Fei Aijun took the wine bottle that Chen Quanfu opened, and said with a smile: "Xiao Wu is very generous, let's let it go, let's drink it, anyway, it doesn't cost him money to buy wine." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"I can't be generous now if I want to, the economic conditions don't allow it." Wu Wei was accustomed to Fei Aijun's jokes, and without changing his face and heartbeat, he stretched out his empty wine glass towards him, and said to him, "Come, pour full, pour, pour, pour again------ how did you do it, tick tick, you can't have a prostate problem, right?" It's not that you don't know the amount of alcohol I drink, unlike Director Shen, the amount of alcohol is very small, and the nurse wipes her butt with a sanitary ball, and she won't wake up for three days. ”

"Editor Fei can't say that Xiao Wu is stingy and stingy, and he is diligent and thrifty, and he will live. However, Xiao Wu should not always cry poor in front of everyone in the future, we will not ask you to borrow money. Cui Dalin also joked to Wu Wei.

"I'm not crying poor, whoever has hair won't shave and pretend to be bald, Chang Ying and I have similar salaries, both of which are five or six thousand yuan a month, except for renting, eating, buying clothes and other sporadic expenses, a total of about two thousand yuan, and it would be good if each person could save another thousand yuan."

Chen Quanfu couldn't help but say on the side: "Xiao Wu, how do you calculate this account, a person has five or six thousand yuan a month, spends two thousand yuan, and there is still one thousand yuan left, where is the rest of the money?" Math class is taught by the Chinese teacher, and our puppies are better at arithmetic than yours. ”

"If your puppy knew arithmetic, your father would have made him the head of the coal mine finance department." Wu Wei said.

"You may not believe it, our puppy has a very high IQ, you ask it how many is one plus one, it barks twice, you ask it how many two plus two equals, it barks four. Once I asked it what one thousand two hundred and thirty-six plus eight hundred and sixty-five was, and it barked all night. ”

Several people laughed again when they heard Chen Fuful's words.

Wu Wei said to Chen Quanquan: "What I just calculated is not a personal account, but a family account, the living conditions of Chang Ying and I are not very good, today this family needs money to repair the house, tomorrow that family needs money to see a doctor, each person every month to each family has to remit an average of about 2,000 yuan, so that the two of us often can't make ends meet, stretched, go to the restaurant to eat are the cheapest meals, and the clothes we wear are also discounted goods bought online, Chen Quanfu often invites us' It's my only chance to improve my life, and I'm very grateful. Besides, I'm a soft-hearted person, I'm afraid of doing things that I'm sorry for others, you have such a good cigarette, if I don't smoke, I'm sorry for your heart, you're such a good wine, if I don't drink it, I'm sorry for your love, so in the future, I will smoke more of your cigarettes, and I will drink more of your wine. ”

Fei Aijun pointed at Wu Wei and said: "You are really good at speaking, which means that you can pick a layer of skin from Xiao Chen, and others can't pluck a hair from you." ”

Xiao Wu said without embarrassment: "I'm so poor that I don't even have hair on my body, what else can you pluck?" ”

Shen Qiao said: "I believe that some of Xiao Wu's words are that young people who come out of the countryside to work outside generally have to bear the double burden of everyone and their small families, and you have not yet started a family. I'll give you a little drizzle first, the marriage certificate is just the cover of a family oil, salt, sauce and vinegar this life ledger, some young people have a complicated situation of family affairs, they think about it simply before marriage, and they don't expect it after marriage, so that they are at a loss later, helpless, quarrel and quarrel, and part ways. That is to say, the marriage certificate is just a simple contract, which can be bought for a few dollars, but it cannot provide qualified products, cannot guarantee the quality of marriage, and has no promises such as after-sales service. Some people say that falling in love is enjoyment, and getting married is bearing, but a person can't just fall in love and not get married in his life. With firewood, rice, oil and salt in life, you can experience a thousand flavors, and only when you form a family with others and go through the baptism of married life can you say that you are truly mature. It can also be said that home is a place that can change lives, black hair goes in, white hair comes out; Two people go in, three or four people come out; Go in vertically and come out horizontally. ”

Wu Wei sighed and said: "Director Shen's words are very profound, worthy of being called a 'philosopher'!" ”

Fei Aijun looked at Shen Qiao and said with a smile: "Xiao Wu's classmates flatter people twice, and the sycophants are always just right. ”

Wu Wei also glanced at Shen Qiao, and pretended to be serious: "You don't understand this truth, patting sycophants is a kind of language art that can please the leader without spending money." In a unit to eat mixed rice, which leader's sycophants have to be patted, they can decide how long you have a rice bowl in your hand. Of course, sycophants can't dirty their hands, and flatterers don't stain their mouths. ”

Shen Qiao blushed and said, "You bad boys sometimes make me happy. ”

Chen Fuful's face was also red, but it was dyed with alcohol, and he smiled and said to everyone: "Some people are good at looking at the faces of the leaders to act, this is a kind of ability, the faces of the leaders are a renminbi, but the face value is different, each one is useful to you." However, I don't like to look at the 'annoying man' face, and I don't have much nice to say in front of him, and I'd rather lose my job than please him. Strange to say, I wanted the 'annoying' director to disappear in front of me, but he always dangled in front of your eyes as if he had deliberately proved to you the law of the immortality of matter. ”

"Strengthening administrative management is Director Fan's job responsibility, is it that he always supervises you to and pee that you hate him?" Shen Qiao asked Chen to be fulfilled.

"Not only that, but I annoyed him from the bottom of my heart, I always felt that our magazine was a good collective, the management of the army was very standardized, I was lucky to work here, and we were willing to abide by the relevant regulations. However, some small units can no longer be managed layer by layer, and I am most reluctant to see the annoying face of the 'annoying' director every day. ”

Shen Qiao said: "I don't agree with your statement, I think Director Fan is doing his duty, since we are serving in the unit under the management of the army, we must accept a certain amount of discipline. Okay, let's stop talking about other people, let's talk about something else, okay! ”

"Don't talk about anything else, hurry up and eat, I heard that the pot fish is delicious, but the wait is too long, Dalin went over to urge them to serve it quickly." Wu said anxiously.

As soon as Cui Dalin stood up, the waiter brought in a steaming basin.

There are both meals in the pot, and the fish and rice are cleverly combined, so that the people at the table will eat with a fragrant taste and endless aftertaste.

When Chen Quanfu went to the service desk to check out, Wu Wei also went out of the private room for a while, and when he came back, he said to Cui Dalin: "I just went to the back kitchen to meet the master chef who cooked, and I wanted to ask him how the pot fish is made, he stammered, and he didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and his constipation-like expression made people feel uncomfortable." ”

Dalin smiled and didn't say anything. (To be continued.) )