"Okay, the moment of the return of the king is coming, and the moment to promote the development of the Tang Dance Forest will also be coming soon, audience, please put on your three-dimensional glasses, wave the light stick in your hand, and follow my beat! Comeon！ ”

Find the rhythm first, I'll find, I'll find, I'll look for it, I'll look for it...... Alright, it's time to take eight steps. Haha, yes, didn't regress much, stood upside down. Yaxingda, this hairstyle is a bit difficult, no matter what, hold it up, stand upside down with one hand, and walk up. Arm up, hand again, hold up, change again, hehe, hehe, have a big windmill. It's still rhythm dance steps, haha, it's almost time to turn Thomas, noisy, come on, let them see what dance is?

One lap, two laps, wow, no, this equipment is a little difficult to turn. It is estimated that the difficulty coefficient has exceeded 9.9. Let's take two turns first, and then come to the authentic official breaking, wahaha! This is completely the most challenging extreme dance movement of the human body in the Tang Dynasty of the century.

However, Lao Tzu's movements are a little crazy, hey, I can't blame Lao Tzu, hip-hop has always pursued this kind of coolness. Haha, it's just a pity, there is no music for Lao Tzu to accompani, otherwise they would worship Lao Tzu's dance even more. It's a pity that there is no basketball at this time, otherwise Lao Tzu can show off a piece of street ball after dancing; In that case, I believe that Lao Tzu's fans will scream, scream, scream, and even faint for Lao Tzu. It is estimated that in that case, Lao Tzu will go to the Tang Dynasty again, hey, it is really a look of Lao Tzu, and a move will cause a sensation in the richest and most powerful country in Chinese history.

Okay, it's almost, it is estimated that the meal just eaten was finished by Lao Tzu, and if you jump again, it is estimated that Lao Tzu will be hungry again. In the end, Lao Tzu put on the pose of a famous detective, Kudo Shinichi, that is, a primary school student Conan. There is only one truth, so let's not shout.

Uh-huh, that's it, call it a day! Wow, what's wrong with these guys? I saw the Martians and still won the Datang lottery of 5 million taels. This mouth is open enough to stuff a dinosaur egg, and these eyes are almost bigger than a dinosaur egg, why are their expressions so stiff and numb, are they in the legendary long-lost "Sunflower Point Acuman"? Or did you drink the legendary "half-step with a smile"? No, I didn't laugh! It's noisy, it won't be thundered by Lao Tzu, the problem is that Lao Tzu is not dancing the thunder dance, although Lao Tzu used to dance with a few YD birdmen in the class at the class birthday dance, but since then, Lao Tzu has already washed his hands. Yaxingda, if it weren't for the resentment of imperialism and the love for the greatness and strength of the motherland, with a heart to defend the Chinese nation, love China, and defeat imperialism, Lao Tzu would not dance casually! Lao Tzu is not a casual person, of course, Lao Tzu is not a casual person when he gets up casually! Banana that Bara!

"Youliang! Hello! ”

"Brother Feng! Brother Feng! ”

"Miss Wuyue Tian! Miss Dancing Moon Tian! ”

"Wow! 110 is coming, the strip is coming to arrest people, everyone run! ”

"Ah, what? What 110? Brother Xian, what did you just say? ”

"That, Brother Youliang, I want to say, what did you think of Brother Xiao~~ Brother Dance just now?"

"Good, good, pretty good! I also want to ask, where did my brother learn this dance? Did you learn it from the master of the theater troupe? But how do I feel that my brother's movements are more beautiful and more suitable for our taste! If you have time, you must teach me to be a brother! ”

"That, it's not a secret, this kind of dance is a set of king-level dances that I realized when I studied martial arts with the elites of Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, Kunlun and other sects. What do you think? Isn't this kind of dance very high? In fact, this kind of dance is a must for home travel, murder and arson. Especially if you dance openly on the street, you will definitely not be watched by the city management! But since Youliang really plans to learn, you can just find a few more people, and it's best to form a team, so it's super good to jump! It's definitely more interesting than jumping alone. Haha, we'll be the lead dancers of the hip-hop gang from now on! Of course, in the future, we will have to customize our own clothes, like the clothes I wore today, only let me play 6% of my skills! Waha~~~"

"Brother deserves to be a generation of grandmasters, ah, no, a generation of Wulin grandmasters, brothers, this selfless, generous and fearless spirit for the fundamental interests of the broad masses of the people really moved my brother. For the brother, he will carry forward this dance skill. ”

"That's it, but in fact, I not only dance well, but also sing very well, like Jay Chou's song, Lin Junjie's brother, Wang Leehom's brother, Xu Song's song, Hou Xian's song, brother, just order casually, I have always been good at singing and dancing. Haha, of course, people like me Li Tianyu have always been like cigarettes, burning themselves and satisfying others. Since Youliang has the heart to carry forward this, then my Friend Liang is even more righteous, and it is incumbent on me to resign, Brother Youliang, please rest assured, I will personally do my best to give my life's learning and generosity, haha~"

Yaxingda, you don't know if it's okay with your physique? With just a few sets of push-ups a day, can you stand it? Plus a few hours of handstands every day. Even if you can hold it, Lao Tzu will only teach you a little bit of low-tech moves. There is no way, who let the ancients always love to keep a hand when they accept apprentices, and Lao Tzu must ensure that Lao Tzu is the strongest here, unique, and irreplaceable. Future? I told you to wait until the end of the world in 2012! Even if you can wait, Lao Tzu will use all his resources to exhaust you and make you give up personally. Isn't Lao Tzu a little bad!

