Dog leftovers, big name Zhao Qiankun, I have played since I was a child.

I didn't laugh at his name less. I said, "Qiankun, Qiankun, you call 'Qiankun' a fart?" Can you stir things up or turn things around? ”

Zhao Qiankun blushed: "Big shit, shut up!" My dad gave it to me. Dad went to Shandong to sell chickens, and the village has the greatest knowledge......"

The dog leftovers are chicken households. The so-called chicken households are ancestral chickens. However, a long time ago, a chicken plague struck, and chickens all over the country became rare animals and were raised in the arms of the imperial concubine, so they had to raise ducks. In fact, this is illegal, because the emperor did not approve his family to change from a chicken household to a duck household - for example, another chicken household in the east of the village would rather die than give in, and finally die in exchange for a chaste archway. Fortunately, the dog's father was knowledgeable, and he took the risk of disobeying the provisions of Article 1 of the "King James Royal Ming Household Registration Law" - "The people of the Ming Dynasty will remain unchanged for eternity", and replaced the chicken with a duck, and he survived and was quite moisturized......

Dog's leftover father, Zao Wou-ki, the head of my family's armor.

Five households are counted as a "armor guard", and the armor chief is responsible for it. Someone in the armor has an accident, and the armor chief has to bear the same responsibility, so this "position" is quite unlucky, and it is no good to be responsible.

Zao Wou-Ki's nickname is ...... Dogs. But few people dared to call him by that name, because whoever called him, he would fight with whomever he called - except for his wife...... And his wife also gave his children a bunch of names for dog leftovers, dog ignorance, and dog pickpocket......

I called him Uncle Wuji. I liked him very much – and even admired him. He is the most knowledgeable in the village, and the teachers in the village private school do not know more than one percent of him.

The strange thing is that Uncle Wuji calls my father "big brother", and he seems to admire him.

Dad is quite a bastard, and under normal circumstances, he doesn't care about Uncle Wuji who calls him "big brother", but once he is bullied by others, he will bring up Uncle Wuji's name: "What are you!" Zao Wou-Ki still called me 'big brother'......"

I thought: "Dad is too pretending, the upright Uncle Wuji may regard pretending to be forced as a bull......"

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Anyway, I went to Gou Yuer's house, and he was reading the "Four Books and Five Classics of the Ming Imperial Textbook". You listen to him shaking his head and reading: "Laughing people have missing teeth, and the dog's sinuses are wide open; Scolding people is brain-dead, and it is said to be a mess. ”

Seeing that his father was not there, I kicked open the broken fence of the yard.

He shuddered with fright and said, "Big, are you sick?" ”

Me: "I was scolded by my father. When I cleaned the latrine today, I deliberately put more grass ash and lard, which is said to be clean, and it is said that it is cleaned in this way, and it is said that it is cleaned in this way, and this is how the pancreas in the county are made, and you say that we should go to the county to sell pancreas......"

Him: "You're off topic, you're not mentally well?" ”

Me: "Huh? This...... I cleaned the cleanest today, and my father still scolded me, is he sick, deliberately looking for trouble, I knew that it was better to be lazy...... Hit me today, it's not my own ......"

He sighed and said, "Big, maybe it's really not biological." You're so weird, you're not born to anyone, who will give birth to you......"

Me: "Today I am twenty years old, and I can go to the imperial examination." ”

Dog Leftover: "Ah...... What's your birthday? ”

Me: "What's ......the birthday?"

Dog leftover: "You're twenty years old......"

Me: "Yes, I can participate in the imperial examination." ”

Gou Yu'er patted the book: "Imperial examination...... Hey, you can do it, I can't. Ay! ”

I touched my chin: "We went out and turned left, and suddenly picked up a 'scholar card' and found that the photo was the same as ours!" So we went to participate in the imperial examination, I won the promotion, you didn't, but I promoted you to be the prime minister...... Oh no, it's too big, be a county magistrate...... Oh no, it's too small, be a governor...... Or the county magistrate ......"

