The three conspirators of the harem are fighting ghost ideas and discussing ghosts again.

Taishi Li Daocheng praised this Song Concubine Hu Erke very much, saying that she is reasonable, trustworthy, intelligent, hardworking, and beautiful and generous. In other words, am I doing a good job? Am I a good candidate? Also, she broke my clock or something, won't you give me some compensation?

Emperor Li Gande is mixed, thinking, this Song Concubine was originally one of his own concubines, in front of me, a bitter gourd face, a wooden man. Why is it like a fish in water when you arrive at your Taishi Mansion? Got a nourished life? Although she is still wearing shackles, is this Concubine Song an uncle? Grandpa control? Uncle! Don't*, she's your nephew, my emperor's concubine!

The Empress Dowager Li was very happy, she didn't expect things to go so smoothly. The current Jiaozhi is the princes and princes of the previous dynasty, and there are illiterate people, and even fewer women in Jiaozhi are literate, and there are several women in the country who know poetry and books, and they can almost count them. Originally, I just wanted to ask this Concubine Song to make a cameo appearance in the examination room, and then, the emperor announced that the emperor would personally read the test papers this year, and then let the princess make his own article adjustment. Who would have thought that this Concubine Song is really good, and she can really rely on her own ability to get a champion. Hurry up, after the little golden diamond is done, let her enter the palace for the second time, and give birth to a smart little grandson for my queen mother, haha, both inside and outside the embankment.

Taishi Li Daocheng said: "We really found the right direction this time, this Song Concubine Hu Erke is very interested in all the objects in the hands of Xiao Helen Xiao Jin Diamond that I introduced to her, so it seems that the motivation for us to let her seduce Xiao Jin Diamond has been generated." Now the question is how to make the little golden diamond like her. ”

Emperor Li Gande was quite sour, very helpless, and said very against his will: "Then I can only let Concubine Song Hu Erke show up more, increase their contact opportunities, and teach her how to hook up with women and seduce women when you have time." ”

Empress Dowager Li said: "It's better to be like this, we will organize a show for Concubine Song Hu Erke, and generally any recruitment party is held by women and recruits men." We are a bit of a counterattack, but it's nothing, let's just say, our royal family is entrusted by the eighth mountain to find a good couple for his baby son in the capital, in order to show justice, but also for the new champion to have more opportunities, so, we welcome all families with the right age to marry to participate in the recruitment meeting......"

Emperor Li Qiande: "Then, if this new champion meets a rich man, a big beauty, is not strong-willed, empathetic and don't fall in love, and doesn't choose a small golden diamond, what should I do?" ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Oh, the emperor, if she was greedy for wealth and nobility, she would have bowed her head and been your concubine honestly." ”

Empress Dowager Li Shi: "Oh, the emperor, can she empathize and don't fall in love?" A lover of a man? She wants to be a gay brother? Love a woman? She Song Concubine wants to be a gay sister? Don't be confused, she's a woman! It's so difficult to position, we put pressure on her, she must choose a small gold diamond, it's a big deal, before going on stage, knock and knock again, let her recognize the situation, distinguish friend from foe, and understand the risks! Positioning, in place, don't be offside! Don't forget that she is just a little actor, and we are the director, screenwriter, and producer! ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "This shouldn't be, I can't guarantee that this Song Concubine Hu Er will like Xiao Jinzuan, but I can definitely guarantee that this Song Concubine Hu Erke will like all the good things in Xiao Jinzuan's hands." ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Hey, everyone's goal must be clear, that's it, we didn't want this Song Concubine Hu Erke to like Xiao Jin Diamond, we just asked her to pretend to like Xiao Jin Diamond but in fact, the drunkard didn't mean to drink, but all the good things in Xiao Jin Diamond's hands." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "So, now, no matter what kind of substantive liking it is, Concubine Song Hu Er will like Xiao Jinzuan, the problem is to at least let Xiao Jinzuan accept this love." Don't let this new champion touch the nose. ”

