't die, I still have something to do at night, I don't have time to grind with you! ”
Yang Yu spoke very politely, and Huang Yifan was stunned and blushed.
"yes, if you don't come out, go back! Don't get in the way......"
"Huang Yifan Gongzi, you rest, he has no time limit, you can think on the sidelines, and it will be the same when you come out later!"
Under the urging of everyone, Huang Yifan's face was like a monkey's ass, but he admitted that he couldn't do it when he stepped back.
"Brother Huang, you are already better at poetry, it is not your forte, you represent my Qiantang scholar, and it is already a gentleman to stand up with the weak against the strong!"
Shen Lang can speak, and immediately gave Huang Yifan a step down.
"But I'm on the impulse, I major in poetry, because of this crazy life, in order to protect the reputation of my Jiangzhou, I am angry, I forgot to be right and wrong, everyone, please!"
Huang Yifan was able to enter Wencui Academy, and he was not a straw bag, so he walked down Shen Lang's steps in a few words, standing aside and still meditating. The return of the leader aroused the curiosity of the talents.
Is it already so difficult to just pair copper?
Even the students of Wencui Academy gave up, although this Huang Yifan did not get famous, but he is also rarely famous, he can't say that he can also go to high school next time, after all, this thing is very important.
Then, in addition to the two sons, a few more students from the poor family came over, they were Jinshi, and they didn't have to pay money, Yang Yu's attitude was not so patient, he gave them a few minutes and sent them away.
Then there was another patch of green shirts.
Yang Yu is not happy, what about those sons? Are we all poor ghosts?
"In Xia Xiao Rushan, ask Brother Zhou for advice!"
Yang Yu didn't move, I really don't like to deal with poor ghosts!
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I didn't know that he was dressed more tattered than Xiao Rushan, and he had a few patches, and he had a few holes on his body, revealing the flesh of the white flowers, the bottom of his left shoe was open, and the toe of his right shoe was open.
"A tael of silver!"
Xiao Rushan was stunned, and re-reported his name and said, "In Xia Xiao Rushan!" ”
"How do I know anything about Xiao Rushan, Da Rushan? Offer a tael of silver, and I'll show you the copper pair! ”
Yang Yu was not ashamed to speak, his eyes glanced at the list on the yamen, this Xiao Rushan was also impressively listed, but was happily ignored by Yang Yu.
"Didn't Brother Zhou say that you don't need silver in Bangshizi? Why is the price rising again? ”
Xiao Rushan said unhurriedly, he was a little older, especially with a frosty face, his hair and beard were a little gray, and his face was also wrinkled, and he looked like he was in his early thirties and fifties.
Someone told Yang Yu: "Brother Xiao is a famous talent, but his career has been bumpy, and he has only been able to go to high school today, and his ranking is only below Shen Lang, and he is the leading leader among my poor students!" ”
Seeing that the scene was faintly divided into two camps, Yang Yu knew that there was a gap between the poor students and the noble sons, the sons were arrogant and disdained to pay attention to the cold doors, and the cold men also looked down on the idle life.
It's natural, if it were me, I wouldn't like to play with you poor people.
"This uncle, rules are dead, people are alive!" Yang Yu said with gouging his nostrils.
The talented people from the poor family didn't agree and condemned it one after another.
"I just said that I don't use silver in Bangjinshi, why has it changed again?"
"I think he hates the poor and loves the rich, and he is clearly blackmailing me and so on!"
"What's the noise?" Yang Yu shouted loudly, "Sage, every inch of time and every inch of gold, you guys have joined forces to bully me, let me grind with you rough men here for so long, I will accept you one or two pieces of silver to give you face, my Zhou Jie's time is money, how can you afford to waste it indiscriminately?!" ”
Hmph, Lao Tzu is a bowl of chicken soup for the soul!
Lao Tzu has been in compulsory education for nine years, studied Marx, read the Analects, read Nietzsche, swiped Weibo, and from time to time was sent a few links to the circle of friends by relatives.
"Shameless!"
"The villain in the eyes of the money!"
Everyone began to scold, but Yang Yu returned them one by one, and he didn't fall behind.
