The 5-day deadline for electing the emperor has arrived, half of the princes in the world have gathered in Luoyang, and everyone is sitting around, eating and drinking, chatting, and urinating, which seems to be peaceful, but in fact, it is waiting for Dong Zhuo to speak.

"Han Han Oba, how many limbs do you say?" Xiao Liu asked Zhang Han coquettishly, and while he spoke, the two beautiful balls on his chest kept rubbing from behind.

Zhang Han frowned: "Female fourth, male fifth!" ”

Xiao Liuyan smiled evilly: "What about when men and women are combined?" ”

Zhang Han glared: "It's hard for me!" Eight limbs? ”

"That's not right!"

"Nine limbs?"

"That's not right! It's eight limbs, eight and a half limbs! Eight limbs, eight and a half limbs! Xiao Liu said that he laughed.

Guan Guan couldn't listen to it anymore, and said to Xiao Liu: "Nonsense! Brother Bingliang, I know that he never has eight limbs or eight and a half limbs! He's eight-legged, nine-legged! Eight limbs, nine limbs! ”

Zhang Han squirted out of his mouth with a mouthful of wine: "Damn, Nima, why are you so pitted?" The truth is exactly what you say. But if you explain it, it's easy for people to misunderstand that we are Lala, okay? Please, if someone asks Feifei such a question in the future, will you stand up again? ”

Liu Bei interjected: "Feifei is not available!" ”

Everyone looked for it, and it turned out that Feifei was next to a group of palace maids discussing who was the most handsome among the princes in the world.

After a while, Li Ru in front of the rostrum signaled quiet, and the voice of the audience gradually faded away. Dong Zhuo took out the chair with difficulty, glanced at the group of heroes, and said slowly: "A few days ago, I led the team into Beijing to escort the car, but I didn't want to meet the Son of Heaven outside the Beijing Division!" This is the arrangement of GOD, so I will protect the emperor to this day! ”

Speaking of which, Dong Zhuo picked up his wine glass and walked around the venue, and no one dared to say half a word of gossip!

If you ask why this Dong Zhuo can command the heroes? It's a long story! But to make a long story short! So I didn't bother to say anything short, to sum it up - Dong Zhuo brought an army of 200,000 and was ready to enter Beijing to rebel, but he happened to run into Liu Wei and Liu Xie, so he directly took the emperor into Luoyang. Then in the name of protecting the emperor, he received all the soldiers and horses of Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, and his strength increased greatly!

Dong Zhuo saw that everyone was half dead, so he got carried away and said loudly: "However, when I counted the treasures in the palace, I found that the jade seal of the country was missing!" ”

As a result, at this time, Liu Bei in the audience opened his throat and asked, "Isn't the jade seal just an emperor's broken seal?" What else does it do? Urgent! As for calling us all here? Do you know that the sows in my plains are about to give birth, and the chickens, ducks, and fish are also at the time of **, this period is very critical, okay? If my GDP doesn't come up, you're responsible? ”

Liu Bei had just finished speaking, only to see a few flashes of cold light around him, and then he found that his neck was instantly full of knives and axes. Liu Bei glanced at it a few times, and said righteously: "Isn't it just a few thousand heads of livestock?" A good official like me arranged midwives for the sows one by one when he went out, and as for chickens, ducks and fish, I had already arrested their boyfriends and said that we would meet again on Valentine's Day in a few days. For what would I do? The reason is very simple, I have admired Master Dong Zhuo for a long time, and I am looking forward to seeing each other so that my hair is gray, no, it is J hair that is white! Actually, I've always wanted to be Lord Dong's godson! Oh, take me! ”

I saw that the wine glasses in the hands of the princes fell and the pieces of meat fell to the ground, and they all thought in their hearts: Nima is a shameless thing.

Even Zhang Han couldn't stand it, so he nodded a few times behind Liu Bei's back and said softly: "It's almost enough, it's already disgusting." ”

Dong Zhuo was very satisfied and continued: "This jade seal is not only a symbol of the country, whoever owns him is the emperor!" And the owner can trigger the attribute of Intelligence +999! ”

Zhang Han thought to himself: Nima! It turns out that the upper limit of the attribute here is 999, my sister's, so that when I think about it, the original Yellow Turban Opera Troupe President Zhang Jiao's 99 halo attribute is completely wastewood! No wonder it was so easy to get killed!

As a result, at this time, a hero came out, and the person was surnamed Gongsun and Zhan, and said loudly: "Lord Dong Zhuo has mouth cancer?" After talking for a long time, the heroes of the world don't understand what kind of fart you want to put out? Hurry up, OK? ”

This Gongsun Zhan is actually a rich second generation, but because his mother came from a humble background, he only served as the governor of Liaodong when he grew up. Once, Gongsun Chan followed dozens of cavalry out to patrol the Guansai, and when he saw hundreds of Xianbei cavalry, Gongsun Chan retreated to the empty pavilion and said to the entourage: "If you don't take the initiative to attack, you will be killed." So he led the team to rush into the Xianbei team with a spear in hand, killing and wounding dozens of people, and he also lost more than half of his own. Xianbei people take this as a warning, and they no longer dare to easily cross the barrier.