Empress Dowager Li: "So, I let all the families who have a daughter to be married come to create an atmosphere and bring this new champion to the sky, everyone wants it, and it is very demanding." In this kind of environment, the lucky pie fell on the head of the little golden diamond, and she would at least consider the quality of the pie, and would not immediately reject it very bluntly. Besides, if this Concubine Song Hu Erke has a good effect when she shows off her skills, maybe Xiao Jinzuan will directly take a fancy to her, and it is not impossible. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Yes, our recruitment meeting this time is really a counterattack, people are recruiting relatives in a competition, one by one on stage, survival of the fittest, see who has the last laugh, and the winner will hold the beauty." There are also calligraphy and painting that compare art and chess, to see who has the most applause, in order to decide between the male and female. And we are clearly saying that it is a show art recruitment meeting, and we are showing ourselves. This is good, I think, if the emphasis is on "than", then most of this little golden diamond will not participate in our coaxing, just look at the excitement, then we are not blind? Therefore, let this Song Concubine Hu Erke have all the skills to come out, fortunately, this new champion is genuine, she is really good, if she is really a man, I also want to recruit her as a son-in-law. Now, let this Hu Erke show off his talents, in order to impress this little golden diamond, we will choose an opportunity to give marriage, in front of everyone's eyes, the little golden diamond will not be dripping, and it will not degrade the unanimous public lover to the point that he will not even raise his eyelids. ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Our little golden diamond is the little red flower No. 1 of Harvard University, and it has followed Zhao Qiannu and Wang Mumu's vision, so if you want to impress her, you really have to be a little tricky." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have a trump card." Didn't I tell you that this Song Concubine Hu Erke grafted my big chiming clock with the music box in my study? On the day when I was going to show off my talents, I brought Hu Erke's improved and upgraded big chime clock. At that time, if this small gold diamond has been neither salty nor light, and water will not be able to splash in. I put this big bell on the stage and publicized it widely, saying that we, the champion of the new department, are extremely talented and extremely smart. She was able to graft the big chime clock with the music box and combine the two into a more advanced big chime clock. Ladies and gentlemen, all the guests who participated in this recruitment meeting today, if you also have a big bell or table clock at home, if you also want to graft the bell with the music box, you can find our relevant personnel to register after the meeting, and our new champion will provide paid services for you one by one......"

Empress Dowager Li Shi: "Hey! Taishi, you are playing more and more, my son's concubine lives in your house, and she is entertained with good food and clothing, patting her ass, and you still want her to help you do this kind of craftsman work? Help you earn money? ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Ouch, Queen Mother, how can you look at the problem like this, if I disclose Concubine Song's achievements, this is to move their Harvard patent, the exclusive management of such commodities Xiao Jinzuan will not be indifferent, she will definitely take the initiative to come to us, she will definitely take the initiative to study this new champion." At that time, your emperor will marry again, whether this little golden diamond is willing or not, she will definitely cherish this opportunity to have face-to-face contact with the new champion, so as to find out how far our breakthrough in watch technology has reached, and then talk about other things. ”

Emperor Li Gande: "Taishi, you are a dangerous move." ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Yes, it's a dangerous move, so I said that this is a trump card, and it won't be easily taken out until the end." ”

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A sunny day, a sunny day, the Imperial Garden of the Jiaozhi Palace, the people who buy tickets to recommend women are crowded, and I heard that the new champion shows his skills and seeks the phoenix, and no one wants to pull it down. Even if you don't have the opportunity, look at the excitement and witness the unprecedented history of Jiaozhi, who can not be enthusiastic?

Historically, the construction industry in Cochin has been relatively developed, and even many imperial palaces in China have been built by craftsmen in Cochin. Of course, their own palace won't be too sloppy.

Now, a new VIP stand has been set up on the north side of the large lawn of the Jiaozhi Imperial Garden, and there are 1,200 people sitting on the platform, including Emperor Li Qiande, Empress Dowager Li Shi, Taishi Li Daocheng, ministers of the DPRK and China, princes, and relatives of the emperor, including Li Weihua, the princess of the Golden Diamond, who was specially invited again and again, and her four seabirds and five people from the think tank Hemingway stood behind her.

On the south, east, west and west sides of the big lawn, there are sitting on the ground, half-squatting, standing, and tens of thousands of people are clustered. People are wondering, the general competition is to build a high platform, the challengers jump on the stage one by one, and then fight in table tennis, the people in the audience are watching, you can't release water, you can't play conspiracy. But today, there is a high platform, but the powerful people have taken the place first. Then, stay for a while, where will the new champion show? Also, let's squeeze around, a large lawn in the center, there are more than 200 square meters empty, why don't you let us go over and relax?