Xiao Rushan deserved to be the leader of the cold sect and stopped their unprovoked quarrels.
"Well...... Ladies and gentlemen, Xiao Mou never brought silver taels when he went out, which brother can lend me it, and he will return it another day, Xiao Mou accepts his personal feelings! ”
There are really few people in the cold door who can take out a tael of silver at a time.
They want to! Seeing that Xiao Rushan is already in high school, he will be prosperous in the future, and no matter how bad he is, he will not fail to repay his debts. Moreover, let Xiao Rushan owe a personal favor and make a good fate, and everything will be easy to say when seeking officials and doing things in the future......
"Brother Xiao, don't say anything unkind, it's not easy for our poor disciples to come out, and it is our arrogance! We can't take out a tael of silver alone, but we can still make it together! I have twenty Wen here, and I have all my belongings, so I rely on Brother Xiao to fight for our Jiangzhou talents! ”
Xiao Rushan bowed to this person gratefully and said, "This brother is high-minded! ”
Someone took the lead, and then the children of the poor family who also had money all pooled their money, all of which were copper plates, wrapped in cloth, and forcibly made up consistent money, which was equivalent to one or two silver.
Seeing the disciples of the Hanmen twisted into a rope to make money, Yang Yu looked a little sad.
A thousand copper plates resting in your hand, but they are extremely heavy!
Guilty, I shouldn't despise you, really.
This thought lasted three heartbeats, and Yang Yu began to annoy these poor ghosts again. I can't hold a thousand copper plates, and I have to find someone to exchange them for silver when I go back......
Why don't you give it back to these poor disciples? Don't! All that falls from heaven and picks up from the earth, and whatever is gold and silver are mine!
Let the tiger carry ......
Huzi took the copper coin, made a package, and carried it on his back familiarly, not too heavy at all, and shook a few times from time to time, and the sound of the copper plate colliding was pleasant!
Xiao Rushan saw the appearance of the two scrooges, and showed a little disgust.
"Brother Zhou, can you let the pair go to the next view?"
He thinks very highly of himself, he is a little older, he has read a lot of classics, he knows some wonderful couplets, and speculates that most of this week's Jiebang picked up a few wonderful pairs from which ancient books, and bullied the young talent.
Xiao Rushan took the note and looked at it, and was immediately dumbfounded, almost blowing up.
I saw that the paper read: The loofah on the shelf is as cool as hanging!
"You!"
Xiao Rushan pointed at Yang Yu, wanting to scold him but couldn't, and he didn't know where to start.
In the end, Xiao Rushan spat to the side and scolded: "You, what a ...... Kinky talent! ”
Yang Yu blinked, a little confused, why do you still speak Northeast dialect?
"Uh, have you won a prize?"
Xiao Rushan almost vomited blood, this guy's skin is thicker than the city wall! In broad daylight, he is still strange that with such an obscene and evil pair, with the talents of the previous ones, he will not be wrong.
You must know that couplets not only require neatness in battle, but also must have similar meanings or opposites, and the artistic conception must also be figured out.
With Yang Yu's pair, even if they are on the spot, they don't dare to say it in public! The key is that this guy has set a rule that people who are not looking at the question are not allowed to communicate with others!
Outsiders don't know what this upper link is, and the exit of the lower link is definitely what a thousand people are referring to!
What's more, there are a lot of women present, all of them are probing their brains and staring at the excitement here, even if he Xiao Rushan has figured out the next link, then this reputation must be washed away!
Traps...... This sinister villain!
That Huang Yifan is also a gentleman, but he is also afraid of losing his reputation! I'd rather admit that I didn't learn enough than splash myself with dirty water in public!
This upper couplet describes the man's handle, and the lower couplet is best to depict the woman's yin. Household......
With Xiao Rushan's talent, his mind has immediately reacted to the next link.
The loofah on the shelf is as cool as hanging,
The lotus flowers in the pond are just like holes!
"Is it possible...... I, Xiao Rushan, am just like him, a hypocrite?! Why can't I help but want to come up with the next couplet, ashamed, Master Confucius, the disciple is unfilial, and he has fallen ......"