I don't really like saints and holy places at all, because I hate people being self-righteous and stinging about me.

It's like I hate my dad, and he says this and that all day long, and I annoy him to death—I can't help but think how nice it would be if I didn't have him!

Okay, don't talk about this nonsense now, because Confucianists will shout "kings, ministers, fathers, sons, and sons" to scold me for not being filial, and besides, I do miss my father very much now, I don't know how he and my mother are in Shandong, hey, I don't even remember a trace of my mother's appearance. I'm so unfilial!

Well, without that much, I mean, I hate the way people think they are, as if they hold the truth in their hands, so why is the truth in your hands and not in mine? Who do you think you are? The Inner Court relied on the Book of the Senators, and the Holy Land relied on the Book of the Holy Father, and then you thought you had the truth? Then I brought a dog and put the "Book of the Patriarchs" and "The Holy Book" in the dog basin, and the dog also became a dog of truth?!

Turning the pages of the Holy Maiden's Holy Book, I want to see for myself what is written in this pretentious book.

The Holy Book is the book of the Holy Land, and only the highest people in the Holy Land are allowed to read it, and I, a eunuch born in dung, will see you! If you are not convinced, you sent someone to arrest me!

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel the pleasure of wiping my ass with silk.

Open the Holy Book, it reads:

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"Volume I

Chapter I

Section I

The beginning of all things

Initially, not even initially. There is none, and there is none. Nothing. There is no time, there is no space, everything is a point of nothingness. Heaven is not heaven, and earth is not earth. There is only God. God has a body, but he has no body; God has a will, God has no will; God has full humanity and full divinity, and God has no humanity and divinity; God is knowable, God is unknowable; God is trustworthy, God is untrustworthy; God exists, God does not exist.

On the first day, God said, Let there be light. And so the point of nothingness skyrocketed. Light is born, time and space are born, time and space linger, time and space are one, and light illuminates everything. The universe has grown from nothing, from small to large, and it is still skyrocketing for 40 billion years.

The next day God said, "Let there be stars." So the first light becomes a light element, the light element merges into a heavy element, the star is born, and the star is destroyed. After the destruction of the star twice, 15 billion years later, the sun was born. And in another 10 billion years, the sun will still be destroyed.

On the third day, God said, "Let there be an earth." So fusion in the stars produced heavier elements, air was born, stones were born, metals were born. Stars explode, eject them out, and planets are born. One of them became the Earth, the only life in the universe. There is land and mountains, rivers and seas on it.

On the fourth day, God said, "Let there be plants." Thus the first life was born from the water, and they evolved into colorful plants.

On the fifth day, God said, "Let there be animals." So thousands of animals evolved from plants.

On the sixth day, God said, "Let someone be." So from the monkeys evolved humans.

On the seventh day, God said, "Good, good, good." This is the beginning of the end, but it is by no means the final end. ”

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Haha, I'm dying laughing! No wonder everyone doesn't believe in the Holy Religion, and would rather trust Lord Yama! What a thing!

I don't understand what the first paragraph means, it seems to be written by a psychopath. Mentally retarded! Mentally retarded! Mentally retarded! You said that "heaven is not heaven", what do you write about the creation of the world in seven days? Didn't you slap yourself in the face?

In the second paragraph, the universe is eternal, space and time are absolute space and time, what is the nonsense of "time and space are born, time and space linger, and time and space are one"? The universe is so big, how can it be a small dot?

In the third paragraph, how can the sun be destroyed? You say the sun is destroyed, and I say the sun comes out of the west! Who has seen it for generations?

In the fourth paragraph, the earth actually came out of the stars? Amusing! How can something so hot spew out of the earth! Aren't people all dying of heat?

The fifth paragraph is even more of a joke, how can life be born for no reason! This reminds me of the ancient book "rotten grass is fireflies", just like the old man in our village said: "The pond will give birth to small fish, and the rags will give birth to mice". How can grass become worms, how can water become fish, and cloth become rats, these ridiculous fellows? Those fireflies, fish fry, and rats are all coming from somewhere else! It's still stupid to give birth to yourself!