Boom! A big gong is ringing! Today's new champion Xiuyi recruitment meeting officially began. Several eunuchs ran and spread an 8-meter by 12-meter plot on the vacated lawn. 5 meters of large white cloth with a full 100 square meters; A few eunuchs carried out more than 20 large wooden barrels, about one-third of which were filled with black ink, one-third were filled with red-orange, yellow-green, blue-blue-purple and other colored water, and the remaining one-third were filled with water, and some rags and towels were stuffed.

When the eunuchs were busy, today's protagonist and hot character Hu Erke made a shining debut, the author here said that this Hu Zhuangyuan is a shining debut, but a veritable shining debut, why do you say that? Because the appearance form of this Hu Erke champion is quite shiny, he holds a 1.2-meter-long small flat pole in each hand, the small flat pole is on his shoulder, and each small flat pole has four small arm-thick white candles perpendicular to the flat pole and stands, and is blazing, flashing with fire, reflecting the cheeks of the champion Lang; the champion is now wearing a white silk robe, a green silk bundle of hair, flowing elegantly, from a distance, like a white magnolia that has just bloomed, but the bright red stamen is swaying in the heart of the flower. At the same time as Zhuang Yuanlang appeared on the stage, the orchestra pit next to the main stand sounded the folk music of Jiaozhi, and a light, soothing and beautiful dance music floated up.

People couldn't understand how this model of a scholar Zhuang Yuanlang picked up the flat pole, and when he saw that he went around the stage with the rhythm of the music, that is, around the circumference of the big white cloth spread on the ground, and then signaled to the audience around him, he took off his shoes and socks, and danced and jumped around with the dancing points on the white cloth with his two white and tender feet. Hu Zhuangyuan danced, and kept tilting slightly under the small flat dan, so the candle on the small flat tan burned very strongly, so there were constantly wax tears dripping down, dripping on the white cloth, but I can't see it clearly, the white ash dripping white cloth, you don't get close, how can you see clearly?

Stepping on the beat of the accompaniment music, Zhuang Yuanlang turned many times, and after walking for a long time, the wax torch on the little flat shoulder was already gray and tears began to dry. People don't understand what the new flower head of the new champion is, anyway, watching the graceful, elegant and handsome champion Lang dancing around, when it is near and far away, everyone feels that the more they look at it, the more they like it, and the more they look at it, the more they want to keep it for themselves. As for what he is doing in the field, it doesn't seem to matter, what is said is that you keep turning around on the field, dance, alas, what a beautiful tall guy, people can't always see enough, so, don't care what he's doing, try to fill the eyes of this unique feminine male beauty first!

Now, the new champion in the field has unloaded two small flat dans, the candles on the small flat tan have burned out, and the small flat tan seems to have completed its historical mission and stepped aside for a while. Now, Zhuang Yuanlang suddenly untied the blue strands of hair on the top of his head, and all of a sudden, his waist-length black hair fluttered out. Zhuang Yuanlang tied his long hair at the chest line of the green silk that had been tied up, so this part of the hair was like a big dust, like a big drag, and like a big brush. Zhuang Yuanlang calmly walked to the ink bucket that the eunuchs had just carried, and with the help of his hand, he dipped the long hair tied into a brush and dipped it in ink, and then, with his eyes, he estimated the lower position, and then bent down and began to paint on the big white cloth on the ground with this big "pen". Because the white cloth is big, because the pen is big, and because the painting that Zhuang Yuanlang wants to paint is big, so now Zhuang Yuanlang, who is now incarnated as a great painter, keeps running and waving on the big white cloth, or running and waving his hair.

All the audience on the sidelines chose to be speechless, as the saying goes, big, big, your pen today is so big, it's really the first. Besides, the literati waved calligraphy and painting, the literati were always literate, how could there be this champion today running back and forth on the canvas and dancing and painting, and he was wearing a white robe, in order not to let the ink drip on his body, others must be bent, or leaning forward, or backward, or left, or right, bending around, and not reluctant at all, everything is so natural and abundant, in tune, stepping on the beat, and not looking at what he is painting with his hair, just that dancing, just that walking, a thousand postures, The body shape is ever-changing, and it is also a good picture that is pleasing to the eye! An unprecedented good dance

Champion Lang seems to have completely forgotten the existence of the audience around him, and devoted himself to the "animation" of dancing and painting here, Champion Lang twisted his body with all his strength to provide the "head pen" with the required angle and strength, and the "head brush" will sway out different shades of burnt white ink rhyme, Zhuang Yuanlang's breath holding, Zhuang Yuanlang's physical and mental head and hands, Zhuang Yuanlang's eyes are serious, Zhuang Yuanlang's lips and ears, Zhuang Yuanlang's twisting waist and hips, Zhuang Yuanlang's arms and strands move, as if at this moment, he is an elf emerging from the music, He recorded the carnival of his soul on canvas.