The dog leftover shook my shoulder: "Wake up! Wake up! Stop dreaming. ”

Ay! This dream is a bit illusory, it is better to dream of winning the lottery.

If this is a dream, then another method is more "not a dream": we go out, secretly go out of the village, township, county, county, and finally run to the provincial capital Luoyang - Jinshi.

Civilians are not eligible to participate in the examination, so they can only seek refuge with the scholars to obtain qualifications.

But the scholars are likely to detain you directly, so that you can only be a slave for the rest of your life - and a eunuch slave.

What's more, none of us know each other, and there is no way to be eunuchs and slaves!

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I didn't go home at night, and I slept with Gou Yu'er, Gou Pick'er, his eldest brother, Dog's legs, his second brother, Gou Buli, and his eldest sister in the inner wing, while his father and his mother and his nursing little sister were in the big wing.

In the middle of the night, his father and his mother began to do exercises in a suffocated voice, which was really trying to cover up......

I routinely lost sleep, and then again, routinely, like a great immortal. I couldn't sleep at all, but the various "dogs" next to me snored loudly.

I found that the dogs around me became very different from when I was a child. I don't know why their family is named like this, the contrast between the small name and the big name is very ridiculous.

The dog ignores the big name "Zhao Xingyue", what a beautiful name, what a cute girl, but this nickname! When she was a child, she followed behind our buttocks, went up the tree to catch monkeys, and went down to the river to dig fish and catch cockroaches, but she couldn't get rid of them, and she was very annoying.

But, now, how does it feel different? You see her oily face is white and red, her eyelashes are long and crooked, her unkempt hair is black and shiny, and her gray clothes are bulging in the middle...... I reflected the bright moonlight, and with the cicadas and crickets chirping in late autumn, my breathing began to be heavy, and I even finally heard my own heartbeat......

I couldn't help but play with myself......

It's like heaven.

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In a few minutes, from heaven to hell.

Depraved.

Disappointed.

Despair.

So evil! On someone's kang, do this! What happens if it is discovered? - It's not something that can't be discovered, it's an evil thing! It's not shame, it's sin! How can an evil person be a great person?

The important thing is that evil is not yet - the important thing is that I can't control myself and do what I don't want to do! How can a person who can't control himself be called a "person"? You guy, don't say a great man who will go down in history, even a wicked person who has been stinking for thousands of years can't do it!

Why?

I'm me, I control me, but why do you do things you don't want to do?

It's illogical!

Could it be that this is what I want to do?

You see, Zhao Xingyue is so beautiful, her oily face is white and red, her long and curved eyelashes, her unkempt hair is black and shiny, but her gray clothes are bulging in the middle......

I did it again......

In a few minutes, from heaven to hell.

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Fail......

Depraved......

Despair......

I really can't control myself.

Get out of the house quietly.

A bright moon hangs in the sky. The treetops and the bright moon are frighteningly large in contrast.

I took out the pencil and notebook I had with me and wrote a few words: "August 8, 19, blasphemy, sin, repentance!" ”

In the bright moonlight, these words made me tremble.

The ducks quacked.

The crickets are chirping.

And the breeze.

I looked at the moon in the sky.

A thought came to mind: the moon is another planet...... There are countless planets in the world...... World...... We're ridiculously small...... If we are ridiculously small, then even our evil is ridiculously small...... Perhaps even our fate is ridiculously small......

With a squeak, a figure walked out - Uncle Wuji.

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Uncle Wuji's beard is shaved and smooth, which is completely different from his father's unkempt beard.

He looked at me and asked, "Big bull?" What are you doing? ”

Me: "Nothing, look at the moon." ”

Him: "What are you writing about?" ”

Me: "Nothing. It's just a diary. ”

Uncle Wuji frowned: "What are you thinking?" ”

I want to say, "I'm thinking, I'm glad you're awake now, what would have happened if you had woken up then and seen what I was doing?" I don't want to be seen by you, is it because of shame or guilt? Shame or sin, which one is my concern? ”

I said, "I'm wondering how the world on the moon is different from ours. ”

He looked at me and didn't speak.