Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group
At the same time, Lion Camel Ridge, inside the Lion Camel Cave.
A pair of huge lion's paws like bear's paws, with a strong swing, directly blasted the leather sofa next to it into powder.
The huge body of the blue-haired lion monster lay in the Iron Throne, one fist resting on the armrest against its chin, its eyes cold and expressionless.
Under the ten-meter steps, thousands of strange people immediately brushed their heads and knelt on the ground, and they didn't dare to come out.
In the stadium-like hall, even a single hair falling on the ground can be heard clearly.
Dead depressed.
"Hmph." The corners of the blue-haired lion's mouth twitched, "The old drill wind has been killed, useless things." ”
The weirdos in the audience were all shocked.
"Old Drill Wind...... How is it possible, it is a ghost-level strength that has been passed down from generation to generation, how can it be ...... by a human being"
"Is the other party really a hero? It has to be at least the top 10 of the S-class!"
"First the three regiment commanders and the lion camel city, and then the old diamond wind...... It seems that the other party really killed him!"
……
For a moment, the audience fell silent.
But then, strange noises erupted in the hall - thousands of strange people came out of their noses in unison...... Hum...... Hum hum ......" snickering.
Even the blue-haired lion monster with its cheeks on the Iron Throne couldn't help but squeeze a "cluck" out of between its teeth...... giggles...... snickering.
In the end, I couldn't help it, and all the weirdos, whether it was the "leader" blue-haired lion or the thousands of weirdos "members", burst out with Cage-style laughter at the same time, grinning to the limit, laughing to the point of hysteria, laughing to the point of self-control, laughing to the point of madness.
"Wha
What the hell is going on?
Someone is going to kill them, and these weirdos are laughing so happily? What's the situation?
Are they scared silly?
"Huhuhuhaha......ha Ha ha...... Finally, I'm waiting for another living person!! Hey, hey, hey, hey. The green-haired lion monster trembled excitedly, "I don't know the taste of meat in March in Lion Camel Ridge, and I can finally open meat again, roar~"
Hearing the word "meat", thousands of strange people in the audience poked out their tongues like dogs, and their mouths flowed to the ground - how long has it been since they tasted meat like this?
The "group leader" blue-haired lion monster wiped his saliva, and it was already soaked from the neck down.
It slammed into the ground and landed in the field with a "boom", startling the mobs to crawl and retreat.
The green-haired lion stood majestically and waved his big hand: "Little guys, the head of the regiment solemnly announces, capture this intruder alive, cook it carefully, the head of the regiment eats meat and you drink soup, and today is an early New Year's Eve!" Roar~"
After a brief silence, the audience erupted in thunderous cheers.
"Captain V5!
"Chinese New Year's Harpy!"
"Eat meat and drink soup! Avenge the three regimental commanders!"
There should be a harmony.
A little monster plucked up the courage and asked, "Tuan...... Commander, how do you know that Old Drill Wind is dead?"
The green-haired lion monster's face did not change: "I just received a text message from it before it died, 'I'm going to die, Xiaoqing, don't hurt ...... for me'...... Anyway, it's dead, can't be wrong! Roar~"
All the weirdos gasped: "Xiaoqing? This ......"
I always feel that this text message is so informative.
"Shut up!" The green-haired lion clenched his fist violently, "Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group - listen to the order!" Sound the ten-level alarm, all the staff are strong, pour out the nest, cast a net of heaven and earth, turn the lion camel ridge upside down, heaven and earth, and find out that New Year's dish for Lao Tzu!"
"Get moving, you little! Open your legs and keep your mouth shut, get out of here, not a single one! Go find it for Lao Tzu! Roar~"
Thousands of strange people hurriedly took the order, jumping up and down, one or two excited as if they hadn't passed the New Year.
After a lot of noise, only the green lion was left in the huge lion camel cave.
I don't know when, the "second leader" white elephant strange man has appeared behind him.
