"Okay, for the two of you, I'll do this altar first, come!"

"!"

I saw Li Tianyu, Chen Youliang and Li Feng, and when they mentioned the wine jar, they really began to blow. Wow, the champion of the drinking event in this Olympiad, that is, the gold medalist, is freshly baked, and it turns out to be Li Feng's dark horse; The runner-up, that is, the silver medal is also freshly released, is Chen Youliang; Needless to say, Li Tianyu only mixed a third place and a bronze medal in the end. However, all of them are in the top four of this international competition.

"Eh, Brother Feng, I didn't see it, you are so fierce."

"Where, the young master has won the prize."

It's noisy, you really want to have a face, if it weren't for the first time drinking this wine, how could I lose to the two of you in this copycat version of the wine bag and rice bag. Wow Ka Ka Ka , Lao Tzu is from the 21st century.

"I said Youliang, what we should discuss is all over, what we should eat is almost done, what we should drink is naturally drunk, and I have jumped what I should have danced, should we shift our position the rest of the time?"

"Hmm. But it's too early now, can Brother Tianyu get used to going back so early? Anyway, I'm not used to it, and I'm really a little scared to go back alone on such a bright day. Why don't we go to the north of the city now to inspect the people's situation on the spot, and see if there are any people waiting for us to save the lives and the people in dire straits. ”

"Youliang is really good at proposing, but why go north of the city, is it a slum? Or is it Cambodia? ”

"Brother Tianyu doesn't know this, since ancient times, officials have to go north to Chang'an, and the officials sent by Chang'an have to pass through the north of the city when they come here to investigate, so those people have to gather in the north of the city in order to let the officials see their lives."

"Wow, no, right? What an exaggeration! It's noisy, I think back then, the most hanged time in history in China is now, so there won't be such a "refugee"! Youliang, what are these people you talking about? ”

"I said Brother Tianyu, you won't really take it seriously, right! When did you suddenly become so serious? In fact, it is just some people who don't do it every day and wander around idlely, going out of the city today, and coming back tomorrow to say how they went out of the city yesterday. Moreover, the north of the city is also far away from your and my family, and the officials of Jiangsu Province actually live quite close, most of them live in prosperous places, and they are not very far away. Brother Tianyu doesn't really know, right? ”

"Haha, that, I drank a little violently just now, so my brain is not very clear now."

You banana, I'm the sun, sure enough, the person who goes south is SB, and the person who goes north is NB, how did Lao Tzu forget this. There's no way, it's about Lao Tzu's civil affairs, can Lao Tzu not care? What is Lao Tzu suddenly becoming so serious, Lao Tzu has been an upright person since ancient times, and this face is the signboard.

"That Youliang, Brother Feng, let's go, as Niu B, of course we have to go north. Haha, but Lao Tzu has always dressed Metersbonwe out of the ordinary. ”

"Haha, Brother Tianyu is really funny, okay, then let's go north together! Right, Brother Feng? ”

"Yes, yes, Chen Gongzi!"

"It's a P, yes, Brother Feng, call me Youliang, don't keep the old Chen Gongzi Chen Gongzi. Suddenly, I am so polite and polite to Lao Tzu, and I am not used to it, but I am the same temperament as Tianyu! ”

"Haha, did you hear that, Brother Feng, remember, Youliang treats you as his brother, you must remember that if there is any trouble in the future, just go to Youliang." If you don't have any trouble, find out some trouble for me, and then go to trouble Youliang to solve this trouble for you. ”

"Ahahahaha, Brother Tianyu, who knows me~"

"Yo, two sons, is this the way to go? Dare I ask you two if you can eat well? ”

"Oh, it's the boss, thank you for this meal today, Tianyu will definitely say a few more words to his father for you on my behalf after I go back? Right? Brother Yu? Hey, there's a black line on your face? ”

"Yo, don't you dare, look at what you said, this matter is a trivial matter today, why bother the governor? In the future, if the two sons need to eat, they just have to come, and when they come here, it will be like coming to their own home. Don't be so polite. ”

Wow, did Lao Tzu really fall for Chen Youliang and the boss to set up a trap for Lao Tzu. How do you feel that their eye contact is so **? It's noisy, it seems that Chen Youliang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is almost more evil than Lao Tzu, why do you need to be a man to this extent? I like it, though! The more this is the same as Lao Tzu, the happier Lao Tzu is, the more he likes it! Of course, I just like it, I don't like that kind of love that crosses gender.