The painting of Zhuang Yuanlang is the dancing posture, and the painting of Zhuang Yuanlang is not yet completed, but the process of painting is very enjoyable for the audience, and everyone is appreciating the various and surprising dance steps and painting skills of Zhuang Yuanlang.

By controlling the angle and strength of his body and the hand holding the head, he draws strokes with different feelings and different feelings of lines and ink blocks, and the traces on the white cloth have different shades of change, giving a strong sense of three-dimensionality.

Zhuang Yuanlang may let go of his long hair even more, and deliberately render it. Dip your hair in ink and color, apply it to a white cloth, and then wash the ink and color from your hair with water, and then suck it up and dip it in water, and go to the white cloth to bring the color and ink lines out. This kind of rendering, some places come once or twice, some places come three or five times, and some places come more than ten times, so people gradually see that there are different lines and ink blocks with transition effects from deep to shallow on the white cloth, and the picture has not yet appeared, but under the blue sky and white clouds, in the song and swallow dance of the warbler, in the dance and painting, or monograph, or surging, or quiet, or fanatical, or meticulous, or rough, or patient, or fast, or quiet, or rhythm, everything, very natural, lifelike, wonderful; So a sense of flowing water, breathtaking, heavenly and earthly beauty was spontaneously born in the hearts of all the audience.

Of course, people know that drawing with a brush is already a high-level play of elegant people, and it is not easy to paint with hair. Since hair is much softer than a paintbrush, the strength and angle are dozens of times more difficult than with a brush. But in front of him, his hair is his paintbrush, he is enjoying the feeling of his body and the brush being one, and he is enjoying all the envy that his hair painting brings him.

People looked at Zhuang Yuanlang, who was getting more and more comfortable on the big white cloth, and he was showing off his unique skills in hair painting; Suddenly, as soon as he lowered his head, he threw his long hair forward and tied it to the roots, and the hair that hung down was like a longer brush. In the rhythm of the music, he lunges with his left leg, stretches his right leg to the side, shakes his head violently, with his waist as the center, his hair twists back and forth with the music, and the ends of his hair dipped in ink continue to paint on the paper ...... heartily.

Now, the three top conspirators of the Jiaozhi country in the main stand are very busy: looking around, identifying appearances and colors, speculating wildly, talking to each other, pinching their fingers to tell fortunes, and looking forward to the future.

Empress Dowager Li: "Hey, Taishi, this girl, no, no, you taught him how to draw with his hair?" ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Where? It's the first time I've seen this kind of performance, how could I have come up with such an alternative form of calligraphy and painting? ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Alas, a woman's heart, a needle under the sea." Why have I been so many years, I don't know that this Concubine Song still has so many tricks? ”

Queen Mother Li: "This champion is good, you see, at the scene, the family has a daughter to marry, don't they all have to open their eyes and fall off?" So, can our little golden diamond still not be tempted? ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "You guys, just remember it now?" I'll tell you, I've been looking at this little golden diamond even before Champion Lang appeared. Before the opening, Xiao Jinzuan looked like he didn't care about anything, leaning on the chaise longue, his feet were cocked, lazy, and listless; Later, Zhuang Yuanlang came to the scene, and I looked at her, although her body did not move, it was obvious that her squinted eyes had been looking at Zhuangyuanlang. Later, Zhuang Yuanlang was waving and dancing, and the eyes of this little golden diamond never left this Zhuangyuan Lang for a moment. ”

Emperor Li Gande: "Yes, I also think that this little golden diamond seems to be attracted by this champion, and it seems that there is a drama today." ”

Queen Mother Li Shi: "Alas, since ancient times, heroes love beautiful women, and beautiful women have always loved beautiful men. ”

Emperor Li Gande: "Then why doesn't Concubine Song come to flatter me?" ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "Okay, Your Majesty, if you love the country or the beauty, think about it yourself." ”

Hu Erke, the champion in the field, has probably smeared the white cloth in place by now, so he tied his hair and began to make detailed repairs. He rubbed his fingers, the back of his hand, the palm of his hand, his forearm, and his fist against the white cloth, and the rustle produced by the friction seemed to fill all the world of onlookers.