The blue and white thick proboscis was thrown out, and a goat more than ten meters away was rolled into his mouth and swallowed, and the liquid overflowed from the elephant's mouth.
"Big brother, don't tell my brother if you have such good news, don't you ...... You want to eat this piece of pork belly to yourself?" The white elephant wiped his lips, a cold light projected from the corner of his eye.
"Hmph." The green lion ignored it, turned around, sat back on the Iron Throne, and supported his cheeks with his fists, "The head of this regiment can do whatever he wants, what can you do with me?"
Hearing this, the white elephant stood silently in place, and his eyes kept staring at the green lion. After a long time, he suddenly smiled heartily: "Woohahaha, what did the eldest brother say, of course I will obey the orders of the head of the regiment."
Then, he also came to the throne, only to find that his leather sofa was missing: "Huh? What about the throne of the deputy of this regiment? Eldest brother!! (raises his voice)"
The green lion's face changed slightly, and he turned his head to the side: "Look at what I'm doing, I'm not a sofa...... Roar~"
The white elephant's teeth clenched the ground and gurgled: "It's the old drill wind again?" If you eat the dog's gall, you will find death!"
After speaking, an instantaneous body flew out of the cave, leaving a sentence in the air, "Dog minion, Lao Tzu beeped you......"
Leo swallowed hard......
At the same time that the Lion Camel Ridge Men's Group poured out, Tang San, as a "New Year's dish", still knew nothing about this crisis.
He was naïve enough to think that he was just a passer-by that no one knew about.
The sky was getting dark, Tang San carried the order flag of "Old Drill Wind", pushed the electric donkey, and laboriously walked through the mountains and forests, carefully avoiding the strange people patrolling the mountains all the way.
"Dead, this monster is also a little too much, all over the mountains and fields, don't you go to work?"
That's right, since he hit him on Lion Camel Ridge, teams of strange people have come one after another, and they don't dare to take the road at all, so they can only pick those woods and grasses to drill in, at least to avoid people's eyes and ears for a while.
No wonder the peacocks didn't let him go up the mountain, it was indeed too dangerous.
There are so many weirdos, he can't kill them all, and besides, he just swore that he wants to be kind to people and can't blow people up casually, so he has to hide as much as he can.
"Buzz buzz—"
"Longevity!" Tang San suddenly jumped up, and the flag electric donkey was thrown out in fright.
In the grass, something strange!
"Who? Show up quickly!" Tang San asked sharply at "that thing".
However, "that thing" didn't reply, just a big glowing eye, "buzzing" and trembling in the grass.
After a while, the tremors stopped.
Tang San stared at "that thing" in horror, he had never seen a monster with glowing eyes in his life, it was too terrifying.
Leaned down, poked out his feet, and tried to get closer.
Suddenly, "that thing's" eyes lit up, and they trembled again, and let out a strange cry: "That buddy is calling again!" That dude is calling again!"
"Oh, I'll go!" Tang San was so frightened that he squatted on the ground.
This monster is too arrogant!
Do you still "paint in the temple"? There is no shame in it!
Dare to tease him Tang San, isn't this a provocation or what?
"Eat my old man's stick!" Tang San flew up and grabbed "that thing" in his hand, and was about to swing his stick, but suddenly found that it was a little familiar.
"That thing" is boxy, like a brick, isn't it the same brick that was scavenged from the monsters in Lion Camel City before? Tang San just threw away 5,001 of them.
The difference is that this "brick" can actually glow, and it can also speak human words - not a monster or even something!
"Eat my old man's ......"
"Hey! Hear no, speak, vaccine man. Hey......"
Tang San listened curiously, this "brick" actually changed his voice to speak, it was really good at speaking.
"Vaccine man, did you find the human who went up the mountain? The head of the regiment said that everyone should have a share if they are caught, and they will eat meat and drink soup for the New Year in advance......"
Tang San scratched his bald head, this "brick" spoke strangely, what kind of "human beings went up the mountain"? This lion camel ridge is full of strange people, how can there be any human beings?
Huh.