"Haha, boss, don't worry, I'll take care of you today, I believe that Youliang will definitely be very unhappy, so that he will run the hall for you on the order of his father, and when the time comes, there will definitely be a bunch of people who will come to see his good-looking, and at that time, our business in Juxianzhuang will be really great!"

You banana, with your IQ level as a primary school student, you still want to fight with my undergraduate student? Save it, you should do your job as a junior college student, a promising career!

"Hahahaha, that boss, we won't bother you to do business, let's leave first, let's go, Brother Tianyu, what are you doing standing there watching people's rooftops? Beware of people's roofs as if they were leaking on rainy days. And you influence other people's bosses so much, right, Brother Feng? ”

"Huh, huh? Chen Gongzi, ah no, Youliang, why are your eyelids twitching? ”

"It's nothing, it's all by you! Boss, take your leave. ”

"Farewell, too!"

"Farewell!"

"Slow down, boys! I'll come back next time! ”

"I said Brother Feng, in fact, you should have just said, 'Farewell, three!' Target! Be sure to pay attention next time. ”

"Why? Master, what's that, Sirui? What does that mean? ”

"You don't have to worry about this, with your wisdom, ah no, it's hard for me to explain it to you with my wisdom. Let me tell you this, you will appear to be very cultured and a comprehensive talent in line with international standards! ”

"Young master, I don't understand what you're talking about. But I listen to the young master! ”

"Well, yes, promising. In the future, I hope to become my exclusive horse boy and confidant. ”

"Hehe, the little master has cultivated!"

"Wow, it's really different from Lao Tzu's people who have drunk, haha, but Lao Tzu likes it!"

"I said Tianyu, I have to inspect it after I get to the north of the city in a while. If you have good seedlings, you must pay attention to them. ”

"Needless to say, now we urgently need a lot of help to build our harmonious society, ah no, our harmonious gang. I said Youliang, you know the 21st century, oh, that is, do you know what is the most expensive in Zhenguan Datang? Don't tell me it's a phone bill! ”

"What's the most expensive? Could it be gold? ”

"Well, that, in fact, I don't hide it from Youliang, I have always regarded money as something outside my body, and I regard money as dung. If you want to say what is the most expensive thing in Zhenguan Datang now, it is naturally talent! ”

Yaxingda, the gold is returned, do you Zhenguan Datang have AK47 or AK24 gold now? Look at your painstaking meditation, and finally give you this answer, Lao Tzu wants to take a frying pan and smash you with a golden headshot on behalf of the red wolf and Confucius! Well, yes, Lao Tzu has always put money in his pocket, and rarely puts it in a personal anti-theft place. Bananas, Lao Tzu's favorite thing in his last life is dung, and it is estimated that this life will not be an exception.

"Talent?"

"Not bad. Uncle Li, that is, Uncle Ge, once said this, and in fact, it proved that this was the case, and he was finally planted in the hands of the talent he had always wanted. Therefore, the most expensive thing is talent. Let me tell you this, talents, as small as the country, as big as the gang, ah no, on the contrary, there must be talents, do you know the Three Kingdoms? Forget it, look at your confused appearance, you know that you haven't read the four famous works seriously, (Ah Liang: -#他倒是想读, where to read?) Li Tianyu: You stupid A! Take a ferry, no, it's really not okay to watch "Entrepreneurial Tang History Dream"! YOU'RE OUT, RIGHT? Then that Sui and Tang hero knows, right? Just the current Qin Qiong, Jingde, Cheng Yanjin, and that Li Jing...... At that time, there was a talent who was really worth 100,000 heroes! Needless to say, our gang needs more talent to add to the bricks. (Audience: Then you still say!) ）”

"With talents, can one person really reach 100,000 heroes?"

"Then it doesn't need to be said, remember what Brother Yu said today, 'Those who win talents win the world!' Brother Xinyu, get eternal life! I just don't know if there is Lao Tzu here, a horse who is going to be a picture? ”

"I think there should be a lot of 'talents' in the north of the city, almost all of them are concentrated there."

"Well, Lao Tzu has always restrained himself by taking an unusual path."

It's noisy, and all the talents are gathered here, and I think it's probably some layoff material. But no matter what, Lao Tzu had to lead the Red First Army, the Red Second Front Army, and the Red Fourth Front Army to the north. Although Lao Tzu is not a small strong, he is also very powerful. Think about Lao Tzu's small universe erupted and almost destroyed the entire galaxy.

"Hey, young master, why are there a few people in front of me who are coming in our direction viciously."

"Really, Brother Tianyu, I saw ...... too"