Zhuang Yuanlang's wrists flexibly bent and twisted, and his palms and arms, which were stained with ink and paint, kept working and painting, like a fish in water, and used them one by one. Look at the effect, or simple and clumsy, or dripping and happy, or cold and idle. In the ever-changing, ten fingers are connected to the heart, the intermediary of the brush is lost, and the ink and water are mastered and used very well, the shades are alternate, not dry or burnt, just right. The innovation of the champion changed the artistic effect, thus revealing a new aesthetic taste. This unique artistic taste is very different from the strokes, which can never be replaced by brush strokes, and it is not easy to compare horizontally.

At this moment, Zhuang Yuanlang's performance will remind people of a sentence, that is, "playing in the palm of the hand". This champion Lang paints, playing with all the ink colors between the palms, or ink, or color, or wet, or dry, the nails draw lines accurately and flexibly, the fingers move and the fingers move the scene, when the palm, when the fist, to the wrist, to the arm, at will, to the finger, instant achievement. There is the delicacy of hard strokes and the intricacies of ink paintings, which are so interesting that people are fascinated by the process of their performances and the novelty of their appearance.

Now, after being busy for most of the day, Zhuang Yuanlang beat his waist, did a few pull-up movements, washed his hair, walked aside, took a knife, quickly returned to the white cloth, squatted down, and used the knife to pick at the white cloth. Later, people saw clearly that this champion was peeling off the white wax that had been dripping and sticking to the white cloth, and of course, now this white wax is mostly jet black, piece by piece, stripe.

People originally thought that Zhuang Yuanlang had drawn a big oolong, with a black body, a black head, a black face, a black body, a black melon, and a black tail. However, now after the champion Lang peeled off the pieces of white ash, the original black big oolong gradually turned into a hard stroke with a thin white line reversed, and the big oolong was immediately energetic, radiant, and vibrant, and a piece of anti-constructed scale armor was brilliantly displayed in front of the audience. It turned out that the white wax that seemed to drip randomly at the beginning of this champion Lang was all foreshadowing, and it was already designed. Because of the existence of these white waxes, Zhuang Yuanlang dared to wave boldly before, and swept boldly and unrestrainedly. The ink color that was originally covered by the white wax is now peeled off and left a little bit of hook white, so that the dragon's scales, dragon whiskers and other details are clearly visible.

Now, the dignitaries on the high platform can see more clearly, this painting is a big dragon rising up, which clearly means that our national capital of Jiaozhi, Shenglong, is thriving, so the people here are very happy. Look at this painting again, there are mountains, the sea, green pines, cypresses, warblers, dancing cranes, thousands of worlds, red flowers, green grass, vivid, vivid, vivid, ready to come out. It's really wonderful, wonderful, superb, and magical. People think this painting is good: the mountains are colored from afar, and the water is silent up close. The flowers are still in spring, and the birds are not surprised.

The three conspirators in the main stand were still talking to each other.

Emperor Li Qiande: "This Concubine Song, it's so hard to hide from me, it turns out that she is so good, but she pretends to be stupid and dumb in front of me, am I so annoying?" Am I so unsightly? ”

Queen Mother Li: "Okay, my little emperor, this Song Concubine will still be your plate sooner or later, let her be ventilated and breathed for the time being, so that she will be in a good mood for a while, and after winning the little golden diamond, she will be escorted back to the harem. ”

Taishi Li Daocheng: "What are you talking about? I think it's only a glimpse of the word "eight" at most, don't get too excited. The time will not come again, the opportunity must not be missed, I have seen the little golden diamond take out the telescope to carefully study this new champion, who knows what results this ghost girl will study, so, we have to hurry up to seize the opportunity, strike while the iron is hot, and get this little golden diamond who is obviously concerned about the new champion?! ”

Emperor Li Qiande and Empress Dowager Li Shi were in a good mood and said in unison: "Yes!" Yes, sir! The nagging old man! ”