After listening to the hawker's words, the fairy became even more angry, "It's all fart, Bi Ma Wen Guan is small, shrimp bullshit, let me tell you, Bi Ma is the chief celestial cavalry, horse is just a general term, all those who have long hooves in the sky can fight in formation, except for the powerful mounts, all are in his charge, do you know why?" Because things with a lot of hooves run fast, you can calculate who in the sky except for his somersault cloud can outrun those beasts, so this official is quite big, which is equivalent to your commander-in-chief of the armored group, do you know, as for the Wen in the back, it's okay, you read more books, it's a place name, and Lu Bu's Wen Hou is a famous hot spring mountain in the heavenly court, the spring water is at room temperature all year round, and the water and grass are lush, so most of the livestock are raised there, so he is called by the official position and the name of the place, and it is actually slandered in the mouth of the bald donkey, I bah! “

It seems that the hawkers do need to read more books, the ancients generally called official positions or place names, such as Li Hefei is referring to Li Hongzhang, of course, Sima Nan is definitely not raising horses in Nanjing, "You are old and discouraged, I don't know, those who don't know are not guilty, then you mean that the great sage is still in heaven?" ”

The old man calmed down, "Well, it's great, Zixia gave birth to a little monkey for him in the first half of the year, which will be estimated to be at home with a child!" ”

"Yo, then when are you old enough to introduce me, let me tell you that when I was a child, my favorite was the Great Sage, and it just so happened that his child was still young, so I'll bring something to see!"

"Yes, I'll take you when his child is one year old!"

"It's decided?"

"It's set!"

I can actually see the great sage, it seems that this is not bad under the hands of the gods, the hawker began to pick his fingers to count the days, now the little monkey is only seven or eight months, and he can go to see the little sage in three or four months, what a news of Jinba, you must bring a camera when the time comes, I will pat it on the left, I will pat it on the right, and then send it to the WeChat circle to show off! The peddler was smiling at the beautiful future, and suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, old man, are you talking about the moon in the sky or ours?" ”

The old man looked at him like an idiot, "Nonsense, of course it's heavenly!" ”

"How do you convert time between heaven and earth?"

"One day in heaven and one year on earth!"

Jesus is a Christ! Empty rejoicing, according to this algorithm, when the little monkey is one year old, the artemisia on his grave is estimated to have been cut down and made into a coffin! Also play with yarn!

The old man turned his head to watch the movie again, the peddler held his head in his hands and thought nonsense on the bed, with his years of experience in reading, he had to recall what the situation of other people who crossed the book was like, first of all, how to cross, lightning split, car accident, mysterious cave, sudden fog, sea whirlpool, this is all common, a higher point is to be caught by aliens, and then look at the wrong catch, and then the aliens are ashamed, in order to apologize for sending back to ancient times, these people have a characteristic, the one who went suddenly that decisive, Abandon his family and business, abandon his wife and children, but the hawker can't do it, he still has to honor his parents, if he can't come back, it's better not to agree at that time, "Old man, can I come back when I go to the Tang Dynasty?" ”

The old man stared at the screen and replied, "Of course you can come back, you can only go for three or four months!" ”

"Heavenly?"

"On earth, if you count it according to heaven, is it interesting for you to come back in three or four months?"

Oh yes! "Then I'm relieved!" After understanding the situation, the hawker began to compare with other crossings, others are equivalent to starting their own businesses, and they have to rely on themselves for everything, with good luck with three wives and four concubines, they will enter the phase, and the unlucky primitive society feeds the wolves! He's different, at most he's a market, and there's a company on it!

In the end, out of the intuition of a small businessman, the peddler asked the question he was most concerned about: "Can I bring something to sell when I go to the Tang Dynasty?" "This is also what he learned from those overseas shopping, you see so many people who travel abroad, who doesn't bring some bags of milk powder toilet seats or something when they come back, so that not only the round-trip ticket money is available, but also free travel, and even more have made a fortune, so the hawkers also want to pour something back from ancient times, just sell it, the wife already has, and many people who cross it are made by reselling this! Make a braille painting and shoot a billion-800 million, and cuddle Xiaomi at a trot, tsk! Just thinking makes people drool!

The old man didn't see the image of the vendor, and replied indifferently, "Yes, but remind you that the things you brought back don't have time to settle!" “

"What do you mean I don't read much?" The peddler looked back at the old fairy!

"It means that the things you brought back from the Tang Dynasty, such as calligraphy and painting, the experts here have identified the most, which means that your calligraphy and painting are forged with Tang Dynasty technology, and they are worthless, understand!"

Hey....the vendor suddenly collapsed on the bed like a leaky doll, without any oil and water, and he was bored! However, the old man's next words made him lift his spirit: "Calligraphy and painting can't be brought, but it's not calligraphy and painting, some minerals, logs, or something, such as..."

"Like what?"

"Gold!" The old fairy emphasized the strengthened tone!

Ah! it! The hawker slapped his thigh excitedly, forgetting this thing, this thing can be exchanged for Grandpa Mao whether it is the Tang Dynasty or the modern era, the whole world is killed, and the hawker instantly feels that life is full of hope!

With a probe, he leaned down and dragged out an unopened Hibiscus King from under the bed, opened it and handed it to the old man, and the two of them opened it again!

Through the layers of smoke, the vendor seemed to see a golden avenue beckoning to him, and when he had money, the house should be built big, and he could walk four huskies in the house. Oops~ The rope life is the well guess of the milk, and the rope life is the backswing of the milk.........

Thinking of beauties and thinking of those personal beauties in South Korea, it looks like Nima again and again, the one named Kim Hee-sun is not bad, and he has also acted in a movie in the Celestial Empire, it seems to be called a myth, and it is also a crossing, it seems that there must be beauties in crossing! Later, this movie was remade into a TV series, and a handsome little guy Hu Ge was found to play it! The ratings were pretty good at the time!

The plot structure is okay, especially the stalk where the protagonist wants to eat tomato scrambled eggs, in the Qin Dynasty you eat woolen tomatoes, that thing was only transmitted to China in the Qing Dynasty! I can't remember clearly, the protagonist is quite pitiful, and I can't do it if the Qin Dynasty is sick and wants to eat familiar dishes, but Lao Tzu can, when the time comes, I will bring a few baskets of tomatoes, I will fry them, I will gnaw them raw, I will sprinkle white sugar to make a salad....I will starve to death of those turtles in the Tang Dynasty who have never seen tomatoes!

In addition, bring some cold medicine, don't be fun if you catch a cold in ancient times, Chinese medicine is too bitter, huh? Cold? You have to admire the hawker's divergent thinking, and suddenly a question popped up, this problem can't be done casually if it is not solved, this problem is that with the composition of the periodic table of the elements of the current Celestial Dynasty, I will not be afraid of the germs of the Tang Dynasty, but what should I do if the germs in my body are infected to the Tang Dynasty people? How the Mayans were destroyed and what was the situation in the Middle Ages, everyone understands, this question must be asked!