"Young master, the kind of dance you just danced is called street dance? Why have I never seen anyone dance like this before? The young master is really amazing! ”

"Hehe, it's been awarded, in fact, the young master is not very powerful, and there are still many masters who can dance more than the young master in the future! It's just that the young master is only the whole earth now, oh, that is, the whole Tang Dynasty includes what Turks, Dongying, Goryeo, America, England, Portugal...... The first person to be the most powerful hip-hop dancer! ”

Banana Bara, there shouldn't be Europe these days, right? Hey, it's a pity that Lao Tzu's history didn't study well, and he just looked at history books in class, what? You don't believe it! It's noisy, those classic history books that Lao Tzu reads, what kind of golden bottle plum, meat **, etc., are all quintessence-level books, they are Chinese art, understand?

"That, dare to ask Childe, is the dance that Childe danced just now really a dance created by Childe? Yue Tian doesn't look like his son is from a dance path! ”

"Oh, the one just now was really created by me, and it's an exclusive original, an exclusive. Although I didn't come from a family of dancers, I never forgot to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics before I got up early to study, and then a few difficult movements, push-ups, you know? Oops, that's the kind of ...... Forget it, in short, you remember, this kind of hip-hop dance is not suitable for girls to practice! Otherwise, they will be condemned by etiquette and morality! A woman's lack of talent is virtue, don't keep making yourself too lacking in virtue, are you right? ”

"Oh, I see, Yue Tian is just inquiring. Then, Yue Tian retired to the sons first. ”

No way? As for no? Didn't you learn hip-hop? As for such a grudge, no, he said goodbye without saying goodbye, uh, no, he said goodbye. Hey, it seems that the lethality of hip-hop dance is really great, of course, it is estimated that the main reason is that Lao Tzu's charm is more lethal. It's just right to go, it's not comfortable to have you to talk to our uncles, drink some wine, and eat some food.

However, this little girl is quite ecstatic when she walks, haha, it's a pity, there is no fashion show for you to participate in now. But Lao Tzu doesn't mind if you go to the Li Mansion to be a private fashion show model for Lao Tzu. Amitabha, good, good, wahahahaha~ "It's really round, TMD is really round, it's rounder than Lao Tzu!" Bananas, looking horizontally into the side of the ridge into a peak! ”

"Brother Tianyu, what did you just say? What kind of round? What ridge and what peak? ”

"Oh no, nothing."

Seeing that Li Tianyu reluctantly withdrew his eyes that were about to turn green from Miss Yue Tian's buttocks, in an instant, the temperature of the air path swept by his gaze was much lower.

is noisy, Lao Tzu can resist anything else in his life except temptation.

"Okay, let's not talk about it for now, let's go ahead and drink, come, Brother Tianyu, Brother Feng, let's touch one more!"

"Good, not bad, Youliang, the wine is a thousand cups of confidants, there is wine tonight and I am drunk today, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. Come on, Brother Feng did it together! ”

"Sure enough, it's still enjoyable to drink this wine, but I didn't expect Brother Tianyu to become a chapter, and his literary talent is really extraordinary! On another day, if Brother Tianyu goes to get famous, he will definitely be able to go to high school! ”

"Hehe, Youliang is too modest, in fact, I am only a scholar of the six trains, and I am only nine thousand buckets. But I didn't expect this to be seen by you, but I was hiding it very deep and low-key. And in the future, I must know that everyone in Datang knows that I am very low-key! ”

Noisy, familiar with 300 Tang poems, can't compose poems and can chant, so that you don't usually study hard, now you feel the gap between yourself and me, right? (A Liang: They want to study hard and work hard to complete the nine-year compulsory education!) "Brother Tianyu is extraordinary, he speaks very uniquely, and he has his own style! ”

"That is, the world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it! Only Brother Youliang can see me half-dressed! Come on, don't say anything, I'll respect Brother Liang for half a bowl! ”

Nonsense, if you see through me, how can I still mix, in case you see Lao Tzu one day in the future, you can see through the color of Lao Tzu's underwear, Lao Tzu is still a P! But Lao Tzu usually doesn't wear underwear, hehe!

"Okay, Brother Tianyu, our brothers have almost eaten, and they have all seen your earth-shattering street dance. Let's have some more wine, drink it and leave. There are just three jars left, I didn't expect that so soon, the three jars of wine will be gone, this is too undrunk, next time I must not get drunk with Brother Tianyu! ”

"Haha, then you won't be able to return next time Youliang."

Bananas, just what you drank just now, it's strange that there are no less than three altars, there is almost one altar on the damp clothes, and almost two altars dedicated to Mother Earth.

"Really? Haha, come, Brother Feng will also do it together, one person and one altar! ”

"Okay, come, Brother Feng, Youliang, we all blew it this time, and the last wine of today must be blown off." Although I had just done a highly difficult exercise, I still resolutely decided to blow it, and I wanted to see the bottom. ”

"Okay, no problem, Brother Tianyu really can't say how well he danced today, he really deserves to be a master of the dance forest, right, Brother Feng?"

"Yes, the young master is really amazing."

"Okay, for the two of you, I'll do this altar first, come!"