The sixth paragraph is too lazy to explain, plants are plants, animals are animals, how can it change! Someone will definitely object, saying, "What is the matter with Cordyceps?" "Well, I'm going to talk about Cordyceps. As far as I've been researching, that's not one creature at all, but two! In winter, a bug hibernates in the soil, and a seed of a small grass is buried in it. In the spring the grass sprouts, and its roots kill the insects. In summer, the grass sprouts, so this is "Cordyceps". It's a very simple thing, but it's a pity that the mediocrity of the world thinks it's amazing and spends a lot of money to buy it. What is it magical? Isn't it even more magical that there are many magical things, such as the stinking dog shit actually nourishing bright flowers?

In the seventh paragraph, I ...... I'm almost throwing up! I actually said that people were changed by monkeys, and I also said that people were changed by donkeys! No wonder the Holy Book and the Holy Religion cannot be circulated! Fortunately, it was the "Holy Book" and the Holy Religion, they were too powerful to provoke, and if they were replaced by others, the emperor and the Confucian disciples would have cut them off one by one. Think about that scene, when the Confucian leader Kong Youli said, "The monarch and the minister, the father and the son", the holy woman said: "Our father is a monkey!" "That Kong Youli is not so angry that he committed suicide! Ha ha! Amusing!

It occurred to me that the Divine Religion was split from the Holy Religion, and the Divine Book was split from the Holy Book, so look at how the Divine Book was written.

I went upstairs to the royal library, dug out the Divine Book of the Cult of God, and took it to my room, seemingly. The Ming Dynasty Law stipulates that if different sects read pagan books, the whole clan will be put to death—but I don't care.

The Book of God reads:

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"Volume I

Chapter I

Section I

Genesis

Initially, not even initially. There is none, and there is none. Nothing. There is no time, there is no space, everything is a point of nothingness.

There is only God. God is watching it. And God said, Yes, yes.

So Huangli was born. The imperial power is God Himself. Everything in the future will only rely on the imperial power to run.

On the first day, God said, Let there be light. And so the point of nothingness skyrocketed. Light was born, time and space were born, and light illuminated everything. The universe has grown from nothing, from small to large, and it is still skyrocketing for 40 billion years.

The next day God said, "Let there be stars." So the first light became light elements, light elements became heavy elements, stars were born, and billions of galaxies operated according to imperial power.

On the third day, God said, "Let there be an earth." So heavier elements are created in the stars, they eject out, and planets are born. One of them became the Earth, the only life in the universe. There is land and mountains, rivers and seas on it.

On the fourth day, God said, "Let there be plants." Thus the first life was born from the water, and they evolved into colorful plants.

On the fifth day, God said, "Let there be animals." So thousands of animals evolved from plants.

On the sixth day, God said, "Let someone be." People are staring blankly at God's world.

On the seventh day, God said, "Very well." So the emperor, as the chosen one, will always control the world, and the human world will be happy. This is the final end. ”

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I couldn't help but nod, the Divine Sect was indeed better than the Holy Sect. Although it is also ridiculous, but the most ridiculous "nonsense of the mentally ill", "the destruction of the sun and the earth", "people are monkeys", these things are gone.

What is especially important is that the word "imperial power" appeared out of thin air in the Divine Cult to prove the greatness of the emperor, and the doctrine of the divine religion finally said that the emperor was "the chosen one of God". It is no wonder that the Divine Religion became one of the four major national religions, and the "Death Religion", "Maitreya Religion", "Truth Religion" and "Freedom Religion" were recognized by the imperial court as the Demon Religion.

Just turning a page of the Holy Book reveals its false nature.

It's like winning a battle, and I'm tired.

I tossed it aside and fell into a deep sleep.

I had a dream.