During the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army attacked the Bohai Sea, gathered 300,000 people, and Gongsun Zan led 20,000 foot riders to break the Qingzhou Yellow Turban and beheaded more than 30,000. The Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army abandoned its baggage and ran across the river. Gongsun Chan waited for them to attack halfway through, and defeated the Yellow Turban Army again, with tens of thousands of dead, more than 70,000 prisoners, countless chariots and property, and Gongsun Chan often rode white horses with dozens of people who were good at riding and archery around him, and they were the left and right wings of each other, and from then on, the people on the rivers and lakes gave the nickname "White Horse Yicong"

Dong Zhuo glanced angrily, but found that the person who spoke was Gongsun Zhan, the governor of the Northeast Governor, because Gongsun Zhan had a lot of soldiers and horses in his hands, so Dong Zhuo didn't make any trouble, but continued: "If the jade seal is missing, it is the will of heaven!" It indicates that the son is incompetent today! I intersected with the young emperor Liu Wei for a few days, and found that he was weak in terms of experience, appearance, and singing skills. I want to abolish the emperor, what is it? ”

Zhang Han roared: "My sister,! Choosing an emperor also depends on experience, appearance, and singing skills? Why don't you mention the dance realm! ”

Dong Zhuo's strategist Li Ru just answered: "That's right, it's even more miserable in terms of dance!" The young lord of the court is incompetent, and if he does not act at this time, it will change later. This is for the sake of the country! ”

Sun Jian, the boss of the Jiangdong delegation, got up and said, "Then according to Lord Dong Zhuo's wishes, who should be appointed?" Although this Sun Jian asked, his hand had already touched the sword, if Dong Zhuo really wanted to abolish the emperor, Sun Jian was determined to kill this treacherous with a sword!

But at this moment, a person on the table overturned the table and got up and left, scolding as he walked: "Dong Zhuo, what kind of goods are you?" How many levels are you? Transferred to Kiyo? Are you dressed in purple? Do you have an orange cane? Nima doesn't have anything, and just came to Luoyang, DKP is 0, today's first team copy, you want to abolish the emperor's equipment? Go to Niya! Lao Tzu is offline, no longer playing! ”

Sun Jian, Gongsun Zhan and others saw that someone had already come forward, so they didn't say much and watched the changes.

Dong Zhuo looked over, and it turned out that it was Jingzhou Thorn Shi Ding Yuan who spoke!

But this Ding Yuan's strength is not strong, Dong Zhuo finally found a soft persimmon, only to see that he immediately recharged 1 yuan, bought a loudspeaker and shouted: "Those who follow me live, and those who oppose me die!" After roaring, he pulled out his sword and wanted to cut Ding Yuan.

At this time, Li Ru saw a person flashing out behind Ding Yuan, who was born with a majestic and majestic style, holding Fang Tian's halberd in his hand, and glared angrily.

Li Ru hurriedly leaned into Dong Zhuo's ear and whispered: "Today's banquet place, don't talk about national politics; It's not too late to talk about the coming day, but there are high-ranking people present! Don't act rashly! The person behind Ding Yuan is the god of war who is nicknamed to ride all over the world and explode the chrysanthemums in the world! Dong Zhuo sat down indignantly.

At this time, Zhang Han was also worried that if there was a group fight on the spot, the lame kung fu of Liu, Guan, and Zhang would definitely suffer, so he hurriedly pulled Liu Bei and rushed to Ding Yuan's side to persuade him, so the emperor election meeting broke up unhappily!

Seeing that everyone dispersed, Dong Zhuo asked his subordinates: "Who is this?" ”

Li Ru replied: "This Ding Yuan Yi'er: the surname is Lu, the name is cloth, and the word is the first. It's just his life! His later life is called Lu Ziqiao, and it is said that he is also very hot in the serial drama more than 1800 years later! Let's put it this way, he is both a powerful faction and an idol! So the lord still has to avoid him when he sees him!. ”

Dong Zhuo said with a smile: "My subordinates are fierce like clouds, and I am still afraid that he will be a reckless man in this life and a drama in the next life?" ”

At this time, the advisor stood up and said, "No, I heard that Lu Bu burst the chrysanthemum without distinction between men and women, and his attack was extremely cruel. Na Ding Yuan has lived in Jingzhou for a long time, and it stands to reason that the soldiers are strong and strong, and the strength should be good. But since Lu Bu helped, the entire Jingzhou, regardless of the old, weak, sick and disabled, men, women and children, have been able to get flowers and willows! And then it came to the point that horses, cows, pigs, and dogs were also infected! The ferocity of the attack can be seen! ”

It turned out that the person who spoke was the advisor Li Su.

Dong Zhuo wondered: "Why are you so clear?" ”

I saw Li Su take off his pants and show off his back body, which instantly amazed the audience!

Li Ru pinched his beard and smiled: "It seems that the blessing of the lord has come!"

Dong Zhuo was puzzled: "Nima, this anus has been upset like this, and it is still hairy?" Where do I get my blessings? ”

Li Ru laughed again and looked at Li Su: "Then it depends on Lord Li, do you want to put this moving little volcano in front of the bed of the god of war again!" ”