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A little insect flies and flies. It turned out that I had become a worm.

It was so cold in the morning that my blood froze. Oh yes, I'm a bug, I don't have blood, I don't have a heart, I can't create calories on my own.

At noon, the sun was extremely hot, and I was sweating profusely. Oh yes, I'm a bug, I don't sweat, I can't dissipate heat, a little extra heat can kill me. I'm just a little worm who feeds on the sky!

In the afternoon, the wind was very strong and blew me around, constantly slamming me against the walls and the ground. Luckily, I'm a bug, and if I were a human being and I was thrown from a few hundred heights, I would have been a piece of flesh.

It rained at night. Raindrops heavier than me fell on me! I thought, strangely, why is the rain so big and can't it be smaller? For example, isn't it okay to be as small as the hair on my legs (mind you, I'm a tiny bug now)? Why are the raindrops bigger than my body? If our insect civilization were to invent a water pipe, such a large drop of water would not be able to be transported away!

I was thinking about how to create a bug civilization when suddenly a drop of rain fell on my head and wrapped me up! My whole being (well, the whole bug) was wrapped in raindrops! That drop of water drops on the lotus leaf, and it doesn't break! I want to swim out and find out that the water is sticky! No matter how I move, no matter how much I struggle, I'm still in the center of the drop! What about gravity? What about the fluidity of water? How is the principle of the world not working? Damn, I'm famous, I'm going to die in the water droplets on the lotus leaves!

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However, I am a human being, how could I die in the water droplets on the lotus leaves? It's definitely a dream!

I struggled hard and finally woke up! Thankfully, it was a nightmare.

I touched the fluff on my stomach with my eight hands, looked at the suffocating insects in the water droplets on the lotus leaves on the side, and thought to myself, I must be a big bug!

I eat non-stop, smaller bugs, bugs, grains of rice, leaves, branches, cats and dogs, humans, tigers, elephants, whales, I eat everything! Finally, I'm a bug bigger than Tarzan!

I laughed, trying to speak but couldn't because my vocal cords had changed. The smaller the vocal cords, the thinner the sound. Now, my vocal cords are wider than the road, and the frequency of my voice is so low that people can't hear it.

I tried to take a step, only to find that my leg bones had been crushed by my weight. Because my weight is in a cubic ratio and my contact area with the ground is a square ratio, I'm no longer a spherical bug – in fact, I'm a flatbread bug!

I saw countless tiny humans below shouting, "Kill this monster!" ”

I want to run, but I don't even have a leg!

People pierced my skin with spears - "poof", and my blood came out, but it was green blood.

I thought desperately, "Don't be a big bug in your next life!" Don't be a bug either! Hey? No, I'm human, my name is Dongfang Ju, my original name is Zhao Daniu, why did I come here? ”

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I struggled hard again and finally woke up! Thankfully, it was a nightmare.

I was stunned for a long time.

My nose was a little clogged, and I ran my hand through the soft, hot snot and held a cold towel to hear the snoring of the guards outside the house. I opened the window, the cool breeze blew, and I looked down from the palace a few hundred meters high, and the slaves on the ground were still diligently sweeping the floor.

This time it wasn't a dream because I felt it all.

I thought, aren't we bugs? We only know the world as we know it, and we only know what we can understand.

Ask yourself: Why don't you believe in the Holy Book?

My answer: Because it's different from my daily experience.

Continue to ask yourself: Where does your daily experience come from?

My answer is: the control of the Ming court.

Continue to ask yourself: Do you believe in the Ming court?

I replied: No.

Ask yourself: Then why don't you believe in the Holy Book?

Answer: Well, I don't believe anything.

It occurred to me that my father's words were all feelings, and everything was meaningless.

I was drenched in sweat, and the quilt and bed were all soaked.

In the whole dark world, only my eyes widened in horror.

At that moment, I had an enlightenment.

Believe, because it is not credible; Not to be trusted, because to believe.